Lakeland Evening Telegram Newspaper, November 7, 1912, Page 6

-i’ safcty Pase or Orchic, Sasily |pins thai a the flower at the 2dds Much to App-irange | breast or wherever the corsage bou- ¢f aa Evening Gown. ‘quet is worn. o | Make a huge rosc of Llack velvet if | Bridge Maxims. you need a little extra 1oach of smart- | A good partner is rather to be chos. wess for your eveiing or tea gown.! oo ¢nan great hands. The rose is formed «f a dozen orj yack of all suits Is master of none. eighteen petals, cut in the graduated | 4 gool and his aces are soon parted. sizes pertalning to the natural flower. .y g long suit that has no return: elghteen petals, cut in the graduated | ing. toudation caslly made of firmly| “maye care of the trumps and the twisted chenile. To make the petals | yyeyg will take care of themselves. sppear crisp, the velvet instead of A little 10-ace is a dangerous thing. being doubled, as Is done in making Bridge table conversations corrupt exotics of thin material, s smoothly g00d manners. :c‘“:dn‘;: °'¥h':d:e::m;:$;'$ A woman s known by the trumps 3 . she keeps. g B e frmeecs aod | TBO Wages of bridgo is debt. yot they will be sufficiently flexible ol The proof of the bidding is in the :'he“‘u“ “{ :'mm"'““”"" proper shape i oy honor is not without profit, save the dummy. Fasier to shape than the rose is the - Sy orchid. This, also made of velvet and Coiffure Modes. coarse net, has six long and slender petals with pointed ends tied at their | Fringes both straight and tcurlz tips with slender golden threads. An | 8till persist, but ouly & few 8 Te:d olive, such as is employed in cunnec»! of hair are cut upon th.e ;;rel ) tion with military loops, is the best | Puffs and curls are arrang from toundation for a velvet orchid, and ml back to front instead of following the ene end of it the wider ends of the | 1ine of the brow, and the dl'ellifrz: is petals may be securcly fastened. done very softly and with a strong This will leave a point pmtrud]ngl bias in favor of the side parting. trom the heart of the exotic, but one ! There arc no longer any cofls show- which may be beautiful concealed un- | ing on the top of the head, but tho der n catlix group of seven yellow | back is covered with pufls so soft and silk Fonch Lnots, The other half flat that they lock iike waves. ; <] AKE them better acquainted next pay day by briaging them together ir this bank. You can always afford to put something in the bank. Start with your next pay cnvelope. FIIST NATIONAL BANK OF LAKELAN TON'T GET TRAPPED fi "ok INTO POOR PLUMBING ¢ merel bhecanse it seems cheaper, 1t i only seeming, It may be the dear when Miss Kitty Dorland came down | for several ¢ THE EVELNING TELEGRAM, LAK Jedadis HETR AR Events of !mporiance Happened and Were Duly Noted. i w3 t-2ad . Fod 4 Eckivd By DONALD ALLEN. There swore excitement in the ' XOF. 7 J B n 0% o could run de d to his employ s biting you?” ot pla¥ing wild man for myi 0 t to have my back salary to- morrown or 1 quit!™ i “I'll zive you ten of it, if we Imv«t luck, the reply. | “[ want every stiver of it!” | | “Wi heal: 1 “You kuow you can't strike another Job if you lcave me, while I can get | sleepy oid vidage of Farmville than doZ--“l tellows to fill your place.” had b Event had followed event until Dea- con crs had stood on the post- office =t+ps and wiped the sweat from his brov and said: “By heck, if this thing keeps up we shall have a railroad and dry goods drummer in here before we die:” The events were of importance enough to be recorded in chronological order: First, the widow Bevins sued Elder Jarvis for breach-of-promise and was given a verdict of one hundred dollars. That was ten dollars a year for the ten years he had been courting her. Secondly, close on the heels of the widow’s suit had come a gale of wind that had twisted the spire of the Bap- tist church until it resembled a gigan- tic corkscrew. Some of the congrega- tion were in favor of a new spire at once, and others argued that time] should be given Providence to twist it back at its own expense, 1 In the third place, Aunt Hannah | Doty, who laid claim to being a