Lakeland Evening Telegram Newspaper, February 5, 1913, Page 2

CAGE TWO. . SOUVENIRS We have some very heavy Sterling Spoons with a cut of the A. C. L. Depot on the handle. Also a nice line of§ g # Cloisonne and Hand Painted Pins in many styles, H. C. STEVENS Lakeland Jeweler Fla. HOH0L0E0L0L040801 040808050 BOFOHOLOBOOO0000VOO0VO0OODCOOA00OT ‘- For The Men, THE EVENING TELEGRAM, LAK Ei.AXND, FLA, FEB. 5, 1913, ("The Home of ARy SCHAFFNER & MoRy Clothing We are getting in every day Spring Line, so if you -wan; | 4 200d nobby suit, see us, as tmis is . .. 1 storc in town that kecps them We have al:o receive! our line of Hats, Shoes, Arroy : Shirts and Onyx Socks CIGARS ground. When he got hungry, he went | i ! around to the kitchen and was given a ' SUlVIN great slice of bread and butter. By nightfall he had really got interested in games of marbles, and ran himself 2 out of breath chasing a runaway kite, Rich Young B_a chelor Regains “It's great!" he chuckled, as he Health and Finds a Wife at rolled onto the trundle bed that night, healthily tired out for the first time in Strange Resort. gL ’ Inside of a week Thomas Maltby had By WALTER JOSEPH DELANEY. forgotten the club, late dinners and “Lungs inactive, heart insipid, brain | ;s automobile. The “boys” went fish- torpid,” ;ept:rtedmf;;e;’h‘:‘.“' I:::’l'll:' ing, swimming. ‘l'he; played one old ger, and he €nt, | cat, mumblety-peg, hi-spy. They got Thomas Malthy, three times and made | ,,," bis healthy appetites. Thomas a mental note of a fifty dollar bill for cherished two “mibs,” a glass alley his advice. and a “falsie” agate with more pride ":.lulmhh!" obserl\l'edllh;e w;a:l}hy old [ that he had a $1,000 profit on tbo| | bachelor—"generally lazy, eh? stock exchange. “Worse than laziness, my friend,” “It's famous,” he told an august responded the notable physician grave- | coprude, an astronomical student, for ly. “Your late suppers, lack of exer- [ 1} . ime being a frisky, delighted lad. cise and indolent ways generally have | No more dizzy spells; T can run like stored your system with ”poisons. a whitehead and eat—why, that mo- h--'rnon get rid of them,” suggested lasses cake and those flapjacks take Thomas ie back 30 years and make life worth “Nothing but exercise will do that," l';w J;p y i was the serious response. “I do not On one side of the resort was a wish to alarm you, Mr. .\!ul'zh,\', but if high brick wall. Strolling near it one you wn_nt to shorten your hf.“" twenty day Thomas caught a tennis ball that lyeurs JUs} k“:p r(m“h:v t]li‘:.illl;{?' Ugo: came over its top. There were fem- eSS career you are no . A U 2 . inine cries of distress. Then a lad- .Ihomu‘s “‘"]{b"? l:at‘g Sh?;r!:“::“: der top appeared. Peering over it trifie. No one r(:li ZT‘[ L fit. | Ves @ fair, mischievous face, half hid- :han al:lil';'s::s::;t h"se ':“wf;ep;zst' den in a quaint childish sunbonnet. ess ed. o5t- v f inon @ natured, best-hearted fellow In the od :ln)(:'o}iz: ;:fo:vl.w ball, Mattie?” ask- world, bu’t hehhad n;:ney and no defi- “Here, you, boy,” called out the | hite Mmd pithy vlvor ' f late his head roguish Mattie to the astonished A Boud ity suee of I B e Thomas—"“toss that lost ball over bad grown dizzy and there had been here, will you?” twinges of the gout. Then he had got ! 80 he could not go to sleep without the o 'i”;:" 'l;::oma: '°:"dth°“" u": the' ’ ald of a sedative. Functionally he| ' Wall enclosed the domain of was still all right, the doctor said, but W 5 his little ailments were warnings he the “girls’ department” of the juvenile | A. H. T. CIGAR CO. Lakeland, Florida must attend to. golt, walking, baths, dieting?” tionally a spur, changed conditions. 