Lakeland Evening Telegram Newspaper, November 21, 1912, Page 4

¢ PAGE FOUR iie vdn lie Cvcaing Guibgiain 0 e | Yuwi d every afternoon from the ice to 'Hl:lkv A ud ju for often A lll]l[ N[’NS[NSE | i s : 5 the talen make an important de- i A s i 5'—- ._-[—““vjr\fi—m "ll‘ei(!tn”d[:lllnjf: in the way u.fr:\‘i::nin :\" "W AXND Tl“‘ .\ H l rutered iu the postoffice at Lake- S .‘ | tnd. Florida, as mail matter of thaI Al ol o1l Wl atiloR ; wcond clasa. "in his blood, with not too much ami- An Idiom. 7 L ¥ € i 0 4 t <Al rnigl henin ere?” called ability, and let him not forsct to All i ; behind th 4 ,‘ 1. J. HOLWO! Y 5“‘”‘“".‘ his office and minimi th- | th pductor from the front of the }RESH nol THE 0ZARK X RTH | { Union Men WEAR OR- ! technicalities awyers are | (ar. i Husiness ""7"77'3‘“""“ Manager. :‘,Ih:;:,:“:;; “.l:_”:rl.'_m‘.'(,rl;“;:;"‘:la;:‘] “liold on.” cried a shrill voice, CHARDS. ON TRACX, NEAR DE- d ;" T AU bsSCRIPTION RATES: favor of them, but a brilliant judge *“*Wair till I get my clothes on.” | POT. AT A BARGAIN. nlon a e o s F e Jear ....ceeessees+$5.00 |js rarely a well-poised one. No one| The passengers craned their necks. | ‘, 3% mODthS .........e00 880 lover thinks of the Blind Goddess of | An Irish lass was struggling to get ,rRI”Av AN” SAI"RDAY Three mouthe ... ..... 136 tnaivered anywhere within the Amits of the City of Lakeland tor 10 cents 8 week, | Justice as being brilliant, and the bher laundry aboard. ‘ Judge who sits on the bench as her servant, needs brilliance as little as ! his mistress. GET A BOX The Best Advice. A man went to address a Sunday | We want to announce that we carry a complete vTola lhe same office 18 issued g s i zchool unprepared. Thinking to be THE LAKELAND NEWS lAnmous PROGRAM TO | funny, he asked this question: 5 | + werkly newspaper giving e re- ADVERTISE FLORIDA. | ..\y}at would you do before so hne Of sume of local matters, crop condi- *icns, county affairs, etc. Sent snywhere for $1.00 per year. Tom Watson will now insist that the world is plunging hell-ward even taster than it was immediately after | the returns from the late generai| clection reached his offive. He lm\"' indicted by a despotic and | government for sending Leen ualevolent W. L. Larkin, of ('hicago, manager of the farm land department of onc¢ ‘m’ the big Chicago dailies and a rec- [ognized Florida booster, is back in {the State azain full of enthusiast A ’fnr Florida and doubtless with som~ schemes up his sleeve, He n omed himself to a Miami Metropolis reporter the other diy, and in the course of his remarks big advertising | #iiid some very sensible and pertinent fore Mr. M. started to--er—sing, h.! many bright boys and girls who ex- pect a speech from you. if you had nothing to say?" “I'd keep quiet,” repliel a small boy." The host was nervous and inex- perienced and he rose hurriedly at Ilh(- conclusion of the song. “Ladies {and - er, gentlemen,” he bezan, “be- | Carhart «o Hap 6rade OVERALL otscene matter through the mails. things which deserve wide publicity. { asked me to apologize for his—er~-i and work pants’ as well No smnr I':l|l<‘r(’\\illli:;—tx\lr knowi- He thinks, as very many other | veice, but | nmh‘l'wd to do su»»er—nol : edge reaches the erux of the situa- i pwople, that ll()‘\\: \\'ht'll. the whol'n- I -er--apologize now. | S a Com lete Il"]e of tion with such clearness and t'nrc:"r""'l""ry is looking Florida-ward, is a p and previty as Governor Gilchrists '?"; Yan.w 'fmb“fl,{ Al anver: Mrs. Stronghead had just thrown = thanksgiving proclamation, \\'hirh;”_':”‘“ PAmEsIa] of magnitude .