Lakeland Evening Telegram Newspaper, September 12, 1912, Page 8

) { : PAGE EIGHT. ¥ L A Cataastrophe. ! A woman in one of the wards in { the Rhode Island hospital was in- } formed she had appendicitis and won'd have to be operated on at once. Much frightened, she reluctantly con- gen‘ed ard was conveyed to the op- erating rocm. One of the doctors had 4 : ecommenced to administer the ether e ’ and her eyes were closing languidly, ! whea he discovered he had forgotten to laquire if she had false teeth. He ¢ quickly removed the rubber cap, and 5 shaking her slightly, he said: “Have ? you anything loose in your mouth?” Then, as he made a move to put his hand in her mouth, she opened her ayes wildly and exclaimed: *“Noth- ing but my tongue, doctor, and for God's sake don't cut that out, too!"— National Monthly. Law Laid Down to Butchers, ! Paris butchers of the sixteenth cen- ' tury must have been rather rough in thefr :nanners. ' sued wherein the butchers were “ex- pressly enjoined not to ill treat or use abusive language to the ladies ot this city, or the women of low degree, or the servant mzids who propose to s deal with them. They are on no ac- coun! to mock or deride the said la- g dies, women and maids, but are to \ receive politely all offers made to ' them for their goods.” This order was formally announced In the streets of Paris to the sound of the trumpet. Moving Pictures Popular. ' In a recent number of the Dally : Consular Reports are collected memo- randa from cities and towns in varl i ous distant parts of the word showing the universal quality of the popular interest which the moving pictures excite. England, Japan, Turkey, Mex- fco, Indla, Australia and the islands of the sea all have the same story to tell: wherever the cinematograph goes it finds an instant and sustained welcome. Modern Axiom. Work hard and deny yourself while ! ‘ you are young, so that when you are old you may have things you cannot wajoy --Life, i Encouraging Him. Bashful Youth—“I'm so afraid to #oe your father. Did anyone else ever ask him?* The Maiden—"Yes, Ar- thur, and they suffered llke heroes.” ~Tho Club-Fellow. In 1670 a decre was is- | Baker Suffocated in Dough. A baker employed in an East end bakery in New York city met with a strange death some days ago, when he fell Into a huge steel cup used for mix- ing dough. The cup is stationary, but a number of steel paddles operated by electricity revolve about its interior, stirring the dough. A piston operating these paddles extends from the roof. The man mounted to the top of the cup with a pail of flour to throw in as a mixer. He grasped the moving piston and his hands slipped throwing him headfirst into the dough and the 1 revolving paddles. The foreman heard him scream, and shut off the power immediately, but life was extinct. Nearly Caught by Old Swindle. { An American in the Spanish town {of Valencia has very ncarly fallen a ‘ vietlin to the burled treasure swindle lat the hands of the proprietors of a fashionable boarding house, where he was a paying guest. Their story was | that a certain French banker had fled | trom France, after defrauding his cli- lents of $800,000. He had, however, quarreled with another banker and killed him, thus being condemned to imprisonment for life. The American received some spurious documents re- lating to the place where the treasure was hidden and eventually the swin- dlers stated that, in exchange for 9,000 pesetas, the supposed banker would disclose the whereabouts of the box containing $800,000. Several days la- ter the swindlers were cleverly caught by the police, who sent them a tele- gram signed by the American accept- ing their offer, and at the same time making an appointment. Saving Old Trays. When a japanned tray becones old and chipped, give it two coats of white paint and one of enamel, the bottom as well as the top. Stand it on the edge to dry after each coat. It will be found as good as new, as well | as very pretty. The enamel is easlly | renewed. The Line. A girl makes this distiuction be- tween white lies and fibs: She tells ! fibs to her chum and white lles to her beau. Invention Credited to France. The first guns were made of wood, jand are sald to have originated in France. TAMPA, FLORIDA 3 We Are Now in Our New and Permanent Quarters 314 Franklin Street, Phone 251, : The Most Complete Line of Sta- hiv tionery and Office SupplicsinState The Shaw-Clayton Stationery Co. FOR SALE ahogany guarantced, 350, Will sell for $225 on smal! | monthly payments. Write quick to P } O, box 123, Lakeland, Fla. ©-9-6p ! Piano, good as n w case, 0+ FOR SALE—5 passenger touring -ar; fine condition, or will ex-' change for part payment on Lake- iand real estate. Address Box 53¢ Lukeland. 8-10-tf FOR SALE---Indestructible pitch pine fence and irrigation posts. The best from Lee county. K. E. Dam- kohler, Fort Myers, Fla. 9-7-1'.';).‘ FOR SALE—25-horse power boiler and 25-horse power air lift, whlchi pumps 350 gallons of water per min- ite. Apply to W. K. McRae. 