Lakeland Evening Telegram Newspaper, January 8, 1913, Page 4

Lrounties of the State would do for PAGE FOUR. THE EVENING TELEGRAM, LAKELAND, FLA., JAN. 8, 1913, —_—__'“_.——?“ omes down {0 his office and spends sarhir | two or three hours looking after his [ the o) | Lusiness and talking with his | Mr. L'Enzle is on the road to early j viends. Lonz social talks in a news- (recovery. Such is certainly the gen- iy 5 | paper printing office interfer: .reat- eral wish. Entercd in the postoffice at Lake- | v with all the from the arti in Dixie that ation was a success and that “[he Evening Velegram ————————— —— Fublished every afternoon from the Kentucky Building, Lakeland, Fla. mental and mechan- | Sfitemyerree land, Florida, as mail matter of the |ial work being done therein | Damaze estimated at 340,000,000 second (lass, { ——0— | has been inflicted o the California HETHERING EDlTOR.i The m!imr has in days zene by citrus erop by l!"' freeze "\'.Pr there | tither prided himself on his penman- thiz w-el. That is a stagzering blow o ship, but even he occasionally 1 'and it cannop fail to boost the price | $harp reminder that everybody o Florida has several mil- {te use a typewriter in es left and an uncommonly M. F HENRY BACON, Manager. SUBSCRIPTION RATES: 1 0 or prepa ion Dy ecpy for the printer man. Yestorday sood price should be obtained for B IPRY oo sncevisnns . . o {ie tricl to write “Delray, *in tlem now that the California crop Sixmonths .. .. ...... " : g < < = notice of the birth of a litde i cut short. Three months ......... . L25 : Delivered anywhere within the | (" (@ Mroand Mrs 1L Love, of e ¢ ere d VW he v & { - : Ivoar ¢ e P that place, but iy came ot in the Todty is the anniversary of the limits of the City of Lakeland for 10’ cents a week. Idaho.” In the old | Pattle New Orleans when “0Old setting type by | Pickory™ made some history and hand, ting to figur. out poor | feught out a bloody row to decisive chirozraphy and boasted that he victory after peace had heen conclud- Leould deipher wny manaseript; but fed between the United States and . man on the! England. Bug than 'u'lezmphs nor railroads in 1812 and iali w dozen men working on the General Jackson knew nothing of ciixe by has no time to do other thun [ the treaty of peace. put things as they look-——which is semetimes attended with startling | results | baper “Delroy, | days the compositor, From the same office is issued higg TIHE LAKELAND NEWS A weekly newspaper giving a re- same of local matters, crop condi, tions, county affairs, etc. Sent any- where for $1.00 per year. “TRADE THE EVERGLADES FOR GOOD ROADS." when one aday s, "notype accomplisiiegs mere e 0 A State system of good roads is The Deland News intimates that a prime desideratum and a plan i$ in a genecral revision of the tariff | being discusscd by the Florida press | downward there will be no escapei A LITTLE NONSENSE NO V AND THFN to bond the State for 30,000,000 fop our Florida orrnges and they for that purpose. An indebtedness pust stand the cut along wth the Jealous, 80 vas( would appail the average 'rest. The News also says that our “A bandit held up a train in Ok- voter at this stage of the same and | coneressmen thoroughly under- there is no early prospeet for the stands the situation and can be re- success of that program. But the|lied on to do the right thing in the Eustiz Lake Region has lliFl"l\Cl‘Od"nzznttt-r. They can, and we another way to get the roacs \‘»‘illl-1d< ubt that they will get lahoma and the Pullman norter, sin- slehanded, overpowered and killed ! the robber,” said the Old Fogy. “That don’t | porter was @ real hero.” in some “Hero nothing,” remarked out taxing the pecple and tells s:alwart licks to retain that small {Grouch. *“He didn’t propgse to stand shout jt as follows: "turiff on foreign oranges Which now i jep competition, that's all.” “Now that the State has what suves our own fruit from a harmful socms 1o be a bona fide cash offer of | competition without eigiit niillion dollars for the State- owned lands in the Everzlades it geems fitting at this time to consid- affecting the | peckethook of the home consumer to | “#n extent that makes him a kicker It he does kick, the fault lies with ! thie middleman, noy with the grow- the State, ep, for the latter never gets more tirst by than a reasonable profit, and fre. “Partly right and partly wrong, handred qguently not that. . seid the teacher who would zive the matter any con- e Qe | I know,” =aid another little girl, sideration. Ten thousand dollars holding her hand high in the air. mile ought to build a pretty good “It's when nobody did anything and road through Florida, and with this’ somebody woeny and told about it.” liberal estimate let us consid r what this eizht million dollars, n.ented by a like amount from the False Witness. “What,” asked the Sunday schoo! teacher, “is meant by bearing fals~ witness against one's neighbor?" “It's elling falsehoods them,” said one small maid. er to vhat good use this amount of money comld be put by and would be considered rinety-nine out of abou, every That State convention of fiddlers called to meet at Fort Meade tomor- rew promises to be an interesting oc- sion, with fiddlerg galorc present from a wide range of country. But {no Florida fiddlers convention can Le complete without the presence of us, Prof. 1. E. Allen, of Escambis coun- “It would build a road from Jack- ¢y This venerable citizen i now sonville down the east coast 10 Mi- ' pust eighty years of age but the lat- an.i. Another from .l:lcksnn\ineEu,,._dfl_‘v fiddler has nothing on him through Green Cove Springs Palat- when it comes to drawing a bow ka. DelLand, Sanford, Orlando, and 4iposs the catgut. A fine old gen- Lakeland to Tampa; another fl‘“'"im»man is Prof. Allen, nimble in wit Jacksonville through Stavke, Gaines- e well as fingers, moral, intelligent ville, Ocala, Leesburg, Dade Cit¥, edueated, cheerful and kindly—-u , Plant City, Arcadia anl Punta Gorda ! pog¢ interesting survival of the good te Fort Mycrs; another from Jack- oli days we read abouy it, and at the ! sonville through Lahe City and Tal- | Fory Mcade convention he would lahassee to Pensacola; another from | heay most of them fiddling and all lake City to Cedar Keys and down '¢f them telling stories. the west coasp to St. Petersburg; and two cross-State roads i o The Byplay Minstrels. “Mister Interlocutor, can you tell "me why a duck likes to swim?” *No, Mr. Bones, 1 cannot. Will !you tell ug why a duck likes to swim?"” “For divers reasons.” “Mr. Fish P. Eddler will now ren- "der that beautiful ballad: ‘Outsid: It May Be Gloomy, but Peroxide's Always Fair.' " An Epicure. $ Unto a little nigger Swimming in the Nile Appeared quite unexpectedly A hungry crocodile, Who, with a chill politeness® i) s We don't what the Senate the ‘ooe know That made his warm blood freez from St. Augustine to Palatka, Mi-|gitting as an impeachment court Remnrked:. Ll take some duok canpy and Cedar Keys, and an | will do with Judge Archbald, but we ! meat, other from Daytona to !bn-l.ilnl’. Eus-{are firmly of the opinion that a Without dressing, if you please.” | tig, Leegburg, Brooksville wnd lht‘ljudgo whose judicial conduct needs A | Ll..l‘fg.‘ el : | s much 'vxplu-nnm:‘ ‘.llllll di‘ft'l'lf“ht.’. J“'t Some Riddles. | Buch a system of rouds would |and glossing over as his does, is far | Who may marry many a wife, and riean more o the State than :m\'»romovml from the popular ideal ot")_“ live single all his life? A clergy- | one thinz that could be done. It what such an officer should be. ”!r.mn would hring more money into the | the Senate should alolish the .iln‘;:v,!’ Why is a eamel a most irascible State "0 oa sercon they the whole of | there would be no violent protest in lanimal? Because he always has his the or nue crou It wonld enhance ihis country if his Commerce Court 'm“,k up the value of the proueriy of ”"‘:"""”"‘ he aholished, also, for it fdops | Wit cantiot be called a diciinto, State v‘n iy tities more than th Jrot seem to be fillinz any long-felt ‘mml 4t of hospitality? Entertain- cost of the roads I'his ey et of 1 want ing a hope roads would so thorourhly cover e 9 Why is o spider a good correspond- Siate that the buildine of short Tines | John F. Schumann, late of Indiana, ert? Because he drops a line ap ev- to conrect Votown ol any im- i sgeceeds Josiah B as editor of ery post portance 1 =t nitd U Orlindo Sentinel, the retiring " matter ol L ! ! e tor tuking up the work of busi Mr. Frohman says the modery time, 2ovotnid ot t . nanizer of the paper. Mr. play is overdressed. He shonld t prise and | ! o ! niern h had mch experience 4 day off and sce Mary Garden rous looliti de dra work and comes To Gaby. tr n t ouched for Dou't worr: because yonr would ! Y vid h ¥ . 00 ) fontinel undes his edi- geems indifferent to you. The mor ede it ( 1o oo qorial vs up well, ¢ she likes you the more she hates (o the in ( eree of we extend him our hest wighes show it, the Stat lone wonld 1 Preasant b proporog « in After irl has chewod vum fop the beot ! thA RRVRRH ten years she gets married and is in State evir? Now that the good 0 fine condition for chewing the pyo roads spirit Qs v vr and it California hates Florida heean: o Another fuuny thing aboup ecus- 0 that t toosome extent cnr State grows better orances tha tom is that you can call thines by considering it, iy ceoms o inctime | she doos or ever can, and makes no their rights names in a white sl ‘ advertisement. You cuan co into .