‘h‘;" » paving stone through a drug store unlon made Shoes. was just six lines long. And in!"'” present specifically and truth-| 06 merely to prove that shae fi.1ly the advantages of the State, waz entitled to vote, and had been v ¥ tLose six lines he fully covered the |’ ; : i g : R Provides a charming means of making a : case and left nothing to be said thad The truth about the country is plen- |, viheq off to jail. “Thank heav- | i Fidea N!Wbulg.l‘glnbilolmydd:(y 3 i . |ty good enough he declares, but the |« 0 & ghead, “That settles | @ Lie in the mi g was worth the saying on this pa en,” said Stronghead, a bite in the midst of a gathering. tiihlas sulijeot people throughout the north do no! | the where-shall-we-spend-the-sum- Mfliconvcnnnlnpdeconomiullor v it i know the truth yet. He points for am. anvhow.” ")’"!l'l_!lk.\vlrmwglwupmp'e. = o — nier problem, anyhow. aringa light meal. **Rochester” < k proof of what advertising will do to l paring a lig! o C er The Tampa Times leaps into the i Sria) ) Chafing Dishes possess style and finish atena of discussion on the “original | the great publicity campajsns tha He Had Noticed. that distinguish them from all others, colemnly | Pave been carried on by Colorado and the most practical andeconomic. e and Wilson man™ is ‘ rs that the first editorial in anv, forida paper advorating the nomi- Wilson tor pres- nation of Woodrow ident was written by the present edi- ard California in recent years. The Llast named State, he avers, is spend- 31,000,000 this vear in adverti ,and Florvida, which is its natur competitive State, is doing practicg It is all very well for people to ceriticise yonng ministers and talk of | their the rich miserly wan, but | have notking bu! nothing but al lamp ever invented. We are now showing some very new and attractive designs and invite you to call and . seethem, inexperience,” said piadse for onr pastor |& SHARP torial writer of that paper and pub- i : 2 : piuise,” { —— lished in the Times. This is suf-| ;" e ot ]': it HIH b “Yes,” pemarked the deacon who | ficiently clear and definite, In bav- |20V "”.'””"” of Hlorida MARe WA s the plate, “so I've noticed.” | ! = . bers' n'n\- “Neat eentleman,” sabstantial fund for booming this | e ors’ parl .} Neat u H % i s scetion and that the State add to it arry | - & Ly an appropriation its sion in Oldest Table. LOATY tho o oo L) o v iy Sitted down to two basie facts, | e / i between 100,000 and | S0 old gentleman was proudly ex jaale This Recipe 2ok with L& e S vily o s between oo, and 5 2 : N PRETIN e ok | secms that the Florida robin pro- _' . I hibiting his collection of andques to HOUHESTER every Rochester Chafe ¢ i g ; St s 2200005 o be spent judiciousty : LINE ing Dish. % tects the tomatocs and destroys the o e ey whicn (U riend who had called to see them. | 1 | 2 g ¢ : A h an advertiing agene Hewn ; strawberries, and in order to decide S5t [ That table,” said the happy own- an, by the uge of newspaper articles, | the legal status of that bird, upon which his life depends, we must first determine the cconomic question of the relative value of the tomato and strawherry crops. That puts the robin in the tariff class, or, going further back, links it with that an- cient problem of the farmer, the law- ver and the gored ox. PRAFSARET SIS It will be sad news to that large number of sterling Florida Demo- crats who feel that they deserve well appointments to make during each' year of his administration. Under such circumstances gentlemen who believe that to the victors belong the spoils and that they are the vic- tors, may well ask themselves the stern question if it is worth while to be a patriot and a Democrat in a land of such meager picking. s Y Once upon a time there was an extensive tribe of mendacious corre- spondents for northern papers of a certain class operating in the South | whose business it was to gather up, o manufacture, if need be, incidents down here designed to show that we were still hostile to the results of the war and trusted in the role of loyal citizens 0f course that was a long time ago, but the force of habit is still strong with some of those fellows and they can’t resist the temptation to wire @ lie now and then in line with their ancient as That story, for instance, sent out from Anstin, Tex , the other day, charging the