Lakeland Evening Telegram Newspaper, June 26, 1913, Page 4

L YR rOSTR The tyeninu Published every afternoon from the Kentucky Building, Lakeland, Fia, l red in toe portofiice at Lale-| ANE sand, t'lorida, s mail matter of the pecond class. l Rt o s | | M. F HETHERINGTON, E;;I'}'Uil.j HENRY BACON, MANAGER. I SUBSCRIPTION RATES: | BNG Yonn = e $5.00 BIX monthe i e . 3,69 Rree monthe . oo ovivenniveing 1.25 Delivered anywhere within the Mmitg of the City of Lakeland for 10 ecnts a week. From thie same office s !ssued THE LAKELAND NEWS, A weekly newspaper giving a resume of local matters, crop conditions, eounty affairs, etc. Sent anywhere for $1.00 per yea:. | e eeee———————— It jars one’s faith in history to note how, even in this day of facilities for securing facts accurately and quick-| 1y, a trivial circumstance may be so elaborately exazgerated. For In-! stance, the Cincinnati Commercial Gazette has an account of the storm at Tallahassce, which cost one life; and a few thousand dollars in mone- tary damage. From reading the pa- per one would come to the conclusion that the whole of Florida had been swept away and most of its inhabi-) tants Jestroyed. Some way it seems that no other scction of the United! Stotes is the victim of such frequent end Ylacrant misinformation as Flor- fca. rs still get most of their impressions of Florida, Northern news from the geooraphies of half a o"-n-‘ tury ago, which covered up ignor- 1'aé ance of the character of unknown territory by indicating “swamp lands,” and which in lieu of infor-! mation about this section printod‘ wood-cuts of negroes being swallow- ed by ailizators, or holding on to n! teree which is being uprooted by n! hurricane, 1 i ARGl During the past few days Miss, Jessie Wilson, daughter of the} { President, has done some wonderful things. She got up and gave her seat to an aged woman in a street car; she remarked that she could make gome alterations in a dress she was; purchasing; and she ate her lunch out of a paste-board box. There is a well-grounded report, also, that one day recently she sneezed just like common folks do. We love Miss Wilson—hand her our sprig of lilac, and all that kind of thing; but we den’t like toadyism, and the secrib- ‘dblers who send this kind of stuff out tc the newspapers make us tired. I'elegram} | cn his back, who, like the hog, was | thiinking of his own stomach all the THE REVENING TELEGRAM, LAKE FERING OF THE HORSES|of three insurance policies on the life of the late Edward Okle Painter, Have you ever been thirsty? Have|who was drowned in the St. Johns vou ever prodded along a hot and!river last May 22, was paid over to dusty road, with the perspiration | the widow and daughter of deceased noble brow,| yesterday afternoon at 3:30 o’'clocik | suc-] Ly Penn Mutual Life Insurance company of Philadelphia, Pa. THE SU¥ sireaming down your and your palate feeling like a t:on of wdpaper? The tinkle of the cracked ice in Air. Painter carried accident and the issue paper glass sounds good | life insurance in several compunics! i . | to then, eh? (amounting to considerably over $1,-| Well, now, suppose, just for the} 000,000, and this settlement by the; e of supposin,’ that you were be-| Penn Mutual Life Insurance Co.| Ariven by a pair of reins along This is the first made by any of the tie road by a party with pig bristles| various interested institutions. | PERFECT CONFIDENCE, ‘ and didn’t give a darn about yours., Suppose you say not twenty teet from the roadway, a gurgling breok, the transparent waters bub- bling in a pool, all round with cool moss and shade Of course you would change your course immediately and put on all speed for that oasis. But suppose the driver with the pig bristles would| Have used Doan’s Kidney Pills; rein you up, yell at you as though| Have proved their worth in many you had been hard of hearing in| tests. both ears, and deliver a swat at you| Here's Lakeland testimony: with a whip that would rise we!t| E. C. Eades, E. Oak Street, Lake- cross your Apollo like shoulders.