Lakeland Evening Telegram Newspaper, June 13, 1912, Page 8

PAGE EIGHT. THE EVENING TELEGRAM, LAKELAND, FLA., JUNE 13, 1912, Our 5c> sified Ad] arimeit'4 twe and piano moving. Cal] Phone B9 W. E. Tyler. 1-23-tf FOR SALE—At a bargain: Smith Premier typewriter; new. Can be seen at News office, upstairs. 3-19 Ever-Wear Hostery. Six pairs mnaranteed for six months. Silk aed lisle Sold omly by E. F. Bailey, Lakeland. ¥or quick service try the 0. K. resiaurant and 5 cent lunch coun- ters, 107 North Florida avenue. Hot soffee at all hours. 4-15-tf. FOR SALE—Horse, wagon and har- mess. Apply to C. F. Prush, or write Yox 426. 2-18-tf P FIRE, #CCIDENT, PLATE- ¥LA3S, and STEAM BOILER IN- HURANCE, see D. H. SLOAN, room 9, Ziaymondo Huildiag. Residence phone 135 (ireen 4-6-t1. | FOR SALE—Canary birds, $3 a pair or $2 for a singer. Apply 215 South Kentucky avenue. 6-8-6t 0. K. BAKERY. Our motto is ‘‘Quality hefore Quantity,” and we are putting wthing in our cakes and pies but serupulously clean, wholesome and oourishing ingredients. Come and se. %97 South Florida. FOR RENT — Two furnished wooms at 502 South Tennessee ave- aee. 2l FISH! FOR SALE—One orf the best fam- ily horses In: town, also surry. Rea- asmable price and terms. woom 2, Munn Bldg. FOR SALE—Two cows and calves. Would sell ley, uld or would exchange or part prission, wayment on real estate. Apply to L. B. Bevis, city. 6-11-3t bousekeeping. For further particu- lars apply to Mrs. L. A. Rennolds,|THEY ARE NOT OF YOR RENT—Rooms furnished or wofurnished; city water and electric Open shop. Peacock building. | anges are swate in Novimber and De- cimber.” 5-25-tt f road Alexander Will have fish as soon as rail-| would say, that's the Ipsie dixie ev it. way connections are heing made| What's that? 'Tis a fine legal tirm, again. Yaun's Fish Market. 6-12-tf | meaning ‘that's the hell of It Why didn't he say so? He did in his ili- gant Fast Coast manner.” ThE 1PSIE DIXIE OF T (From The Florida Grower.) $ “I see he the papers they's truble GENERAL TEAM WORK—Furni- ahout thim green froot oranges,” said Mr. Hennessy to his friend Dooley. “They do be indeed,” responded that person, “They's more than wan kind ave a green goods man working the country, but the come-on's are getin' scarcer ivery day.” “They say,” said Mr. Hennessy, “that all those tilligrams to the big| iP8 Of kindly emotion. But the night | bugs up north is going to hurt the Floridy froot; I dunno if this is so?” “When,” began the philosopher, “you prevint a man from invisting his good money into bad money, 'tis no sign he is goin' to trow down the reel goods whiniver he can get thim. They'll be more paple looking for Floriday froot this year thin iver be- fore, because they wants to know moor about what they do be like. The good folks ev the north bave about forgoten how a Floridy orange tastes. Californy has told thim through the papers that they have the reel goods in oranges and bedad they make the paple bellave it “But they say that whin we hold back the Floridy froot we run into the Californy sayson.” “Bedad, who gave the Californy paple the sayson, onyway? 'Tis my experience that that poor divil, the ultoomate consoomer, will ate oranges whin they are swate in priference to oranges whin they are not swate, and no man will claim that Californy or- “Well, Timple raised a big fuss anyhow,” said Mr. Hennessy. “Yis,” sald Mr. Dooley. “As me rind Major Florida East Coast Rail- St. Clair Abrams “Well,” said Mr. Hennessy, “'tis a ApplY | fine word. What is the Major's rela- 6-30-tf| tion to the froot business, onyway?" “His relation,"responded Mr. Doo- “bedad, you have the right ex- His wite’s coosin’s uncle dlood is thicker thin sour orange ¥FOR RENT—Threo rooms for light | juice.” THE QUITTING KIND it! tured out to the porch and in a qua- " | vering voice demanded to know who married into the Shly family, an’| y.q there, while the others support- ed her with the carving kuife and the broom. R R N P R | | The Quest ’ Anything that is homeless arouses one’s sympathy and & homeless cow % should naturally share in this outpour-’ that the McLane's cow lost her happy ! home nobody in the summer commun- | ity sat up and wept in tender commis- Brick eration. y