(.._; tail on the amount of insertion and | the width, and you can state wheth- ! the matter of climate. about whic or they are Puritan or Parisian. 13 | California brags without Imit. w ¢n the editorial,page you must rofor | have nothing to fear in view of the (¢ them as unmentionables that this offer of « vronr vhat a few ycars cred practicaily valneless @hguld be made as an opportunity for the Sigge of Florida to zet in the front ranks in thiz good road movemen: for i concealment of her hatred our superiority in we feel no resentrient; and even sum Secun avo was consid- | in thay respee i \ o oo i dispatches from that State in th When a fellow gets to be 21 po Evidently Editor Jordan ot heljast few days. A disastrous freeze wants to grow whiskers and show T'unta Gorda Herald is fecline ut (has plaved havoe with the orance his age, but when a girl reaches 29 times the presence of those meaning but inconsiderate | who irsist on entertaining him with | their conversation while he is writ- ing matter for the paper. Hear him: “It can easily be understood how well- cr1op there this year. rsons - Q- Florida has 800,000 head of cat tic when she ought to have £,000,000 **d then some. There is plenty oi ringe here for that many and there's Editor Frank Harris makes such an plenty of room, too, for betterment interesting and forceful paper of his in the quality as well as increase in Ocala Banner, when it is explained the numbers. One of the primary that he does all his writing and ex- fanctions of civilization is to im- clange reading at his home where ' prove the hreed of every useful crea- ke is free from interruptions by ad- | ture on earth, both human and ani miring friends who delizht in talk- mal ing with him. No man can think and write on one subject and talk on another at the some time; and to avoid attempting this impossibility, Fditor Harris takes ull his ex- cLanges up home and reads them and does his writing there. Then he the starts in dolling herself up to look like 16. A fat woman in trouble is ortain iy up against it. The more shy cries the funnier she looks. Love is a disease, but onjons will safeguard you from contagion — House Boss in Egypt, Old Mr. Egyptian carried a stick or a small club about the house with him ; and laid it upon his women like a thousand of brick whenever they dis- obeyed or displeased him In the ————— graves the mummies show that nearly The last issne of Dixie stated that | every woman had a forearm fracture, Congressman Claude L'Engle had | When Mr. Egyptian came home in g just been operated ‘on in Baltimore | P24 humol: he would sail into her with for a serions affection of the gall - !u‘“ oo S A S QT WY Fladder which had given him much SN I praieet the S S v S erally broken while wardin suffering for a year or more. Wa blow, e B N e N S IO there were neither ' i the ¢ i Incorporated - T — === | e Europe's War Material ¥ oy Music's Range at Enfield. Burope withdraws from industry 4,. Betsey, .:':Iglnnollm Music for sale. Anything from | 800.000 men to make soldiers of them. BosninG o b"“"fred e | Turkey in the Straw’ to ‘Mr. Dream | They are kept from one to the Kitche, { Man, and any of the Oh, Oh, Oh, | years. What an annalling w:a:::? :::nl"her“::mtw-.« SV b jFags; see Bienham & Murphy."—Adv., | bow doubly preposterous i eficiency | said Beisey, i o in the Eufleld Express. ean be insured vith militia training; | fee] il | e i —New York Wor'! . :oun wa ’ QIHTG V00 ota P § At the Annual Business Show. New York City, The Underwood Typewriter Again proved conclusively in a public demonstration its supesi,, qualities in Speed Accuracy Operated for eight solid hours ( continuously) by eight of the world" hour relays, one Underwood Typewriter (taken from words, averaging nearly 10 strokes per second. The crucial test of stability was here shown where, at any time, has a typewriter turned out such a tremendout amount of work in the . “ time. This is a world's record. 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Because 4 Beautiful Lakes canbe seen from its Sur Sixth. Because Shade Trees will be planted on all strects ' Fall. Seventh. Because all Streets will be Graded. Eighth. Because it is the most attractive Residential Sectio® in Lakeland. Ninth. Because Lotscanbe soldon REASONABLE Terms. Tenth. Be-ause if you don't, you will wish you had, if vou do, will always be glad. AL e S cr L % ¢ Because it has One Mile of Granolithic Side Hecausc it has e — i [3 4 —_=See= Deen- Bryant G. C. Rogan .2 or §. M. STEPHENS