The Key West Citizen Newspaper, April 8, 1936, Page 4

PAGE FOUK THE KEY WEST'CITIZEN PITITITITITT reeccccce + SOCIETY :- Mrs. May Ferns Visiting Here Mrs. M ton, D. C., is a West for her daughter Miss Betty, whe boarding stude of Mary Immaculat ing the Easter holid ~ BEACH COMBINGS | c Caenuciesesd) | Key Westers Return Home From Trip Personal Dislikes Speakers who say, “Really, la | | k at obass is jaez, beeen to say,” and spend 15 or 20 by her daughter and son-in-law,: jinutes saving it Dr. and Mrs. Armando Cobo, and! 7U‘*s Savine ©. ,their little daughter, Consuelo,! o, " is 4’ who had been on a week’s visit] Speakers who spend more time |to Miami and other points in that] intreducing the guest speaker than at the Convent! to and spend-| vicinity, yeturned to Key West! the speaker does speaking. |last evening over the highway. i fo} Mrs. Ferns was formerly Mrs.| having spent al Movie patrons who May Petty and has a large num-j outing at the sev-| much—the fiends! ber of friends here who will glz ted during the! 0 ly learn of her visit. She has j completed a tour of Cuba, Seine ene a ved on the P. and O. steamer yes-| main one week before returning ° terday from Havana and will re-}to Washington. Tourist who tells how are done ‘“‘back home.” oO Petty office-holders who get exaggerated ideas of their import- jance. Washing- Key of visiting visitor in the purpose They report ry enjoyable coral places talk Paper napkins, things PERSONAL MENTION and Mrs. A, B. Turnbull,t 2 winter visitors who enjoyed a de-{ A good many hotel clerks (and lightful vacation here, left yes-|™y Trier terday afternoon for Tampa. jeare oreesee): aS oO Sheronas, one of the| Novels about war. yachtsmen who was in the rac oO from Havana to Key West, yes- The dust on the strects of Key terday took passage on the Cuba! yo. 3 Petersburg. | who w business visit, Charles Ketchum Miami for a brief returned today. Stephen C. Singleton, editor of; the Key West Over- Sunday! J. F. Star, who was in Miami for a brief business stay, returned over the highway yesterday. = jfor his home in Ralph White, representing a ‘ large radio manufactur cor- - S. Eakin Elizabeth poration, who was in Key West. Street left recently en route to his for a business talk h J. R.{0ld home in Mobile, Ala. where; Stowers: left.o Mi. he will spend a vacation of sev-: Pm ieral weeks with relatives. Mr. ns will visit other points be- fore returning to the city. Hugh Taylor, former Key West- who had been making his home A grossly misused word: Par- tizlly for partly, and previously for formerly. of Chief Elwood tells one about the cop that hailed a feminine ; motorist as she attempted to make a U turn at the corner of Duval and Fleming streets. “Hey, you makin; can’t make a U turn here,” yelled iin Tampa and Miami for a num-, the cop. “Why, I think I can,” ber z ae included in the! she said. And she did. recent arrivals here for an ex-} Mrs. Ellen Dawson, who ha: tended visit with relatives and! fk been spending a pleasant vaca-| giands. Why it is, I don’t know. Must tion in Key West as guest of Mr.| A SR SS and Mrs gleton at the} time I go to a movie it’s always home on Eaton street, will leave ern Union my fate to choose a seat beside this afternoon for Miami en route Telegraph compan and Mrs./a@ “talker.” A “talker”, in case to her home in Hialeah. |Holcomb, who were spending a You don’t know, is probably the aS vacation in Havana, returned yes- lowest form of humanity existing, Ernest A. Rivero, who was terday on the Cuba and plan to Second only to the “guffawer,” spending a while with relatives in! spend about two months in Key Which is a close relative and ex- Havana and other points in Cuba,i West before returning to the ceedingly deadly. While the returned yesterday on the Cuba; home in New York. :“guffawer” has two legs, walks from Havana. ! upright, and possesses other char- U. §.!2¢teristies familiar to the human who were! form, he is at best a distant cous- in to the human race. The “guf- fawer” is especially swift and ef- ficient if you ave sensitive to sound. With a couple of guffaws, ways following every remark ut- , tered from the sereen, he can ysend you scurrying to the most ——— |remote corners of the theater. Usually, in your haste to away, you skin your shin: Miss Lora Lock, WPA’ district supervisor of woman’s work, v an arrival this morning to look over matters coming under her supervision, Philo Holeomb, president of the W stant vice | Colonel J. R. 