Lakeland Evening Telegram Newspaper, May 22, 1912, Page 4

i 2 v M . A A ‘ : J H & ' ; 3 {j | 1 | ! W A ) b/ il B { N 1t : 1 \ i s il b ] FAGE FOUR THE EVENING TELEGRAM LAK ELAND, FLA, MAY e —— el The Evening Telegram DRY TEARS ARE INEFFECTIVE. : | You canunot blame an emotional Published every aiternoon f{rom the“ L e e Bentncky. Buildiag, Lakelang, Fh'lf.x:.. of work,” says Helen Ware s i | It is 4 mighty tiresome thing ‘to Entered in the postoffice at Luke-‘: K your nerves every night wres- land, Florida, as mail matter of the second lass. Ithe tears is no easy job, either, if you believe one who has a fondness truth. A Ji iiOL\\'bl(l’ilY I “In looking back ¢n my career | s i tind that for the last seven years | ess and Circulation Manager. yeal Rislness ! have done nothing except shed little i rivulets of briny tears from one end SUBSURIPTION RATLES: 5 lof this broad land of ours to the Ornie year $5.00 O ? o AN SRR Six moenths ... . 200 | other. 1 began doing the iearful act T'] months 1.26 |in ‘The Resurrection’ and followed uree ithe ' Delivered anywhere within the | it up in 'The Bishop's ."“""j"S“' an.d limits of the City of Lakeland | The l\'nvuxzn-‘r S}unuiu. l. p h)“lh‘lr v time it was desultory (rying. How- J(i_l_"_‘jb_a b | ever, in 1908, Emma Brooks in From the same office i8 issued ‘Paid in Full’ | became a cryer in THE LAKELAND NEWS real earnest. 1 simply flooded the s weekly newspaper giving & Te-|.tage at Wallack's theater in ‘The sume of local matters, crop condi-| Regeneration,” ard in “The Third he- tions, county affairs, etc. Sent “In ‘The Deserter:. which was anywhere for $1.00 per year, ing vehivle, I eried tor fort, s at every performance, Mr, roadhurst, in writing ‘The Price, being mindful of my ability to ~In-1.’| tcars, gave me abundant opportuni- ties to display my talent in this di- rection by providing one whole act ‘En which I poured out my soul, aided as mp ~ Gibbons' the | press | ammell’s rrifi Magnanimity is the way Milton's Gibberish” | seems generally to size it up.—St Petersburg Times, Nothing has been heard of late|and abetted by well-trained tear from Frank Walpole. He'd make a | ducts formidable candidate just now for president of the Florida Ananias Club, “Speaking of tears, the public wii! 10 longer stand for the actors' simu- Jating crying by merely wiping their v eyes with their kerchief. They're ¢ ourians, sitting out in front, each one with a forty-horse power oyera gl and they are not swayed It seems to be the general impres- |, gicn that the only graceful thing Wil] Price did in connection with the with a strenuous part, und then | PARK TRAMMELL. 0 1912, PARK TRAMMELL says: It shall be the aim and pur- pose of my life to render an ef- ficient, faithful and loyal ser- vice as Governor of the State.” I shall labor and work for those things which will foster and advance the welfare of ALL THE PEOPLE”" *T am grateful to all who voted for me in the first primary and en- tertain the most friendly fcel- ing towards all Florida Demo- crats regardles of whetker they voted for me or not.” PARK TRAMMELL'S name withont opposition will be on the ballot, TUESDAY, MAY 28th. It will he appreciated, if when you vote, you will please mark your ballot: FOR GOVERNOR. X PARK TRAMMELL. ROYAL ARCH MASONS GATHER IN JACKSONVILLE. Jacksonville, May 22.— The Grand Chapter, Royal Arch Masons of Flor- ida, assembled in Jacksonville today i sixty-sixth session. A large num- ber of Masons from all portions of the State was present. After the preliminaries of opening the session, Secretary Mehder called the list of chairmanship of the State Executive committee was in gracefully retiring from the position. unless they can see little rivers coursing down your cheecks,”— St, Louis Republic, OR A LAKELAND WIFE? There's a justice's court or two yet to which Mr. Gibbons hasn't tak- en his application to have his name placed on the ballk. Try ‘em all. Cromwell old boy; we want you to be satisfied—but you never know when sou have enough. If you are a married woman, and asked to tell just what you were worth in hard cash to your hus Land, what figure would you name? The question is nat a fanciful one by any means, but has been a sub- jecet of judicial