290 Blue. body. See here, did you ever hear of BHO - OrOBODOROTOIOBOBOT O LD HOBO MO“W!'CIWWWW ‘youthful reorganization’ system?" i - “I never did,” confessed Thomas. ;u ------ FOROECIORO IO L0 TOROFOTODOBOTOFOFOHOIEIGE D & “Well, one month in his hands and %’edflesflfi}’, M’""fll’yf‘ W2l CASH ONLY ¢ 18 Ibs Sugar . . $l.co ¢ Cream Cheese, cako 10¢ 0 : o Pimcnto 10¢ b Piconto 10¢ b Dill Pickles dozen 20¢ § Sour Pickles, dozen 10¢ 2 Sweet Pickles, guart AL & 4 < “Here, You Boy!” CALUSTLOEOPOITE 04 I OIS OPOEOFTS I3 + FPGEFEGETSOPOPCF OGO * 2 Cnesy P Quioy Catp O P o = L el K (. !(i {‘bluu \)Jn“) LJ [h& i‘\...a::‘ Rt core back with voue Then, if you take my [ advice, gt marticd and home life will | As fine land as there s in 1 lorida, one and a half ,‘l"" B mile ltum stotion: 60 a ¢ 61 4 rood v re f&‘l'.‘\'\'; by was introduced to 30 acres cultivated; 127 1 iwe be ve trees 15 Gregg at the doctor's 8 200 grapetruit trees, bhu i 4 vears old: 30 acr . | office. He foun N : 1 f 2 dcres great, fic hine pic tmber; 10 aer o« ol nmack fand cove- | ™ “romr ered with oak: 10 acres voo ! ik Lind < L *Well, Tomr i N Yoy " A " s T | along with 1 Eoy : s ! £ain, to 1 irish ol follow " he spoke toddle ot v to re ont i I ¢ ite me:n tor 1 told SRS E R < i f t.\) g it ut o « ( ) the - U still more strar sor entered a and purcha elly 1 "I'_'t'i\ (3) a dozen 2 bles: (1) a box rh-'» e yi Davis, fuighum & Camphel ©--i:: i Q ! g provile for, pml( ssor?" Thomas Successors to D. Fulghum “I'm?! you'll soon find out,” was tha ! 218-220 S. Florida Ave f mar- ren to ventured | gruff rejoin ler I w hen they reached © a walled-in coun- Phone 334 | try place at noon that day, | Thomas Maltby wondered if he hag entered an . asylum. A dozen men g5 1 ¢ Dealers in . v than himeelf greeted their arrival boisterously. Some of them were bare. All Kinds of Fancy and Heavy Groceries, Hay, i N Grain and all Kinds of Yeed Stuff, boys on a \-m'mon Eazerly they I scrambled for the doctor's purchases, | | Then they hcoted and frisked about | like mere kids. They plaved marbles, Country Prcduce Bought and Sold | thon, mabe T e boy again. Forget everything ?:rr:n: { Call and See Us Before Placing Your Orders Elsewhere. | month but just that,” sald the profes- | All Kinds of Feed Stuff a Specialty. R e S R R SR ) mom with a trundle bed, and emerged | from it wearing a juvenile costume like the others, Thomas grinned and then laugheq outright as he got onto the 8cheme. | | Hg was to play boy for a month. He was bailed as “Tom” on the play.' S N 5 » | ing constantly of Mattie. i d“’,l‘“ho:r:’:: K ..';:,h::e';:';:;“ mr,_ he climbed a tree to view over the ; rejuvenation system. He got to think- One day fence half a dozen “girls" attired in Mrs. Prof. Gregg, who superintended | The Hub JOSEPH LeVAY 118 Kentucky Avenue | “They all help, but you need addi- Get your mind clear as well ag your with dolls. Prof. Septimus Gregg and his great | 11¢ the walls of that feminine para- you are pretty nearly born again, | SCh0olhoy. © | Then it you go back to your old | “"! Waved her pretty, slender hand at | o youre past hope. Want to try | Thus it was that two mornings later | d the latter tu be g ! Lakeland tasteful tennis dress, with flowing headgear, skipping rope and playing Thomas hovered many a time out- dise. He got to writing poetry. Once he saw “his Mattie” through a barred gate. He flushed