school texthook hoard with trving to have Lincoln’s picture taken out of the school histories of Texas. Before the truth could overtake this lie ¢ ignment State generally unsafe to he | ohtain F10 worth of space for every dollay appropriated. fcatre stories, ete, 0 A SHOT AT CHARAC- TER ASSASSINS Busibodics and talebearers lony aro received their proper classifica- tion and there may be added to the list for condemnation the common G garden variety of village gossip- clars of people that refrains from attending to anybody's business ex et its own, The gossiper is the most venomous oi all the reptiles of civilization and it is sad to say, up to this date ther ‘" has been no means fonnd 1o .-.\ln-rmi-‘ 1ite the species. How easy it is for an evil-minded person or even for one who really in- tends no wrong, to set a story poing ( that has for its ultimate results the itjuring of someonc's character or the destruction of someone's happi- ness. And yet it is done every day With eager ears to drink in the vi- cicus story and pliant tongucs to re- | tail it ag with al] the exaggera- tions of inventive minds. Some time aso there was current in this community a story that re- fleeted, somewhat ried couple, residing hore, The story [0 rumor or invention was from mouth to mouth and it Pwell calenlated to prender the lives sed was very miserable had the tale ever me to their ears. But it was told {apd re-told with relish. That subse- }l(:«-nl\* proved the utter falsity of ! the talk, made but little difference. the story was too rich for some shal- nearly | on a young mar- | 0i two very estimable young people | er, tis 200 years old.” I “That's nothing,” came the star- Ltling remark of the visitor's young tson, who was accompanying his fa- ilhvn “We have a table at home that . “lmpossible, my boy, impossible!” [eried the old gentleman. **What Kind{ o: a table is 1t?” “The multiplication table,” DR. SAMUEL F. SMITH SPECIALIST Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat @lasses Rcientifically Presoribed He's Got Religion. “Parson,” exclaimed Ephraim, Established in July, 1900 Rooms 14 and 16 Kentucky Buildiny “Are you going to care for the| Phones: Office 180; Residence 84 \\lf?fl\\ s'.’. - DR. N. L. BRYAN, | ‘-.\h. yos, M}lL - DENTIST. “You are gmn;z. l(.) P“‘V your ‘3""'“1 Rooms 8 and 9, Deen & Bryant Butld- | “Sah? Dat ain’t "ligion; dat's busi- ing. Phone. 339. Judge. Residence Phone 300 Red. LAKELAND, FLA. DR R R SBULLIVAN, —PHYSICIAN— Bpocial attention given to Surgery and Gyneoology R B. HUFFAKER, ~Attorney-at-Law— Qeor T Stuart Bidg. Bartow, Fla DR. W. R. GROOVER, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Rooms 3 and 4 Kentucky Bldg. “Yes, sah-ree.” ness.” MAKING USE OF CREDIT One morning last year I sat in the office of the head of a very large business, one of the shrewdest men I knew. His cashicr came in and laid on his desk a report of the cash in the bank., The amount exceeded | $300,000, “Thats' a pretty big balance,” said my friend to his clerk. It is much more than we need in this busines Bat we have borrowed ne fer several months, money { wish | would send to cach of our banks » fnote tor $100,000.7 | When the clerk went out I ex- pressed surprise at this action, For a man to borrow $200,000 when he { hid more money than he could use, scemed to me a wasteful proceeding so 1 you Attorney-at-Law. Uffices. Bryant Bulldlag Lakeland. Fla. BLANTON & ROGERS. Lawyen. H. C. Stevens Bryant Block, 'Phone 8319 Lakeland, Fla. “lI do it,” he said, “to kecp my credit alive. 1 want the banks a - I customed to loaning me money, | G. P. CLEMMOXNS MANAGER Corner Florida & Main ® GUY W, TOPH f PROPRIETOR Phone 279 The Sanitary Market 3 ; : er. 4 5 . .. | ‘Phone: Office 141, Rweldence 22. 