sev-| enth daughier of a seventh duughter.; \ predicted thet the judgment day was only thirty Jduyvs off. man had come along and sold 28 of | the good books in one day, and vachi book was couspicuously displayed on the parlor center table, Fourthly, Mr. Gerald Walters, a young man, had come down from the city for the fall shooting, and was stopping at the tavern. There was nothing but a few stray chipmunks to shoot, but Mr. Walters wasn't making any fuss alout it. Ile was the first | all shooter that had cver appeared in the village, it Mr. Walters hadn’t been | shooting at chipmunks but four days from the city to stay with her grand- parents for a few day There was wondering hor arrival | He Couldn't Gain a Foot. 1 kuown for 20 years before. | No onc put en- ' ; | tire faith in Ler prediction, but a Bible | . | escape from bondage and become r over her, and | many of the houscholders did not go to bed until the unholy hour of 9:30. It was generally considered that fever- toinvestment you ever made. 1T your fmmily's and your own health are anything to you get the best plumbing you van. We are ready to - - Lakeland Vi , 4 ¥ estimate on doing that kind for you. frdvare & Plunbing o, R. L. MARSHALL CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER Will foraisk plans and specifications or will follow any plans azd specifications furnished. SUNGALOWS A SPECIALTY. 1 me ohow you some Lakeloud Lomes I have built, Phone 267-Green. You have a house to sell or wish to purchasg one; in £ act, you desire ty buy or sell anything in the line of . this is my specialty. See me before you close a deal. information given cheerfully ang freely. Q ~ ; heat had been reached, and that the excitement must now gradually sub- side. They were all wrong. Sixthly, bills were posted for a cir- cus to show at Farmville. It was the usual Mammoth Aggregation, but it had one feature never shown before in any circus on the face of the globe. It had a wild man from Africa who lived on raw meat and bananas, and who had to be kept chained in a cage. The name of the wild man was “Zam.” He consumed sixteen pounds of raw meat daily, and on top of that, | my best cow!” three times a week, he devoured a | (Copyright, 1912, by the McClure Newss bunch of bananas. He was the strongest man, wild or tame, this world ever saw. He. could kill an elephant at one blow. 1ie could run down the ostrich or tear a lion limb from limb. At a certain point in the performance he would be taken from his cage by three men and paraded around the ring. For three or four days previous to the circus all work in and around Farmville was stopped, and for the first time in twenty years staid old citizens forgot to shut the hen house door or feed the pig at sundown. On the morning of the great day itself the strain was 8o intense that Deacon Chambers was impelled to say from the postoffice steps: “I guess the ontside world will know where Farmvil' - after this! I've al- lus told you fe. ..s that we’d have our boom when the sign come right, and here she are!™ It wasn't much of a circus, even for a village. There was an aged elephant, a wreck of a camel a giraffe whose neck reached out for auything eatable, while the tumbling and riding could | have been beaten by a lot of farmers’ The wild man was the draw. | He was in his cage in the procession | ‘,‘“‘A" to be stiil” In a few minutes and now and then he beat | | boys. id called out. But th fore 0. happened the day be. | I adn’t caught on | \“O%°¢ ing across the country the '*° That was about all, except tlut‘ “gam” planned a plan to be carried out at Farmville, and it was carried out. !le went ahead and ate his raw meat and bananas and shouted all right, but when he was taken out of his cage to be paraded he whispered to his employer: “Do | get the back salary?” “Go on with you!” “Do I get it?” happened on this green earth before and will never happen again. “Zam" tarew off his yoke of slavery then and there. He yelled. He whooped. He casi away his chains, and after seizing Aunt ifannah Doty by the body and throwing her across the sawdust ring he made a break for the tent entrance and went