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FAGE FOUR “THE KEY WEST CITIZEN THE CITIZEN PUBLISHING CO. L. P. ARTMAN, President. IRA J. MOON, Business Manager. Sey West, Florida, as second class matter her of the Associated Press Aceoriated Press is exclusively entitled to use pubiication of all news dispatches credited to credited in this paper and also lewal news published here. EBs: SURSCRIPTION RATES 4%) Months ffiree Months Whe Month ily = ADVERTISING RATES « @ade known on application. ——— — ards of thanks, resolutions of respect and obstuary aetices other than those which the paper may give as matter of news, will be charged for at the rate of 5 rents a line. Notice of church and society and all other enter- @inments from which a revenue is to be derived will %¢ charged for at the rate of 5 cents a line. @the Citizen is an open forum and invites discussion sf public issues and subjects of local or general inter- st, but it will not publish anonymous communica- fons. ‘IMPROVEMENTS FOR KEY WEST ; ADVOCATED BY THE CITIZEN Water and Sewerage. Road to the Mainland. Comprehensive City Plan. Hotels and Apartments. Bathing Pavilion. Borrowers Of trouble have no difficulty in se- euring a renewal of the loan. Congress might give a measure of relief to farmers and others by adjourning. rs 4 It would be refreshing to hear a new argu- ent either for or against prohibition. oe a Tom Masson says that capital punishment con- ists of just one reprieve after another. ; bach ° Driving a lawn mower is said to be a highly jexhilarating sport, but the boys don’t seem able ito see it that way. ‘ ' ey ‘ American people are said to need more power ‘of expression, but the automobile salesmen anyway ‘ 2 have all that is necéssary. REL RES Women are said to be taller, stronger, and jheavier than ever before, which is one more reason ‘why the men wil] have to behave. : . bo + Some people seem to think that it is danger- tous for the girls to smoke, but that is likely to make it more attractive to them. : It is claimed the government does not show sufficient interest in aviation, but anyway many flights of eloquence are reported from Washing- ‘ton.’ ; It is remarked that women have a steadying influence, but they don’t seem to steady the auto- mobile driver much when two of them climb into the front seat. Irving Berlin has written a new song, entitled “At Peace With the World and You.” Irving may the world, but at last Father-in-law Mackay was not. be at peace with reports Americans do not understand Europe, declares an Austrian diplomat. Referring, perhaps, to Ametica’s failure to understand why Austrians boy- cott beer on account of a raise in the price. NOTED WOMAN DROWNED Mrs. Aimee Semple McPherson, drowned while bathing near Los Angeles a few days ago, was one Worshipped by her adherents, but classed as a clever charlatan by of the notable women of her day her opponents, she gained a tremendous following @s an evangelist and healer. Through her efforts the great Angelus Tem- ple, qyer which she presided as high priestess, was | bailt Ti Los Angeles at an enormous cost. At her | magical command gold flowed into her coffers. For days after hér disappearance, her faithfal followers thronged the beach, prayed for her de liverance. One fanatical disciple plunged into the surf, declaring he was going to bring her back, and was himself drowned The rt that miragulously arise fram the waters of the sea on report” was spread she would # certain day at sunset, and thousands gathered to | witness the expected resurrection, but were disap pointed. Many gtill expect her lead her devoted cult, Whatever bay have Mrs McPher mendous influence reappear: pnimated over dynamic personality. Her mer the City of the Angels. INVESTIGATING CONGRESS' © Congressman Thomas of Oklahoma /took a somewhat novel line a few days ago, when he put in a request that Congress should investigate itself. He felt that many complaints are heard about the | way these lawmakers do their work, and that these \ complaints should be looked into and be either proved or disproved. | If Congress is wrong or partly wrong, he felt it should take notice of its faults, and if it is not | wrong, then the public should be assured of that | fact. good idea, and that congress might well investigate its own methods instead of some of the many sup- There will be many who will say this is a posed evils it has inquired into. ‘ The American people are not noted for rever- | ence for their public officials. If the government | is good on the whole, it is unfortunate if people are-not disposed to respect it. But the custom of | railing at and deriding Congress is common, and it | is generally felt that there for criticism in the doings or the failures of our prin- is much ground cipal legislative assembly. And yet one can not doubt that the congress- men as a whole are bright men, and they must be at least as honest as the average run of people or they would never get elected: | The actions of congress will always be unsatis- factory, so long as so many millions of people act ignorantly at the polls, or will not trouble to vote. To get a congress that shall do its work on a high | level of intelligence, you must make it certain that | the congressman who takes a highly intelligent and | conscientious point of view can commonly get | elected over someone who merely makes a narrow | and selfish appeal. i if Congress will not do its work must better, un- til the people take more interést in politi mand a higher standard on the pagf of their law- and de- HONOR FOR EDITOR t In recognition of his outstanding ‘service to the cause of education, a large group of léading | citizens of Birmingham recently presented _a hgnd- | some loving cup to Victor H. Hansén,~éditor and | publisher of the Birmingham News. For