'R. Hannay, Robert J. Dill, state WPA di-| A., and Mrs. Hannay, rector of finance and _ statistics,| enjoying a vacation in Key West who was in Key West for a few! angling and made some wonderful days on business and to confer catches, left yesterday on the with Thomas D. Orr, WPA direc- Cuba for Tampa en route to their tor, left yesterday for head- home on Governor’s Island, New quarters in Jacksonville. ‘York harbor. “CHURCH SERVICE run and ing to ‘dies and gentlemen, I have. noth-j too friends among them mustn’t | You and Your One point of difference between much of the talkativeness of the day and the music which goes ‘round and ' | "round is that the music comes out some place. It is too bad that some of our well-intention- ed arm-swing- ers don’t get up quite enough steam to say right out that the fundamen- tal duty of gov- ernment is to eliminate con- flicting _inter- ests, not to cre- ate them These _ well- meaning fel- lows might re- peat more often than they do, that in- dustry should produce and sell more and more bountifully at low prices, rather than meagerly at high prices. Political and industrial democracy can have no other basic objectives than these. Friction, exploitation of people, and suppression of liberties are abolished by voluntary coopera- tion and economic abundance. If po- litical and industrial leaders are really in earnest about preventing the uniformed Dark Shirts of Europe from transplanting their purging cul- ture, regimented militarism, and high-pressure philosophies to Ameri- ean shores, they will employ intelli- gent action rather than persuasive words. Sore spots will not heal if they are picked at incessantly. Much was said in 1933 and 1934 about co- operation between business and gov- ernment, but so far harmony has not appeared. A large idle productive ca- pacity, eleven million laborers un- employed, twenty million on relief, numerous strikes, burdensome taxes, and a country crying for more pro- duction, indicate that the “do-noth- { ing” and “do-the-wrong-thing” poli- cies are still followed. Liberalism is confused with fan- tastic experimentation. More govern- ment dictation, more competition with business, and more taxes have brought about only additional com- plaints and considerable discord. The remedies offered are the old prescrip- tions—more interference and addi- tional levies. There may be some po- litical advantage in trying to explain how a heavy tax on the undivided Nation’s Affairs (Copyright Six Star Service) Getting Some Place By CLARENCE .W. FACKLER, Ph.D. Assistant Professor of Economics, New York University profits of corporations would raise stock prices and re-distribute wealth, but how quickly would such @ levy PLAN MARKS GREAT STEP FORWARD IN AUTO FIELD WEDNESDAY. APRIL & Seceee-scoeccseecoos | William Allen White, Kansas edi- } tor: “Nowadays most colleges are turning out pretty poor stuff. | The recent announcement of ; the new R. & G. used car sales plan by the local Ford dealers, | Trevor & Morris, Inc., branch of the Ford Motor Company-—marks pene of the greatest steps forward jever made by a dealer organiza- curtail production and weaken the jtion in setting a new and higher resistance of business in times of de- pression? A booming, inflationary stock market now is scarcely a more reliable indicator of a robust indus- trial life than it was in the pre-crash days of 1928-1929. You can divide up wealth as it was done in the French and Russian revo- tutions but is not the desirable method to diffuse the enjoyment of the products of industry by a fuller employment of labor ‘and capital? ‘Americans are really not clamoring for a wider distribution of the legal titles to the means of production. They want merely more satisfying diets, more to wear, and better houses in which to live. They want to ad- vance materially. More interested are they in consumers’ goods than in producers’ goods. They know that owners of productive capital are not their own masters, but are as much restricted by adverse legislation and by changing customs as labor is by the directions and mis-directions of employers. It is the unemployed ‘S borers and capitalists, who, bel nearer the border line of starvation, are more inclined to be revolutionary. Why then should representatives of government, capital,’ and labor, bickering over a $15 or $20 weekly wage scale, be