Lakeland Evening Telegram Newspaper, April 12, 1913, Page 7

THE EVENING TELEGRAM, LAK ELAND, FLA., APRIL 11, 1913. e S .5 Pig for Her Pet. .1 Albright of Palmyra N, . unusual pet, a tame pig, ;ized by artificizl means, n from the litter when a The lirtle animal shows on for its young mistress, 2bont, as would a dog, 5 jealousy of her other »70LSTER.NG AND ATTRESS MAKING. -rosscs made over; cushions . +ud made io order. Drop me ! card. ‘Anhur A Douglas 415 3. Oulo Street. 1.LTHODIST CHURCH. ith Kentucky Ave.) Isauc C. Jenkins, pasor. residence, 911 South avenue, Office at church. L 11:30 to 12:30. Ly Services— rday school, 9:45 a. m. Precching, 11:00 a, m. fpooith League, 6:30 p. m. Preuching, 7:30 p. m. Week lay Services— Woman's Misslonary Mouday afternoon. + meeting, Wednesday even- 7:20. Teuchers' meeting Friday evening. dial invitation to everybody Society, FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH. (Tent --ce Ave., Between Main and l«xon Streets.) §. Patterson, Pastor. Services—Sunday school, | caching, 11 am. m., and| coday-—Prayer meeting at I"" 77D AND MYRTLE § LTHODIST CIiURCHES. Wpeh — ‘st and 3d Sabbaths, 11 ) A S P A WA A »aRot ¥ ELAND, FLA., APRIL 12, 1913, PAGRE SEVEN la m; 2d and 4th Sabbaths, 7:30 p. w. | Sabbath School—3 p, m. Frayer Service—Thursday night av 7:30, Myrtle Street Church— fervices—I1st and 3d Sabbaths 7:30 p. m.; 2d and 4th Sabbaths, 11 a. m. Sunday School—3 p. m. Prayer at 7:30. W. H. STEINMEYER, Pastor. CUMBERLAND PRESBY- TERIAN CAURCH Sunday school every Sunday morn ing at 9:45. Everybody cordially in- oited. ALL SAINTS CHURCH. Corner of Lemon Street and Massa- chusetts Avenue. Rev. i, Weddell, minister in charge. J. Services at 11 a, m. and 5 p. m. All Sundays except the third in the | month. Other services as appointed. — Eaat Lakeland Mission. Sunday school at 3 p. m. E. A. Milten, superintendent. Prayer- reetiug Thursday at 7 p. m. Lutheran Church. Cor. E. Orange ana 80. Tennessee Sunday school 10:00 a. m Services are beld on second ance fourth Sundays. CHRISTIAN CHURCH Sunday 8chool at 10 a. m. Preaching service at 11 a. m. au¢ Tp m Christian Endeavor Soclety at * p. m. Prayer Meeting, Wednesday even ingat 7p. m FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH. Corner ioriaa avenue and Bry S The Rev. Willlama Dudiey Nowlin D, vastor. Sunday school 9:45 a m Proeaching Sunday at 11 a. m. and 1:15 p. m. Weckly pravermeeting Wednesday evening at 7:3¢. Woman’s Missionary ant Afd Sn ciety Monday 3:30 p. m Fantist Young People'n 2t 6215 prm terlar montle slav Meeting business meoting T pom - p) )2 -y ) 1ch Face marter how ternder your skin or tough - wiry your beaid, i-227v that will give yo we can scll you a u aclean, velvetshave. [t will give you a light orclose shave with 72 roughness, no irritation. : i vou cannot shave yourself, we will seil Y04 a safety razor that gives an easy, safe, qUick, ecnvenient shave,at very small cost. Besides razors. we sell ‘strops, brushes Come in Services—Tuesday niglht | | e TR | comm—— Ny YLyl brala Yk "oy VIAS | | UELE G | By LCNA MYEPRS. ) rn girls are rather—er— , aren't they firm hand. She, has it, of co You weuld never, | Buess what d v I find in manag- | ing her sometimes. She's terribly difil- sult.” “Is she?” I said, sympathetieally. 1| had never seen the troublesome Myra, | but Mrs. Withers was most awe-inspir | fng—one of those solid, determined, | please-don’t-argue kind of women—, and I felt a sneaking pity for lny‘ girl who was “maanged” by her. ! “She ruined—utterly ruined,” sald Mrs, Withers impressively, “her new tailor mado by cutting a ‘split,’ as she ' called it, up to the kree in the skirt. I refused to allow her to go out in it, of course,but there was a severe struggle before I forced her to button ! it up. Dut that was not all. She cut the necks of her blouses so low that I was positively ashamed to give them to the housemaid, and she' bought herself a hat in which nothing particularly Bl -t [ Clvim & '0TEL DESK o\ WAYNE. 