Lakeland Evening Telegram Newspaper, November 25, 1912, Page 4

v 1 YR } i 1 [} b g i ) | | | | ‘Gleg‘ Wil | Caginore, aud it is well = | Floor Lezder Und lile Lyediay {t quvol trom at g . 18 l‘)- Jand, Fla |Comuwoner siu dizline e€a n __ ———/otker and 0, Vicws “ - = al Lane- ) hLicicd du the postulice @t e tho> mo; . th erd Fioids, as wali mattes of the nie i r. Birsaa want oy wWise- B (0 make a T house, | ¢ R o S L Q arzue, he has plenty ot iriends iz Congress to help him to thai end, ker and tue floos acainst him, and EUDITUR. LRIAGTON, “A o HCLWORTHY Circulation Manager. cven with tiae spe. leader both pitted " President Wilsen will have to take L PTION RATLS: . $5.00 des with one faction or the other, PORE. i istbasesig o $ha: Ui 250 | {hus making a row inevitable. co WOuthE ... ..ees 136 hit who Lelieves for a moment that at the very outset of its pro- oram of reform Mr. Bryan wiil seok to practically disrupt the Denmo- raiie party and discredit it before 1o carry cered auywhere within the s of the City of Lakeland T 10 cents 8 week, e ——————————. sawe ullive & waded riit LAKELAND NEWS by Dowspaper gaviag 9 v ol loval watters, crup condi- affzirs, etc Sent for $1 .00 per yvear Co ki merely tLhe whole countr: \is point about a matter which it is ‘Le peculiur and exclusive work of Congress to determine? le would Jlie his whole public carcer by do- <o and rin his future as a great Demoerat working in harmony with re- . W Hens, county arywhere Scnator that when viil introduce ¢ Of eourse difliculties, large and ) o1, and delicate situations are censtitutioual amens | inse to arise during the next session lug for the eiection of t Couzre s; but a party strong vice president Ly popilar poneh to win the stupendous vie-, would seem to be ti cry of November 5 and which finds de it {{t.if in full harmony In the carly ' 2 i G of a glorious renaissance, L. Petepsurg s rich o' prata tledged to a mighty program of na- prospercus and heaithy, but iion-wide reform, can be relied on to steer clear of the rocks of inl(-r-‘ nal dizsension and by wise comprom- ise and concessicns avoid the disas- trous antagonisms predicted by the| prophets, And to this end no man Petersburg s an ugly and farsong nagiey And OUEHE navor i:” will contribute more than William J.‘ 5 kive been adopted; and after Bryan, vas a period during A giiteh ! THEL STATE DIVISION SCHEME IS FURTHER AGITATED. ,and all e account ef her unzainly un inal and in- appropriaie a infelicitious name the Times of that eity: s not i auoption there which it could have been remedied without scrious trouble or harm: but it is too late now.” We can eglimpse the deen weaninz in the mind of folomon when he wrote in his Pro- verts A good name is rather to be chogen than great riches.” 0 — ok We learn from a very interesting crticle on the subject in the Punta {Gorda Hlerald that the question of i the division of Florida into two States is by no means a new one and that about twenty years peper called the New Capital in Ocala was Lo promote wise old avo Andrew Carnesie has wits some culiar noticns about the way to hen- ! pe- snecial di- whose efit the human race with his swol- len wealth, o the end that he may ¢ie poor, and, consequently happy. “ His tchome to put ex-presidents oll, the United States on pri\'ut(," Leland J. Henderson pension roll is quite worthy of the ' yyue (e pew State of Vest Floride unigue esotist that he is and bears .y, created out of the countieg ‘.’,_;lf viry little resemblance to real phii- “Uf the Apalachicola river. antiiropy. ex-presidents | oy Telegram in a recent a° in nowite likely to be in nw-nl;“ ended this by sneeesting that the | civcumstances, and if they were @ | quvannee river be made the castern would be the business of the nation, ! hovndary of the proposed now State, rot of an individual, to see thai .. ndor the ienderson