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THE KEY WEST CITIZEN . L, P. ARTMAN, President. IRA J. MOON, Business Manager. veh antered @. Key West, Florida, as second class matter Member of the Associated Press the Associated Press ts exclusively entitled to use for republication ‘of all news dispatches credited to {t or st otherwise credited in this paper and elso ‘be went tews published here, 5 U ‘BSCRIPTION RATES Mon‘ ‘Three Months. One Mi Meade known on application. Cards of thanks, resolutions of respect and obituary, setices other than those which the paper may ig as matter of news, will be charged for at the rate of 6 tents @ line. Notice of church and society and all other enter- 2inmentas from which a revenue.is to be derived will @ chai for at the rate of 5 cents a line. ‘The Citizen is an open forum and invites discussion af public tasues and subjects of local or general inter- st, but it will not publish anonymous communica- IMPROVEMENTS FOR KEY WEST ADVOCATED BY THE CITIZEN Water and Sewerage. Road to the Mainland. Comprehensive City Plan, Hotels and Apartments. There are hut few who are not experts at weeping when found out. aghiEenncriniene ‘ If you monkey with the ‘trigger don’t com- plain if the trap falls. ~ Failures are often our greatest helps. They reveal the weak spots. 4 ‘That height reached at the expense of an- other's downfall can never be permanent. Actress Mae Murray chose # recent Sundae as her fourth wedding date. | Anyway, poor folks may be thankful that they are not likely to be kidnaped. It appears that Senstor Jim Reed simply does- n't like any old kind of a League. Domestic science courses of the future may include instruction in home brewing. . You can share happiness with others but, after all, happiness comes from some’ inward hidden F fa ae ; Chicago has witnessed the largest religious gathering in history, and few places ever needét | young “apple king” of Pennsylvania has ‘who, Judging from her photographs, is @ peach, © exhibition in New York is the world’s largest machine, probably designed for handling Maen, 'napoleon’s cocked hat recently sold for 43,- 000 |francs which have been knocked into some- thing closely resembling it. \ « ‘Author Harold Bell Wright is now the head of an extensive cattle ranch, where he should find material for some bully new novels. | In a recent murder trial much stress was laid upon the testimony of a “mystery woman,” as though there were any other kind. The mayor of Atlantic City complained that he was overcharged by a Louisville taxi driver. Why didn’t he take a boardwalk wheel-chair along? Some, for the sake of a few pennies, or the hance of keeping in the limelight, would not “ar to heap their calumnies on a whole com- mm '. ‘ {President Coolidge told reporters that the dumb-bell exercise he got at Amherst had helped him ‘through life. It possibly helped him in deal- ing *with dumb-bella encountered in Washington. ; Would you catch the real meaning were one to deel that the most perfect love sonnets the w bas ever known would never have been sung had} Mrs. Robert Browning remained Miss Eliza- beth Barrett? ; , There are just three classes: the man tho thinks work is a curse, the man who thinks work is abmctasary evil, and the man who thinks work is @ privilege. Only the latter is worthy of the name. THE UNKNOWN SCOUT "- At the recent annual meeting of the Boy Scouts of America, in Washington, a. bronze buf- falo medal was awarded to “The Unknown Scout.” The inspiration of this award was an unknown Boy Scout in London, who may be living today. This, briefly, is the story: 3 Some years ago, William D. Boyce,’ a Chicggo publisher, lost his way in a London fog. A young lad, noting his embarrassment, approached him and briskly saluting said: ‘May I be of service to you,” Mr. Boyce iquired the way to his destination and the lad showed him the way.