consideration. It was this way: The wife of an lowa farmer bought a gallon of what purported to be Kerosene, but which was afterward shown to be 21 per cent gasoline When the woman used some of itt to start a fire with, the stuff exploded, and she was burned to death and her three chil- dren were seriously injured. The woman's husband sued the dealers for damages, and the jury awarded him §25 for the loss of his wife and $299.71 per child on account of in- juries, were The editor of the Pensacola Jour- nal notes the advice of the Independ- ent to acquainted with your wife,” and ts “that is what we kave been trying to do for some time.” Better quit writing all those pretty things about the sweet Pensa- cola peaches jhen.-—3St, Petersburg 1adependent, This paper would like to see—if such a thing is possible—a rule adopted limiting competitive bids on all public works for the city to firms which have their busin headquar- ters located here. They deserve whatever public business may be giv- en out, as long as they are able to fill their contracs and execute the same at prices within reasonable lim- The defendants evidently thought that a woman was not worth $25, for 1 Ley took an appeal from the verdict, The learned court, however, declined :(i:ns.“'l stand for the home institu- 0 look at it in that light, and the dgment was aflirmed. But that = < wis in lowa. What is a St. Peters- There are some people with enough biurg wife “worth?” St. Patersburg foolish sentiment to waste sympathy % s il Independent., on Richeson, the wolf in sheep's lothing who wrought such havor emonz the innocent women whose | ACCORDING TO UNCLE ABNER. paths in lite crossed his. For our ¥ part, what sympathy we have in the There ain’t no man so poor that matter coes po his vietim, Avis I.inmh sean’t get a lad of mail from the nell, whose life he took in cold blood, patent medicine concerns wnd to the other women whose happi- 2 Hod Peters says there ain't no date ness was wrecked § on the calendar that comes around S0 quick and so often as the first of the month. 1t seems as though when he ain't just paid his vent, he is jusy goin’ to pay it by this amorous “ud conscienceless preacher The Miami Herald intimates tha: Gibbons might be an independent candidate for governor and rather to approve the idea. Funny position an allegzed Democratic paper to take, and a peculiar atti- fude it proposes for Mr. Gibbons to assume in view of his pledge to abide by the action of the Democratic pri- mary. With all his petulant and hot-headed characteristics Mr. Gib- bons will hardly act upon the sug- They are advertising a green hoss gestion of some of his fool friends, race for the county fair, and Lafe = K4S - Higgins has bought a can of paint Wayne Thomas accepts his de- [and is changin’ the color of his sor- feat for the position of delegate to! vel mare so she kin qualify, the State convention philoso- Since Elmer Spink has been writin® phically, and although he got a much | love letters to Miss Pansy Tibbitts larger vote proportionately he will [ he is thinkin® some of goin' to a cor- not kick nEainst the wilj of the poo- | respondence school for a year or two ple like Mr. Gilbons. Mo consoles | in order to improve in that line. himself with the reflection that Bal- The noisiest thing in the world is timore hotel rates during the conven- | a0 old-fashioned 2-cent piece when pon will be abominably high, and!it is dropped in the collection plat- has about concluded to go to Pass-a- | ter. Grille instead. Having visited both| T. Egbert Peavy jumped out'n bed places, we do not hesitate to express | Sudden the other night in his new the opinion that 4 man can have a|Strived pajamas and scared a burglar lot more fun at the latter resort. 1o death.