The Key West Citizen Newspaper, February 23, 1949, Page 6

Pact six HYBRID CORN By Billy McIntyre Pat Mur parlor, Tim | wal Up spoke Mrs. Mur was in Florida all winter.’ oes out in the Tim You heard the one about the Zeb that joined the Navy. He got ™ tL » ship and saw the port hole im his cabin, gathered up all his ‘irty clothes and threw them out the hole, then says “Gee, but the “and Mrs. hy wus an atheist. doesn't believe in heaven or g@hich Tim lied, “Ain't that a shame. died one morning and, as he lay there in the walked over and said, “Doesn't he look and said, “Why shouldn't he? Tim : , Mrs. Murphy. he’s still warm,” and Mrs. Murphy said, h Byes j then said, . “But what's the use, ; ‘Ah, but he sure looks know FO There he lies, all Headless Ghost Rough On Cats SINGAPORE—(#)—Cats disap- THE DEAD WHALE MISTAKEN FOR BLIMP AT BROOKLYN ae RAR a I KEY WEST CITIZEN o pS areata tact laeanannAeS (#) Wirephoio. vy i sure swell, a Bendix in| pear mysteriously in a Singa- every cabin ipore bungalow haunted by 4 CHILDREN AT THE LAVOY SHIPYARD near Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn, mistook this dead *_ * *& headless ghost ths nine felines} Whale for wrecked blimp in the water. The 16-ton giant of the sea apparently was injured fatal- - tiated a girl where she was eae eure aactinet ly in collision with a ship. A fishing boat captain towed it ashore for sale to some fat-render- ° worn. She said her mother found have vanished fr ry ‘ ; fh @ bargain basement. I said, house. They depart every time} ing firm. Are you sure She said ‘She the headless apparation comes} St a se a ne EDO ERS wat have, my fingers a {- roaming through the corridors in} , EARNER eee ar “ Re aii 5 a 7 nN bps Gera. are gil dit- ie wee houre of the marking. | TONGUE-TIED “PORTIA INS SUIT India Trades Tea » * The bungalow’s dwellers have! anes ss ia 9: Dia er notice what ef- pot been red into moving. | feet a man n different There's 9 ‘housing ‘shortage. | Jute For Wheat Por metanme take the athle — ~~ — * @eb- she wants to know what . NEW DELHI—()—India_ ig an he dot The chorus girl wants Congressional trading tea and jute for badly © wnow “h wel mey has needed wheat. he got?” The literary girl want iG S Mill A food ministry spokesman know “what does he read?”} rist | says India is negotiating with © business girl wants to know Russia for 100,000 tons of wheat what has he accomplished?” 8¥ REP. GEORGE SMATHERS for which it would give 10,000 And the old ma he wants! tons of tea. Last year India and te know is ‘Where is he? | Every person who has been, is, Russia agreed to exchange 50,000 ss * jor will be a serviceman will be tons of wheat for 5,000 tons of I was the guest fool in the! interested in H. R. 2498, which is} tea. workd when I accepted 4 No,!a proposed code of military India hopes to get 700,000 tons i was the biggest fool, I asked » for all the armed forces. of wheat from Australia in ex- you bill was just introduced on change for jute and cash. * * * February 8 at the request of De- lowed cher had just’ fense Secretary Forrestal. It rep- There are 17 Indian _ reserva- married to a very buvom resents the efforts of Harvard beauty. you know what I mean ene of them irrestible kind. They had a moonlight picnic on Satur day night. He was so proud of her that he introduced her t oseveral of his flock. Then he got busy talking to first this one and that one and he kinds forgot the new wife. And when thru talking to! the church folks, he looked around for her but no where to be found, and when the} pienic was about ove he spied} her coming up the walk, all herself. So he rushed up and) says, “Honey, where have you been. I have looked every where: she for wou.” “Oh, I just been taking im the nic seeing you were busy.” That didn't quite satisfy the old man, still he didn't scold her. But he made an announce-! civilian life. These men would ment in church in the morning,’ cach receive $17,500. a year, the thataf the gentleman that bother. | equivalent. s of a Federal ed bis wife the night before| Judge on a Circuit Court of Ap- would put a two dolla collection plate that he would forgive him and say no more aht =the natter Everything went al! right until the deacon feperted that there were thirte twe dollar bills in the offering] tribunal would be civilians and, poy therefore, not subject to the mil- oY ae es | itary should remove all doubt as A young country girl had got-;|% their impartiality in the re- ten so fat that her boy fricids| Viewing of-any court ntartial.— were giving her the run around.