Lakeland Evening Telegram Newspaper, January 20, 1913, Page 5

iy, of Coldwater, Mich., .nd Mrs. Ray are now short time. arles Conner have i+ in the new home i voler, where they ure . their friends. e traveling solici- mpa Morning Tribune, today in the eity in the ¢ publication. Y tton expects to leave r old home in Ken- <o will spend about While away sring line of millin- er S| I Lo Wolfe and interesting moved today to their i Dixicland, Mr. Wolfe ased an attractive new coently completed by Mr. | popular’ yinson in that v enderson, of Dade City, t72en and business man of (vng purchased the White which he will conduct ite has had experi- and will no doubt cood success, tire his line 4 Mrs. NoaL Davis have ar- Lakeland tfrom 1linois, W went last spring, and are ome in the Hollingsworth chtorhood Mr. Davis® health' improved, which is verv to his many friends A4 Melton, of Baxiey, ( [ Mr. J. K. Melton, has ar- Lakeland, and has pur- the Union garage, which he A condicr in the future. Mr. Mel- o energetic and capable ioand will, no doubt, make v success in his new ven- the Tampa Tribune we note license was issued W. E. Griffis and rl Abbott. The former is a irnes who formerly” had a position ringe Mr 1 for w. bt who is now employed | ' Ar The bride is a former who has many friends vho wish for her much Ocland, of Bartow, will home tonighy after or three days in Lake- st of his daughter, Mrs. Mr. Oeland hag heen n an attack of grippe week, and during his sence from his office a of Jacksonville has been n as operator at the tion office in Bartow M JTF. Schurman have "¢ country place of Mr her, about six miles «vn, and are already liv- r new purchase. This ted on Seott lake, and is ited for its fine fruit, in bearing grove, i« an ahundance of fine hi a cing Tronerty (visonn) 'KI OLDEST AND BEST IN THE k. COUNTY. Tt e Plice Where Good Pictures Are Shows Right. YOVENT OF JANE Comedy-Drama. ) OUK ON THE STAIRS. Longfellow's (Eclair.) Poem. ) MIMPS AND COMPLICA- L e comens (G Admission...|0c Children . ion megze 1 wlChildren, under 12....5¢ and will be in Lake-! , Wayne Thomas, she will| W, ind other fraits flourishing ! | THE EVENING TELEGRAM, LAKEL AND, FLA, JAN. 20, 1913, of . UNCLE HENRY Dear Editer, 1 take my pen iu kand to ley you know about Smar: Alecks of which they is some in this town and they are manny and vary- ovs. A Smart Aleck is a man which scys that docters don't Know thing, they just guess at it and then after while when they have got to £0 to the docter they get mad if he don’t say that theren is the most unusuel case he has ever saw any- where. A Smart Aleck is also a fel- ler which says lawyers is all lulu'~ The Woman's Christian Temper- #nce Union meets tomorrow after- noon at 3 o'clock at the home of Mrs 4 W. Turner, and all members are urged to attend. E Rev M. Bass, the revivalise, [#nd had ought to be put in the pen- {who has been so successfully con- | itenchery for there dishonest doins, | ducting the mectings at the Method- | Put it @ Smart Aleck has a horse isg church, stated reg which has zot scared and broke & itedly during ! no-, is runin things. file haint nolised, | that they is about ten new familys { t+ Gne old one in this town, that is | l\‘ L Smart Alecks which haint long says that they aint neet for a new man becase the old twmilys is runin everything. The nmost Smart Alecky thing 1 have Leerd sayed in a long time has been thiy this town aint a goin to last long becase the peeple is all livin on Just think about that Mr. H., the peeple is all vach other. 1 guess the world is coming to an end becase the ! peepls can’t ger no help from the plani; Mars. When a feller sayed thit 10 me about we was all livin on each other, | says to him, says I, than that,” says 1, “peeple jall over the UL 8. is 1o a grate ex- tent livin on us here.” 1 was zoin thie Leen here 1o « each other for 4 while, iivin on here is Worse |lu eAplane but he was gone. | had! 1,.1\- him a new idee and he Wiy £0I to get to tellin it before s e | body else had gor the same idec I'!n~| "his stay here that the Evening Tele- | thg strap from the Smarr \leck driv- | is & matter which depens on o ’ ArAmwas superior 1o any