Lakeland Evening Telegram Newspaper, November 11, 1912, Page 4

(he Evening Telegrain Gblisled cvery afiersoon (rom e Leptucky buildiag, Lakeland, Fla. Luwicd in the pn;wmte at Lake- end Florida, as wail matter of the wonrd clasa. HETHERINGTON, A J. HOLWORTHY veiness and ('inulatiun Manager. v 7 EDITOR. SUBSCRIPTION RATES Jne year . ... six months Three mouthf ... {elivered anywhete withip the imite of the City of Lakeland e 10 cents 8 Woek, Prop the <ame office is issued r{E LAKELAND NEWS « wekly newspaper giving s Tfes mme of local matters, crop copdl-| county affaira, etc. Sent wwywhere for $1.00 per year. tong, | when they crowd ont a lot of ‘und2- 0BOIOFOIOIOIOEOFOFOIF0 o sy o wort RUMINATIONS oneral joy It a po- | . the other day at thej nog in me 1. mizht dimi f our Limocratic friends —of= litical party remains ont in the cold leng enough to contracy ¢ ifhl'liu- ns cvonen 10 conras e § JNCLE HENRY § rot smile when the boys ¢ Lon\.'lmw-ofo*"*o"°"°*°"°f°"v in and sit by the fire—eshec ml!)l trubble they is in the world comes sirables.’ from saving the wrong things to pe- “The to win either whether Wilson Progrescives in Florida way the coin | b or Roosevelt | stood fell, won. ' “It is too mu-h to cxneet the Bull (oo, Moose to kill off more _than o rarty ag a time. It must be admit- we did a good ioh with the Re We phraseology - right things to peple. in this town. ¥ to a poor man with 2 good | appertite and stummick that it s 1+l to be poor? He knows it good free i blican party ti:cr on the subjeck. | would$ay to srial nan.” “Within two and a without party organization ont funds for pecessary expenses the {Jchn D. Rockefeller who haint got no stummick wuth speekin of, and {ii 1 was talkin to John D. I would (not speek that way. | would say half months, with- ———— Every time you turn the corner you come in contact with ant for the Live Oak postoflice job Live Oak Democerat And by merely changing the name oi the town that item will tit into | the columns of nearly every newspis per in the United es. There's 1 mighty sight of “hongry™ Democrats in this country after sixteen vears of total abstinence ernment provender. an aspir- now from gov- 1 0 And little Tommy Watson up in Georgia he is again a man without a party. He flopped just in time to £o down with his ship. 11 the Geov- gia Democracy ever tikes him back it degerves the worst that can hap- | pen to it. Tom must feel like ex- patriating himself rather than live in a land polluted by the presence of two such disreputable characters as Woodrow Wilson and William ). Bryan, both in the saddle while Tom a political outeast, #naws a file as RIS ST, And now they are talking about the new State of West Florida, the pomoters of the scheme holding | thay that section, by virtue of ity geography, climate, products, ete., Las little in common with the rest of the State, and if it does it will include all llmt‘ part of the State west of the Suwan- river. ; ‘\.«» started ont [ militant. | | monocle in frong of t! It may come some day, + 1 Frogressive party in Florida has '""how much worse than the pangs of Jrived. We have done exactly What | g o the pangs of hunger. Any- o do. We o havelyoage can talk, just like any boddy hite party in Flori- !vm pound nales, some better and young, - clean, VigOrous.| ... worge but all can make a stag- Its personnel will be men ger at it, but it aint every boddy and high standing infp0 on bild a house and it ain: the State who will command the \.re hoqdy that can do there talkin | 1espect of the electorate. From this '« as to perduse good results and day the Demoerats must nominate ‘ulh such. Espacially it is not right sood, clean, competent men for of-! te pam off our grouchiness as wis- fice and stand for something andi g, oy peple that haint ben hero | 1ot content themselves with the rac: long enough to know better. The\ question. is peple which if a muskecter wa. "We are elated over the result.” s keep them awake for ten min- utes some night would tell for ever! afterwards world without end that they haint had a good nights