Lakeland Evening Telegram Newspaper, September 9, 1912, Page 2

fAGE Twu ) .QIFJ‘EW.‘ THE EVENING TELEGRAM, LAR ' oo iCs PUMPS Write, Wire or Arthur Masters, Sou. Agent LAKELAND, FLORIDA 1001010010050 G OBOPODHODOBOBODO P ¢ Members of the next Florida sen- ate and house, chosen in recent Dem- ocratic primaries. Members of the House of Represen- TANKS FOrO IOl OO0 QIQLOFOIONOR0 [Members [ of th Next Senate BRI« T Phone. OO A. Wilson, St. Augu St. Pierce. Dt Lucie--Otis R. FAIRBANKS MORS.. & CO GASOLINE, 0IL, GAS ENGINES TOWERS stine. Parker, TOTOC QPOFODO < POPOHOTOE and[]JHouse of Representatives § Fort Sumter—Glenn Terrell, Webster. tatives. Suwannee—lJ. P. Lamb, L. D. New- [ 4o faced infant, knowing that the Alachua-—J. €. Adking, Gaines-|lan, Live Oak. day would come when he would want ville; E. R. B. Kite, Waldo. Taglor -Enoch J. Havil, Shady | to chase himsell around the block, and Baker— Hamp Rhoden, Maccleny. | Grove, thus giving him an early start. He had Bradford- A. D. Andrews, Raiford; Volusia—Jolin A, Valzah, J. D.|an ]i".‘f““"‘i(““‘é he h"‘id a luimer(: f:‘:} \W. E. Middleton, Starke. Lconardy, DeLand. and a cook. amf; nancial arrange- Brevard - J. M, Sander, Cocon. Wakulla—G. -W. Tulley, Medart, :1’;";:’ l‘:eilt': hig cook as Miss Dillon had Calhoun— Luke Griflin, Blounts- Walton —W. 11, .\lnpo]es{ Laarel ;Vl'on Amflnda Jane, as she may town. Hill. now be called, called to look over a Citrus— J. . Stevens, Inverness. Washington—L. R. Howell, Pan-|“To Rent" flat the janitor called her Clay—E. D. Prevatt, Green Cove|ama City, attention to the fact that it wa: on Spring the sixth floor and no elevator. There- w(r.l;z:lm a—\W. 1. Feagle, RF.D, R The 1913 Senate fore, she would not be bothered with Lake City; S. D. DuPree, Lake City. First District—R. A. McGeachey, | orphans seeking homes or brokers in ¢ T Milton. gearch of advice; also, that a fire es- Hagy "('N’Z A WRrEE, Maw ! Sccond District—John P. Stokes, | cape was at one of the dining room DeSoto—W. (. Langford, Arcadia. Riiicie windows and ready for business day Duval- 1. L. Farris, St. Elmo Acos- Third .l)ifitrirt—-ll i Tisde and night. It would be her escape. It ta, Jacksonville. e i : iR was wide and roomy, and she could | Escambia—H. ¢, Clopton, Brents; (nrv}\illc‘ e il lay down a Persian prayer rug and Tomibe Mebieh, Pesscola: i||k:l]lsl‘tll District-—James N Wilson, tak: out ;1] chnlln; und"havg a ll:;:le ro;)f N TR Mov ala- | Pucads. garden all to herse: omething in vhi}‘c:Il:l.k“" £ H BRIDVG, AR Fifth District--3. I'. Roddenberry, | the poise of her head—the uplift of iy i s Sopchonpy. her eyebrows—the click of her heels (.ml:.don -8. 1. Strom, Greensbo- Sixtn District—James K. Droome. | on the stairs, told him that she had a ro; W. L. Taylor, R.F. ” 2 QUBG e : "| soul for poetry. If he were right, and ll'mnltml —John High, A, W. Mil- ks b Dhi he had never taken a barber for a ler, Jasper. ""M i Distnigtss il o ds Drane, poetess yet, what a place for inspira- Hernando - L. C. O'Neil, Brooks. |Lakeland. ! ville. Eighth District- -A, S, Wells, Tal- ilillsboro—R. R. Tomlin, Plant|'ehussec. i City; W. . Martin, Tampa. ‘\'"l“, District—Fred L. stringer, Molmes— K. A. Williams, Bonifay, | Brovksville. N Javkson—W. . - Beacham, Alli- l<:mh District-—Charles E. Davis, ance; W, L, McKinley, Campbellton, | Madison. Jefferson-—T. T, Turnbull, J. B. Eleventh District—W. F. Himes, Lacy, Monticello Tampa, Lake 0. A, Hangon, Leesburg; J. Tweltth District - . T, Culpepper, (i, Hateher, Umatilla Persy. Lee o Lo Al Hendry, Ft Myers. Thirteenth District — F, M. Iud- Leon L. C. Yaeger, Talahassec; |“on, Miami. W, A, ter, Woodville Fourteenth 1 istrict- 1. P, Cone, Levy- W, . Epperson, Broncon Lake City, lLatayette—J1. 11, Gornto, Mayo. Filtetnth Distri A Z Alkins, Liberty - R Hosford, Hosford Starke Madison M. L. Lestie, W M. Tay- Sinteenth District J. K. Calkins, ior, Madisou Fernandinag, | Manatee 1. M. Wilson, Miakka Seventeenth Distvict 0. 