Lakeland Evening Telegram Newspaper, April 14, 1913, Page 8

THEE EVENING TELEGRAM,. LAKELAND, FLA., APRIL 14, 191 e ———————— _—\ ! . SAVAGE BEAR HAS NO SOUL FOR mMuSIC . e o < ] FURCHASIS A Pumo" e rei— By JENNIE CONNERY, | SRR L o S e L I, “My wife uad 1 have been buying a ' plano,” said the man in the smoking car. “If you never went shopping for | a plano you'd beiter get me to tell | you bow it is done. Anyway, you can't keep me from telling you. “First, you decide that you might just as well quit hoping ever to have ' enough money to buy a piano, and! then you take the bull by the horng|* and say: ‘Oh, well, we'll go in debt for it. That's the only way some folks will ever have anything, and we ' happen to be that kind of folks. So here goes. We're sure always to be in debt anyway, and one might as|’ well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.’ | “Then you ask a number of must' clans what kind of a piano is best. If you asked only one that would be all | right. But you ask several of them, and that way lies maduces. Each' tells you of one piano that is right.' No other one is. Especially the one’ recommended by the musician you' Y FS&?,‘:E_E | MISCELLANEOUS | Two elegaat bungalows, five rooms ~And bath, with all wodern conveni- ences, with east front; desirable aeighborhood, situated on South Ten- wessee and Missouri avenues. Small; wsh payment and balance monthly, quarterly or yearly Could give elght | WANTED—At once, good woman for WHEN you want insurance asd if not already insured, you need it right now, see D. H. Sloan. 435 yoars in which to pay most of it.| T L L work and care for 49¢ . FISKE JOIINSON, Owner. ] g‘by S51% okl Disris “"1 asked yesterday—that ouc is the lagt! i i ) word in superlative ‘worthlessness. e e ———————— | & ik “S8o0 after you hive asked all the musicians you know you are where | you began, plus a slight buzzing be-' neath the hatband. ‘Then you decide that you'd better! pick out a dealer, so you }lart on the rounds. i “You are recelved with cpen arms' at each place tud each dealer shows FOR SALE—House of 4 rooms llldl — q 4 lots, with young bearing trees | WANTED-—I have $1,000 to $1,200 Only $2,100 on easy terms. The| cash to buy an improved country John F. Cox Realty Co. 542| home mnear Lakeland or Bartow. T i Only cwuers need apply. Address I “R,” R. F. D. No. 2, Box 43, Lak:- i SALe s; lot FOR 5.LLE—Ilouse of 6 rooms; lo land, Fla, 631 106+200; young hbearing trees; . . 4 I U e M B oo =) vhat i3 without doubt the best £ : = N o : $270 cosh and balance $20 per B 0 : ,you wha 4 np - Ivan is a mean-tempercd Alaskan brown bear in the New York Zoological Gardens who refuses to be 1. .y, moth 4t G per cent. The John F. | PIIONE C. T. CLARK to get every- | plano ‘““d“-' You beileve It yourselt, Recenly a woman who declined to give her name but who is & professional opera singer asked Curator ) .4 when he scys it that way. Besides, he shows you an inferior piano that Is just as good as the better one. Get that, carefully! The inferlor one is Jjust as good a: the other, every bit— made by the simoe people. “But you'a ba foolish to buy one of thing repaired—furniture, swings, etc. Old furniture made new. Screens and cabinet work. 309 South Virginia avenue, Phone 14 Black. to permit her to try the effect of music on Ivan. She sto d by his cage in the Bronx and sang arias in Froo, 552 Germzn and Fnglish, but Ivan only growled and snarled until his keeper appeared with a big beefstcak, Co x Realty Co. FOR “ALE—House of 3 rooms; lot 50x125, with 19 young trees, for $60). Act quick or someone will A minutes somewhere, and for that rea- son he will knock seven hundred dol-.’ lars off the price. Don’t ever start a | Tap, Rag and Bobtail, From tagg or teg—a doe in 112 ene Keep Jardinleres Clean. 550 Jardinieres should be thoroughly ! FOR SALLE—I'orty acres of land, a litlte over two miles from Lake-|.. ____ _ mysteriously manipulates some per car,” snapped the domestic. “My new i fectly simple levers under his hand. missus I8 sending one.” v hole land, heing the nw of the na% | Then, with writhings of agony, as if his | “Then cavilled the mistress of the ' ¢ anmors ; \\ . % Z . " | g § i Ve murlai { o g h ; of section 15, township 28 south OhE O Bisinkes. ];:holer:ou:hwg?n stt![ll:g“ Iato :!:: Iob.. past, “why doesu't it drive up in a : plate to ¢ surfice it docorates and : or range 23 cast. For price and| wyyet 1 ao what is At for me and | N VOrks the e U 419 regpectable manner to the front gate?” i protects, ) other information, apply to or ud- | abstain trom what is unfit, my nelgh dress this paper. 