Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, December 31, 1913, Page 5

Ow tw age a4sgeng ee St - ~ -4— IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE J. H. GRADY & CO. General Merchandise Where Everything is Sold—Where Farm Produce is Bought. Groceries, Dry Goods, Clothing, Boots @ Shoes, Hardware, Farm Machinery A Stock that‘is always kept Fresh and Up-to-Date is the kind that Pleases Particular People. J. H. GRADY & CO., Cohasset QOL PIO T OI OOD : Coh Local ; Cohasset Locals > BOR Loetoarpeloeloetoetontonlontoetoetoetoetentoals fo Ed. Goulet is here from Hill City visiting with relatives. Noah Goulet of Akeley, is visit- ing at the home of his parents, Mr. and Mrs. F. X. Goulet. A twelve pound baby girl arrivec at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Comstock early this week. The reading room at the Central school will not be open this week on account of the holidays. Ladies Aid of the Christian meet with Mrs. D. Coch- rane, Thursday, January 8. Rev. and Mrs. LeRoe were in, Aitken for two or three days visit- ing the parents of Mrs. LeRoe. s. A. Dunn and wife of Deer River have been here several days visiting the family of Dolph Dunn. F, W. Stockwell and family cele- brated Christmas day by entertain- ing the Stokes and the Jewell fam- ilies. Miss Phoebe Smith hes been spending a few days with George Becker and family at. Pokegama lake. She returned today. Mrs. E. Curtis, from up the river, has been spending a few days with her fathe id mother, Mr. and Mrs. H. Cleveland. J Florence Finnegan and Flore Craig of Grand Rapids spent part of their Christmas va- eation with Miss Evelyn Lane. Announcement will lafer be giv- en of the second entertainment of the lecture course, which takes plac riday evening, January 9th, Mrs. Dr. Hursh and son, Doug came home Monday from Henning, where they were spending the holidays with the parents of Dr. Hursh. Misses Evelyn Lane and Gladys MeNaughton gave a dancing party at Lane’s hall Christmas night to a number of their friends. The young folks present had a splendid time. Today O’Brien & Callahan ship- ped nine head of horses to Ray, Minn. Morris O’Brien is going to North Dakota some time this week and will bring back sixteen horses. These will also be sent to Ray. Mr. and Mrs. Voss of Manning, Iowa, and their daughter, Violet, are visiting at the Comstock home. Mr. Voss is here for the purpose of taking treatment under Dr. Hurgh, and the probabilities are the family will locate here. A. Quackenbush of Barrows, Minn., brother of Mrs. John Lane, accompanied by his wife spent several days with the Lane family. Monday they went to Hibbing for a short visit and will then to Cohasset the latter part of this week, The Christmas entertainment given by the children on Cristmas eve at the Methodist church was a great success. A large crowd was present and everything went off smoothly, and the efforts put forth by the children showed careful training and were appreciated by all. Special services will be held at the Methodist church New Year's eve. After the meeting the Happy Hustlers class will gather at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Stackhouse. Mrs. Stackhouse has ‘kindly offered tu serve am oyster supper to this enthusiastic crowd, and as her at- tainments as a hostess are well known, it is safe to s that all those invited will be present. Dignity of Senatorial Visiting. There is something impressive in the way one senater generally calls on an- other in the office building at Washing- | ton. A repressive dignity precludes the | old time free and easy method of “drop- ping in to see Tom” or Jim or Jack —kicking in the door and sitting down on the table or desk and “smoking up” without invitation. Today there is a sedate step, measured and regular, as the senator sets out to call, with a manner and bearing that at once sug- gest senatorial dignity and courtesy. Such a bearing and dignity must per- force take the piace of the impressive senatorial toga of the old days, and a | visiting dramatist (a lady, to be sure) has suggested that it would be most ; fascinating to «ome to the senate on | some holiday and find the distinguish- |ed gentlemen who pow wear tweed ' and business suits attired in the Cae- |sarian toga and mantle—a mise en scene that would leave Shakepeare’s Julius Caesar at its best presentation | hopelessly in the background. — Joe | Mitchell Chapple in National Maga- zine. | | Dreamiand, | hours out of the daily twenty-four. ; That means they sleep one-third of each day, or one-third of their entire lives. And, according to many scien- tists, the whole time we are asleep we dream. We do not remember most of these dreams. Indeed, we remember only the very last one before we wake or some dream that is so vivid it wakes us. In other words, for one-third of our total lives we are dwelling in dreamland. And dreamland is a coun- try of more utter absurdities. more grisly horrors, more fears, hopes, sur- prises and novelties than any land de- scribed by the most imaginative au- thor. It is a land full of mystery, a land that science has for sixty centu- ries sought in vain to explore. It lies amid wholly unexplored regions of the human brain, regions which its posses- sor never saw.