13 Johins i Marion Edwin or, Jr., Oca-|son, Live Oak, | la; L, S Lisht, it Eightenth District-—J, C. L'Engle, 1 Monrae '} les, M. B kronville, \ Dareell, Key Wi teenth District— A, E. Don I3 Nisean Havrey Goldstein, Fornan- | 2an, Kissimmee di \. Ozilvie, Callahan 1 Twentieth District -1 L. Carney, Orm Forrest Lake, Sanford; 8 |Ocala \. Robinson, Orlando, Twenty-tirst District =J. 8, Bliteh Osceola- 1L €0 Stanford, Kissim- } Montbreoke “I'll Move Out Tomorrow.” nwe Twenty-second District— D, A Pasco- I’ ¢, Mickler, Trilby. Fiulayson, Monticello tion that fire escape wouid prove in Polk— Robert Hancock, Fort Mesde| Twenty-third District—W, M. 1g- | the long RURHDEL CLOTHOOIS S ere: 10 Brows. Lakeland. ott, Bustia nings. Amanda Jane signed a yeuar's e Nl A . h lease. Putnam W, 8. Middleton, Pomo- Fwenty-fourth Distriet—W. 11, Whea Perry Chase Perry called to nas WA Russell, Palatka. Malone, Key West, look at a flat next door to that just Palm Beach- -1l L. Bussey, West Twenty-fiifth District—A. J. Mc- | rented by Amanda Jane, the janitor Palm Beach. Clelland, Blountstown, went through the same process, with Pinellas— John 8. Taylor, Largo Twenty-sixth Disteiet—11, M, | slight variations. There was the fire Santa Rosa-—J. A. Bryant, J. T.|Cooper, Punta Gorda. escape on one of the dining room win Fenn, Milton. Twenty-cighth District—J. M, dows. There was the frm'dn?m from Thirty-first District - L. W, Zim, |Conrad, Glenwood Chllers; thers Was & gmn_d e N _ 5 % L lumber yard and a brewery; \ St Augustine, Twenty-ninth - District=Max M. | waq the outdoor snuggery in whio} Thirty-sccond District 1. 11 Me- | Brown, Macclenny even without a prayer rug, one could Creary, Gainesville Thirtieth Digtrict- W, 11 McLeod, | sit and draw in inspin ¢ St Johns W, A MacWilliams, E. | Jasper vard. Something told that j [ Mr. Perry Chase Perry had a 1 for e == literature, like Richard Hurding Davig, ! aud i he Aever WE WILL MAIL YOU §1 MY LINE INCLUDES |been wrong: vhy lor et of old Fy Teeihsent Mr. Perry ( Perry signed a US. lighesi prices paid for old o year's lease. Gold r. old Watches, Broken £ There was one ove on tha fewelry and Precions Stones part of both janitors, and there was st oo i | Newspapers ore thing neither lossea failed 1o take Phila. Smelting & Refining Co. ESTABLISITED 20 YEARS 863 Chestnut St.. Philadelphia, Pa. : TO DENTISTS Gold \ Filinas, Gold = 1 1 Plat Hi W. Fiske Johnson| Loar s Negotiated i Sells Real Estate. 2 Snacialés Orang "y A . Conie and ! REAL ESTATF" | Magazines Stationery Post Cards AQI Y Cigars 1 1 cizewiere. see me before pur- Your ippreciated. Miss Ruby Danie! \L‘ WS bt:nd onia Theate PRt !*' “ad TR I ] Ends Happily. By CLYDE JOHNSON, A woman thirty vears old who in- vents poetry, has a cat and a canary, scorns the hobble skirt and has taken a vow never to marry, comes so near being an old maid that she may be herewith graded in that class. A man thirty-two years old, who feels that he has a mission o write a book, and who keeps a bulldog, owns seven different canes—has a cuckoo clock and laughs at the idea of woman being intelligent enough to vote, will pass in any country as an old bache- lor. Her name was Amanda Jane Dillon —good old-fashion Amanda Jane—and when addressed by her landlady she wanted the Jane to follow the Amanda in natural sequence. She had an in- come, and she had a rented flat and a cook. The cook was also rented by | the month. His name was Perry Chase Perry. Iis parents had so named him when into consideration. There were two flats. There was a distance of ten feet between them, but the building of the escapes huad cut the distance down to six fore, when Amanda Jane got ber e=cape, and Perry Chase Perry out on his, they would look into ¢ other's ey and read the s fact was d 3 fi%URTSHIP’ Love-1.aking on a Fire Escape | LLAND, l-‘I.A\., SEPT. ¥, 1812 ‘fiveat smakos, a woman!” Jlercy on me, @ man!” “And an oid maid, or I'm a goat!” “And an old bachelor, as I live!” “Ily George, but I'll move out tomor- row, lease or no lease!” “He'll elther go or I will!” There might have been more mental exclamations between the