Just why the cow should have chos- | lee en to wander from the comfortable, | hay stuffed barn toward dusk when the McLanes' man had his back turned for Celnent a fatal instant is one of the mysteries of bovine psychology which nobody can figure out. The cow, intoxicated by ker freedom, wandered far down the lake shore. After wandering for a while, however, the darkness and the scurrying of small unknown animals in the underbrush made her nervous and she began to look around for her warm and cozy barn. In something like a panic she lum- bered along through the trees until she saw a light. “Aha!" said the cow, “home at last.” The light shone from the cottage oc- cupied by Miss Atkinson, a maiden of a considerable number of years, who was entertaining at the moment three other stald and elderly women at bridge. Just as one of the three had said disgustedly that she made it spades Miss Atkinson, who was facing the porch, gave a bloodcurdling shriek and her cards flew all over the room. “A man!" she hissed. “There was a man peering fa through the porch screen door! He disappeared when I Jumped!” Her guests tipped over the card ta- ble In arising hastily. If there were prowlers at this quiet and safe resort they were of the indignant opinion that something ought to be done about ) The Paul & The Retreat From Moscow. ty thousand returned. During the re- on the route, while thousands of specters, who seemed to have'no sight or sense, and who only kept reeling on till frost, famine or the Cossack lance put an end to their power of One of the bravest of the four ven- | motion, Puplls and the School Cibck. High school pupils do better work clock. This opinion was expressed Nothing answered from the silence, which made it all the worse. The guests put Miss Atkinson to bed ith the hot water bag and the smell- ing salts and locked every window in terday afternoon and a proposal to put 8 clock In every room in tie city's high schools was abandomed.—St. Paul Ploneer Press. Nghts. - Apply to 805 South Florlda | o and Sub-Exchange Proposes to| the cottage. Then, shivering with| ™ Second hand wagons, bugaies, avenue. Phone 150. 6-5-t| Continue Even Though the Stats | fright, the three held hands and bolt- ; FOR SALE OR TRADE—I have a Organization Withdraws. ed for the hotel. buckboards and surreys for sle S4passenger E. M. F. 30, in good maning order, which I wish to sell change, Tampa, Fla. — Dear Fla.—Florida Citrus Ex- Sirs: Tavares, It was a little later that the Bundy cottage was upset. Mrs. Bundy had put the children to bed and was cheap. CEVERYTHING T0 BUILD A HOLSE : Largest Stock of Lumber in South Florida Plaster ~ Office: ICES RIGHT : \PR : SERVICE RIGHT NOW j Napoleon's army for the tnvasion of Russia numbered 650,000. ©nly twen- treat thousands of horses lay groaning naked wretches were wandering like when thelr eyes are not fixed on the unanimously by the school board yes- IT WILL PAY ) Lumber Shingles “Lath Mill Work ) Waymer Lumber Company TO SEE US! Foot of Main Street, City | Christian Church. Preaching service 11:00 a el Geo. W. Welmer, Pastor. 7:00 p. m., gecond and four:l 3. Sunday school 9:45 a. m. | days Communien 10:45 a. m. Preaching, 11:00 a. m. Y. P. 8. C. E. co-operates with ather societies at Cumberland Pres- wterian church. Evening sermon, 7:30 a. m. M. E. Church, South I. C. Jenkins, Pastor sunday school ¥:45 a. m Moroning sermon 11:00 a m Lpworth League 6:00 p Evening service, 7:00 p. m Catholic Church. Prayer-meeting Wednesday 700 Rev. A. B. Fox, Pastor. p m Services are held on second and s fourth Suadays. ALL SAINTS' EPISCOPAL CHUBCH Lutheran Chureh. Rev. H. J. Matbias, Pas‘or Sunday school 10:00 a. m. Sunday school at 10 a m Noser. vices during the summer on 4 ount of the illness of tho retor Job Printing Horse Shoeing $1.50For Four Feet ;m‘:l(‘lml'.‘:k:::fl .(orM[:" Dl:lfl:;'w"tlm:l: Kindly mall information at hand on | crocheting while her guest, Mrs, Hul- b < 5 e *|the Exchange movement to Mr. John | ton, was reading aloud a particularly 20x12, good heavy fly, at a bargain.