Lakeland Evening Telegram Newspaper, July 26, 1912, Page 7

PAGE SEVER \ND, FLA, JULY 26, 1912, THE EVENING TELEGRAM, wLAK Everything in auto supplies from Hls Grounds. | By a queer trick of politics an ig- rorant and pompous old darky was [ ] elected judge of a minor court in a cer- la i tain western state. In the first case ge s ; over which he presided he made a | culing so absurd that the lawyer whose ° case was affected by it saild: “This is A very strange ruling, your honor. Amva] Upon what grounds do you make t?" “What grounds—does you say? Why, dese yer' co'thouse grounds, of co'se!™ replied the judge.-—Judge. lamps for the front to license tags for the back, from tires that touch ' the ground to tools that hélp keep your car from going up in the air. Even it you think your car is fully Timber, Turpentine, Cut-over F 0 R SA I.. Lands, Choice Colinization Tracts at Low Prices, Florida Homes and Grovgs on High Rolling Land, Situated on Beautiful Lakes, Paying Str.lw- peary and Trucking Farms. Weguarantee a‘ll property just as represented by us For reliable information see Ohlinger & Alfield equipped, better come in and look around. There is always something new to be seen here. Three cowboys turned their po- nies into the corral and hurried off Peculiar Case of Poisoning. to the bunkhouse in search of their oamaarmowmm?mg 3 Metal poisoning from handling cop-| _ ~~ comrades. to | Per coins was the curious cause for Foot of Lakeland opposite New Depot, LAKELAND, FLORIDA. ok, boye,” shouted the At 101 ey recently assigned at West Ham, | FOOt 0 UNmN Mj"’ L e p 00 RIS R *‘““‘-“‘;-h “have you "e““" ‘d‘“’a“;‘;;' and | England. The deceased, age twenty-|Main St, Ba0000000TVOAVVTTOAQ R 88 “What news?” querie seven, had been employed to collect —L_—_T__——?—_——z—-————' unshaven individual. coins from penny-inthe-slot gas me- | SOOIV NISAHOIO OO IO SOPOFL IO LN < s “Aw, nothin’ to int'rest you, ters, and his physiclan testified that Shorty. You ain't int'rested In fe- |, coins were often green with ver- males, 1 reckon.” digris, which remained on the eollec. “Females!” chorused the remain- | oo 'y onis and was absorbed through ing occupants of the room. b his babit of curling his mustache with “Why, sure, ain't you heard? © | his finger. boss’ sister's comin’ to visit him.” “How old is she?” {inquired the Eyes Demand Repose. youngest of their number, °“"*“: Many people cannot l'ellnlnt u;ioccu- “Handsome Bob Barnes” because o pied, and in their moments of leisure his fondness for the cracked mirror. hasten to seize a book or a plece of “Oh, I ain't sure,” drawled the embroidery. These are undoubtedly bearer of the news, “but Skinny here | excellent means of distraction, but seen a photo of her up to the house, they are fatiguing for the eyes, upon an’ he says she's somewhere 'round | which they impose continuous work twenty. Curls an' dimples an’ purty | without a break. One must know how as a picter, ain’t she, Skinny?” to repose the eyes just as one consid- “Waal, now, I cal'late she's a purty |ers it quite natural to rest the muscles fair lookin' gal as females go,” said |after a fatiguing walk. Skinny, slowly. “When does ycur dingbusted fe- Got His Knowledge First Hand. Rale woman atrive?” asked “HamMet” | po. o'y Logsing, whose Mstoriosl W!'lmn. betraying a spark of interest. collections were sold in New York Doy _Misc tomorrow, the DOw [ uo wecenity was u Sitovies of e says. Train gets in the ’“““o“,;' old school, whose methods were yet in iwothirty,” replied the "ot all the | ® ¥a¥ up to date, not to say journal- for » G-cent cigar? Well, try an In. | 5°¢med to be the possessor of a fstic. He traveled many thousands of i information. iles in gathering material for his man Blunt tonight after supper and “Give us some particulars, Pete,” :lookl Cosvanits Witk o St : it's a sn.r:- bet you admit the claims demanded a s“cholarl'): appearing per- and d'eséendzlln(s of revolutionary he- 476 Justified ‘"O;:f: ;‘:::gd ';‘:z’;d the room and | °°8 and making sketches on the spt;t tufac : 4 ! t bistoric _______, Manufactured by swelled with importance, ::“Pr:g:f‘flems i b s Lakeland Foundry and Machine Co. Cor. Bay and Hogan Sts, JACKSONVILLE, .FLORIDA. Rates: $1.00 and Up. -.Hat and cold runnind water and telephone in each room. Free baths. Coolest rooms. Best beds. Large Sam- rle Rooms, Take street car at Union Station and get off at Hogan