|lund, Fla., says: “I can strongly And suppose the next stopping Dlflwi recommend Dcean’s Kidney Pills, on this highway to perdition, you:for I know that they act just as rep- Lknew to be five miles away. i resented 1 used them about two Would you turn your hind heeis years ago when I was suffering from loose in the direction of a crack on Jume and aching back and trouble the box, after the manner of thn;with the kidney secertions. They mule, and, or would you with hu-‘ brought me prompt relief and when-| man like ignorance of consequences ever I have taken them since, the:»" of a kick, just sigh, wipe a tear from! have acted effectively. I do not vour watery eye, and head south? |Lcsitate to advise anyone afflicted! Tiiink of the poor, benighted horse v ith kidney trouble to give Doan's Curing this season of hat. The ma-| Kdney Pills a trial.” jerity of them suffer torture from( For sale by all dealers. Price 50| thirst. The want of water Iu‘ops‘u-nls. Foster-Milburn Co., Builalo, thewt thin, In nincteen cases in! New York, sole azents for the l.'nitc-!I 7, they are fed a meal a day. §iates. d food and ecither stalled for! Remember the the night, or forced upon their jour- and take no other. uey, without water. | Remember, and pass along during | these warm monthg, the plea for the horse.—Orlando Reporter-Star., Lakeland People Have GoGod Rea- son For Complete Reliance. .Do you know how— o To find relief from backache; To correct distressing urinary ills, To assist weak kidneys? Your neighbosr know the way— fwenty name-—Doan’s— ! To Remove Paint From Linoleum, To remove the epots of white patat from linoleum, keep them satu'.ated | with turpentine until they softem, o1 it they are very old and hard, use 4qual parts of turpentine and am monia. They will soon soften and eas {ly rub off, then wash with warm wa ter and use a little soap, then rinm and wipe dry. TODAY'S BIRTHDAY HONORS. Congressman H. T. Helgenson, of North Dakota, was born in lowa, June 26, 1857, After graduating from school he entered mercantile business in Decorah. Moved to Mil- ten, N, D, in 1887; 18 extensively engaged in lumber, hardware and farming interests; is a regent of the State university and has served his tcwn and State in many prominent positions. Was also elected to the Sixty-first Congress an dre-elected to the Sixty-second Congress. Work for Success. It success doesn’t come to you don't blame the world. It is the same world in which others have made good. busy and go after it o Tailors and Furnishers to His Majesty, The “American’ Gen- tleman.” TIRED OF OBITUARIES. A lower Illinois editor, declaring The' Wilson girls are plain, sensible persons, who ‘“‘take after’” their dad- 4y, and as such they have the affec- tlon and admiration of the American people; but they and other sensible peorle can only be disgusted by this parading of their most commonplace actions. It smacks too much of the toadyism to royalty in other coun- tries, which we laugh at—and imi- tate. 0 A candidate for municipal office over in St. Petersburg declares with ruch emphasis that he favors en- fereing all laws at all times. Listens well—the theory is good. But in practice, if all laws were enforced at all times, life would be a burden tc everybody. We have too maay laws and the courts and legislatures are grinding out new ones daily. Half of the rezulations on our statute books, many of which are absolute or useless, could be elimi- nated, and with a corresponding in- create in enforcement, we would all be better, and better governed. ——o Fort Myers and Miami have been gerapping over which of these two pretty and progressive cities shall have the next meeting of the Press| N 5 3. s | Association. The Estero Eagle comes fcrward with a happy solution of the matter, suggesting that the colditors| meet in its city, then “excurt” up the Caloosahatchee, throuzsh Okee- chobee and the Everglades to Miami, epending the day in the Magic City. That's a proposition that oucht to meet with unanimous favor with “ye ecribes” being a trip unique and as frteresting as any in America. PRLEIRRER VRERE S This “hunger stirke” is one way to beat the high cost of living, and doubtless many persons would find it beneficial to health as well as pocket- book. ——0 Jacksonville is to have a new pas- genger station. cn the level, but the station iis2lf is to on the double level. Florida needed a more impressive “‘gal than the old Union Station furn and it is matter for congratula that a some, modern static in keeping with the splendid city, Is to be crected. n 'the whitewashi brush in the matter '¢f obituaries, has decided to reforn This information is| , offered in court here today by the o Penn Mutual Comes Across. Gentlemen: Just a few morz of those S.raw Hat Bar- gains. If you don’t hurry up yours will be gone. he was becoming tired of weilding "and tell the truth just once. His 'comment on the death of a well- ll»'.nown citizen in the community follows: l | “Djed,—Age 66 years, six months 'und 13 lays. Deceased was a mild-\ ' mannered pirate, with a mouth for| [ whiskey and an eye for booty. Ilo [ came here in the night with anothes "taan's wife and joined the church at st chance. lle owes us several doi- {and you could hear him pray io: EV'»'ry artiicle in stock lgix blocks. lc dicd singing “JL‘SUflCXC(‘[)t Walk-Over Shoes |Paid 1t AL and we think he 5 phaars aliberal reduction 'right—he never paid anything him-| s Etcll‘. e *was buried in an :xslu‘:‘lv..