—-Pensacola Journal seems It seems as though Noah Webster during the course of his literary work, used almost every word in the English language. Some fellers can get rich on $7 a week while avhers die poor on $700 a ‘week. 1t all depends on whether they run an automobile, very Clarence Woods is making a splen- did paper of the Deland Register, as this paper predicced he would, and he is getting many deserved encon- fums from his confreres of the Flor- ida press. Kentucky furnishes quite a number of those in the ranks of Florida journalism, and all of them are making good. Notable examples, besides Woods, are Lew Brown, of the. St. Petersburg Independent, Stovall of the Tampa Tribune, and — According to the Marlauna Times- Courier the subscription list to build the road from Marianna to Dothan Ala., is growing and the road con- necting the gwo cities is pra:‘tiv:"-" essured. This is inded good news for that section of Jackson county. The road will connect both with the A. C. L. and the Central of Georgia at Dothan and the road running from Barianna is building below Blnums-l town and i is presumed that it will Kellar of the Orlando Reporver-Star, | have its terminus at Port St Joe, the besides others in the weekly And there’s present company, of course, is not referred to field. | deep port of Calhoun county. The which, | road will open up a rich timber and farming section.—Pensacola Journal grand officers, as follows: Frank B. Stoneman, grand 1riest, of Miami. Robert McClelland, deputy grand high priest, Gainesville, Harry N. Sweeting, grand Tallahassee. high king. John M. Caldwell, grand scribe, asper. Marcus Endel, Jacksonville, grand treasurer, Irving 0. Webster, grang chaplain, Gainesville. Will . Andress, grand captain of the host, Jacksonville, William R. O'Neal, arand princi- pal sojourner, Orlando, Charles H. Ketchum, arch captain, Key West, Ernest H. Katz, grand third vail, Tampa, D. B. Palmer, grang master of sec- grand royai master, SR i e TR T Without parade or Deen-Bryast Building styles are right up to the minute When you see a suit bearing the PECK handle it you get that ynmistakable * you have the satisfaction of knowing are invited to inspect my line and fo cnd vail, Monticello. .. F. Blalock, grand master. third vauil, Tampa. D. B. Palmer, grand master of sec- ond vail, Monticello. L. F. Blalock, grand master, first vail, Ocala. John W, ('ap}wr, Jacksonville, All grand officers. except John M. Caldwell, grand scribe, and E. H. Kratz, grand master third vail, Last night the grand master ap- pointed officers of the council as fol- lows: J. H. Waddell, grand chaplain, Lakeland; F. J. Archibald, grand captain of the guard, Tampa; S. L. Chapman, grand conductor of coun- «il, Jacksonville; J. B. Steinmetz. grand marshall, Apopka; Weeks, grand steward, Ernest W, Curtis, grand Jacksonville, grand guard, Pensacola; sentinel, Appropriate Motto, An Emporia boy was found deathly sick by his father. Investigation de- veloped that he had been smoking a pipe. “I hope this will be a lesson to ou,” said the stern parent, “Of what motto does this painful experience re- mind you?' The boy studied a min- ute ard moaned: “If at first you don't succeed, try, try again."—Kansas City Qtar - . The Last W;)rd in Correct Clothes for the Spring of 1912 pretense you'll find good sound sense without being overdone i LABFL your eye tells you it is feel” peculiar to honest material. that they look right on you and th Tm an opinion when you know the m All the newest fixings for men--Hats, Socks, Bruce S. FOR SALE City, Suburban and Country Properties Homes, Groves, Farms at Real Vajyes Flood & Hendrix, Owners BIG SALE ON Umbrellas and Hand Bags --for=-- MAY 20 % 26 Hand Bags at Actual Co§t Don’t Forget to See Them vart ‘aw Where Women Are Superior. Men pride themselves on their courage, but where both moral coun age and physical bravery are con cerned women give men a good star and a beating.—~Exchange. - teda Mrs. Exe—When ycur hustand tele- phones that he has to remain at the office evenings do you ever think he is deceiving you? Mrs. Wye—No; but he thinks he is. Haggis Really an English Dish, To each woman, Destiny allows The haggis, according to iconoclas one clairvoyant flash regarding tne | tic etymologists, is Scotch oniy by man she {8 about to marry.—Minna | 8doption, having been a popular dish Thomas Antrim in Lippincotts Mag | In English cookery down to the te Doesnt’ Deceive Her. i Very Solemn Thought, { E. F. BAILEY azine. | ginning of the eighteenth century. \ in every model. The N a single line or feature. right in looks, and when you In wearing PECK CLOTHES at you feel right in them. You erits of the goods, Neckwear, Gloves, Belts, Etc.