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(ere renee mat manera ete nas earner arena amuremaerat ‘rtered & Key West, Florida, as second class matter Coal Sbsveongaaatpa suse vasliico Tress is exciusivel: titled to rere sate eet stherwise cr er loral news published here. ‘ ~ Made known on appiftation. — 3, | peony ag of ie Deber and and obituary ther those which t! rns el toes wit be charged a the rat ors 5 e rate of & cents is an open forum and invites “alacussion ‘span Ppa subjects of local or general inter- { publish anonymous communica- SIMPROVEMENTS FOR KEY WEST ADVOCATED BY THE CITIZEN Water aud Sewerage. Road to the Mainland, Comprehensive City Plan. Hotels and "Wess epbantesd Bathing Pavilion. : E E A man in the dumps has no business making s on deformities. * Sl Have you reached the land where’ all dead arfems go? y B - It is to be hoped that you are preferred stock ongthe human market. | — 4 After all, the world stands for one of two “Down with everything that’s up”, oms‘Up with everything that's down.” 5 = The world does not canonize her mere money- Who'were the millionaires of fifty years ? Can you tell? People’s happiness is often said to be turned ‘ashes, which may be beause they burned up € Ao 7 The householder: may not know just hgw his is “e ge aaa of the neighbor. can tell 4 has SS When the modern motorist sees. “Stop, look listen’, he proceeds to speed up, look at his and listen to his motor. : if Ra month for weddings has passed, | many of our maiden Indies would be perfectly to take chances on bors: or —— ’ ee fe claimed that people can not reap what they Mave not sown,but this does not apply so far to our whiskers. being. supplied with so many thrills pretty soon it will take an earthquake or accident to make them take notice. people who do not create much excite- in the business world are yet able to stir up dust along the roads. Fe: ak oped iat porking: space des sot got:o0 searge in the cities that people will have to park on the tracks. {President Coolidge is to try fishing while in dirondacks, and plenty of office seekers be glad to give him the benefit of their ex- the J LWitite the hard boiled bachelors have passed safely through a dangerous period of sentiment, the summer moonlight nights are still a source of spite of the terrible things ptophesied to if this or that party does not win the elec- this fall, 99-one has so far threatened to move the country in case of defeat. a man tives only when he measures life by ite intensity. The one who keeps his eye on the crawling hands of the clock never finds out the realjseeret of « happy and contented life. , {The man who makes life one continuous day of drodgery will paralyze his mind, turn his heart to #tene, and transform his little day. into one treatimill grind. The man who makes life one un- day of lavish pleasure at last clogs every noble appetite and transmuten his pleasure into vies, He is the happy man who discovers that dradgery which is conmpetency, and that degree of pleasure which is endless satisfaction. ‘| derful growth and the wondeffiil inflax ‘of people SEARS MENTIONS NEW POSTOFFICE In the April 24 issue of this newspaper The Citizen called attention to the public buildings bill then pending in congress, giving the information’ that the appropriation for this. purpose totaled $165,000,000, of which $15,000,000 was to be ex- pended on projects then already authorized, $50,- 000,000 for public buildings in the District of Col- umbia, and $100,000,000 for. public buildings in other portions of the country. The Citizen urged all local civic orgahizations and public officials to get busy and go after a por- tion of ‘that one hundred’ million dollars “for the erection of a new Key West postoffice. If any action was taken in the matter, either in Washing- ton or Key West, the facts were not given out for publication. For a representative in Washington to promise to keep an eye on a proposition is far from sufficient. If the Key West postoffice had been gone after at that time in a united, vigorous and determined way and continued with increasing enthusiasm, the postoffice building for, this city might have been authorized at the session of con- gress just closed. There is some consolation, however, .in ‘the fact that the Key West postoffice building was mentioned in a general way by Congressman Joe Sears during the last hours of the session, the Con- gressional Record of June 26 quoting him as fol- lows: “Mr. Chairman, recently w paascad thé d pubic ‘ building bill authorizing the appropriation of $165,000,000, $50,000,000 of which. was to. go .to the District of Columbia. ..1 am not complaining, because I believe the Capital of. this country should