newspa- | 1E oo to s trane he hunts yonlook at. We are all livin on each | per he ever suw published in a ety | U1 @ lawyer and trys to aet him to o1 and feedin some of the rest! of Lukeland's lase. A8 this gentle- Psue the ralerody for damm N oo e world besides or we are unrf man, by travel, experience and edn- ! Sware e K ois o teller which says tobhutin to each other's prosperitt | cation, is a judsge whose opinion fs | vl estate men is rascels and theats, zetting help from the outside worth having, we value the compli- | s il vou don’t wang to et cheeted v In response to this remark ‘ment accordingly vou hinve got to by of somebod o we are all livin on each other, (vhich ain't ot no license to sell T owonld like to have you pring in | &8 Kditor Hetherington, of Lakelund. | 1and A Smart Aleck Qs a I\‘I'l-'l“_\a.w papper all at once, how mue ‘I which says life insurence is wrons heease jtis gamblin with deth and an Oy got a dictionary for Christmas, | of the Plant i Courifer, goy a turnip nineteen inches around the zirth. Neither of these | EinH.s were appropriate, Brother H ;lln-n he says by ain't a goin to be already has so much language stored | ¢ it would be encuraggin other {0p in his coco that he can take the | men 10 die and leeve there fammilys | English language by the tail and A Smart Aleck is | erack it like a whip, {\'I\i!--, it Wavne latso a feller which zets mad when it ‘when you want him to give a cén- tribbution to help a widder or a or HE "unpervided tor [ Thomas ate that tuenip. it wonld (@t in the papper abour a women 1 disturh the symmetry of his fveh - Ketehin her husbend boagy ridin and willowy architecture to such an With somchoddy, he says he knows extent that he wonld be “raint ™ they was paved to keep it ont, bui Bay of Surasota. the publick has 2ot a righy to know 1!'50 news or what is the nse of havin sone day you see the papper a copy of the a papper and then HONOR ROLL LAKE : MORTON PRIVATE SCHOOL : '™ =" GRADE VI i mad when prints in one corner real estate changes in which it shows Leo Jerkins. has put the home place in his GRADE VI ; vothe werld besides or o we are con None, Pwites name. 1 ocould write manny GRADE VI | pezos abony Smart Alecks They are Kenneth Warren i amusin Abont the only time Leonard Carter vou ean keteh a Smarg NMeck tellin Helen Harvey the teuth is when they is a hipnotist <'.|;\|\I-Z i i town, The Smart Alecks get to Marion Patterson sother ona corner and rase each oth- GRADE 1V Por's betg about the hipnotist conldn' Lipnotize them, and it they would Marjorie Hetherington, GRADE 111, Edith O'Doniel GRADE 11, Nan Elizabeth Melton GRADE 1 Everett Brown Evelyn O'Doniel. Lamar Cox. reed more and talk less like 1 do they would of fonnd out long ago that the be ane toolish-minded hranes is too scarse | natize cuse there too much scattered around. I 1 was to make one rule,whic yvou could allers referr to in findn a Smart Aleck | will say, A Smar Aleck is a feller which trys to mak hisself notised by saying somethin i persen BAPTIST REVIVAL i CLOSED LAST NIGHT. | G which noboddy else says, and th The revival ay the First Baptist | TSt 00 us bein Kinder hopetull in on: church came to o close last night, | dispossitions a Smart Aleck is allo: i lcoking on the dark side untill afto and on every hand were heard re- | LW rds when he says he knowed hov A Smart Aleck ¢ marks that great good had been ae- complished, many new members hav- | it A“"""l ‘“'f”"‘“- ! ing been inte the vhurvh.;"."‘r'\ tell in 1912 what is goin ! and the membership generally happen in 1910 uplifted and spiritually benefitted. | L Would not like to have the S Viecks killed off Life would no nmeetings sixty-one ad- weointerestin as it s if such was church lln the case. At the same time | received was | buring the ditions were made membership. to the Last night Reyv, Martin preached a anxsious for everyhody to und strong sermon which was heard by stand what is a ..