112 summer hotel Clerk busy be- hildren, dress- an inch of \ y through d yeliir y (from in choke a few of Hintz? TI've ¢ times and it al otiice)—Can’t you young hyenas, d this colimn six ways comes out differ- i ent. (lerk—No, Augustus, I can't. They let you squash spiders and June bugs, but they're fussy about their chil- dren. Mothers' dariings need to exer- cise their precious little lungs, so they do. Here, Tommy, you can't carry away a whole hundred of those fold- ers. Put them back! Tommy (racing off and making a face) —Yah-h-h! i y)—And I used really o fond of children! v Woman (in white lace, pale atin bands and coiffure shin- with brilliantine, descending the —!as the mail come in? (lerk (repeating mechanically)— There is only one delivery of mail a | FOSETITTEP LSOV TEIV 2529008 Velvet Bean Seed | R ECC _— Home Grown . Velvet i, Richard’s Experlence Wih DIl Bean Seed ($2.50 per ferent Diets. Peaches and |, .\ i e 1Mayes Grocery Co. Cecilton, Md.—Mr. George Richards, of this place, during the past 12 year, | 454.040303030002090I0CO LB has probably tried more different mg.‘u Ea:li::u:;. il DEGPONRIOTOEOL0 10CIOLOIIP ‘What he has 10 say about his experl- | ng OIS OHOFGHOO0IOI00 ments, must therefare be highly interest- ing to anyone suffering from indigestion n °‘"°“""'"°“"'“°""‘¥n'.‘-“‘iz,.m MY LINE INCLUDES troubles, Lz Ve 1 it i s paid hundreds of dollars for doctor bills and medicines. | was also operated on for piles. 1 fived on dried peaches and buttermilk for nearly three years. The only thing that would not give me pain was raw eggs. 1 was a physical wreck. 1 could not sleep, and was as near crazy as a man could well be. 1 must say that after taking two 25-cenl ckages of Thedford’s Black-Draught égid‘:ne mo;,e than all | ever s| other medicines. 1 have been working daily on the farm ever since, and | am as hard as iron.” Newspapers Magazines Stationery Post Cards Cigars was visible but her jaw and the tip of = daY. madam—in the morning. her nose!” Fluify Woman (advancing rapidly “W| ! to the desk)—Why, that's the most ab- nk:z‘dl.mt Bl &t ll surd thing 1 ev-er heard of! Only “Do? What did I do? I had to' once a day! Why, at home the post- talk to her extremely seriously “¢| man comes five times—or {8 it three? tell her, once and for all, that I Anyhow, whenever you look out of was not prepared to stand this sort of | the window you see the postman com- thing. ing down the street, and I must say I “But,” went on Mrs, Withers, warm- ' don’t think this hotel shows much ing to her work, “I discovered worse | consideration for its guests to have things than a desire to look like .m“.! him come only once. I've always been | sical comedy star. Myra,” her voice | dropped pompously, “was deep in a! clandestine love affair—with a hoy; 1 from West Point"—Mrs. Withers’ voice | expressed infinite scorn. “They had met at a dance last autumn, it ap- pears, and he had been writing to ber.” | “Oh, yes," I said lamely. | { “And she,” continued Myra’s moth- | er, “had been writing back. He want-' | ed to know if he might call—that was how I discovered it. The child had, if you please, been keeping his ex- tremely badly expressed letters in her jewel case.” “What did you do?" “I simply commandd her to put them all on the fire, and never to see him again.” “And how did Myra take (Poor little Myra!) “Oh, abominably! We were treated to one of her ‘scenes, Dut—=" Mrs.. ' Withers smiled grimly—"I think that {18 all setded now.” | The drawing room window was open fand I heard a taxi drive up as she fin- { Ish.d speaking. “Not tomerrow, beeause I am going out to ten,” said a girlish voice, “but Thursday if you like." “Thanks most awfully,” szid a , Which was emphlatically not a this?" | “There ghe i3, said Mrs, Withers. As she spok ¢ deor opened, and | Myra came in. Her face was inviciblo o r ridiculous hat, hut 3 with me very pleas nk on to a sofa. 1 caup gleam of black #ilk stocking thro: an unbutteucd “split” and not | purple velvet vibbon round an v cred neck; and mbling for rited for the storm to bhreak, M ind the room, » | . i wouldn't | er. I &po | know., And nd mi said Mrs, Wither:, d 1 forgot. I'm really viry sorry. You see, [—" I rose precipitately and stammercd out my adicu. SQmething New to Tribunals. A tribal legal suit will shortly be tried at Nairobi, British East Africa.