5 of their party, to learn that there : . . | “I'se got 'ligion—-"ligion, I tell you! 3 ; It is the curse of small communi- : Bryant Bldg. Lakeland, Fla. : q von't be a vacancy of any sort at the {1\ SO S AL | ooy fine, brother! | You are go. | Br7aat Blde Florida and Western Meats of All Kinds disposal of Governor Trammell un- T A : ing to lay aside all sin?” DR. W. 8. IRVIN 'r is able to attain a rank growth ? . til away )})fldfl next August and and to make life unpleasant for that Yes, sah. s DENTIST FrCSh N egetables fi MOther S Bl‘ead that he will have only one or two “You're going to church? \ Oh! Look At This! It pays to buy good goods. Why not come round and see our line of suits and overcoats, which have just arrived from New York. All the lat- est styles and fashions at very low prices. Also Cluett Peabody Shirts and Williams Kneeland Shoes. We :o(:ltth :Ix:s :\f':m::l:, ::;j:d ::::‘l“':"r low minds to abandon, and the lic| “.f:"! them to rezard . Kflodllim' of TUCKER & TUCKER, l h l : : | less injury in the esteem of the peo. | '© 1eM Was perfectly as goo? as the | ¢ €dit as a reeular thing with me —Lawyers— aiso have a fu l hne Of youths and ‘ ple of lh’nl section in consequence | rathe T“m(‘ Ilrfu‘ S mm(,l it, and when lhmondo Bldg. b ’ l h. f i Govermor Colqultt; of Tesan. wembes | («nn;alcn-r assassination is the \“(lli(:“lL\\un\!"tog:m;’;; ;lld roa‘:ly and | Lakeland, Florida OVS clot lng 0 the best material, and { Q . { moct despicable of our unpunishable | WIURE. An established credit is a . ] of the blal.fl :.i(‘h(ml.lvulw.nnk “"“l"‘lfll'imps and the gossip fs "l:: rophiet, big asset. and the only Way to it JHO0. 8. EDWARDS prlces never before heard of in Lake' ! SRR~ Tie BN L HOMG OF Wuth | perpetrator and perpetuator.——Mia- | And Keep it is to constantly cmploy Amm"“'n" the story and that it is a pure in- vention. And, we may add, obvious- ly a malicious one. mi Herald }Thanks—Sixe Hopes So Too. | I have thought of that action 4 Office in Munn Building LAKELAND, FLORIDA. land. We don’t mind showing the | Thar good many times since I have al- @D & H D mm CUStomers our gOOds and apprCCia‘e ' e [ e l.:n!w.lnnd Daily Telegram hae | ways prided myself on not borrowing | Givil Engineers and Architects lli.s:(~|1s51nt.! the question of that passed the first milestone and is bet- | meney. And I paid cash on the spot|© Rooms 212-215 Drane Bldg. any favors' tew judeship recently created up in ter than ever. Editor Hetherington | for everything that 1 bought. LAKELAND, FLA an—— Duval county and judgships in gen-|deserves the loyal support extended | looked upon people who lmxmhx@hmphfle land !!.fl;"flu‘;ll 8ur. eral, the Ocala Star gives its opinion to him by the citizens and business thines on credit as rather peor fi- veys, examination, re o.t 6! the qualities needed to make a men of Lakeland. 1In the Telegram | nanciers. Blue| rh‘tln‘ e god judge, and a sensible opinion ¢ undoubtedly has the best daily But a few months ago 1 wanio! 5 - \ A " ra- | paner § Florids i 3 Fag | it. is, too, although somewhat at va- | pape r.m south Florida for the size ot | some money—a small amovnt ang A 7 MACDONOUGH. riance from the ideal which the tra- 1he paper and the field May the | for only a month. 1 went to 4 bank , ditions of the bar have handed dowr. "I‘c legram extend and prosper and wkere T had kept a deposit fo‘r m»r o s to us. After a jab at the corporation may Hetherington's pocketbook ex- fiftcen years, and they 3 [ hering X years, v askel me to ! Jewest in Bungal igning l‘ev I lawyer as a person not suited to the tend until he will have to use his deposit good bonds as con:\t'(rnl v: ” -y o ! OSEPH AY T — g bench by virtue of his corporation leanings, the Star says: “The proper man for a judgeshis is an experienced lawyer of general surplus in a diamond necklace for his most deserving and delightful Little helpmate, Mrs. Hetherington —Sanford Herald. e S——ewm - Room 6 Deen & Bryant Bldg. Lakeland, Florida, VOTE “YES” TOMORROW. the ful] amount of the loan. My friend could borrow by simply sign. Ing a note. T had to give ample se. curity.—National Monthly. ’ 118 Kentucky Avenue Lakeland