~m.m Aleck what is a man of judzment, A S a large congregation, the church and Aleck can do harm in a town esj. gallery being filled and chairs \\'\-n-‘ pecessary in the aisles to secommo- | |iully a new town if peeple d date the larze number who wuthered | [ know how to take him. The 1. to hea: this eloquent divine. Rev. { Way to take him would be by the o the neek but I can’t do not Martin left lasy night and he carried with him the love and esteem of the hundreds of hearers, who flocked to | like that beease he allers makes laugh more than he makes me n hear him daily, and who were edified I A Smart Aleck will allers say 1 and strengthened by his shltndM STIPIUYER NS .hl SRR discourses, taxes. He thinks that is aw! \Fllml\ yvou never ketch one of 1l yin that improvements rases value of the proppety, which vou . C{ it dos. Another thing he knows is that the new peeple in this to MAJESTI f THEATRE ]OOOOODOOQQOOOOO FOLLOW THE CROWD TO THE MAJESTIC. UDITORIU THEATRE | onOODOOOODORORE Program for Tonight, MAJESTIC ORCHESTRA. Prof. Murphy Leader. OVERTURE. l | “THE DRUMMER GIRL OF VICKS- BURG.” | (Kalem—Drama.) AWAKENING. ~Comedy.) l MARGARET'S (Essanay- Yernon Adults “THE GAMBLERS" I (Vitagraph- -Drama.} OPEN AT 6 P. M best hipnotist in the world can’t hip ! TONIGHT Tony and Flo moeiey 18 brung in here for straw- berrys every year and how much for i orinses, and how much for p:.'mh--lt Rl s near as you can come-—and | how mueh to pay the men in Ihl'; N ralevode shops, and how much comes | { bere for our cegars. And, further- | more, let it be remembered they is money spent here by peeple passin through or spendin the winter of | which wi had ouehy to have more | Atd everyboddy which comes here 1o | | buy a home brings that much more money heve. This is what | was | wWritin to tell you about, and 1 have! tod it 20 no more at present from your trie frend, UNCLE HENRY. MASTER WEBSTER MERRITT SUSTAINED A BROKEN ARM. \laster Webster Merritt, the youn® sot ol Mroand Mres, O K. Merritt, | will be minus the use of his right ! arfh for some time, owing to an ac- | cident on Friday afternoon. | | little fellow was astride 2 he with a companion, and in sCue manner became overbalanced \ 100 fall o the ground resulted in'! roken arm, his right limb being cered Just above the wrist, The one was set by Dr. DePass, and Webster, while feeling considerable inconvenience, takes the matter in a philosophical manner. He will suf-! fer no permanent harm. ville Sun. The young man is a son of Mr. . I, Merritt of the ( Construction Co. of this city. ARCHER The Second-Hand? Man Cook Stoves, leaters, One Four- turner Oil Stove, Beds from $2 or ip, Dressers $4 up, Chairs 50c up, Rockers $1.50 up, Oflice Desk, Settec, Buffet, Sideboard, Sewing Machine Rattan Cot, a new 20-30 Rifle—Mari lin takedown--and other articles too numerous to mention. Just pur- chased all of Dr. Bevis' household and office fixtures Second- Hand Store 210 West Main Street, Lakeland, Fla A. H. Weods® Phenomenal Success “The Girl From Rectors” A big Musical Comedy Seat Sale Opens Jan. 21 PAUL GILMORE IN THE HAVOC One Night February 8 THE WHITE SQUAW Feb. 26 | IHOLOEOFOLOFIIOHOHNLOBOEOS | ke wooooooooooooooooooooowwmmmmommwmm NI | O IOROEOEOTOBOHE 0 O One Night Only, January 30th PAGE MVE Attention! You are specially invited to call at our store on Friday and Saturday, January 17th and 18th and see the wonderful display of Strouse & Bros. High Art Tailoring Samples on display these dates. Their tailor will be here to meet you and give you an introduction to the great line. We will apppreciate a call whether you buy or not. CIOI0OA00 A Snanp For Quick Sale, 80 Acres As fine land as there ix e Flerida, one and a half mile from station; 60 a res under wire fence; 30 acres cultivated; large bearing orange trees, 200 grapefruit trees, budded, 4 years old; 30 acres fine pive timber: 10 acres choice hammock land cov- ered with oak: 10 acres good muck land. I first man with $2.300 cash gets this bargain, :mntlu r $2.000 to be paid in one, two and three vears, Act quick as this wili not last. Call o0 write THEALEX. HOLLY REALTY CO., Lac2inL.Fh Lot d tFor The Men H.T. A. H. T. CIGAR CO. Lakeland, Florida 290 Blue. POPOPIITPUFVFR2QE 0RO January 20, 21, 22 Tony and Flo VERNON and a Feature Kl with cast of 40 Peopie at Red Cross Pharmacy ITA & C0. March Jan. 23,24, 25 3rd to 8th | WORRELL HUMAN HEARTS March Ist K[NNY e Y