The Key West Citizen Newspaper, November 3, 1933, Page 4

PAGE FOUR ee es SOCIETY Junior Woman’s Club Will | _ Give Dance Saturday Night Preparations are going forward rapidly for the dance being spon- sored by the Junior Woman’s Club to be given at the Club Miramar Saturday night. It is the inten- tion of the sponsors to make this one of the most enjoyable of the season’s social activities. Howard Wilson, and his popular orehestra, has prepared a special program from the latest song hits and-dance numbers, which wil! be lovers of terpsichore are assured a delightful evening, and urged to make early reservations. “‘Ho-Hum---So It Goes’’ (By LIEUTENANT Life is very unfunny these days and it ain’t because of what is THE KEY WEST CITIZEN G. H. MILLER) Covccccccccoccceccooe: Willie spread his fat paws all over ‘the table with no other purpose IN ENTERTAINING APPRAISER FOR FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1938. TAKEN.TO HOME * EXTENDS THANKS [JOHNSON NAMED INJURED YOUTH — |SATOCO LEAVES OUT ON VOYAGE OF SERVICE UNIT NEW LOAN ASKED Henry EE, man who| VESSEL HAD BEEN IN PORT laughingly referred to as the de-|than to display a rock that stood| wayYOR MALONE TENDERS AP- pression because as near as I can find out the depression came and went and now the panic ison. The panic don’t figure in on my par- ticular trouble; ‘out like a wart would on- Joan Crawford’s nose. The rest of the “evening Margo is watching that 'paw and giving Willie the Wop All indications are that a re-\ status is no worse nor better than’ gives her pan on opening night. I cord crowd will be in attendance. lit ever was but the infernal men- ‘might as well admit she acted like Reservations can be made by call-}ta) reactions suffered by me from(i wasn’t even there. Here I am ing Phone 409-R. Members of the Junior Woman’s Club, who have heretofore spared no effort in making their dances unique successes, promise that this one will far surpass any of the others sponsored by the organiza- introduced for. this dance and alljtion. * To Give Operetta The pupils of Division street school are planning an operetta to be presented Tuesday evening, November 7. The story is of Florida, which is transformed by an ugly witch eee | RAR District Meeting » District 18 of the Florida Con- _ gress of ts and Teachers will hold a fall meeting at 10 a. m. Tuesday, November 21, at the “Miami Edison Senior High school, 6101 'N, W. 2nd Avenue, Miami. ‘The guest ers will be Mrs, Margaret Wells Wood, _ national authority on social health, and Dance Tonight At Cuban Club Another step in the Free trip to Miami Dance contest being held at the Cuban Club will take place at the hall on Duval street tonight. Those in charge of arrangements for the dance believe that there will be an unusually large crowd attending the affair tonight be- cause weather conditions had made it impossible for other dances to be held during the past week. » Howard Wilson and his band will play a program of the latest dance hits starting at 9:30 o'clock, parent education of the national congress, Local and county publicity record and procedure books will be displayed at this meeting. As District 13 includes Palm Beach, Broward, Dade and Mon- roe counties, and as there will be no district meeting until the spring of the year an unusual large attendance is expected. eepe Attorney W. Curry Harris re- turned over the East Coast yester- day from a besiness visit of sev- eral days in Miami. William B. Demeritt, clerk in _|the office of the lighthouse de- partment, left yesterday morning s} over the highway for a vacation in Miami and other points. movements West during Destroyers Ellis and Sturtevant yesterday afternoon. Clax- Jack Golden, manager of the Colonial Hotel, left over the East Coast yesterday for Miami where he will remain for several days. Mr, and Mrs. W. S. Eakins left over the East Coast yesterday aft. ernoon for Miami where they will Mrs, Fred Armoury and little daughter, Shirley Fae, left over the East Coast yesterday after spending 10 days with relatives and friends, Ben Gardner, who was spending several days with his mother and other relatives, left yesterday for St. Augustine where he is employ- ed with the Florida East Coast Railway. » John