content to argue about how much lower or higher the Amer- ican level of living is in 1936 than in 1776? Must they always ride back- | wards in the coaches of time and admire the scenery that has passed? The job is to eliminate physical cruelty and economic waste from sel- fish clashes to gain power, prestige, and wealth. Politics does not do its part by taking funds from taxpayers | to give to farmers and silver pro- ducers, or by competing in some 250 fields with private business, or by passing laws which restrict produc- tion and raise prices, or by calling names—“money-changers,”° “tories,” and “destructive critics.” Industry avoids its responsibilities, likewise, by insisting on high and rigid prices. Labor shirks its responsibility by lis- tening too much to the exploded falla- cies of fascism and communism, Plans, if they are to come out some place, must be expansive and con- ciliatory, not repressive and aggra- vating. (Address questions to the author. care of this newspaper) SKINNY GIRLS! — Here’s the Secret for Gaining Flattering Pounds and New Vitality Most underwelght, skinny folks are starved. standard in used car values. 1 The trade-mark R. & G. stands jfor Renewed and Guaranteed— {meaning that used cars sold byj {authorized Ford dealers under | this trade mark have met a rigid! jset of specifications as to their! mechanical condition as well as, | appearance. Backing these speci- ‘fications and for further assur-' jance of the quality of R. & G. jears is a written guarantee of; {Satisfaction or Your Money, |Back,” which-is given to the/| buyer by the dealer. It reads in part as follows: ‘“‘We agree to correct at our: expense any condition in thi: car or truck which is not in ac- {cordance with the above specifi- ‘cations, provided that we are noti |fied by the purchaser of _ this condition within ten days from this date, and further provided -that such condition is not the tresult of accident, neglect, or jabuse of the car or truck after delivery to the customer, and that the car or truck has not been repaired or altered outside of our jshop aaelng the guarantee period.” When enrollment at the Model school, near Esthervile, Ia., dwin- dled to four pupils the board of education voted to close it and to Jarrange theig’ transportation to Estherville schools. This Liquid Kills Skin Itch Quicker Containing six kinds of itch kill- ing medicines, Imperial Lotion flows freely into skin folds and pores to reach and kill itching of eczema, rash, tetter, ringworm and common itch. Two sizes, 35c and $1. PIRATES COVE Famous Fishing Camp on Over- sea Highway 20 Miles From Key West Swimming Pool Charming Surroundings Unsurpassed Fishing Excellent Cuisine Will Be Open Until May 15 William E. Borah, U. | Daniel C. S. Senator * from Idaho: 1926. “Our government to conquer problem.” is sufficient every evil and every Alexis Carrell, medica! scientist “Intelligence and morality do not appear to have markedly in ased in spite of the amount | spent on education.” Laura Knight. Frank Knox, Cima publisher: “At “Reform should come as a re- sult of careful and deliberate study by competent non-partisan authorities.” good an Mrs. James J. Walker, New of on wife York, “I am thrilled.” Roper, Commerce: “Government t T slashed in all dire P = > DY O° DaY 4 * Sally O'Ne Millard Tyding: Too Touc# To KHL ‘from Maryla: *Small business is being crush Secretary costs tra. 15-200; Night: 15-28 Is Offered To Those That Desire Expert Work and Improved Appearance of That Easter Suit or Dress. CALL PHONE 57 COLUMBIA LAUNDRY portrait painter: average with beauty Today’ s Birthdays' U. S. Senator Den: of New Mexico, born at Chavez, N. M., 48 years ago. Harry A. Scandrett of Chicago, president of the Chicago, Mil- waukee, St. Paul and Pacifie R.| born at Fairbault, Minn., 60; years ago. | Z Mary Pickford of Beverly Hills, Calif., actress, born in Toronto,| Canada, 43 ye ago. Margaret Ayer Barnes of Chi-| cago, novelist, born there,..50 years ago. My Dr. Clarence _M. Hincks Toronto and New, York ci | psychiatrist, director of the Nat’l.: Committee for Mental Hygiene,} born at St. Mary’s, Can., 51 years pis the fested medication in we Resin Dr, Harvey C:shing of Yale, | noted professor of neurology, | born in Cleveland, 67 years ago. | Robert Haven Schauffler, not- i poet, author and lecturer, born Austria, 57 years ago. Rev. Albert Z. 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