The Key West Citizen Newspaper, April 5, 1952, Page 3

ul: Robinean ed | All she could talk about was By Roy Gotto BUBBUNS DIGGIN FER THUD BASE. SO "DS Ait SNEAK DOWN T SECOND ON TH THROW TO TH HOT _ COACH IS WAIN’ Ta slight drop-off the ee tee OF three fe x ler between ope: highway. pee pruned and W ie . “It was | there?” ens car—the one} w far is it garage now?” | < ahead. “Down the. mechanic | D¢yond the light incline from | there if along the Arr’ fe paused be- rhe tree stump. “Here E _ here is where poad.” ». The fellow was ex- }4 of feet “mo; { missed: this even got hurt.” ly saw what he Ly iruction had s th stump. The Bagh Pee! it, for you |5aid, — stopping~ the: ‘car Fa e rtf wi ¥ Pboarttetup>-Usedt-to be quite -had-rubbed off the axle.) bangout at_ one.ti Be at i the “toed-in” front} tich-guys, S and the bent axle on the | °ver here b ‘the. of Barage. me Lian pion or t ie sure gave it a smack,” obnny ind “A ont thing she didn’t |@bhead. “Where her skull when her head He said, we start along?” | Still priva “Sure. I’thought you'd waste |. AS thou aii eer See, Gig. nates aes time coming out here, There | Johnny _s: motioned to the intersection of ta thing. ... walk back 25A, just behind the car. “It’s this 1 isn’t any water, either,” “beside him, the me-| Sonos followed him, sun- baked dust kic! up from his him a puzzled look. heels as he walk: bey set. the ben there might be aj. “I'll take B hee turned back along the, or: ething neay the /}ust thes) main road for about fifty feet. : Johnny The field beside the road was a stead of backing. the car out drove awry. large one, perhaps twenty-five! onto: the, main the garage {Te be continued) atched the m: | NOTES — By BOB THOMAS. HOLLYWOOD (®—“Looks _ like } the Marlon Brande holocaust has } struck feminine America.” t That's the comment I received i seems tc be the beast in him.%’y Wood says he asked a_ girl, “Would you like a guy to Leat you up like that?” She almost swooned, “with a goony smile at my ques-' tion.” He adds: “What the hell; goc-d is civilization if they all faint { over caveman tactics?” i That's a good question, Tom. is one that a friend of mine pon dered. We'll call him Ambrose Bo- meisler. a Ambrose is happily married .to a sweet little girl named Agnes, At least they were happily mar- {i ried until Marlca Brando came, along. Ge : Agnes first was infatuated with | Brando in “The Men.” She went raving mad for him when he | played Stanley Kowalski in “A | Streetear Named Desire.” Her joy, out was complete with “Viva Zapata! the’ window, - The- window-was~ Ambrose has other troulvles. Agnes ich my colleague Jim Ba jat the time. 2 red Johnny Ray pa age A be calle “Stanley Re. grabbed the pitcher of icc hony Ray record walikd lo Mexies.”) aph all day. She and poured it cver Am- on the head “That's just about | just-sits there and cries. lie said, and Ambrose —————__.___ ‘The it managed to break he Citize Bebhihe'y Mole Age, Bit ow Subscribe to The Citizen Brande, and she sneered at Am- brose’s timid advances. Ambrose was alarmed. His happy home was jin jeopardy. He devised a plan. Ambrose went to see the three , Brando pictures. He saw them again and again. He practiced the slurring Brando diction. He lifted weights to simulate a musele- bound appearance. Then he spruhg j his plan. “Come to dinner, Ambrose,” Ag- | nes called in bored tones one even- Saar Overseas Transportation Company, Inc. Fast. Dependable Freight and Express Servicer between ; i Also Serving ALL POINTS ON FLORIDA K Between Miami and Key W: Express Schedule (No Stéps En Route) LEAYES KEY WEST DAILY EX-| CEPT SUNDAYS) at 6:09 rives at Miami at 12:00 o night. LEAVES MIAMI DAILY SUNDAYS) at 12:00. o’ and arrives at Key We: o'clock A.M, Local Schediile = gg All Intermediate Pc LEA KEY WEST DAILY CEPT SUNDAYS)™ at 800° o' AM. ‘end irgives at Miami st 4 o'clock P.M. LEAVES MIAMI PAILY (EXC SUNDAYS) ct 9:00 Yeie und arrives at Key Whst = i ~ clock PM. | oo) wal SSUES ig. When Ambrose came to the ta- j ble, she stared at him. HE was | wearing a sweaty pair of dunga- trees and a shredded T-shirt. He islouched with hair awry, a beer lean in his hand. | “You can't come to the table \like that!’ Agnes 5 | “Weasez ien cozeda table likis?”’ he snarled, scratching his stomach. | “Speak up! I can’t understand a word you're saying/” “You hear me! 4 said ‘Woosez ien comda table tlikis?’” he growled, scratching his bare foot “Ambrose, what has come over you? Have you gone crazy?” | “Cracy! Who you calling crazy’0" the snapped, scratching. “I'm your | | husband. Right now I wanna kiss.” | He grabbed her fiercely and plant- fed a kiss on her lips. | “Ambrose, let me go! The broe- coli is getting coid!™ “Broceoli! I'll show you what I ‘ink a broccoli!” he picked up the} dish and threw it, broccoli and a _— ARM BRAND COFF "| Free Pick-Up and Delivery Servic’ = per og FULL CARGO INSURANCE; | MAIN OFFIGE end WAREHOUSE: Cor. Eston and Frevicts Ste, PHONES: 92 ind 9 SALA chit! UO" "HORA