Pinder, who was in Key West fora few weeks with rela-|! tives, left yesterday afternoon for his home in Plantation. Sheriff K. 0. Thompson left this morning for Rock Harbor and ex- pects to go to Miami before re- turning to Key West. Ed Elsworth, formerly employ- ed with the P. and 0, 5. S. com- pany, shipped this week as a mem- ber of the crew of the Oil Tank- er Alabama, which came to Key West to deliver a cargo of oil for the tanks of the Texas Oil Com- pany at the Porter Dock, Mr, and Mrs. V. A. Johnson, who from Miami and the} have been on a month’s trip to ved from Cuba this morn-| Chicago, where they visited their » it is expected,} son and daughter-in-law, Mr. and until Tuesday, Claxton and Hunt are at val station Pier B taking © oit water, ' Destroyers Herndon and Wain- are at Porter dock, The f =< “marine base. REGAINS SPEECH BERLIN.—After having been Mrs, Knight Johnson, and saw the Century of Progress Exposition, returned on the Havana Special yesterday. Octagon Special Powder, 2 for Se; for sale by all retail stores. Oct, 25-tf. TO SUBSCRIBERS If you do not receive your paper by 6:00 o'clock in the joon, use your telephone er your neighbor’s phone and call 51 and a paper will be sent to your home. A coriplaint bey is on duty at this office : ithe chill and the sheer indiffer- 1 jence to all my passes of one swell \somebody is having a terrific ef- fect on my appetite and sleep. Leastwise, I thought Margo was one swell somebody all the time I was running a temperature, up until the other night when Kelsey put me in the know. Now I ain’t the kind of mug who will entertain any narrow and selfish views when it comes to a perfect platinum ‘blonde and neither do I+ expect never to be disappointed in the great international pastime labeled “‘Love.” But somehow I ain’t en- towed with what it takes to smile: when a dame puts my attentions on a purely platonic basis and melts away in the arms of some .guy what don’t have one-tenth my ap- “MARGO” peal. Sure, I got to admit he has plenty of. sugar but what’s © that go to do with real love. . This doll tells me she loves me and it’s not because she knows I got a steady job. I can tell those dames in a flash. Anyway, ‘we're getting along swell except that the loving ain’t so heavy, she explained this not entirely to my satisfaction, but I let it pass, as a spiritual love; which is supposed more lasting than this pashy stuff. Off In Corner We're sitting in Tony’s;off in a corner tossing off some of the country’s 3.2 stuff and I’m feeling plenty sentimental and Margo looks like Aphrodite herself to me. “Margo,” I says, bubbling over with something I can’t explain, “you know I’m that way about you and it ain’t doing me no good to put it off.’ She looks at me like I made some very trite remark and says, “What’s on your mind, Hon- eyboy.” She ‘always called me Honeyboy even when I first met} up with her, that’s why I figured Margo, I had, to, I had it that bad., “You know,” I starts, “I got a' and I got a little doremi in the bank.” “So what, Honeyboy?” she cuts in with no apparent interest. I could wasn't going to help vation that she’s.a bit shy se I puts “So marry me? She was just taking a swallow of the beer I spoke of when she looks up startled like and begins a whooping cough, spraying the bev- erage mostly in my direction. I jumped up but was too slow to miss the shower. Finally she stops coughing and I dry myself and sit down, “What was that you said, Hon- eyboy?" “TI said we ought to hook up.” “You sweet boy,” she says, and reaches over and kisses me. Of course, I'm somewhat em- barrassed by this affectionate dem- onstration, but there’s no use denying I was all for it. “Baby,” I says, “I'll get the license right hat’s all right with me, Hon- jeyboy,” and then she pouts, “but don’t I get a ring?” “There you go—I was going to surprise you baby, I've had this rock a long time just waiting for this happy moment.” 