rest Woodrow Wilson is 56 years ol 1 pioriga for the muskeeters, I He has a charming and 1 e tells me that, 1 know he is too wife and three charming daughters, "murhy to know he is lying, His daughters all look mach more what of the man who has just goi like him than like their “Ihere? e heres thag and he thinks They are all grown and up (it is 0, and may he he goes on to His firet AT I8, ) Thom ianother town where he thinks there he has not used it for many rade a second w do. IR of st ance SOME PACTS ABOUT WILSON years. Hh o i H aint so manny muskeeters though They called him Tommy in ""I""g"'\liln Ay they is a good many more. He does net u<e iobacco. Drinks They is peple here which says Lake- a Httle wine sometinees avd » Seote |y wg iy the dirtvest town in the U Highball when very tired. Buttoer- and when you tind out how much travellin they have done in thére cirreer you will find they haint ben no place but here and some little {town far from the mad crouds where [ the peple don't move around fast trepough to stir up the dust. Everv day they is peple comes here wh milk is his favori‘e bheverare, Hoois nearly blind in iis rvizht | ag the vesalt of an accident iu ronth. When oye reading hie holds o ameged eve, His favorite yoe at he walks muck He never deinks fe, ion is goli water ol (s travelled far and wide, and what do they say? They s Man alive, s from 9 1y 12 howrs out of ! Yosay =0 but | THE EVENINS TELEGRAM. LAKE! D, NOV. 11, 1912, A LITTLE NONSENSE NOW AND THFN An Ungracious Ad. \‘ombnt won't you take e (X ! come space in our lodge program I offen refleck that lots of the| “Guess I'll have to,” said the mer- chant. pl. and most of the rest of the trul-| n the world comes from not say- It is, What is the | ¢rough without convinein him fur-, kim how awfull iy must be to be like | ]umn of my Ii‘l traffic, e This will almosy wrmln-lm' 3 § | il AR _ Iy deave the capital of West Florida Likes antomobiling, e oftm ““rl SRR i oive e ) e ! ad ok thing vou have got here?' And, where it now dsat Tallahassee, and coes ty sleep v e moticn | vey peple whieh hag never 1 A wWill necessitate i new capital for Heis o shortimnd and typewritin w.‘ gil ) ..l i y ".“'“‘ B ;m the remainder of the State. A cvpert Werites all his cpeecins, e 1 l“,' f'" e Nr"“'. L b cim™ cities being excluded from tines td books bt way e s oy |A:||-I"|‘I|U| I’“-”‘ ".'»"I‘ el J that competition, the choice would 11 “Gradinm c o™ o ghorthn e il R s vatorally fall on Lakeland, as we 1 v et e inehe s el ! L0 el i have betare vemarked, there heing a o pontd (“'. i "\.\ 1. i combination of advantages both nat- He can run q Iomile ol : j‘." L RO OOt B aral and antificial, here not 1o b raes withony Josing inis e e sl Illierag o found anywhere e cither inor ong Distil i v displa : (\',H.‘ \\‘“ SOl J““- L A o Florida Except 1 tow thoasandg vy -‘ll‘\ll\\'h w,’ ‘,1 Hl ":“‘\ n‘.l “ 0 Yieh he d from i sal Sy Qi S President-elect Wilson as one of the B'0OReY 08 property tevin to make her ,[.,l o, the ' tioct emphatic and effective gdvo- i Consider: Z ks Dod not ot g dicenrrize i ;;1‘ : cates of the initiative and veferen- Tiere are 13 0o LA (€T OR s TR ‘,‘, \G ‘| “‘,,.‘ : dvne 1 our memory seeves us well ! A m m’ Lakeland \‘v\ 0 : y‘l \ . MeoWikkon bad very little fo say on ) ! tie poo fortin 1' ;\x,.,,\ ‘v' the subivet during the campaign v' e prosiden 1 v' : i v‘ oy w‘ \ toopd Felevra 1 ! ) g ' | We very clearly ¢ mher thot on : o 1 i : ral - ooen «durin the van ! e . o peion Mo Wilson, in outlining L ‘ i 4 ] nmool v \ prin nith, W ey i i dothe initiat 1 eteren t tod din mon tl " i i did n Y Wedan 1 4 ne o halthearted v onig | sl - el unreseryy n tact i voWhen g youngy n ‘ A : cuthinsiasm to 1 \ iion ' I 5 ’ the theor ol \ \ ! 1 they TR &) b poop Bt he o veln nister P ) 1| ! ! ! 1 . rod mee!f un d e 5 ' | 1 omeasn ] 1 \ 1 y ¢LD MAN JO CAN . 