like a conscious | . She smiled bewitchingly | htm in a girlish, tantalizing way. { “They have a regular party here nn Caomonth,” a “boy" friead teld Mas next day. “There is musie, | and a supper.” | “ladies, too?" inquired Thomas taliy, | ‘es, Mrs Professor Gregg and her | | Fock The old & toes for tonight, I know. Very formal and digni- | fied.” | | Thomas never enjoyed himself as he did at the function announced. | § There were friendly introductions and | ' Lo pleasant time all around. Despite 4 the conventionalities, however, ruddy | cheeks, the glow of health, gay boy| . o I Where Can You Get T i and virl langhter made the affair de- 1 { lightrul, ! Of course Thomas met Mattie. She 4 was a cily stenographer who had ‘i taken the cure, to come out bright ; and vivacious and restored to health &d When Thomas returned to the city | € he sought her out. He ¢ alled on her 4 twice, but only had he to tell her his love to win her complete ace ptance of his suit Returned from a year'’s tour of Eu- 4 | rope, ore day Dr, Philetus Derrineer ! If the f’xv‘ i | you need a certain instrument or applhia right to this store- Here at this drug store, ¢ have 1t, o Al S NS \n 418 e [y Red Cress Fharr \ & | ehaneced to meet Thomas, The later b i | smiling Lrisk ond hap v, hailed him | | with a healthy handshake that made ! H > Yainl i1 <'|’~ll \ v handshake that mad PJ:(\«RC &‘Q 9 (\,L':k i | ¢ [\v\ {:% 1°4 | | Il e that you took the ' said the doctor. “Yes, anund lendid wife and AN~ la comfor e through it all.” ; declared T1om “We live next ry e to a gloricus family with 11 ehil | | bdren, and wore all just like ki-l:%" Going horie now to fly Kkites for| them.” “You have certainly solved the great problem of health ang happi-| & ness,” proclaim d the delighted doe- 4 tor. For Ail hinds of (Copyright, 1912, by W Chapman.) 0 —_— é F ot e T A Fattened by Cannibals, & ' > i o Guy de Villcpion, a former teacher| & " h"" 2 \"" ks g at San Francisoo Academy, pot from the west ¢oast of ¥y A told a tole of having bhoen for a feast by ¢ bals while a ing to cross from ¢ 1 Aires. He oo 1 oftor tures and forng | “They were said, “and and half ap they meant to ea* fied by all th that it was all g : of getting me fat. Ther had better leave, and 1 @ De Villepion was a nes B — Scc US Fur RCSEDALE ¢rc PALE — tWe Have Just Rece respondent during the Russian. Japa- | o nese war. 3 @ U lCK Wilson Plays Santa, ’ e A large Shlpment Of Q When Charlie Conroy of East, & v, Qrange. N. 1. 8 vers o et wn | o Stoves. Be sure and get one as it Christmas morning he found that the & letter he sent to “Santa Claus, State | © . " House, Trenion.” had been answered 0 gOlng tas‘* by Governor Wilson. Charlie askr-d, for a sweater, a pair of gloves, a neck- tie. a cap. two books, a train of cars. a box of blocks and some candy and ! fruit. President-elect Wilson was so im- pressed that he had one of his stenog- ! raphers send Charlie all the things he ; asked for. T 3 | | | Let us figure on your plumbing and ning. We have a fully equipped tin for repairing. e Five Hundred Cuss Words. For every swear word spoken thie year by members of the clerical force ; In an automobile tire factory at Mil. | i town, N. J.. a fine of one cent has been ; | dropped in the “proane box” for the | Salvation Army. The box, opened re- ! ! cently, contained $198 Somebody , then gaid “damn” twice to make the ! sum an even five dolars. There are l Everything in Hardware and Furniture Qi momm«mvwso The Model Hardware Co. Ch D oz L T A M NP NN, 100 clerks.