street. We are now prepared to furnish iron and brass cast- ings of all descriptions. We also do all kinds of machine work. a2 i) o Hels B = OB ¢ Lakeland{Foundry and Machine Co. g Phone 236 Lakeland, Florida GOSN o 30RO THE WORLD SMILES AT YOU through the fragrant smoke of of an luman Blunt cigar. As you smoke it - ¢ RS Vet )y 3, yonr troubles vanish as if by magic. M.ind and nerves are soothed and dif- tukties become trifles or fade away ertirely. Think that's a fot to claim cn the Fourth as a matter of coursp. But how about a piano to accompany Paoae lnman CIUar ractory Lake:and 4 "Fard:l-llknorv." S the singers? You certainly should : cscendingly, “her name's Angela, Limit to His Foolishness, 233 Red Fla. Seems she's his youngest sister an' Wife—You say | ought to practice tave one and there is ro reason why A RO y o 'O s . ; - oot o he ain't t.‘m n h'.r m_r '.nbmn five )(,.\l'rs. cconomy, John. Now, what did your e ! P if'“:‘;:w' “:"l" ”;"';" ““‘f ‘:ron; i ‘;:' dinner downtown cost you today ? Hus- you can’t, and at once. S e chargeofl the e sy trifte weakly)—About three use an ’ see't he g ' scent,” | o t play plan will enable you to se- ::0"’"‘ ,‘”'I 'I”l"h‘ & .',rl.d :“‘]“‘ '”" dollars. Wite- IHeavens, John, three you play plan will ¢ y ¢ endeg OoKing qilicantly « N f \ : o i £ dollars just 1or a dinner? ushand (a o w splendid piano right now. |!:|11xl<-t‘: who \\.;n. the ranch cook, | trite indignan v AL that inelud- cure wosplendid g g 11uh, Il‘:\\u'll Hamlet, “""j ed @ bottle of wine, of conrse, (More 4 Some bargains in slightly used pianos. temptuously, “1 puess as )'”f".‘" B Hndignantlyy You don't s'pose | wonld ): - b ved t long on my cookin', Le | pay three dolin Ltor food, do e o, 3 | v coalittle longer,” | vai2=Now Vol San | | "Weal™ Pete proceeded, *1 guess | ! [ ] [ i about all, "copt the boss savg | A B {15 up to one of us tov o meet the | S il Y1 - lady." He pauged 1o note the effect | ,;J ”_’ i I,hl‘, “ Y ‘l, - i i : L) L] of s Last stitement, Bach mun, :“ ”lll~ ‘I” ”l““"‘." I‘ i e 4 with the exeeption of Hamlot, pricked "v\ ’.“ I'I’ l"h‘ .nnh', and aepies in ARG up his cars, bui Handsome Bobh was | e drawing room, ~ the ftirgt to speak. B TN \9 @ 5\ (b e “Well, boys,” he said confidently, Wherein the Difference. g - | “it seems to e that if the lady in Casey (watehing the wolfera; —+0Ol 6’! @&\6\ question is ‘about twenty years old [don't see anny differenice heehune thot and as purty as a picter with curls |an’ wor-rk." O'Brien—“Yez don't, | ee———. e - = and dimples’ and all such rot, w'y [hey! Well, vez would whin pay day it's only right that a young an’ pro- |kem arcvnd.”—Boston Transeript. gressive man like me should welcome —— e her to our happy home. She wouldn't want no old codger like Skinry, an’ Hamlet, w'y, he'd scare her out.” After much discussion of the ques- £ w . n and woman who reads tion it wds decided that all points If we could talk personally to every man and a Wers I8 favor of fiob, muh o bl MAPS, BLUE PRINTS Maps of any description compiled on short mnotlce, Speclal atter . glven to compiling city, display and advertising maps. County and 5.2 maps kept on hand. Chemically prepared, non-fading blue prints at res- T ; ; : 1 i Joy, for, as he told Skinny afterward, i tis advertisement—tell them iww we carcfully examine every bit 8| he'd “been thinkin’ of buylng a ranch for himself an’ it would be kinda * hardware before it is placed in our storc; how we search for §|nice to have a woman around fo brighten up the landscape.” During the course of the mext day, @™ Handsome Bob might have been secn Lakeland Lodge No. 91, F, & A, to make many furtive Jjourneys to the M. Regular communications held on id in any way prove unworthy when placed to the test of ac- cracked mirror. His spare moments, P . 3 3 as those of his comrades, were spent H”O"d,‘f"d ith Mondays at 7:30 p. | in polishing his spurs and doing in.|Mm- Visiting brethren cordially in- Sunable rates. Special rates for prints in large quantities. Prompt attention given mail orders. South Florida Map and Blueprint Co. Room 213-215 Drane Building LAKELAND, FIA takness and defects and discard every article that we believe TOBOPOTOBOIBOG. : ’ O HOHOFOPOPI OB * use—they would realize why they could not afford to buy poods g | numerable tittle things to improve his | vited, J. L. LOVE, W. M, [ . 