0 1 \ P 2 § % : vANS ol impo hine O 1 nd t W i foe Jackson " ol ; d > X v tion ' tiskers Do \ K Sl A : Ky, wher \ 12 i 1 ‘,l. N P S CUR FLORIDA LL MJosEn tely & W beoo . . \ ‘v : i A GO0D LosER \ f feotic t Me Wiy \\“l Is . o 1 ¥ il 4 t ) p \ e § ¢ i Demoorat 7 : 1 woto N e oo ‘ wiiskers, In : \ ) ' et v Pre - Rambler b 6 ¢ And what shall be put in it?"” “Just say Wombat, the grocer, was stuck $10 for this space.” A Sad Accident. Bennie, aged 4, met Henry, a 5, and the following conversation ensued: “\Whatsamatter your head?” “Bumped it gna ceiling.” “Ona stepladder " “No. | was playin' 'ith my papa ona floor an’ | was sittin’ on his tummy."” “An' nen what?” “Papa sneezed.” Jack London, as a Musician. Jack London, when on a recent vizit to New York, was introduced te a musician in one of the x.opuhr Broadway cafes, says Judge. “l am a musician in a small way,’ suid London. My musical talent was once the means of saving my lite."” The musician was at once very nmich interested. “How was that?"” he asked. “There was a great flood in the boyhood,”” exclaimed London. *“When the water struck our house, my father got on a bed and floated with the stream until e was rescued.” “And you?" queried the musi “Well,” smiled London. “I companied him on the piano.” ian ac- Nota Lill' Exactly. “Wa'll,” answered Uncle lllll slow - Iy, as he thoughtfully studied lh. mllnu.' “l don’t know as I'd go so "far as to call him a liar exactly, bu: I do know this much: When feedin' time comes, in order to get any re sponse from his pigs he has to go* ,somebody else to call 'em for him. The Newest Skirt Caused a Blockade. The very newest and most daring tivided skirt--the skirt that set even French women gasping when i Sunday or two back it was first seen @ Auteuil - has made its appearanc cn Fifth avenue, It ca says 4 New York pay This latest of feminine i fashions | Was divided right up to the knee, b It was o rveal divide, too, mere simulation at the side or pretr pretense between the tootsies in the front. The police were o stiagse they did not know what to do One of the new Picture Fifth felt all aronnd the edues of his spick-and-+ It was n Patroln Avenue’'s Own, pian un form and. tinding no pins thers rushed into the store of one of tn mest exclusive importers of creations ard caused @ commotion !:) houtin for a cent's worth of ping. e folr sure that the unhapny divide was due to that called AssEtanee accident sympathy and Some of those who said they Jrdaes Qe d ty tasty fiat 4 \ But a man why si lared the woman hia in open work, sted that @ Tus fair companion got for s pain only the angry ejaculation: “Braz eir hussy, she ouzht to be aper The dress was purple, so was o hove and the ik afMairs that we aimost as visible O, do ok shricked ore wan fuy Ushe is wearing those new lon Russian poeple kid boots' “And pug sl s friend A wth women ' teeir heads the startling new gows \ down Fust Forty-Sinth stroet and was thoneht she esc ped Lo iz-Carlton amnt siyed to me, So in conclusion 1 v say ir oy Bave ot any ereevan tell it man or the men that i your ke irdens 1§ you have zot somethin coo A say it o the mon or th is most interrested. And just other folks ¢ for busition yon born (i Wav soniethin 1o say w d¢ N0 zood Licint yoeu hay wil geed. No more at present, UNCLE HE —_— Warning, Beware of the man ywt much, especially it it yoursely —y s \RY ho knows tog aged 3 1 l l sed a block | [ 4 Union Men WEAR Union Made Goods We want to announce that we carry a complete line of Carhart «o Hap Grade OVERALL and work pants, as well as a complete line of union made shoes. MURRELL WHITE STAR MARKE GUY W, TOPH P. CLEMMONS PROPRIETOR MANAGER Phone 279 Corner Florida & Main The Sanitary Market Florida ard, Western Mezts of All Kinds Fresh Vegetables’ " # Mother’s Bread h! Look At This! It pays to buy good goods. Why ilui come round and see our line o'f suits and overcoats, which have just arrived from New York. All the lat- est styles and fashions at very low prices. Also Cluett Peabody Shirts and Williams Kneeland Shoes. We also have a full line of youths' and bovs’ clothing of the best material, and prices never before heard of in Lake land. We don't mind showing the custemers ovr goeds and appreciate any favors. JOSEPH LeVAY 118 Kentucky Avenue Lakeland