468-Mon, | dor and I shall ofien agree in our means and work together for a time A BARGAIN—80 acres of good truck :'0 o end. But “'f;"';"" I flgldlm! ) y t and fruit land, near Lakeland, at lominion over myself is not sufficien $17 an acro; the owner needs the for me and undertake the direction ot thrilled and you firmly believe that is the best piano made. “The next day, or the same day it you stand the strain, you go to an- other dealer and he does the same “Well,” replied Mary Jane, “perhaps | thing. They all tell you the price is ! ' they don’t want people to think they're | on visiting terms here.” nine hundred and fifty dollars. But ATLANTIC WHITE LEAD (Dutch Boy Painter Trade Mark) and Pure Linseed Oil. .... deat you to it. The John F. Cox : T TeeTs Woren st music store without a piano of that scrubbed and scalded every few 'ond year of her age; rag, a berd of Realte Co. 550 | LOST — Lady's double-case gold thr? chm"‘rv"'“' 7 ,“ e arcilediylng sort in stock. It would be a poor weeks or they become sour ond cause | deer at rutting time; bLobiail 3 ! watch, 15 jewel Elgin movement, | ferior, though it has the same work- P tolite By : i — = ] 1ed to | Manship and muterial and guaranty slore. e o e s bl et e S DA Will pay $5 reward if returned t T ey “These are somo of the things you 'full of earthworms. “he; shorld be phrose means an indicrinii - cob FOR SALE—Pressing Club, doing 2 freight d § ..~ |as the other. Don't waste your time | cAslonally. th s i ‘ . | eight depot. J. T. Barry. 567 tryiug to understand how this can be, find cut when you go shepping for a | sunned .occasionally, in addition to tactiou of thesp or door good Lusiness. Apply upslulrsfir: A s e it ;’1"h:-y g ym;vhnt: plano. I do not go into the buying part, 'thererubhing and =ealiing -Juburban i —_—— Adams building. " | WANTED—First clags nosthern male | No plano shop is complete without fOr that part fs never quite clear to L4 Ao e L . Wou'd Be More Important, — === | stenographer, typewriter and of-|8ome good pianos and some other the purchaser. He remembers m"‘““l { A rclentls declares thit the Aneeq FOX SALE-—Four of the finest grova| g.. qoeai) man, capable of attend. | POOTer ones that are equal to the best, things up almost to the mom’entt of Explained, !mania has converted a groat iy au lots in the city, 50x200; fine luca-| | . to routin z d only they are not. purchase, and then he goes into & «pop why do they call & man a [tomobilists into nervous vrocli: we \ s e i ¥ o SO i o miT oNe dealerthAL want o trance and lets the man sell him ak | pinncad?” ““Ticcause when ho at- would like to have him cine: o th tion; right price. Close in. The without dictation. Giv ) u aler that you want a 2 his ; ? John F. Cox Realty Co. 542 clation. Give experlence. | pjayor piano, Ho gets out a selection Most anything to get the job o tempts to penctrare any lica Lis lead 'case of the man who i3 o .. e i 3 references and salary expected. | tho ‘The Gander's Retrcat From the bands.” won’t let him go very fur” "them.-ow York Her Country Club, delightful surround- | Barnyard,’ or ‘Moonlight on the Pump’ e S ShCEn i SR . o e TOR SALE—Baby chicks. Apply to| ings. W, F. Haliam, Seec. 64¢ | or a doseriptive piece called ‘Cats on' Their Parting. : ! R €. C. Redgrave, R, F. D, 2, 8ity; 2| -—— ————— | the Puck Fence.’ Just some little thlngi All too short had been their assoclss . i < by % doors west of Swindell dairy. 524 [ LOST—Gold cuff button bearing the | like that. It is in a box, and when it tjon. All too soon had come a parting “g o) [0 n'., ,,‘,,.” 1 t 9 ‘::\ - initials E. T. Reward of 50 cents }’ “"’l")'(""’ you see something that of the ways. This beinz the case, AITRCCT aim FOR SALE—-East front lot in good| ooks like a plece of wrapping paper Mary Jane and her mistress conside \ neighborbood, 7214x145. Price if returned to the Telegram office. that had been ghot at with a muzzle- | gred it an apt moment for the throw i e o \ d j 625; $225 # h and balance in 579 | oading army musket used for busk- ing off of a few remarks, We ruow a paint which holls to the L ) $ Bigdett cv.u.x ] al i I T —- |shot. Yes, and every shot had atruck.; “) hope you wiil leave in a respect- woud Line a doivea nail, Scasoncd Juinber & / one and two ycars, Phone 339 or | 1.0ST—Gold chain and cross, Reward | “The salesman places this embrold. able manner,” said the mistress tartly. f4 S et e ; 132 Dblue. 