—New York World. A young lady was critically examin- ing a pair of shoes which the clerk had just fitted on. She carefully serutiniz- ed first one foot. then the other. Final- ly she said slowly: “Don't you think one of my feet is larger than the other?” “No. indeed, madam!” replied the would be diplomatic clerk. “On the contrary, I think one is smaller than the other.”—Lippincott's, "| SPECIAL MILLINERY SALE From December 1 to January 1 All Hats at One- Half Price, Great Bargains in Trimmings and Scarfs, Children’s Hose Work. and Embroidery MRS. W. W. FLETCHER COHASSET, MINN. return ; Most ‘people sleep for about eight | INTENTION AI TAMED THE OLD SOLDIER. He Was Not “a Beggar,” but Carmen Syiva Became One, One day, walking in a hospital ward, the queen of Roumania came upon an old soldier suffering from a compound fracture of the leg and threatened with gangrene. He would not give consent to the surgeons to amputate. He feared that should he do so he would be classed among the beggars. “I am not a beggar,” said the stout old soldier proudly. “I'll lose my life, but not my honor.” “Tis true,” said Carmen Sylva, “you are not a beggar, but I am.” She threw herself on her knees at the bed- side. “I have never prayed but to God,” and, taking his hand, she added: “But I now supplicate you to listen to his wish and mine. Let your leg be taken off and spare your life to your family, your country and to me, and”— “And, if I consent, what then?” “What then!" she exclaimed joyful- ly. “Why, I shall give you the most beautiful artificial leg that can be made in Europe, and when the war is over you shall come and dance at the palace with your sons.” “I consent,” he said softly, “but you must hold my hand during the opera- tion.”"—T. P.’s London Weekly. “JUMP, JUDY, JUMP!” Dancing In London In the Early Part of the Last Century. Lady Bell. writing in the London Times regarding the modern dance, quotes extracts from “The Letter Bag of Lady Elizabeth Spencer Stanhope.” The following passages are taken from a letter written in 1812: “Lady Elizabeth gave a very success- ful ball, where, for the first time in London, the polka was danced in pub- lic and people stood upon the chairs and rout seats to watch it * * * Mr. Theodore Hook declared that ‘the ob- noxious dance was calculated to lead to the most licentious consequences.” * * * Subsequently the Sporting Maga- zine * * * denounced the dance which, ‘to the disgrace of sense and taste, has obtruded itself into the whole cir- cle of the fashionable world, * * * a will corrupting dance. * * * a com- pound of immodest gesture and in- fectious ‘poison.’ ” * On the other hand, I must also quote from the samié work ‘the admonition of an Irish lady of that period at a ball to her daughter, who was not dis- playing enough spirit in her dancing: “Jump, Judy, jump! The guardsmen are looking on!” | Intellectual Humor. The region of intellectual humor. | which may be roughly illustrated by such sayings as that of George Sand that nothing is such a restorative as rhetoric or the claim advanced by a patriot that Shakespeare was undoubt- edly a Scotchman on the ground that his talents would justify the supposi- tion. The humor of George Sand’s epigram depends upon the perception that rhetoric, which ought to be based upon a profound conviction, an over- | whelming passion, an intense enthusi- | asm. is often little more than the aban- | donment of a personality to a mood of intoxicating ebullience. while the bu- mor of the Shakespeare story lies in a sense of the way in which a national predilection will override all reason- able evidence.—A. C. Benson in “At | Large.” The Scotch Invaders. One of the most valiant defénders of the Scots parliament was Lord Belha- ven. who delivered an eloquent oration in which a vision of Scotland undone by English invaders filled the bill. He saw poor Caledonia overrun by Eng- lish traders, English attorneys, Eng- lish judges—the whole nation, in fact, looking in vain for work because Eng- land had sent her aliens into every town to fill the fat places. The alarm- | ing speech produced a profound effect until Lord Marchmont suggested that Belhaven should add, “I awoke, and behold it was a dream!” And a dream it has proved, if we interpret dreams | in the usual way, by contraries.