6-19-tf FOR SALE CHEAP-—A Wheeler & ’ Wilson sewing machine, nearly new ! Mrs. Mary L. Tyler, 502 Kentucky | avenue, North Lakeland, Fla. PIANO BARGAINS— New pianos gnaranteed tone and quality, only $ | cash, balance small monthly pay- | ments. Write for catalogue and fu'i information. Address P, & hox 412 Lakeland, Fla, Natiin ! FOR SALE--Three gallon milel: | cow. Inquire Dr. N. L. Bryan. Phon 200 Red. H-l0-6t FOR SALE- One 6-room aid two lots, Size of lots, 116x1 in Dixieland at end of Mi hous ouri ave nue. Terms cash, Price (1 Voo Bell 1660 FOR SALE Cheap; canary bird Apply at the Telegram oflice ti FOR SALE Three 1-room cot tiazes On time. So much per month | AT Larae room J0 WL Seally {tiuck garden. Kentucky avenue and | iiyop of three leading sowthern va- e — WHEN you think of McGlyaay For bg rains i ' Bldg. Phone g, Wiii build your hou ~du your plumbing, 1, ! forth, roof your ho. :‘ A€ usu eall . iueky Ave ’ NOTICE i When in necq "gu to Jennings ‘thing new ung ng Union shop Phone MISCELLANEOUS | If you want 1o ‘—_———-—————': wan in town, b et TS /.4 { | tailored suit. 1y i Bring us your pictures to frame.|NOU perfect, doyt - NOTICE. ! Lakeland Book Store. 7-24-tf ] 9-6. MURR! oy e - 2 | PR SEA R 'WO FURNISHED ROOMS—In| (. \mpn Bocwith bicycle, Ap-| THREE CENts reodern house avenue. 414 South New York | 9-2-t¢. | | ey A inn i ply at Henley's Drug Store. 9-4-tf. | for clean cotton vy By L £ Full line both Waterman ldeal! ‘|~01‘( R:" ; “‘..0 Dokl m.;.mslm"?wd Parker Lucky Curve Fountain| rooms. Apply at 514 South Tennes-, o) o gp a1 times, Lakeland Book|™ ¢+ avenue, 9-5-6p | s 7-24-t8 Best stationery 4 | Store. e FOR RENT--One or two nice cooi | i i rcoms, furnished. Phone 21 Red. | For FIRE, ACCIDENT, IJI“'\Tl‘l a.1.t¢. | GLASS, and STEAM BOILER IN-' pikarg s FOK RENT—One furnisned bed- | SURANCE, see D. H. SLOAN, Pea- signs displayed « room. Apply 310 West Lemon St.|C0cK building. Phone 342. 4-6-tf | just now makine 8-24-tf| WHEN vou think of harness, ivroperty. FOR RENT—One good office roen "think of McGlashan—that's all. 9-12 either furnished or unfurn.shed, in | Biggest line girls' and boys' and the Drane buiflding. Apply to H. J.|ckildren’s books ever shown in Lake- HARNESS, sudil - ars. McGlashn Lakela 289 W. E. Tyler Drane. 6-29-tf 1and just recefvel. Lakeland Book . FOR RENT-—Furnishea rooms, | Store. 7-24-t¢ o :‘“7 Though: 610 East Lime street, near Lake | ? our MeAt We re vfio o ey, S | Come in and select some Of OUT|dered again line f. Qe \Morton. 8-24-tf | .isp new books for boys. girls and |deed, to somehody : TIFOR - RENT--One nice lurmsn--i1 ohildren before the lot is picked over. |much good staying 'r - room. Mrs. L. A. Rennolds, corner! s big shipment just received. Lake- ferson. South Massachusetts and Cedar St |1and Book Store. 7-24-tt —— - 8191 Now 1§ TIME TO HATCH DUCKS.| The Young and tre 0¢ FOR RENT--4-room house; 1arz¢ | \ve offer eggs for hatching in[p o i; r:'}’:"‘ A i g that he will i with an ald forget that . North street. Apply on premises. | oiios Buff Orpington, Pekin and 9-11-61 | 1pdian Runners—both English and i American standards. FOR SALE-—Best all-round pony J. H. WENDLER, Z N Lorse in Polk county and good s [S-28-1m Lakeland, Fla. ew new rubber tired Barnesvitle tog For quick sales, list your vity [ buggy, with §23 set of harness. for | property with Pickard Bros, Dran $250, will trade for good real Hel2-tt te in Lakeland. W, Fiske John- son, Box 573, ’I-I‘_’Jfl FOR SALE On of Larzing our plant we have a H0-horse Blde. Two full sets Alger books for bny.fl' just received at the Book Store, 7-24-tf or Mr. Pittwmar begun work i ting, room cmended LOIS A. KLOPP. i Instructor of Piano, Vocal and Hay. j=uarante account en " woolens, lat pewer hoiler, S0-horse power enzine, now running, in good condition, tor sals eheap, WU for cash or \| mony. Days for Consultation: | ¥ it cliange for lamber. Lakeland Man-y Mondays and Thu“d“ys' H.ill':.? i : o w.12.t; 413 S. Fla. Ave. Phone 312 Blue. | Try him oo niaeturing be encircled by a By All Odds the Choicest Property Eber Put on the Market Right on the shore of Lakeland’s favorite Lake, Morton, which in a short time will The BON TON RESIDENCE SECTION of Lakeland lovely boulevard. To see it will be to buy one or more of the splendid lots in this addition. Each lot has now grow- ing on it, an average of six large, heavily laden orange or grape fruit trees, some of which trees will av- erage 25 to 40 boxes of fruit this year, and worth from $100 to $125 each. The fruit this year is reserved but next year it will belong to the purchaser. E~ch lot is within easy reach of a present sewerage system, city water, electric lights, and within ten mi .ies walk of postoffic. size and frontage. All lots have an easy slope to the lake securing excellent drainage. For a limited time these lots will be placed on the market at from $650 to $1,250, according to 8 per cent interest, S per cent discount for cash. These lots will be sold on terms, viz: one fourth cash, balance, 6, 12, and 18 months, To ensure this edition being select, the owners have incorporated in their deed a building restriction, - by which the purchaser will be required to build a house to cost not less than $1500. Now is the time to buy, while you have the whole addition to select from. The choice locations will soon be snapped up and the price of the remaining lots advanced. FOR FURTHER PARTICULARS INQUIRE OF The FLORIDA & GEORGIA LAND (© Phone 72, Munn Building Lakeland, Florida. ten days, see pijy,; XAN: PLUMBING ANy | CONSTRU iy Lieed iron, tin, pitch, GENERA!. TEAM \\ORK_p ture and piano moving (g pyy, Tailor Skop s rireeme—— ~ {4 Wes ia an % P, =