several years the News has conducted a vigorous campaign in the’ interest of better edu- | cational facilities for the youth FoffiAlgbama and | the South. As a practical’ means thward the end | sought Mr. Hanson in 1921 inaugurpted five an- | nual Birmingham. News -scholarshipa one to each | of the higher institution’ of learning in Alabama. | Each scholarship covers all necessary expenses of the student up to $500 a yeav, fpr four years. | Only boys and girls who would otherwise be unable | | | | to attend college are eligible for these, scholarships: The second group of beneficiaries will graduate this month. ss Besides the donation of these &eholarships, at a cost of $10,000 a year, Mr. Hanson madg an out- right gift of $10,000 to the five state nofmal schools | of the state, $2,500 to each, to be used as a re- volving loan fund for the benefit of worthy stu-| dents. He also contribtited largely to the erection of a $150,000 dormitory at the Waman’s College, & y named Weeona Hanson Hall, for Mrs, ‘Hanson. Many other benefactions by Mr.’ Hanson might be enumerated, but these will suffice to evince his | zeal in the cause of education, which has been so | fittingly recognized through the bestowal of this loving cup by his fellow-citizens. DULL BOYS WHO ROSE It is not always the boy who gives the bright- est promise in early life who reaches the greatest heights, as many illustrious examples may prove. In a recent lecture, Dr. Tregold, an eminent British | expert on feeble-mindedness, declared that Charles Darwin and Sir Isaac Newton were both backward as children, and would probably have been con- sidered sub-normal by present-day authorities. We may also be reminded that Richard Brins- ley Sheridan, the great dramatist, was character- ized by his own brilliant mother as “‘an impenetrable dunce.” Similar stories are tuld of early dulln on the part of Sir Walter Scott, Thackery, Weil- ington, Cromwell, and even the great Napoleon. Our own General Grant, while always mental- ly alert, was a ne’er-do-well during a part of his life and although he had performed creditable ser- Arms and at the outbreak of the Civil War wa vice in the Mexican War, resigned from the in 18 a clerk in a store at Galena, Ill. Yet he became th | first ever to hold the rank of a full general in the United States Army and was President eight y These examples, with many others w be cited, should be encouraging to tiggse wh be considered. below the average durin their sct years Rut they do not necessarily in umb-bell he that be cause a youngster is a d brilliant future | conclusion ‘both a’s as in "u accent on last | eys tinct, | bious, doubtful, | tain. crease gur vocabulary by master-| word: contempt made THE KEY WEST CITIZEN Ts DoaGone - FUNNY You FELLOWS CANT BRING ME The world changes. Arriving at a about like writing thé time on a piece of paper. —— NEA Service Writer ASHINGTON—What is wrong with the government? “Congres answers Con gressman Elmer Thomas of Okla- homa. j A téfeigerator is where you pug| . Then while thousands of critical AisHes containing a little food when fellow-citizens are « you don't want-to wash ‘them, | He nats the re ‘a diagnosis by objectir Garheke amen worked harder ‘be. | toe ttle of Cong (aw anindeme vented: ment rather than too much. He be- i lieves that Congr as the p | own chosen right arm, is the hope of the nation. Worry must be natural. Even people who are not married worry. Bet these north pole boost Santa Claus’ rent explorers English, on hi that there Sin the govern- Being in debt esting. experience. (Copyright, 19: n't even an inter- NEA Service, Inc.) passing institution on earth,” sa | Thomas. “When there is hard work or a new problem ahead, does Congres: tackle the job itself? It creates a bur or board or com mission and delegates to it some of its own vital authority. The present | Session promises to add half a dozen extra bureaus. We are getting a cov- ‘DAILY LESSONS IN" ENGLISH By W. L. GORDON ercseccessces e . often misused: ‘Don’t wed the buttons onto the Serial No. Department of the Land Office at OLSS55 Interior, Gainesville May », 1926 hereby given that of Big Pine, Flor “on the dress. | Mie: mispronounced: resume Pronounce « ra-zu-ma, “ray,” u as in “unit,” yllable. L misspelled: attorneys; res Often io NO 3 is (noun). | Myrtle L. Sims, ida, who, 0} Tomestead ry. N 188 rt 5, 1, Township 2 Han, Me intention Often E 5 {has filed notice of make Commutation Pr lish claim to th scribed, before Synonyms. obscure, ambiguous, — indis- de questionable, du- , on the indefinite, uncer- 24th S as witnesses z ers, of Big Pine “Use a word three yours.” Let us in Word study a imes anc ar W times and it i noo William H. Florida Minnte L. Duke, of ida. Johnson, of Big Pine ¢ Sands, of Big Pine ing one word each day. Deris:on. ridieul Every stat held in derision LOOK AND LEARN By A. C. 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BaD OL SI: reeing with him, | § ople’s | “But Congress is the greatest buck-| ys ij inly not people.” ‘Thomas’ conversation in truth and in fact is more than just’ a western congressman attracting attention to | himself, It is the conviction of one | who ha’ taken’ part actively in pub- | lic life ever since he thade speeches, 19-year-old schoolboy, in ree silver campaign of He ere the rather sweeping resolution he introduced recently to investigate the government. He proposes, in by that a com mittee consider the present mood of the nation for introspection and de- structive criticism would ask the same question to which he is giving his own answer, } inquiring of Ex-President Taft, ex | presidential candidate: judges, ex: governors and others who qualify a3 “elder statesmen.” His idea for the Inquiry has re. | ceived wide notice. 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