1 produced {the ice and slipped it on her finger. }"And you won't have to be afraid to wear it baby, it ain't hot.”” | About that time Kelsey came in | with a big fat lug that I didn’t jtake to nohow. Kelsey is one of jthem boys that don’t ever work j but always has plenty of sugar and }makes the Prince of Wales look. jlike a ragamuffin when it comes ite clothes. Exch Greeti | with what is supposed to be one of | the happiest moments of my life jand I ain’t even cracked a smile since the Wop sat down. That was two weeks ago, and! PRECIATION IN CONNEC- TION WITH MATTER IN COL- my ‘monetary'%ore attention than a prima donna} UMNS OF THE CITIZEN In an interview with Mayor Ma- jlone this morning he told The | Citizen he desires, through its ‘columns, to express his thanks and appreciation to the people of Key West for their generous as- IN COMPANY WITH DISTRICT OFFICER WILL MAKE AP- PRAISAL OF ALL HOMES OWNED BY APPLICANTS NV. A. Johnson, well known local realty operator, has been appoint- ed local appraiser for the U. 8S. ‘Home Owners Loan Corporation and will, in company with the dis- since then I’ve been trottin’ around/ sistance in entertaining the offi-|trict officer, appraise all homes , town with a marriage license in my {hip pocket trying to locate my fi- ancee. But it’s no use, the hos- pitals and precincts have no record of her and the speakeasies lost her patronage just two weeks ago. I’m ‘about to give up and notify the tlaw that the kidnapers have her ‘because, I understand, they’re {doing a healthy business in that ‘ ‘racket. Then I ran into Kelsey and blabs my troubles to him. Kelsey has a peculiar sense of humor and breaks into a nasty laugh. All the time I’m feeling lower than the Holland Tunnel and this mug has to laugh. Looks For Sympathy “Kelsey,” I says, and I'm trying hard to keep from putting ive closed fingers in his mouth, “that's indecent. Here’s my baby, prob- ably in the worst kind of trouble; and I spill it to you expecting at Teast a little sympathy even if you don’t have no information.” “Sympathy!” he laughs.’ “You don’t. want sympathy, you deserve oot 4 : +a medal for getting rid of ie providing this delightful entertain- headache.” “Kelsey, you're a friend of mine and I’m making a tremendous ef- fort to remember it, but another crack like that and Willie the Wop will hire himself a new mobster.” “Oh, yeah, well Willie the Wop is on a vacation.” “So what?” “Well, so nothing, that he took that doll with him.” “If you’re lying, Kelsey, punch your ears off.” “Well, if I’m lying,” and I knew he was levelin,’ “it wasn’t Willie and your doll I put on the train for Canada last week.” Now I know how them boys feel excepting of yours ri ‘in the ring when. they get that nauseated sensation from a poke in the belly but I gotta take it so I cracks a smile and says, “Maybe you're right, Kelsey, but it’s her ‘tough luck.” I can stand losing the dame cause there’s plenty more looking for guys like me, but:I been savin’ that rock ‘a long time: and I hate tol ste an undeserving’ skirt. like| employed by ;this company: and Margo: get, iti’ I-got' plenty’ of ‘re- spect, though, for Willie the Wop’s it was love at first sight. I never itchy trigger finger and his mob- } service department, according to had popped the question to any Stet who are all anxious to pickian announcement on the front dame before, I always felt that‘ UP ® little extra work in this de-; page of today’s issue of The Citi- they’d give me the ozone but with| Pression. So if I’m smart I'll waive |zen. all rights to Margo a take it on the chin. the ice and ’s tough and good job, I get half a'“G” a week:I don’t mind lettin’ the world in|me the town!” on it—I’m through with dames; ‘this guy Byron had the right dope and I'd be the same,only I ain’t got the heart. Well, I guess I'd better see a movie——say, did I ‘she : me aid I made a mental reser-|hear some one use my monicker? time.” “T'll say you did,” floats a sweet voice that runs a_ thrill down my spinal cord. up and “Well, if it ain't Gertie—where} tyou been?