plan it they didu’t have to go to the POOr | \oy1d Le confined to a narrow strip sieh ion. Dt the scheme didn't work d attracted but little furiher ai- viion until recently revived by the his sungestion of American igsue house. of Gulf coast courtry havine neither g the shape nor area nor pepulation v i ] Until its recent convention In Lefitting a modern American com- vashington city that great orgnnl-imouwoulth. If division ever comes zition of women, the Daughters of . we believe it will be on the line sug- the Confederacy, had worked g0 gested by the Telegram. smoothly and there was such anab- We have no knowledge of the di- scnce of factional dissension or uu-:vision of any American State after pleasant friction that it seemed a ' jta admission into the Union, \\'Hhin‘ very model for all women's soclc-“l!:o last sixty years, except in the ' tics. That being true it is hard to case of West Virginia during the credit the story which first a]i-l('!\il war, and that partition w:\sl peared in a New York paper the semething in the nature of a wart his party. | et o e A LITTLE NONSENSE | NOW AND THFN e i If all married men were paid ag | reuch as their wives think they | slould re.cive, there wouldn’t be encugh money left to buy peanuts for the single men. | They say that ignoranie is bliss, | und that is the reason why all wives ' like to open letters that are ad- dresscd to their husbands, g l | Room for One More l A local preacher tclls this one to! the Cleveland Plain Dealer: | “I'd join the church if it wasn':' so full of hypocrites.” Whenever this clergyman urges a rzn to cast his lot on the side of the i risht he gets that old stall. The oth- er day he thought of a comeback. “Come into the fold!” be urged. “I'd do it if there wcren't so many | hypocrites!” was the whine, f \\ andthe most practical andeconomic- “Never mind,” said the parson | 114 ol lamp everiuvenied. Ve are siapping him on the shoulder. “There | \ | \, now showing some very new and 5 ttractive desions and invite s slways ie more!” \ - iz always room for one you to call and cee | | B Provides a charming means of making a ¥ | Fudge, Newburg, larelit or any dzinty . Lire in the mid:t of a gathering. F1 Most convenient and ccozomical for ! frying a steck, warmin a tonp or pre- \ peringalightmeal. ““Rochester” [ {! Chafing Dishes possess style and finish [ ‘\ that distinguish them from al others, [ Best to Wait “Murphy,” said the ship’s doctor, brizkly, according to the New Yorki American, “there’s a man died In; stateroom forty-five. Sec that his| Lody is properly prepared for burial.” ! C4rTy the “Ylis, sor,” answered the newi':"“-"lf steward, saluting. ROCHESTER Some hours later the doctor | '~k et sts s |H. C. Stevens -iie_Frotessions- i | | | | every Rocheiter Chafe ) ing Dish, ‘This Recipe Book with l | dered summoning Murphy. “Sure, Oi beg yer pardon, doc,” re- plied the steward, “but Oi thought yes said room forty six. Oi w int in there an’ seen wan o' thim in a bunk. ‘Are yez dead?’ says Gi. ‘No, says he, ‘but Oi'ma pretty near dead. o Oi thought, doc ‘twas best to wait,” “What does this mecan?”’ he thun- Glasses Scientifically Prescribed Fuone: Othce 141, Residsuce oo ! Bryant Bldg Lakeland, Fla. “Some"” Sweet. i ”i ieorge—She sings nicely, doesn’t | sh((-“’mrh( b i UVENTISY | : : Establisied 10 Juiy, 1300 0 s | Tom—0W, yes, | Whan isho slngs' xovme 14 und 55 Kohacky Bulidia o they have to close the windows. | Pnones: Office 150, Kemidou. e s George—My goodness! What for? | - Tom—Her volce is so sweet that|v. M. TRAMMELL, it draws the flics.—Pathiinder. | Attorney-at-Law. ' " DR W. 8. (BVIN o Offices, Bryaut Bulldiug l.ukela}ud. Fia. BLANTON & ROGERS. Lawyers. Bryant Block, ‘'Phone 3.