| The case has been brought by the! case irnown of a tribe whose whole record is one of warlike pursuits in- | dulging in the paeific methods of legal | procedure to establish what it consid- ! ‘ers to e rizsht. The exact cause of action is that the natives consider that their rights under the treaty signed in 190 have been infringed by an arrangement formulated and signed at Ngong in 1911. The natives have engaged lawyers on the spot, but it is regarded as possible that if the ver dict is adverse to the tribe there may | be some difliculty in persuading them ! to accept it: while if it is adverse to | | perfume)--Oh, | parcel back of the desk today, because i tucked it in there used to having a late afternoon mail and I don't sce— Clerk—I'll have it attended to at once, Flufty Woman (departing indignant- ly)—Well, 1 think you'd better, or you'll find that people simply won't come to the hotel. ; Voice (frcm inner office)—Yes, Hintz, tell Uncle Sam we just won't stand it a minate longer, so there! Oh, Lord! Why is a woman? Languid Yourg Creature (in cling- Ing lavender, with lavender band in her hair and redolent of sandalwood Mr. Hintz! I left a 1 didn’t want to go clear upstairs, You weren't here. Why, | don’t remember put it somewhere. Oh, yes, I know—the safe door was ajar and 1 Why, yes, I think I did shut the door. Oh, is it e time lock? And you can't get it open now until tomorrow” How annoying! 1 + should think yeu'd have more consid- eration for vour cuests, It was em- broidery work and | want it at once. I don't s - Clerk night, either door. Languid Younz Creature—What dif- ference do vour old books make? I never Lioard of such carel wss! 1 wanted o cobroider Ul dinner was ready-— Majestic Women can't put our books in to- you shut the sinee (elhowing her This ly vegetable remedy has beea in cucgg;;le use for more thayn 70 ye Tryit. Butbesurethatit’s “Thedford’s. United Brotherhood of Carpenter: and Joiners of America, Local 1776 Meets every Tuecday night at o clock, at McDonald's hall. R. L. MARSHALL, President. J. W. LAYTON, Vice Pres. J. W. LOGAN, Treasurer. J. H. FELDS, Fin. Secy. H. F. DIETE.CH, Rec. Secy. H. L. COX, Conductor. *AMUEL BOYER, J. W. SCARR, . L. WILLOUGHBY, Board of Trustees. L.akeland Lodge No. 91, F. & A s, Regalar communications heid o1 «cond and 4th Mondays at 7:30 p Visiting brethren cordinlly in J. C.'OWENS, W. M. J £, WILSON, Secy. . vited. Lakeland Charer, R, A M. N Lo meete he vt vhurstay night i 'ach month 1 M nic Hall, Visit ing companions welcomed, A, D aside)=-1'd Lice 1o know why you al- low that woman's ehild in the room next to mive (o besin screaming ex- aetly at tiee o'ciock every afternoon, when T lie down tor a nap? She does it on purpo wse no human child would Le reeular in its bad teme per. She st pinch it. She is the most disuzrecnhls ereature, and I sime ply wou't stand it! My nerves aro delicate I shonld think you'd have nore consideration for auests’ conort than to let children cry next door to everyhods, T— Youth (in the latest oi hats, ties, oxfords and other apparci, breezily blowing Oh, Hintz, got the makins? Gotta have a smoke and am all out. Thanks! Majestic Woman—It's perfectly dis- graceful the way the voung men smoke in the presence of ladies in this hotel, | I should think the management would do something about it. Oh, is the mail in? Clerk (mechanically)—There is only one delivery a day. We are on the rural line— 8hrill Voiced Young Girl (coming H in ful, because I know there’s a letter on this afternoon’s train from Carrie sa; Ing whether she could match that gandie I tore or not. Boy of Twelve (tearing in)—Say, Mr. Hintz, some one took my tennis racket from the porch an’ I wantchu to find it. [ left it right on the porch— Important Man—I wish to reserve three rooms and a bawth for some friends of mice vho may come to- morrow— Clerk—There isn't a vacant room in the house, Mir. Bliss . ye or- your | l - f.eonard, H. P.; J. . Wilson, Secy Palm Chapter, €. i3, S meets ever second and fonrth Thursday niehi f each month at 7:30 p m M ¥lora