cowple but for the cat and dog. They caught sight of each other, and the one began to apit and the other to bark. It bas ever been so and always will be. In a min- ute the hubbub caused twenty heads, male and female, to appear at twenty different windows, and the mouths be- longing to those respective heads opened to emit words of different lengths and meanings. The bleached blondes led the procession, as usual: “Git on to his dorg!” “Put your dough on pussy!” “He's getting bald-headed!” “She's living on anti-fat!” Mister Perry Chase Perry chased in. In the morning he would lick every tenant in his flat and then sue the landlord for enormous damages. Amanda Jane chased in. In the morning she would also see a lawyer. ¢he would not only see one about the lzndlord, but ahout the man who had so brazenly occupled the other fire es- A;m Had he remained in his rooms | all would have been well. It was be- | cause of him she had been insulted in that outrageous manner and shel would lay her damages at $20,000 and | not a cent less. When morning came, however, no one visited a lawyer and no suits were begun. A night's reflection had brought different plans. For the next three evenings the escapes were va- cant, and the twenty tenants who were watching for more fun gave up in despair. On the fourth evening Amanda Jane and her cat and pad and pencll reappeared. Five minutes later Perry Chase Perry and his bulldog and cane and pad and pencil showed up. “There she is!” he whispered to himself. “The brazen thing!™ she whispered to herself. “Darn an old mald, anyhow!"” | “He's been jilted for sure!” | The cat and the dog saw each other | from the first, but made no hostile | moves. They are not to be depended on (0 act twice allke under the same circumstances, It was very quiet. | Amanda Jane sat with her head down and thought and thought and made strenuous efforts to find a rhyme for the word “huckleberry,” and Perry Chase Perry invented and rejected a dozen different names for the book he would some day write, Just one ten- ant looked out of her window, and after a peer and a peek she drew her head In ond mused to herself: “Now, iiien, why don't they coo and ! he sencible? I never heard of two peo- p!o falling in love on a fire escape, but | it can be done.” i There was just five minutes more of the heavenly peice, and then the bull | dog suddenly rernembered the cat. The ;(;n Lad climbed up on the railing of | the escape and was blinking her eyes in sleop. The bark of the dog, and { the rosh he made gave her a scare | #nd she lost her hold and went down to destruction ams from Amanda , and then she fainted, |\h! from Perry Chase Perr; fool of a dog leaped the ;ml went down after the cat. Hn wisn't going to let any grimalkin | Blugi him Ten minutes I covered consciousne later She was lying | on the lounge in her sitting room, and ‘ Mr, Perry Chase Perry was bathing her face with camphor brought in by 4 tenant—bathing her face with a | mother's care and saying to the other: “Poor girl! If she dles I can never forgive myself!" “My cat!” exclaimed Amanda Jane, as she sat up, “Dead, and so is my bulldog!" “But you—you—" “I rushed up here without a second'’s delay.” “But your dog?” “What is the welfare of a bulldog compared to that of a lady?” “You are «o, so kind!" da Jane as she let him hold her hand. Three evenings later, as one fire escape helid both people, that same woman looked out of her window again and saw them ard drew back to smile and say: “I knew they could fall in love, and they have! Why, folks can fall in love up a tree if the\ only make u their minds to jt!> . (Copyright, 1012, by Pre: m Associated Lit ss.) st —_— Girl Hote! Waiters in Mississippl. . The anti-tipping law enacted by the Mi sippi lecisiature at its recent ion has had the effect of causing hotel proprietors in several towns in Jane— | Amanda Jane re. | sighed Aman. | & backed by deeds. Shouting by merchants as to —the shorter, surer way. not wear as represented. 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