Lakeland Evening Telegram Newspaper, December 19, 1911, Page 8

. .. B PAGE EIGHT HERRON'S THEATRE e tel 1HE V The United Play Company Presen The Great American Play....... . A GUARANTEED ATTRACTION PRICES: 50c, 75¢, $1.00 & $1.5 ENGAGE SEATS NOW ONE YEAR]NB§EW YORK CHARLES KLEIN AUTHOR OF THE LION~ - AND THE MOUSE <THE GAMBLERS"' MAGGIE PEPPER;ETC. ——————————— S S ST 8 - HOLIDAY CIGARS 150 BOXES OF [“INMAN'S BLUNTS" | u ter. 25 cigars in a box, bearing the compliments of the season with two 5 labels, would be something nice for hubby's Christmas present, A Le'ltbtpureand Strong These cigars are on sale at most all cigar stores; also at Factory Sm Ofg‘le heal’ts ?mflmed over Manufactured by eStOl'YO the aY— b . b Of the echo of childish voices J dakels = | 5+ Inman Cigar Factory *:: That will not die away. - P Of theblare of the tasseled bugle, our money wil Of tlsle drgm that tt.hrobs to ;néxstex; A 1 quadrons of scampering feet. Wl)Ql! "’ ¢s D@Cfl“bef’ | Till, blent with a mmor tone, ('och; Ncome l’ l\\u._sj; ! You temfl }/our song with the beauty = | e pity b e d P Ands =mg one verse for the voiceless; i yet, ere the song be done, And a verse for the sightless one. i For thoughxt be time for singing § Leta low. sweetwoice of pathos Run thrdugh the melody. Lo And the timeless clatter and beat | ButQ,let your voice fall fainter, | Oft Christ hath shown, A verse for the ears that hear not, Christmas glee, JAMES WHITCOMB u-:v pla)ln injun on the trale and Missus Perkins frum nex dore wuz here and she wuz talkin with gramma an i run up behine them an tommyhawked gramma an Misses Perkins an then started to scalp Missus Perkins, but jest her hare cum off an she looked so funny sittin thare bollhedded that gramma fainted an choaked on her | false teeth when I hit her with the tommyhawk an Missus Perkins went hoam an gramma had to go to bed an the dokter cum and glv her medsin, | 8 p. m—it is a loansum Crismas | indede to punnish me thay made me stay upstares an wuddent let me hav | nng_§ Christmas Joumal urDNesfit +0+¢0:0:0.0.0. 6 a. m.—Got up an went downstares in my nite close an was pickin things of the Crismas tree wen pa an ma cum down an sed for gudness salk boy yule catch yure deth of coled; go bak to bed until it is time to get up. 6:15 a. m.—Put my close on an went down stares agen an et ten stiks of candy an' two ornges befoar pa& cum down an sed he wud whip me if I dident go bak to bed an let him get sum slepe after bein up so late the nite befoar, but ma sed Jon doant destroy the Crismas joy for our boy; let him aloan. 6:30 a. m—i hav got a ralerode track an trane an a hookin ladder an a set of dum bels, an injun clubs an a air gun an a pistol that shutes ar- As a man grows older his earning power dwindles away. So THE SAFE THING to do is to BANK money while young manhood lasts, and earning power is great. COMFORT late in life can come only from ECONOMY early in life. Let OUR Bank be YOUR Bank. We Pay 4 Per Cent. on Saving s Accounts. First National Bank Lakeland Under Control of U. S. Government. any Crismas dinner but | had foar pounds of candy an hav et moast of it . an my torpeder bote is sallin grate in| 2 the bath tub, 4 p. m—{ went to the winder to| look out an fergot the bath tub an| the wotter run over an the ceelin of | the parlor fell axdently an grandpa an pa an unkel joe an ma was axdent- | { ly hurt so the dokter is bak agen an| | the plummer is comin if thay can fined him. WEMOWEMMW@FO?OCO@OWO'WM Job Printing S enlargement of our SO QBOD 7 p. m—Gramma and grampa and ! unkel joe has gone hoam an pa is settin down stares with his arm in a sling whare the plasterin broak it an he sez when it gets well he will tend rers at a target an a histry book an| to my case o it is a sad world for a pare of mittens an sevrul sacks an littel boys that is full of htpplnessl boxes of candy an hav et sum moar. one moment au filled with greef the ! 