|yape Meriden, Conn. He has con- gruesome detective story. Suddenly B. P. Michener, 507 1-2 Kast Orange | gijerable property at Kustis and I| Mrs. Bundy made a startled clutch at Wtreet. The Ellerbe Shoe and Iarness shop, 207 North Kentucky avenue,|Ing up the ship. It the Exchange can- will guarantee to keep half soles on |hot continue, change will. 1 can speak for the Lake Region Pack- | f-f-feet just as plain!” ing Association, which will hold to- shocs need cost you more than $2.25 | gothor and continue the fight. Many [ ent footsteps outside the cottage— for half soling as long as the shoes|growers here were members of the | slow, careful footsteps. 6-7-1mo | original Exchange and then of Mr. LIGHT HOUSEKEEPING ROOMS | Varn's company. any ong pairof shoes fot $2.25. Wear them out'at our expense. No pair of Tast. FOR RENT 3 furnished rooms with [ auitting kind. Chicago yesterday!" she gasped. sunt ntAl“ ]’0 Btn frec bath --Iv:'lriv lights U'l(:’hom- Vary. ULy, yours, Mrs. Hulton sald wildly: % ited oo (Signed) G. M. WAKELIN. “G-g-get the g-g-ggun!” : and ait-door f"‘"'“"“ T 'Am'l"' —_ Mrs. Hulton's great-grandfather had | ',Bufis AND letc‘ls fn Oblinger & Alfleld. 61241 |oOME GROWER GLEANINGS | fousht in a war, so she knew imme- ' STRAYED A black horse strayed el dll'l:e::ltho‘:e;t n:lmhod cl)f ‘:nr:-n;-?. | Agents wanted anywhere and esv- Tt B A P , oldin| e famlly revolver at arm's | i iwto my cowpen 1u«.d.\.,\ last. Owner | gditorial Comments Clipped From the | 1ongth n:d with her head turned. the erywhere. : o : can have same by proving ownership Florida Grower. other way, Mrs. Bundy sat down again Rid your houses today of bedbugs and paying charges for care since - — | and “_(“"I;‘_d. "I‘here was nothing to |And ®et a mood night's rest. It will Abat time. Address W. M. Stophens,| The enforcement of the “green fruit be heard. They passed the rest of the | (0St You little, and is guaranteed, or | makeland. 6-12-1mo l;\}\v'- |h-sliu the h;un'ls of the growers night on guard. | vour money back. It will kil any s with l»l‘n-\r balots, Vote for the man Farther down the lake shore, on the | insect from a red buy to a cockroach | t who will enforce and uphold the law, h 1 w4 Bt % 21 9% di) Riches From the Caspian Sea. | und the faw will be entorced. rustic seat facing the moonm, Laura |1 a gallon or $1.25 delivered Such enormous quantities of tish are s Spilger and her young man sat talk- | ebtained from the Caspian sea that ing. Thelr absorption In each other promoters in Baku are to attempt sup- Mying Russia with all the fertilizer ¢ requires from this source. What Happens, Where some men fall down, others get a firmer foothold.—Detroit Free Press. Good News! The latest news can always be %und at my News Stand, where the ®eding newspapers and periodicals magazines, ctc, are on sale promptly afier publication. Good Views! of Morida scenery, including Lake- Wmad postcards, are also in stock {n great variety. No Blues! Sor those who smoke the splendid sigars carried, Lakeland and Tampa makes. Fine smoking tobacco also Come, Choose! Prom my varied stock, anything you 6-7-6t | am trying to get him in, No one here has any notlon of giv- the Highland Sub-Ex- Should both go under, We are not the Make your candidates commit them- selves on the questions of vital inter- est to you, and down the man who won't say where he stands, Don't let the nickel of the commis- sion man offered you for unripe fruit blind you to the dollar later on, and lead you to cast a ballot for the man who will permit such unholy practices in this state. To charge or insinuate that the management of the Exchange “got their's” can only be for the purpose of discrediting the organization with those who do mot know true condi- tions. First and last, for one thing or another, Manager W. C. Temple has put out over $50,000 of his pri- vate fortune toward advancing the cause of co-operation in Florida. Pres- fdent Fugene Holtsinger personally put up the money to build one of the finest citrus packing houses in the world, and at a time when he must bave known that he would have to pay out more money to carry it along. Other gentlemen of means have back- ed Florida Citrus Exchange notes with their signatures and they have ln“ become tired of trylng to help the grower who will not try to help him- self. As umbrella holders they have been a success, but they now want the other fellow to help do the hold- | ing if there is to be any umbdrella to hold may desire in my line. You will not ®e disappointed in quality or price. Miss Ruby Daniel News Stand Sobby of Edisonia Theater. Two Uses for Burmese Teas. The tea grown in Burma is used almost entirely for pickling. Aftes ward it is eaten as a condiment. ———— Deepest Mutual Sorrow. Man never knows what mutual sor- row really is until he reads an ed! tor's regrets.