% Lakeland, Fla. Thanksgivings. The burglar's thankiul that he's out, The politician that he's in; The new reporter for a beat, The seasoned gambler for a win; The tourist that at last he's off, The erstwhile victim that he's on, The climber when he has “arrived,” TUCKER & TUCKER, The auctioncer when all is gone: —Lawyers— Some folk when the fine raiment Raynondo Bldg. blessed Lakeland, Florias The turkey if he isn’t dressed. ARDS —Eunice Ward. 7X0. 8. EDW. Attorney-at-Law. Office in Munn Bulldiu. LAKELAND, FLORIDA. Reasons. : Professor—Why did you come to college, anyway? You are not study- DR.N. L. nyu’ Ing. DENTIST. Willie Rahrah—Well, mother says Rooms 8 and 9, Deen & Bryant Bujia it is to fit me for the presidency; ing. Fhone. 339, E Grade OVERALLS DR. SAMUEL F. SMITH. SPECIALIST | i Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat i | | e . Union Made Goods We want to announce that we carry a complete line of - : Carhart ao Happ and work pants, as well as a complete line of union made shoes. MURRELLIL [ 4 1 # It pays to buy good goods. Why not come round and see our line of suits and overcoats, which have just arrived from New York. All the lat- est styles and fashions at very low prices. Also Cluett Peabody Shirts cther day to the effect that our own s measure, made by Congress withount lovely and gifted Florida woman, leader of the Daughters in this State, Sister Esther Carlotta, had aroused 0 much jealousy among the members at the late convention that her church, the Episcopal, had | been appealed to to restrain her sec- uvlar activities. This story scems unbelieveable here in Florida where this remarkable weman is greatly admired and profoundly respected, end we are glad to see in the Tam- va Tribune that Mrs. S. S. Moore, president of the local chapter of the! The | Daughters denies the report. Tribune says: “Mrs. Moore said that she has no doubt that the report which was cir- calated was the malicious work of two or three members of the U, 1), C. who envy frence in Sister Carlotta's prom- the chapter, She also gays that the same women who she suspects in this case attempted to injure Sister Carlotta's standine, The sister was advised to sue thera for slander, but refused to attempt redress because of her position jin the church.” B — WISEACRES SEE TROUBIE AHEAD FOR CONGRESS. It is all fair weather for the tri- umphant Demorratic party now, bhnt | eome of the wiseacres up in Wagh- ington who have grown gray in the profession of political prosnostics sce breakers ahead and th, of a factional row in the party soon after the new Congress develoy 3 line of action and sets in to revise the the tariff downward. Mr, Brran, they eay, is to be the disturbing element, and, while he will accent nc office under President Wilson nor attemnt to dictate his rolicies, h. will be very active in oxerting hiz influence with Coneress itself to se- cure the radical tariff revision to which he s committed ang which it f& well known the new president will oppose. Speaker Clark Is still sore on Mr. il!w consent of the mother State, which was then “in rebellion,” and | the legality of that measure probably :smmls on the same footing as that | é(\f the Emancipation Proclamation. 0id Governor Wise, of Virginia, who wasn't reconstructed when he said 1i, denounced the new State as the bastard child of the Old Dominion brought into the Union by a Cacsar- isn operation. The West Virginia method will | bardly be followed in carving any more new States out of old ones, and our impression is that it can’t {lezally be done at all except by o ! ority of the popular vote of !hoK te in which the division is pro- The Punta Gorda Herald **ms to think otherwise, and, after im'rlnl'sin: the proposition for a new | State, with the Suwannee for tho { line, concludes its article as follows: | “To get this movement under way | {to a practica]l end, petitions shoull; (be sent to the Legislatuie asking that body to adopt the necessary me- rorial to Congress and to supple- | rent it with a resolution directing | our senators and representatives to urge the proposition with all their | jenergy and ability. Now that we! ;:-ro to have a Democratic (‘ongross,i {1t should be easy to secure the enact- rient of a measure that will add two | more Democrats to the federal Sen- {ate. A Republican Congress will never do it It should be said, ia | | L pesed, | | vrosvect | conelusion, that, in addition to many | perhaps will other reasons, political juctice | the they to ' West Floridians demands that be given a State of their own.’ The very exhilarating news that | fovernor Park Trammell—he will be governor then—will be present | Feb. 18 to open the Oranze county | fzir, came to us today. Word wus received from the governor-elect b, ;FA cretary O'Neal to this effoct todav, jA number of invitations L1 ( have hoon; nt to other premigent men to at- tend the opening exercises.—Orlan- | do Reporter-Star. Uncle Bill to sow my wild oats; sis, to get a chum for her to marry; and pa, to bankrupt the (umlly,—»| Puck. Sure It Was Wednesday. The lawyer was determined to Giscredit the witness. “You are positive this happened cn Wednesday " he demanded. “l am.” i “Sure it was Wednesday?" “Yes.” “Can’t be mistaken?" “No."” “Why couldn't it have been Thursday or Tuesday? How is that you can fix this day so positive in your mind?" “Because,” answered the witness With some spirit, “we had chicken that day. Chicken day is Wednes- ¢ay where 1 board."” For a Late Crop. The Rev. John B. Craft was con- ducting a series of meetings in a rural neighborhood of Southwest | Virginia, says Mack's National‘ Monthly. One night he was trying to bring the necessity of early em- bracing a religious hope to bear upon his congrezation. Said he: “We'll just illustrate: You becin I February or March to prepare Your ground for plantine out your sPring crop. Yon plant in April to be on time. Suppose You necleet tlis work. May will be late, bu: | answer. Let the work £e undone till June; then what win You do? ‘Too late, too late!® will be the cry.' " “Just sow it in buckwheat,” culled out an old farmer from a rear scat. The preacher gat down. —_— ——— Queen Mary of Encland ig said to have begun her Christmas shopping, Making it stoylish to do it early, of | course.—Milwaukee Sentinel, ) | e It 18 quite possible to grind a man down without making him sharp. Residence Phone 300 Red. LAKELAND, FLA. DR. R R SULLIVAR, and Williams Kneeland Shoes. We also have a full line of youths’ and W Lo g boys’ clothing of the best material, and oad Oymeslory prices never before heard of in Lake- R B. HUFFAKER, g ~Attorney-at-Luw— land. We don’t mind showing the @oor 7 Stuart Bldg Bartow. Wiy . D2 W. B, GROOVEE, Customers our goods and anpreciate PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Rooms 3 and 4 Kentucky Bldg Lakeland, Florida. @ D. & H D. XENDENEALL Civil Engineers and Arrhitects Rooms 212-215 Drane Bldg LAKELAND, F1A. Phosphate land examination veys, examination, reports Blueprirting. — A. J. MACDONOUGH, Architect. any favors. [ses s 5 0] The Hub JOSEPH LeVAY 118 Kentucky Avenue Lakeland Sur Newest. Ideas in Bunzalow Designing Room 6 Deen & Bryant Bldg. Upholstering --and-- Mattress Making FURNITURE upheistereq. 4 | 5 Another shipment of those delicious Peanut Butter Kisses have ar- nved. When wanting something in candies don’t forget them. 5c Sack. H. O. DENNY PHONE 226 OLD MATTRESSES made over | CUSHIONS of all kinds made to | oxder. CARPETS and RUGS ¢l laid; also matting, ete, | In regards to workmanship, se:f Mr. W. P. Pillins, ot Lakeland, wuo | :aned anc | DPFOFAPQPOPOFOFODOPOFOPOFOF 2 2 BB CBOIGOSIBHGT) ISP OB SIS koew me for about 16 years at Or. FOR OB >0 lsndo, Fla. Drcp me a posta) card | o= call at shop No. 411 — S Ohio ave. ' nne. Phone 272 Green, Arthur A. Dougias|Subscribe for The Telegram