running down the highway. No more raw meat and bananas! No morc “greatest exhibition on earth,” | for the Ringtailed Circus. put what has all this to do with ss Kitty Dorland and Mr. Gerald | Simply that Mr. Walters ow that Miss Kitty was with- | andred miles of him, and ;iu‘i . Simply that Mr, Walters was at the | circus and Miss Kitty wasn't. Simply | that Mr. Walters came very near be- | ing rough-housed instead of Aunt Han- nah. Simply that when “Zam” left the tent Mr. Walters was at his heels, and Miss Kitty was walking in her grand- father's daisy covered meadow a mile awuy. Mr. Walters was a good sprinter, | and he put forth every effort to over- haul the dangerous menace striving to | terror to a peacefel community, Te! couldn’t gain a foot, but he was game | to hang to the trail as long as he the sitting under chake oft pur her within a o (0 e W d he must ot She saw him—she shrieked - prang up- saw Mr, Walters lumabering along, and then she fainted oud keeled over, nething told her that it was a wiid man from Africa, | and that he intended to make cat's | meat of her, and it was quite sensible i of hgr to faint. She fainted so quick- | Iy tRat she didn’t hear him call to! her: “Don't be scared, Missy! man in disguise!” And she was dead to the world as he checked his pace long enough to add i “I don't blame her a darned bit! I'm only a Tope it will cost old Ringtail ten ‘r* ' bones extra! ] “Zam" got into the woods and pur- | suit was off. Mr. Walters, puffing and 1% blowing, came up to find a good look- ing girl huddled among the daisies, and he ran to a brook and got water | - in his hat and sopped her face, mak- | ing the usual mess of it. By and by | Miss Kitty found herself sitting up ' and saying: “Oh, that horrid thing!” “But it's gone."” “And you were so brave! take me home.” | At a slow walk, and leaning ln-uvily\‘ on his arm, grandpa’s was reached. It was reached again that evening, and | the next day and the next. In fact Mr. l Walters felt it his duty to pay a call | at least once a day until sure that the | wild man had returned to his mother | in Michigan. And all this resulted in | Deacon Chambers speaking from the postoffice steps for the third time and | saying: i “Darn my hat, but what do you fel-| lers think now?” “What {s it?” i “That chipmunk killer and the gal that fainted away are sittin' up nights together, and if that don't mean love and marriage I'l saw the horns of? Please | | | paper Syndicate.) Quick Answer. Barbara's mother wished to teach the little girl the preclous lesson of | self-control, so she allowed her to eat | two chocolate creams, then she put ! o third one on the table and said, | “Now, Bab, this is yours, too, but I want you to save it. While I am out of the room you say, ‘Good St. Joseph, help me!"" When the lady returned there was no chocolate cream in sight. Barbara, however, offered an explanation with. out being asked. *‘Oh, mother,” she cried dramatically, 1 sald, ‘Good St. Joseph, help me!’ and he said, ‘Help yourself, little girl, just help yourself.” So of course I did.” —Lippincotts, New Theory Regarding Cocoanuts. The Fort Scott Tribune tells of a small boy in that town who was read- ing & book and between every line he would ask a question. After he had got through asking, “Why is a cow?" ! the father got disgusted and said: “Now, Frank, I will let you ask me | !jusf_ one more question, then you will 'rank looked up and asked, “Papa, | CO Coct ts grow?” “Why, certainly, ed the man, The boy | for some time and! 1, “Why, I thought | | mo | Then occurred a thing that never g ‘N. A. RIGGINS ki i I We give the "“most now it we are anxious to give 5o o A A LIFE TIME | I am going to retire {ro's a-iive business and in ordse to do this I am offering my entirc stock of Dry Goods, Notioms, ete., ABSOLUTE COST (t you want ;o make $i do the work of 86, come te my si0re snd lay In » supply of Spring and Summer Goode. Everytding will be slasbed to rock bottom prices, including LAWNS, LINENS, GINGHAMS. PERCALES, CHAMBRAYS fILKS, SATINS, SHOES, HOSE. Come and See My Line. 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