| The code would provide for Se she went on a dict. and it|Mlisted men to sit asf members helped @ lot. Then she got to}! General and Special Court thinking that if a little at a time{ Martials, which is not now per- worked why not take bigger{ mitted in all of the services. In and do it quicker. So she| #dition, the accused would have id, ancl now she is so thin that that if he stoud sideway 3 the) abject to a member of the Court nae ” Martial Board, with or without | cause . * * . jus day?} 18 the past a defendant in a a Pn oon ag edge ‘out | Court martial has not always ae Mother Nacare, tat | Dee? represented by legal coun a cate : oa mht sel, but if the Secretary of De- rather be indoors with fense’s proposal should become daughte }law, it will be mandatory for a ~~ |defendant to be represented by THE LOW DOWN : ipable, qualified legal counsel It hs been the custom of some ommanding officers to repri- po renege mand members of a Court Mar- H iCKORY GROVE tial Board if the Board decided {a case in a way with which the ian : ke things |COMManding Officer disagr beer bette eae. hat It has been claimed that the fear sig te . Henry, /0f Such censorrship prevented oe t Well. Tsava, | members of the Court Martial you would read a little some-| 208d from being completely thing once ina blue moon-eana| {fee in their decisions. However, sane histassichieien would | Under the new proposal it would know that buck there whee the} 0e strictly forbidden for a com- Eemen Sennire big peer manding officer to censor a dead put on some whoppin’ Court Martial Board or any mem- big shows, bigger even Rauguration s than the we just put m there oO Spendville-by the- River. w 40 bands, ete But in Rome, for the main ent they threw the slaves, and ucke and and tax € ad opi m Senato the ¥ looking at it that angle, see h well off © are today. N today, a tax “a t tossed into the arena %” nibbled on—he is just call m by the high and mighty In © Tax gent, and, af being ‘ wost, is turned loose with just enough dinero in his eames to get him through another ew Hed back and d aga Si see, I says. $ progress. You don't lose ide complete like in enha—you just lose you san liberty more “ if Uncle ‘ gets all the cash to spend “ king for—40,000 mil t I cann guarantee t Mr. Taxaper's hide will be by vould establish the same proced- :| gle Judicial Council compo bill in the | Ped Law School Professor Edmund Morgan to provide a more modern and fair system of mili-} tary justice. Under existing law the Army, Navy and Air Force all have dif- ferent criminal codes and trial procedures, so that a sailor and soldier may receive different punishments for the same crime. The proposed code would make all punishable offenses identical for all the armed forces and ure and system of courts in all the services. The court of last resort for all the armed forces would be < not less than three members ap- pointed by the President from The proposed law docs not set the term for which each mem- | ber would serve, and so this is a {matter which the Congress will {have to decide. The fact that the | merabers of this highest military the right of peremptory chal- lenge, which means that he could | ber or officer because of any ju- dicial action } During the past war there | were numerous objections to the {system of military justice, and unquestionably many of these | objections were founded in fact.! to In an effort to provide a more tream-lined and impartial meth- od of administering justice in the armed forees the uniform code of military justice is certainly de- serving of consideration and passage by this Congre: under Nero and the other high} steppin’ tax-exempt boys that} took-over, in Rome. | Yours with the low down, JO SERRA. 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More than 800 American cities, detox exevated-in-harmony~ ‘with | towns and counties are under tt the tropical house. Interiors are done ina modest and tasteful manner with! an early-American theme of decoration prevailing throughout Department of the U.S. Nav the house. Rooms are painted in! Station. subdued tones of gray, green, and! blue which insure a restful home like atmosphere. The exterior appearance of the house has been chang but lit tle. Visible changes are the addi tion to the porch on the ground} floor, the elimination of the back | porch on the second floor, and the addition of two steel fire escapes in the rear of the house Plans for the repairs and reno- vation were drawn up by he Public Works Department of the U.S. Naval Station under the supervision of Commander Alez- ander E. Husband, CEC, USN, Public Works Officer. Redecora- tion and refurnishing of the in terior was performed by a firm of interior decorators from Mi- ami, Florida. 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