‘"'thl"k Of your nCCdS | casket, and his many friends threw ‘th(\n come here and Ip.\lm leaf fans in y_thc h1.\\}, as l 'save fI‘OII\ 25C tO SOC Of may nced them. His tombstone Wiy | each $1. hoot owls.” “Fashion Shop For Men” | ! JiORE ABOUT PAINTER THE | DEAD IMILLIONAIRE.| It was always strange to us why people who deserve insurance ou tieir lives would hesitate for days and perhaps months, wondering If ¢ tuy a policy from so and go, woula ny family receive the money if 1 Aie. The Penn Mutual Life Insur- ance Company can place you cleap insurance as any other com- {pany can and is just as liberal in cvery respect. They can list no hon- !cst claims. We refer you to the fol- lowing reference below Is this sul- ?lici(‘m evidence? You are safe in ‘lmying from the Penn Mutual. Call Ray- kR tlold a Pieceof Cut Glass 09 on Asa Brantley at room 22, 4 | | mondo Building, their only agent in { | Polk county, for other information. 0 the 1ight and see it sparkle ilko & Mr. Brantley is selling lots of insur-| thousand diamopds. Note how de lance and is making but little fuss 18 the cutting, how beautiici ialout it. He says your note is tood Dattern. if you are good. | Buch & plece on your sidebou: s would be a constant source of pleas ure and pride. have it and more to match It Qur special prices for cut glass make It gnod for presents of all kinds ll. C. Stevens Baltimore, June 25—A demurrer the receivership action for the sion of the viscera of the late 0. Painter of Jacksonville, was to ros I attorney for Painter's heirs. One hundred thousand dollars in cold cash, representing the premiums You can alford to| LAND, FLA., JUNE 26, 1913. The National Steel Reinforg Cement Vault, Best in the World As a Burial Recepy, Nothing Heretofcre Manufzctured Can Compeie Wy /, /1 Secord: LAKELAND ARTIFICIAL STONE WORN H. B. Begin Barly to Traln Children, It is habit alone that creates obedd snce in the child, and for the child, ané it it is not formed early, nothing bus bard, bitter “warfare” can ever pro wote it in its being. System is one of the noblest laws in evidence. It fs the great “under study” for universa peaca. LS E TIME &MO p T2 ) SAV Zo QRDER YouRg b HALETONES: EoR v NEY 7. STOVAIL B0+ P CLASS Waw ot *PREIDT MAIL OF.SE @ PZIDZIZ ) 55 g = | { | 1 ! The NATIONAL WAT It is all the name implies: | First: Steel Reinforced rhroughout with expanded Sheet ¢ makes it strong and gheul-proof. It is water-proofed by a Specal Process, and they ‘is sealcd to the bedy of vault, after the cacket is placed therein, § VISIBLE SEAL that shovs The old method of burials in a W superseded by the morc Sanitary, Everlasting, Vermin-Proof, Cl Proof, Waterproof, Natural Vault This will last in perfect condition for ages and keep in resp condition the remains of the dear departed. The price is within the reach of everyone. All undertakers can supply it at the Factory Price. SCREESREESREE NEW LINE OF RUGS AND ART SQUARES) UST RECEIVED SEDPEQPSVELVSFIOSE EOBOPI0I O Exclusive Rugs for Exclusive People Everything in Furniture, Hardware | and Building Material. Furnitures Hardware , W‘hfn You Think, Think of US| D020 NS """ i \ i e iagy ry AN Liiv E; Ciiii PSRl 1 bk is absolutely pert.ct, ccden Rough Box is 1y --MADE BY--- ZIMMERMAN, Proprietor PROPERTY OWNER 1 Sewers lald for only 10 certs per foot. We are preparl furnish 4 inch Terra Cotta sewer pipe and dig the ditch and the pipe and fill tho ditch for 10 cents per foot complete; alk are prepared to furnish lead connections for water malns it |- cach already to put on, and we will do all the plumbing In a b where there is five fixtures for $116. Get our prices or you will lose money. We do first class ™ PO R LR only. C. A MANN, Managt N. Kentucky Ave. Phone 257 Bowyer Bul ¢ A PO DPOBQIOEDF, BT - QPCreOPOeOROeawevr i 90 J2or ) ) 2 o, [x l n l PEOEELOPEUDSUB DB S DPFBPEOPEO T 20 03 SRNE0IH0 SO0 0BINPENREERIIOT T LAKELAND | | COMPANY [ A7 A 7 At ] W