- Reaching the place, Mr. Beyce offered the boy a shilling for his service, but the boy said: “I am a Scout; and Scouts do not accept tips for courtesies.” Mr, Boyce was interested and impressed. He asked about the Scouts. His young friend took him to the offiee of Sir Robert Baden-Powell, | founder of the movement, and as a result when Mr. Boyce later sailed for home he brought a trunk full of literature pertaining to scouting. Then he started the Boy Scout movement in America, with the aid of others who recognised the value of such training ag it affords. The medal awarded to “The Unknown’ Scout,” |- who befriended Mr. Boyce and thus caused the spread of scouting to America, was presented to the International Scout Bureau in London, ‘where it will be kept as a permanent memorial. _it is in- scribed as follows: “To the Unknown Scout, whose faithfulness in the performance of the Daily Good Turn brought the Scout movement to the United States of America.” Perhaps never has a simple act of kindness. ‘brought forth greater: or more beneficial results than that performed by this unknown London Boy Scout. ACHIEVEMENTS OF AGES Prqbably the developments of recent years have far exceeded the forecasts that the prophets of 50 to 100 years ago used to nifke. They could hardly have believed that we would now have a population rising far above the hundred million mark, or that one of our cities would greatly ex- ceed the population of the entire country at that time, or that boundless regions once tenanted only by Indians and wild animals, would now be -pop- ulous and prosperous states fully equipped with the machinery of modern civilization. é They would never have dreamed of. our scientific achievement, and how modern technical skill would create self propelled machines by which the average family could transport itself about, the country at a high rate! ofiapeed, oT j taillio) . of letters would be ea Across | iy acts mt’ monthly by mail services operating int the air. So now as we look ahead and make glowing predictions of America’s future, we probably have little idea of the triumphs in the field of me- chanical progress, and still more remarkable as re- spects social and educational conditions and hu- man welfare. The people of those times will no “| doubt look back to our boasted civilization, and consider it a crude and meager form of develop- ment, and they will be thankful they were not here in these primitive times. 4 p HOME WORK SWINDLERS Last week the Post Office Department issued a fraud order barring from the mails all matter addressed to or coming from~ jseveral concerns which advertise for persons to address envelopes and mail circulars at home. A sample advertise- ment of one of these swindling concerns is as fol- lows: “Ladies wanting home work, any kind, spare, time, write, inclose stamp. Eller Company, V-296, Broadway, New York.” 2 ; Those who replied to such advertisements were usually required to pay certain sums, from 50 cents to $3, for “directories,” “outfits,” or some similar equipment, before starting to work, Then the conditions under which the work was to be done were found to be such that few made any further | effort to engage in it. The swindlers made their money from the | small sums sent for the “outfits,” and from orders | for worthless jewelry and the like. Hundreds of women in need of employment made sacrifices to send these small amounts, only to suffer disap- | pointment through losing theit money and failing | to secure the remunerative work which they had been led to expect. It is hard to imagine a more contemptible or heartless swindling scheme than this, as it preys | entirely upon the poor and unfortunate who can least afford to lose the money thus fraudulently secured from them. Some are too cowardly to pull up the anchor and face the open sea. You ¢an't make progress when you drag the anchor. The flukes will hold somewhere and you'll rock idly in a placid haven. Storm or no storm, turn toward the boundiess deep. That's infinitely better than the esaseless and uv changing harbor. With all his versatility, the Prince of Wale hasn't sung in a single eisteddfod this year. eecesseoe WASHINGTON“ /42 LETTER P’x4 BY CHARLES P. STEWART NBA Service Writer ASHINGTON — Republicanism goes into the coming con- gressional election campaign to say’the least anxious; Democracy. in an optimistic frame of mind. Events of the last few months have played into the latter's hands. The administration’s world court policy has not proved as popular as had been hoped. The.western farm: era evidently are in an ugly humor. Prohibition has turned out to be much more of an issue than ‘had ‘been expected: and -it pr: to be ‘embarrassing ‘th “spots. Penn. eytvanin Republican __ senatorial primary scandal has done the party no good, eee HIE. Republican majority in the house of representatives is large enough to permit considerable losses and still remain a