485| if'returned to Mrs. Hamilton, jery pattern in tho jigger in front, “You came with your box in a low- | Ao ' | i (,ch ‘ West Lemon street, or Telegram | Where the wcuckoo doors open, and gyup plehofan wheelbarrow.” sl i e office. 571 proceeds to wigzle his feet while he “And I'm golng away in a motom | ad in B S finy, him also, I oversiep the truth and i Ideals ths Guiding Star i mone:; :mmcdlalel."- i Ohllnsg:: Ralpt l\n'to B e el g:ln:re.::rt::%d :‘:;:r:;qr?:"::'h:; Ideals are like stars;uyou will not make the paiat datgpreads iato a selid J ! o AITeI0: Ralph Waldo Emerson from the liat price on his plano and Succeed In touching them with your | by It becomes a part of the wood Jones had one practically given to hands. But, like tLe scafaring man him to keep the other dealers from OR deserts of water, you choose them selling him one. In fact, if ope be- |88 Your guides, and !gllo'..vl?g leved all that one's friends have sald reach your destiny.—Carl Schurs. &.‘:’ o.llold“l::lled:: ':;'.nkk. mu:.: D’I‘lnl: Opread Inforiation of Death. cheaper to hire some one to haul them | In Venice, wiien unyone dies, it 19 away and burn them than to pay taxes | the custom to fix a placard on the on them in the storeroom. front of the deceased person’s house, “One thing you will learn in each | 88 well as In the neigitboring strects, place is that the best musician in the | 88 & sort of public notice, staling his city—always a different person, by the | DAme, age, place of birth and the ill way—has just bought & plano of that | 8ess of which he Aled { FOR SALE—Male hird dog; good B e Sl dsinds il A yard dog; $10 takes him. J. 8.{ A man was saved from dciih the { Starling, near Swindell’s dairy. ;other day in Washington, D. C, by a 669 | Plank a few fect below the skylight of 3 the dome of the federal building. He was repairing the skylight whea he slipped and fell. He struek a board below which saved bim from talling 150 fect. Plank Saved Him From Death, Sl Hnoer. them e of e 51! it as well 2s other painting req- v and have a talk with us uites, Come » about painting. Out-Standing Ears, Out-standing ears on an adult can be corrected only by an operatios. Ask your family physician to direct S you to a good surgeon who does this kind of work. If the operation leaves & scar it will be back of the ear and should be very slizht. ' The Paul & Waymer Lumber Co. Wholesale an0 Retail Lumber ‘an® Builders Supplies It Will Pay | : TOR RENT — Four unfurnished rooms. Lights and city water; mew house. G617 Prospect street §60. TOR RENT—Six-room house, desir- ably located. Apply to Dr. N. L. Bryan. 663 POR RENT—Furnished rooms with or without board. Phone 299 Blue. 3 106 South Virginla. 659 i TOR RENT—Unfurnished rooms. g 506 East Pine St. 466 FOR RENT—6-room house on West CENLNT SIDEWALES. Lemon street; all modera conveni-| e enlarge on the fact that when ences. Call 354 Black, or address| ;o 1oy g walk of cement the job Is Box 262. 507 finished—that means you’re not con- stantly repairing mnor paylng out FOR RENT—Four rooms and bath. |, nev when the job is finished you All modern improvements; Very |y, . e that will last. reasonable rent. Call 317 South Improve your property—make it Virginia Ave. 461 p-to-date, get our estimate on lay- NT ing the walks you need—the slight n:m.u““:w:r.fl:"mu g added cost will be more than offset John F. Cox Realty Co. 463 :rytthe big improvement in the prop- Y. Get our estimate. POGT SOP = b OP0 SOSOVOLIO Prices Right YOU WILL BE “ON TIME” it you go about it in the right way to secure such a result. IF YOU CARRY A WATCH PURCHASED HERE -~ it will give you the reputation of punctuality. Here you can tind ALL KINDS, GOOD WATCRES CES. To See Us | POR RENT—Nice new bungalow, close in; 6§ rooms and bath, mod- improvements. See Ohlinger & " . ses| LAKFIAYD ARTIFICIAL SICELY FURNISHED ROO)NS~With SI ' f WORKS ' Hght and bath. 412 South Ken® tueky Ave, ses ' H. B, Z:mmerman, Prop AT LOW DOWN PRI LARGEST STOCK OF LUMBER IN SOUTH FLORIDA E T e , Office: Foot ¢f Main St. w Phone 322 . C. Stevens » B0 B0E DRG0 SO SDONITIOINININEC+ 0 0 3N xy»-m‘om@ POHOSOHOIOE D40 DHOPTEOS MO L L IPOP O 4O 00BN ITEUS O HOBL M r b OGS ¢ & b POLOBOC s QO AG CPriga”