3 parame +r won s (& |gkeland Artificial Stone Works " any other store. @ The next morning Bob hunted a DD CIIIre s resseTreds 3!”""“ shirt and a gorgeous bandana, Lakeland Chapter, R. A. M. No, g| Which he considered - especially en| gg oo the first Thursday night in tranaing to his charms. While walt. § ing for breakfast, Pete came upon each month In Masonic Hall. Visit- him engaged in studying a battered | 108 compunl?nn welcomed. C. @. #Wweare. A tiny chip off or o slight blemish here, and the ar- &|volume of Shakespeare, which he had | Arendell, Sec'y.; J. F. Wilson, H. P. borrowed from the boss. SR “Well, I'll be darned!” Pete ejacu-| Palm Chapter, 0. E. S. meets every hleAd. “It it ain’t readin’ poetry!” second and fourth Thursday nights : G| AW gwan” sputtered Hob, “don't|of each month at 7:3 . m. i Tist beging to werk, and the article is wortkless. Everything you &/ all gals like poetry? ‘How sweet the| Plora Keen w'M.l L:hm P m; 5 | moonlight sleeps upon this bank,’” he Eaton, Sec e e s 0| began, but with a howl, Pete had fled. el At noon Bob shaved, and with the ald of Percy manicured his finger nalls, arranged his bandana in the Yo matter what you need—a wrench—pump—ood chopper— § Marmeseed up he ten o By ponl? Near Elcctric Light Plant MAKES RED CEMENT PRESSED BRICK CALL AND SEE THEM. CAN SAVE YOU MONEY Crushed Rock, Sand and Cement for Sale BUILDING BLOCKS OF ALL DESCRIPTIONS 12 and 18 inch Drain Tile for Sidewalk, Gate Posts, Flower Mounds, Etec, Good Stock on Hand WE Deliver Free of Charge H. B. ZIMNMERMAN. Proprietor. CHANCE OF A LIFE TIME I am going to retire from active business and in order to do this I am offering my entire stock of Dry Goods, Notions, ete., Take for instance, granite ware. Al stores are not as careful ticle does not go out to any customer, becsuse right at that faw by here iy exactly as represented. Lakeland Camp No. 78, W. 0. w., Meets every second and fourth Thurs- day night. Woodmen Circle first and third Thursdays. W. J. Estridge, Council Commander, Mrs, Sallie Seip- oer Guardian of Circle. 1.LO.0. P Meets every Friday night at 7:30 at L. 0. 0. F. Hall ,corner Main and Tennessee. Visiting brothers cor- dially invited. T K ROBERTSON, Nobte Grand. E. M. SMAILES, Rec. Sec. g and drove of for the junction amid %€T. come to us. Let us show you our stock amd give Jou our i a cloud of dust and the cheers and Prices {3 | Jeers of those left behind. it §| After what seemed endless waiting, §| the team hove In sight and as Hand- some Bob and little Angela, as the 4+ & | boys called her, drew near, the boys ;| eathered as close as possible for a 3| view of the wonderful damsel. The rig came to a stop with a jerk and Bob alighted to assist a lady of uncertain age, attired in a gur cldedly masculine, with a m bat and a pair of huge sper B e L e O o K OF P. | Bhe peered through these at i as-| Regular meeting every Tuesday semblage of onlookers, at 7:30 at Odd Fellows Hall, Visit- AB OL “Why,"” she exclaimed in of|ing members always welcome, COS ' ! loud, harsh voice, “what quee: k- ¢ J. W. BUCHANAN, JR., Chancellor Commander, A M. _ACKSON, Secretary. ing Individuals;” whereupon they melted into the atmosphere ith surprising speed. That night when the boy: ««re | gathered in the bunkhouse, 1'nud- G. LA toB of L E zsc T.lcom Powder 1OC some Bob was missing, and ! not| Orange Blossom Div. No. 499 arrive until almost time to - re.|@, L A to B. of L. E. meets every now going for . . . f you waut to make $1do the work of §5, come to my store and lay in a supply of Spring and Summer Goods. Everything Will be slashed to rock bottom prices, including LAWNS, LINENS, GINGHAMS, PERCALES, CHAMBRAYS, WILKS, SATINS, SHOES, HOSE, He was greeted with loud Lew ' e, second and fourth Wednesdays of _ };';gf;:;';;j;fid 10 decpen 113 2t leach month at 2:20 p. m, Visiting Come land ;See My Line. My Prices Will ' © “ave bought a large quartity of this Talcum Powder in order 2| “How sweet the moonlizl: «lepe | SISters always welcome, Astonish You © ¥0u the Special Price of 10c. Come early while it lasts. | upon this bank” quotel Pere MRS. J. C. BROWN Sec'y dreamily, Mrs. J. B. HOGAN. Pres “Aw, shut up, you old irfur CENTRAL PHARMACY Grand Order of Eagles. his bunk. snarled Bob, as he hurled 2 «<orv of g . ® | Bhakespeare vehemen'ly ir %l Meets every Wednesday night in Quick Service I 48 | piection and retired ¢l-omils 10044 Pellows nay, G. W. Rowland ° L Dresident; W, p, Hicks, secretary.