7:30 a. m—Pa an ma kep astic me | nex an our cook has quit because 1 why I dident eat no brekfust an pa sed he bet Ide ben etin candy aireddy in spite of his orders that I shuddent, but ma sed no doubt the xcitement of Crismas was enuf to take away my appetite. § a. m—Grandpa an gramma-an- unkel Joe is here. Thay brot me sum | [§ moar candy an a indjun sute with a ' tommyhawk an a torpeder bote, that | winds up and sales in the wotter, | axdently shot a arrer frum my pls(ol 9 a. m.—Pa showed me how to run into her ear an scaret her so she| the tranme on the track an broke the dropped a pan of dishes that wuz mas engin, but he sez it can be fixed. ! best chiny am broak them ali up an Unkle Joe giv me a doller an 1 went she has quit an the fire engines cum out an bot sum burd shot to shute in | because i tried to fire up my broaken | my air gun an sum candy. ralerode engine an thay got the tire 10 a. m.—It isent cold if you dom’t | Out but thare is a whole in the side! sit rite beside the parlor winder whare ' Of the house an pa swore dredful an WING newspaper and publishing business, to the it has been necessary to move The News Job Office up-stairs where it will be found in Rooms 11 and 12, Kentucky Building, in the com- For if yon want e S o S = S = S = o~ = = = g g petent charge of Mr. G, J. Williams. anything that can be printed, the best work at the right prices. call on Mr. Williams, OPO PO IO G OO IOIONOPODO LG PPOIQPOIOIOPQ FLGIQDO PO OPOLOPO IO prison has just fallen heir to $5,000, + WHAT NEW YORK CRITICS SAY OF “THE THIRy) DR The Telegraph “‘The Third Degree’ " is a better play than ‘The Music Master’ or ‘The Lion and the Mouse.’. . Tremendous heart interest. ..A smashing human story that raps the tyranny of the police department and the evils of yellow journalism, and introduces real people with real emotions.” The Evening Telegram “\Will rival in popularity *The Lion and the Mouse' Absorbing story.. Gripping situations ..Remarkable act- ing of the cast.” The Evening World. “A human pulse beating in the play.” W. FISKE JOHNSON IREAL ESTATE LOANS NEGOTIATED EUYS AND SELLS REAL ESTATE, TY A SPECIALTY. ROOM 7. - - - & MISS RUBY C. DANIE Lakeland’s Leading News and Stationery Storc All the leading papers and magazi Post Cards, plics, Cigars and Tobiaceo Lobby of Edisonia Theatrc tionery, Your Patronage Will Be Appreciated i m‘ A e S one of the best in the State having all modern machinery and what is more, we have operators who use them. laundry. Do you send yours? If not, why not give a R. W. WEAVER, f *Phone 130 When You Send a Present, Send a Be: FENWAY CH 1 broke it axdently shutin with my | ®0 i ask why do thay giv a little boy air gun. Pa threttened to lick mo.l things that cause them so mutch mm Wefiy they are the be‘cimd’ made and the be ! t who 6@ — but grampa sed boys will be boys an | ble. money. Naturally we should. unpt'ellypoorrnk W 'he was wors than me when be was| .. @0t believe in his own goods. But "scan't bel | my aige. -evc mghlnhve) Here's our suggestion. Inve<t: N J b Off ! 12 noon—It wuz too bad about' ocf. Even fl you are using i best, 5 ) e ews‘ 0 lce !mmmn but 1 cuddent help it. I wus hwl_glia!utbdmundy *"wl—}ma\ g = peen— tes are the equl damté“'_.'éo;, Rooms 11 and 12 (upstairs) Kentucky Building. oiler uomh-flk.hfl 00a we sell it pounch - ) § Pate’s Grim Mumor. HM* F'tdnm = A pauper murderer in a German The Lakeland Steam Launtry We want everybody's The Evening y. “Gripped the aud alr] Will run as jony . i : Lion and the M., 1 tense heart ingo..., manner of actiyy The Americay, “Will undoui ‘ wide approvy! t acted,.. Genyi:, appaluse.” The Globe. “The audicn, moment of the e Waorig “Popular Sy, The Tribune “A popular (o The Times “The stamp . ! : pingly, convincin. . 3 iy ORANGE GPOVE 7ip Scnoo! S J equippzdplants know how to trial next week? OCOLA TES