majority, but in the Senate it can be very easily wiped out, The present session of Congress opened with 56 Republican senators, 39. Democrats and one Farmer- Laborite, but the unseating of Sen- ator Brookhart in favor of Dan F. Steck changed the score to 55 Re- publicans and 40 Democrats. Of the 33 senators who come up | for re-election this year 26 are Re- | publicans and seven Democrats: eee HE Democrats, however, are re- spectively from Alaba' kansas, Florida, Georgia ana and North and South Carolina, | all safely Democratic states, so that | they are sure to succeed themselves | or be succeeded by other Democrats. The Republicans who go out of | office, however, include a ‘3 from Arizona, Kentucky, Ma a, Mis. sourt @nd Oklahoma, which are } normally Democratic. j Also inctuded tm the Republican | eclumn are Nevada apd Utah, which | are s2 far doubtful Mhat each one | has one Democratic senator now, = | t . | my? DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH By W. L. GORDON e Gseacecooces Don’t Say oe Words often misused: say “she was bound to go.” “determined to go.” Often mispronounced: caldron. Pronounce thes first syllable as “call,” not the @ as in “at.” Often misspelled: tariff; two fis. Synonyms: revenge, avenge, re- quite, repay, retaliate, punish. times and it is yours.”” Let us in- crease our vocabylary by master- ing one word each day. Today's word: exhort; to incite to good deeds by appeal or argument. “He paced to and fro, vainly ex- horting the terrified girl to com- pose herself.” By A. C. GORDON Cevccccvevecvescooccnees 1. Who alone can declare war in our country? 2. What state ranks first in the production of wheat? 8. What is the lion's only ene- . ' 4. the Mohicans”? 5. At what battles did the pol- itical existence of the United States begin? | Answers to Yesterday’s Questions | The liver. Massachusetts. “Hiawatha.” ee | | FQUNALLY there are, still tn the, | Republican list, the more or leas | | doubtful states of Colorado, | | Miincis, Indiana, New York, Okla: | | homa and, because of the farm situa: | Hon. fowa Even Massachusetts, | presumably with the vigorous cam paigner, ex-Senator ‘Dayid I. Walsh, | | running against the administration | | candidate, Senator William M. But- ler. probably ought to go into the | doubtful cass Under such circumstances it will be extraordinary if the Democrate fall to make considerable gains in | the upper house. A combined stove and table for/ j campers has heen invetited. | BEARUP’S DRY CLEANING WORKS 514 MARGARET STREET PHONE 227 MASTER CLEANERS AND | } Stucco and | Cement Werk Fer Plastering, —SEE— GATES COMPANY ‘attacked George Waines his Mercury. Manchester, England. HER. WEALTH TO ee BELFAST.— Miss Edizabeth | Toomey, a Ballyconnel ~ draper, | left her $250,000 estate to her manager. | DOG ROUTS BULL OTTUMWA, Ia.--When a bull! attacked the animal and put him to flight. Word. study; “Use a word three| Who wrote “The Last of} dog |! A pedestrian is safe only when he is riding. ‘ The trouble with being a follows: is. you get dust in your eyes. Summer would be nicer if it toc! an hour off for lunch, If you don't get a grip on your self someone else will. Way to leave footprints on the | sands of time is get out and dig. Germs never realize you are be- hind with your work. , (Copyright, 1926, NBA Service, Inc.) ONE IN TEN Neglecting a little weund, eut jor abrasion of the flesh may in nine cases out of ten cause no great suffering or inconvenience, jbut it is.the one case in ten-that| causes blood poisoning, lockjaw or a chronic festering sore. The cheapest, safest and best course is to disinfect the _ wound with liquid Borozone and apply the Borozone Fowder to complete the healing process. Price (liquid) 30c, 60¢ and $1.20. Powder 30c and 60c. Sold by all druggists. eo Let The-Artman Press print it. FIPILIPRALECECLLLLLLL LE SOUTHBOUND ARRIVE 6:25 A. M. 3:00 P. M. Florida East Coast Railway 4 THE ST. AUGUSTINE ROUTE Effective April 20, 1926 * NORTHBOUND LEAVE 7:30 P.M. 2:00°P. M. © Havana Special Royal Poinciana Dining Car Seryice—Trains 75 and 76 For Further Information See the Ticket Agent J. D. RAHNER, General Passenger Agent P& STEAMSHIP CO. UNITED STATES FAST MAIL ROUTES FOR: PORT. TAMPA—HAVANA-+WEST INDIES Lv. Key West for Havana 8:30 A. M. daily except Sunday and Wednesday. Ly. Key West for Port Tampa 7330 P. M. 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