—you're looking like a million.” | “Oh, I been around, but I’m back to stay and I’m appointing cers and enlisted personnel of the coast guard service, the navy and the army Thursday night, October 26. The mayor believes the enter- tainment to have been highly suc- cessful from every point and that the coast guard personnel is ap- preciative of the efforts made in ‘their behalf is shown by the fol- lowing letter: “Key West, Fila., | “30 October, 1933. “The Honorable W. H. Malone, “Mayor of the City of Key West, “Key West, Fla. “Dear Sir: F “On bebalf;of myself,the offi+ ‘ers ‘and:enlisted mén attached to ‘the service vessels basing at Key | West, I desire to express to you and through you to the citizens ‘of Key West, my sincere apprecia- = of the dance you sponsored for our entertainment on the eve- ning of October 30, 1933, “I have heard nothing but the highest praise of your efforts in j ment and I congratulate you and your staff of able assistants on the excellent manner in which it was conducted. I share with you the deep sense of satisfaction which must be yours in knowing that the evening was a complete success. “Respectfully, | “J. L, AHEARN, “Commander, U. S. Coast Guard, t “Senior Officer Present.” } Mr. Malone has another letter tof like import from the officer in {charge of the naval station com- munication unit, Lieutenant W. B. Jackson, U. S. N. ROMAGUERA WITH MELTZER COMPANY Joaquin Romaguera, well known auto mechanic, who has been em- | ployed in Miami for some time, has returned and is again in the jemploy of Meltzer Motor Company in the capacity of service mana- {moved ? “Miami ‘several months j#g0. He is now in charge of the jyou a committee of one to show “Gee, baby, I didn’t know you cared for me like that?” “Are you dumb?” “Well, so long folks, I got what: looks like the. real McCoy. this; PALACE LILLIAN BOND in HER SPLENDID FOLLY Also Comedy and Serial Matinee, 5-10c; Night, 10-15¢ ¢ CL kA Ah Ahhh hbhtdédh ddd COME T HOTEL LE A NewEra of Prosperity Is Ahead of You TAKE A VACATION NOW “THE MILLIONAIRES’ PLAYGROUND” With Prices That Fit Everybody's Pocketbook HOTEL RATES LOWEST EVER QUOTED PRICES FOR MEALS IN KEEPING WITH THE TIMES New Low Prices on All Recreational Activities Inquire at Our Tourist Information Bureau About Interesting Side Trips, Sight-Seeing, Ete., and See Our Recreational Host About Fishing, Golf and Other Sports. O MIAMI AMINGTON ‘owned by applicants in Key West. Those who contemplate making application for these loans should make applications through the Mi- ami office of the corporation on ‘application forms that'can be se- cured at the First Ngtional Bank in Key West. ‘was injured in an automobile acci- ‘dent on the morning of October 10, was removed from the hospital yesterday and taken to his ho on Whitehead street. ij He was in good spirits, chatting and laughing with members of the} °*! family, who were overjoyed at javing the son back in their midst after having been ge seriously in- jured. ath NB > When taketi to tlie hospital aft- er the accident young Perez re- mai in an unconscious condi- tion for 16 days, and during the first was considered ta be in a GARCIA HEARING GETS POSTPONED Hearing in the case of Raul Garcia, charged with having’ slot HAVING TWO BARGES IN TOW The Tub Satoco, which arrived ..-y this week and came up to the Porter Dock leaving her tow of two barges vf gasoline anchored in the stream, left this morning, with her tow. Heavy winds and high seas made it necessary for the tug to seek a haven of safety in Key West on her vowage from Port Arthur, Texas, Freighter Ozark, of the Clyde Mallory lines, due in port yester- day from-New Orleans, did not ar- rive but is expected this afternoon. Steamer H. R. Mallory, of the ‘same:line, is ‘due to arrive late this evening from Galveston, enroute to Charleston and New York. Thus far, Mr. Johnson told The} machines in his place of business, Citizen, there have been 12 appli-{Was postponed until some’ future s i da cations sent in from Key West, head and a district officer wilt arrive Tidae aged gars of yest fom Miami next week to evaluate Peace wick oO. Rotate: but was @ property and. on the loan 1 r ablations, ain posseones on plea of defense at- These loans, it. is understood, ie fare to be made primarily to per- sons whose homes have.been mort- gaged and are being . threatened : with foreclosure by the mortgagee. ENGRAVED: GREETING. 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Well, we exchange helles and then Kelsey drags this mass of! flesh over and we learn that he} jis none other. than Willie the Wop, | ithe big noise in Kelsey's racket. r N) N) N) 4 ) N) N) 4 \ }) N) N \ N & NY ) s . N) (OLS LLL LER kR MN ANA A NNN hh hdd «. erg, ear Edna heddd de daddicdkid dd dodk