Keen, W. M.; J. F. Wilson 18,29, 0w Thur fira Lakeland camp No, 7%, ¥V neetp every 8ccond and fr ! night. Clrele y Woodmen v Sh K. OF P. Begular mectlne cvery Ticada) 7:30 at Odd Fellowas Hall, Visit . members always welcome. F. D. BRYAN. Chancellor Commander .AUKSON, Secrotary. LR ) POST 33, G. A. R Meets the first Saturcay In ever)y Masai tribe against the government ' UP)—Did he say only one mail a day, i menth at 10 a. m. at the home o’ | Itis doubted whether there is any other Mrs. Jesselton? That's perfectly aw- [ J. M. Sparling on Kentucky avenue Commander Adjutant. A. C. SHAFFER, J. R. TALLEY, Einora Rebekah Lodge No. ¢ meets cvery second and fourth Mon day niehts at 1. 0. N. F. hall. Visit ing brothers and sisters cordially in vited. MRS. F. C. LONGMAN, N. G. MRS. ILA SELLERS, Sec. Lake Lodge No. 2,1.0.0. F. Come and sce me before pur chasing elsewhere. Your patronage appreciated. Miss Ruby Daniel News Stand touny ui adisouis Fheater LB BOBOTOPOVOBOTOCHOPT PP FOHOFOPO OB -The Protessions- DR. SAMUEL F. SMITH. SPECIALIST. Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat Glasses Scientifically Prescribed Pkone: Offico, 141; Residence, 23 Bryant Bldg,, Lakeland, Fla. DR. J. F. WILSON, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Phones—Office, 270; residence, 297-2 Riags. Munn Bullding, Lakeland Florida OR. W. B. GROOVER, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEUN, Rooms 3 and 4 Kentucky Bldg Lakeland, Florida, KELSEY BLANTON LAWYER I 0. Bldg. Phone 319, Lakeland, Fia. DR. 8ARAH E. WHEELER OSTEOPATH PHYSICIAN Rooms b, 6 and 7, Bryant Bullding, Lakeland, Fla Office Phone 278 Blue. House Phone 278 Black D& i D waNiGhng Gl 1221 o ) 1 4 [ itape Blf FlLA examipation Koo ms LARELAND tand ting A J. MACDONOUGH, Room 6 Deen & Bryant Bidg. Architect. Kewest Ideas in Bunzrlow Desi Lakeland, Florida. D 0. ROGERS, Room 7, Brnnt'nundln; Phone 269. Lakeland, Florida. R B. NUFFAKE 1. ~Attorney-at-Lav Reor 7 Btuart Bldg Bertaw, Fa BR. W. 5. [RVLx DENTIST Estadlished 1n Julr, 1900 Rooms 14 and 15 Kentucky Buiiting Phones: Ofice 157: Residen~s 84 TUCKER & TUCKER, —Lawyerp— Nlue ad other kinds of cutlery. Important Man—Well, I must “',neoh UMY S & TN ) 3 and talk to us about it. | that's a queer way to treat the fam- {O- O. F. hall. Visiting brothers are | fly of Elias Sullivan. Do you know | “ordialiy Invited. | who he is? He owns more timber land J. L. REYNOLDS, Sec. the governineit it may be carried ul- timately to the courts in England. ‘Raymondo Bldg. [T {akelane, THO. 8. EPWARDS As Poor as Job's Turkey. . "™ Gno -— Vilson Co. Job’s turkey was said to be so poor | that it had only one feather in its tail and was obliged to lean =2=zainst a fenee to gobble. Tais is the descrip- tion of the fowl as given by Judze U hor of “Sam Slick,” and this s mythical gurative way to or vbody t stages of ¢ £ ths E: it or- ver had a tur- 3 w1 is a native of America and was never heard of umtil this country began to be settled by Euro- than— Clerk—I'm sorry, but we can't put out the people already herc and— Important Man—If you want to make a success of this place, you'll | thow more comsideration for your | guests, let me tell you! livan— (Dining room doors and everybody rurzes them to get in fisst, har; gricvances to ore ano!! Voice (from other little g summer hotej? Clerk (mopping his forehead)—So ! thrown open iy toward on their r.) | inner office}—I've an- | Hintz. Why is a, Elias Sul- | second and fourt® | W. P. PILLIANS, N. G. GLAtBoLE Orange Blossom Div. No. 4¢9% G. L A to B. of . E meets eve:: Wednesdaye o 20 p.om. Visitin; ive welcome PROWN S8ec'y arh month at <iera alv MRS ORTIR 0T EAGLES. The ¥raternal Order of REagles neets every Weduesday might at we can have quests to show consider | 7°30, at Odd Feliows’ hall. ation to, of ) . 3. H. WILLIAMS, President. Attirney-at-law. lice In Munr Builddag ' AND, FLORID~ W. S TRESTON, IAVTIR (Offcs Uyo o rs East of Court louse.) B+ T0W, FICRIDA Examination of Titles and Real Fstate Law a Specialty PPROYTSSOR H. E HaY" TEACHER OF PIANOFORT ORGAN. Room 11, Futch and Centry Bldg Hours: Mononday, Thursday asd 7, 1 to 8. ol e oz