have the finest buildings in the world: . I ‘simply want to call the attention of the committee to, the fact that in the fourth congressional district of, Florida there are now 16 cities that are entitled to and should have and: must ‘have public buildings which are not now taken care of. I hope’ ‘at the next session of the Congress, because: of the ‘won- from the North, East, and West into that great State, they will appreciate the:congested conditions down there. The Post Office Department has co- operated with me, and I have endeavored to coop- erate with them, but unless we, get. buildings we can not’give the service. “At Key West, Fla., ever since, 916. we: have had the site for a building but no appropriation. ; At my own home town of Kissimmee we have owned a site ever since 1913, and we only have a small inadequate rented building. Certainly something should be done to give those people the relief to which. they are entitled.” About two years ago I called the attention ¢ tite’ Post Office De! partment to the fact that Mianti; by an expendi- "ture of $20,000—now auithorized b} law, I believe; and if I am wrong, I hope the chiaitman of this committee will correct me—could complete the open temporary construction theré’ now, ‘and I tried to get,them to do so and thereby double the size of the addition at the Miami postdffice building. They practically told me that would be done, but recently I have been down at’ Miami, ‘and nothing has been done. The mail sacks are out in the open, where the rains can beat in on the mail, and the employees have to work out in’the rain, ‘and I sincerely hope that the Post Office Department will see that the $20,000 now authorized will be spent at Miami and also that like sums at Qriando, Fla., and other cities will be made and give the cit- izens at least some relief until an adequate public buildings bill can be passed. At West Palm Beach, Fla.,’we are paying something over $11,- 900 a year rent fiow, as I understand it, for a post- office building. Certainly the Government, when it can borrow money at 3 per cent, can save money by making an appropriation suffiéient to build a building at West Palm Beach and also at other cities where post-office buildings are absolutely necessary. a There is no district in the: countty, where the mail is more congested, where there is more con- *usion. where the departm nt has becn <ubject to more trouble and expense than the fourth con- gressional district of Florida. Mr. Chairman, 1 am having returned to me mail, answers to letters | I have received, and I imagine those good people down there imagine I am not attending to my du- | ties because they do not get a reply. It is not the { feult of the employees, bat it is the fault of new i clerks being sent in there, and ‘because of inade- | quate buildings and crowded and congested con- | ditions,” NO USE FOR PUSSYFOOTERS Assistant Secretary -MacNidet of the war de- | partment denounced pussyfooters in politics, peo- | ple who decline to take a clear eut position, in a | recent graduation address. It will be agreed that | we have too many of those folks. | When a man goes out for public service, he} faturally wants to get elected, and there is a | temptation for him to play politics to please spe- cial elements. But those who have gone on to | high careers in politics never did that way. The | people like to see some toes trodden on, and to | hear the squealing that results. i THE KEY WEST CITIZEN eocecccsesee eeovecceooce BY CHARLES P. STEWART NEA Service Writer ‘ASHINGTON — Senator Thad- deus H. Caraway of Arkansas. fs one of the most formidable debaters who ever came to Washingt ton and Senutor Hiram Bingham of Connecticut made a mistake when he crossed verbal swords with hi the other day during the former’ discussion of. the proper price to pa, for votes at senatorial primar: in Pennsylvania. hed finished hi been nothing fo: him to do but quit and sit down. ‘WHat! tie needs, worse: than en: thing in the world, when he's n ing a talk, is to have somebody to.fatertore- and mix him up. @ bit of repartee that he’s best. f elways comes out of such encounters ‘on top. } Other eenators discovered this long @go, from bitter experience. Thi let him strictly alone, no matt what he esys. But Bingham i6 father 2 new hend et the ‘sena torial game. He rushed in where hard-boiled solons fear to tread and Caraway had some fun. see IARAWAY didn't etert with the idea of assuming that votes ‘were bought, out and out, at so much per, in Pennsylvania. EB ng- ham gave him the idea, and Curaway e0.twisted the conversation that the Nutmeg State senator appeared to be agreeing with him that that was what really happened. ‘When one considers