The Key West Citizen Newspaper, March 1, 1926, Page 2

wenecccoocess eecoccese WHO? Single“persons who had net income of $1,500 or more or gross income of $5,000 or more, and married couples who had net. income of $3,500| or more or gross income of $5,000 or more must file re- turns. e WHFN? The fiing» period ends March 15, +1926. WHERE? Collector of internal ; revenue for the district in { — which the person lives or has r Instructions on Form Ppaes and one half per ‘ (640A arid 1040; also the law nie lations. his principal place of busi- hess. 4 iow gent mormal tax on the first $4,000 jm excess of the per- zonal exemptions and credits. Three per cent normal’tax on theimext $4,000. Five per cent normal tax on the bal- ST. A, ance of net income. Surtax on net income in excess of Thin Men Skinny Men Run Down Men Nervous Men You're behind the times if you don’t know that Cod Liver Oil is the greatest flesh producer, in the} world. Because it contains more vital- izing vitamines than any food get. a “ ‘ou’ll be glad to know that Cod Bn ow, so if you really want 0 or 12 pounds of solid on your bones and and strong—ask Key Company or any drug- @ box of MeCoy’s Cod und Tablets. cents for 60 tablets you,don’t gain five pounds our druggist is au- s : es alittle wound, cut y of the flesh may in out of ten cause no or ‘inconveniente, one ease in temthat poisoning, toes ic festering sore. ..The and best Bo a is ‘wound with liquid q apply the Borozone the healing Price (liquid) 30c, 60c Powder 30c¢ and 60c. druggists. MWF the Artman Press do your MLLE. GEORGETTE D'LORZA, Famous French Dancer. | | | comes in sugar coated |. A KEY WEST: CATECHISM (By Frank W. Lovering) What is Florida? i One of the 48 varieties of these United South of everything else to the north, including 47 of these United States and the rest of North America. What is Key West? A city in Florida. And where? South of every other city, town, village and hamlet in these United States, on a coral island 130 miles from the mainland at a cross- roads of the sea. How can one get there? Try an aeroplane, a steamship, a yacht or the Florida East Coast Railway, or in two years by auto over the Over-Sea Highway. Try a railroad 130 miles out to sea? Yes! Flagler did. What are the Florida Keys? Emerald stepping stones set on the lines of God’s Survey through a tropical fairyland for the swinging stride of the giant Success in quest of an earthy Eden, and all of these Keys will be traversed over by the Over-Se: Highway. r Was the giant Success disappointed? No, He found Key West, an island treasure gleaming on the breast of the gulf like a-chip flung down by the triumphant sun at its parting with the dawn. Where are the Florida Keys? In the tropics west of the East~ Coast of Florida. In the tropics? Yes, where the thermometer manufac- turers never ship an instrument measuring lower than 72 degrees because it’s summer all winter and every house is without a chimney. What is the population of Key West? Going on to 50,000 and beginning to go now. Are there any class distinctions? Yes, two: those who have visited Key West, and every other unfortunate person. Word of eight letters meaning visitors? T-o-u-r-i-s-t-s. What are tourists? Permanent residents in the bud. What is a booster? A tourist who believes Key West and the rest of the Florida Keys comprise the Ameriean. Riviera. ‘What else does a booster believe? He believes that the remainder of the world revolves around Key West and the rest of the Florida Keys. What does a booster do? He tells the world, and he doesn’t cringe when the world points a crooked finger at its forehead. How do boosters get to Key West? Every way except by automobiles. Will they ever come by automobile? Yes, in just a little while. The Dixie Highway’s putting off to sea. The Dixie Highway’s putting off to sea? It is.. Drive west on the County Road across Stockaldo Key and ask for Saddle Bunches. Or, back in Homestead, take a taxi south to Largo. Where do we go from there? “East is west, and west is east” and ever the twain shall meet on a bridge that will the . % ening —— Ask any live Key Wester. He knows. The “Road-to-the-Mainland” bond issues are for $2,650,000 and $360,000 respectively. besides the proposed Road to are attracting ever-increasing crowds to Key West? Mr. Cyclone, Mr. Blizzard and the Wave Sisters, Misses Hot and Cold. What is the best time to come to Key West? Now, before Gabriel sounds. his trumpet. And bring the family. It’s only 47 hours from Broadway! Miss D’Lorza will appear at Serr Carles Theatre Wednesday and Saturday, March 3 and 6. Young vigor health followed by se risyleft me tooweak 5 to walk. 1 thought amy time had come. 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