—Lippincott's Magazine. Mrs. Hulton's wrist and sald: “Lis-s-s- ten!” Mrs. Hulton heard it, too. “Th-th- there must he two of ‘em!” stam- mered Mrs, Hulton. “I can hear four Bring your guns, phonographs, typewriters, sewing machines and have them repaired. We repair anything. There certalnly were several differ- “I just knew something awful would hiappen When Charley. went back to Pine Street, Opposite Freight Office Apply to ELLERBE shoe and harness shop, was so great that they heard nothing | until something strange was thrust over Laura's left shoulder. Young Burmaster made a wild but futlle grab | as she leaped in the air. i Landing on the extreme edge of the | (., iy ky avenue bowyer building. slippery terrace, she tumbled down Ine | e e ::l:::.lam\lng waters with a gurgling Eé‘ %‘ircib% Qoten N Then as young Burmaster, t00 FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH. sensed the presence of something Corner Florlda avenue and Bay St. welrd and inexplicable he felt his scalp twitch in freezing horror, and The Rev. William Dudiey Nowlin, D. D., pastor leaped after Laura. Hand in hand they arose, dripping, and stood affright. Sunday school 9:45 a. m. H. C. Stevens, superintendent. North ed in two feet of water at the shore's edge. From the Spilger cottage came ques- tioning rumbdlings. Laura’s father was demanding to know the reason for all that uproar. QGetting no answer, be- cause the two in the lake were still paralyzed vocally, he came forth to favestigate. “What do you want?" he roared at something creeping by. “I'll teach you to prowl around my house, consara you!" Presently there was a spite- ful pop of the little Spiiger boy's air- gun. Then there was silence. Nothing bappened. The Spilgers | and young Burmaster sat up very late discussing the mystery. 7:15 p. m. Weekly prayermeeting Wednesday evening at 7:30. Woman's Missionary and Aid So- ciety Monday 3:30 p. m. Baptist Young People's at 6:15 p. m. Regular mouthiy business meeticg frst Wednesday at 7:30 p. m. Meeting At an impromptu mass meeting the next morning the cottagers voted to . 3¢ s 2 spend $50 a month for a watchman. g, ke pl - Then they took naps all the rest of Milton, .uperlnh’nden: Prayer- the day to make up for their wakefyl | meeting Thursday at 7 p. m, night. But early the same merning a2 weary and homesick cow had broken into a gallop as she spied the McLanes' barn and in two minutes more she was munching her feed and switching fiies, and appeared to be wondering what all the excitement in the neighbor- hood was about, anyway, East Lakeland Mission. Presbyterian Church. Rev. W. F Chalmers, pastor, Sunday s¢' ool 9:45 a. m. Morr'ce sermon 11:00 a m, Evening sermon at 7:30 p. m. Y.P.S. C.E. meetsat 6 p. m. Prayermecting. Wednesday, 7:30. The Fix-em Shop Preaching Sunday at i1 a. m. ud! OWING to the enlargement of our newspaper and publishing business, it has been necessary to move The News Job Office up-stairs where it will be found in Room- | 11 and 12, Kentucky Building, in the com- For anything that can be printed, if you wint ’ petent charge of Mr. G, J. Williams. | the best work at the right prices. call on Mr. Williams, | The News Job Office Rooms 11 and 12 (upstairs) Keatucky Building. PICKLING TIM [ ! | Pleaty Spices all kinds for Pickeling and Caonin . Fruit Jar Rubbers 5¢ and 10c 'A Few llnus”Alen But They are Going Fas LAKE PHARMAC __MAINST. PHONE 42 ST THE WORLD SMILES AT ¥0° through the fragrant ::.; : your troubles vanish as . i Inman Blunt cigar | | { Mind and nerves are ficulties become trifl entirely. Think thats s for a S-cent cigar? Well 7 man Blunt tonight after < it's a safe bet you admi’ ° are justified. Manufactured by Inman Cigar Factory “+." Fla , Phone 233 Red e e e s st e e o