that the Penn- sylvania primary was a Republican primary and that Bingham is a Re- publican senator and thet Caraway is a Democratic one, it immediatcty becomes apparent how awkward this was for Bingham. However, he brought it on himself. A referendum of the 2,000 yearly subscribers to the State Theatre in Vienna placed Shakes- peare first in the list of favorites of the serious theatre-going pub- lic. Every person in Canada last year consumed more than his own weight in flour. Domestic chases amounted to about a barrel per head, or 196 pounds for every) man, woman and child. Parent foxes invariably train their young to develop their sense | hae ok iad is} out the dance. The pair sway/ of smell placed at some little distance from the. cubs, so if they want! their dinner they are obliged to “scent” it out. WORKS 514 MARGARET STREET PHONE 227 MASTER CLEANERS AND PRESSERS GATES COMPANY 128 Simonton Street Phone 697-W pur-| peesccccoscousesaces . DAILY LESSONS IN say “it is no us, for me to write.” Say, “of no use” when sentence is introdaced by “it.” Often mispronounced: archan- gel.. Pronounce ark-an-jel, first im syllable as ‘‘ark,” (not arch), sec- ond and third syllables as “an- gel.” Oftén misspelled: asphyxia. Synonyms: sacred, holy, divine, ; blessed, emanates saintly.) « tito Word study: “Use a oul hee times and it is yours.”Let us in- crease our vocabulary by master- ing one word each day. Today’s word: grievous; causing grief or sorroy. that those valient soldiers should themselves have been oppressors.” LOOK AND LEARN By A. C. GORDON Socecccveovsocces cece 1. What noted Indian fighter had the first white child, and per- formed the first marriage cere- mony? 2. What Greek city is called| “The Star of Greece’? 3. What are thé six most use- ful metals? 4.. What is Texas? 5. What has always been the favorite musical instrument of Ireland? Answers to Yesterday’ 's Questions Lithium. Colorado. The hyena. Thomas Jefferson. Montreal, Canada. In one part of British Africa) the first principle of the native dance is that the lady must stand, on the gentleman's feet through-! | slowly°to and fro to the beats of | | the music, never, however, mov- | ing on the floor. en BEARUP’S DRY CLEANING Bes we eb ‘ “It is grievous to think} dreadful | the chief city of a Sometimes, when we have @ head | ache the next morning, we think we'll have it operated on by a treo Mr. AWwitbur C. Whitehead, a femors bridge expert, gave a lecture in De. troit on bridge, and escaped, In New York, & cartoonist tried te kill himesif, perhaps because he drew a G. O. P. cartoon without at | elephant, When Ford sys, ‘Nothing perma- nent in the world except change,” | he doesn't mean pocket change. 2 Einstein say, (Twa, twon are not toor.”*'-We-say,»"Two twos ere either four or they are 22.” ‘The world's so strange. They say the world loves @ lover. Mosquitoes Jove everyone. Everyone hates mos- quitoes. (Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.) MOTHERS Watch for symptoms of worms in your children. These parasites are the great destroyers of: child | jlife. If you have+reason to think your child has worms, act quick- | ly. Give the little one a dose or two of White’s Cream Vermifuge. Worms cannot exist where this time-tried and successful remedy | is used. It drives out the worms} LMOMIIODOIIITIIIIIII OTS SOUTHBOUND ARRIVE 6:25 A. M. 3:00 P. M. Florida East Coast Railway FLAGLER SYSTEM if THE ST. AUGUSTINE ROUTE Effective April 20, 1926 Havana Special Royal Poinciana Dining Car Service—Trains 75 and 76 For Further Information See the Ticket Agent 3. D. RAHNER, General Passenger Agent ROUTES FOR: PORT TAMPA—HAVANA—WEST INDIES Lv. Key West for Havana 8:30 A. M. daily except Bumday and Wednesday. Ly. Key West for Port Tampa 7:30 P. M.\Tuesdajs and Saturdays, Tickets, Reservations aul Informat Dock, "Phone 71 Lf SEEPS SOeOa Sea ae a, Keep Your Food Sanitary By Keeping It Cold Thompson Ice Company Incorporated and restores the rosy hue of health to baby cheeks. Price 5c. Sold | by all druggists. MWF! || DIRECT OCEAN SHIPS | Solid Comfort | and Excellent Cuisine Steamer to Galveston | Direct Rail Connections for all points in Texas, | Arizona, New Mexico, California, ete, MALLORY LINE C. £. SMITH, Agent Key West, Floride i | ifs | i | The Activity of Bandits and Burglars: suggests the proper protection against loss. Our modern Safe Deposit Vault is protected day and night against both theft and fire. Here you can rent a Private Lock Box for a small sum per ihe Cee Commons «sities 0 aoa ale 5 © anh 007 Saterday night for the payment of bills aud sale of merchendie” Gas Service Company of Key West STEAMSHIP.CO.. UNITED STATES FAST MAIL m at Ticket Office on the S : ie