—Lon- | don Chronicle. A man was fixing his automobile. “Trouble?” asked a bystander. “Some,” was the laconie answer. “What power car is it?” “Forty horse,” came the answer. ‘ “What seems to be the matter with i “Well, from the way she acts I should say that thirty-nine of the horses were dead.” ORDER FLOWERS Thru local dealers or Agents when possible, but insist on DULUTH FLORAL CO. goods and service—the best in Duluth without argu- ment, when it comes to Wedding Boqueta or Emblems for Funerals. | telephones exclusively, SLAYER HOLDS POSSE AT BAY Eecapes From Barricaded. House Un- der Cover of Fog. Pittsburg, Dec. 30.—Dodging from tree to tree and firing as he ran, Henry Rokowski, who shot and killed Constable Martin Windt and probably fatally wounded two other persons at West Homestead, a suburb, held a Posse of 200 deputy sheriffs and citi- zens at bay on the hills above Mo- nongahela valley. The shots were returned, but Ro kowski escaped through the woods to a deserted cabin, where he barricad- ed th? doors and taking position at a window fired at every movement within his range of vision. A heavy fog hung over the valley and Rokowski managed to get away from his hiding place without being observed by the posse. BOARD ASKS TAX REFORM Seuth Dakota Commission Proposes Classification Plans. Pierre, S. D., Dec. 30.—Tax reform } through constitutional and legislative action is proposed by the state tax commission in a resolution that has just been adopted by the state tax commission, in which the present sys- tem is declared to be cumbersome and expensive and incomprehensible and conflicting. The remedy through con- stitutional amendments would be the classification of property for taxing purposes. PHONES REPLACE STRIKERS Four Hundred Operators on Frisco System Locked Out. St. Louis, Dec. passenger.trains on the Frisco rail- way system are being operated by following the lockout of 400 telegraph operators who had threatened to strike, and the removal of telegraph instruments from ‘stations throughout the system. | The double coup of the railroad in locking out:its telegraphers and ar- ranging for a telephone system in dispatching trains dumbfounded the telegraphers. Larson Ghe ... Optometrist Is AT THE POKEGAMA HOTEL THE (TH AND 16TH EVERY MONTH STRICTLY A STATE MATTER Governor Ferris Sees No Reason for Federal Interference. Big. Rapids, Mich., Dec. 30.—John B. Densmore, a solicitor of the federal department of labor, conferred with Governor Ferris at his home here concerning the strike situation. Mr. Densmore left for Calumet im- mediately afterward. “I am still of the opinion that there is no necessity for the federal auther- ities to take action in this affair,” the governor said. “There is a grand jury now in session at Houghton. Moyer or anybody else can go before that body and get justice. It is strict- ly a state matter and Michigan can handle it.” After the conference Governor Fer- ris said that Solicitor Densmore had explained that he did not come to Michigan to begin a federal investi- gation into the strike conditions. Kills Wife and Baby. Cincinnati, Dec. 30.—Robert M. Willard, who says he is a magician, shot and killed a woman registered as his wife and a little year-old baby girl in a prominent hotel here and later ran shrieking down the street, driving all pedestrians to cover while flourishing a revolver. He was cap- tured while attempting to get across the river into Kentucky. The Australian Appetite, An Australian paper gives some sur- prising statistics of what the average Australian eats. Apparently he has the best appetite, if not the best diges- tion, of any human being on the plan- et. He eats every year 264 pounds of meat, which works out at an average of two sheep and one-fifth of a bul- lock for every man, woman and baby in Australasia. He eats more than twice as much meat as the average \weight of sugar. If he is a Tasmanian he eats a quarter of a ton 9@ potatoes in a year. 30.—Freight and COHASSET, MINNESOTA, DECEMBER 31, 1913. em P tion is quickly shown. Long - Distance The Emergency Value of Big Organization When a real catastrophe happens to a telephone system, such as the recent tornadoes, fires and floods, the value of a big and centralized organiza- To meet great. emergencies and to give efficient and dependable service at all times, the Associated Bell Companies operate under one policy and as one system for universal service. Lines Reach Nearly Everywhere. Bell Telephone BREAKFAST MENU. Cereal. Cream. Baked Mackerel. French Fried Potatoes. Cocoa. Popovers. N summer it is better to eat fish I than meat, for it is nutritious and much less heating than the latter. Among the fish now in season the fol- lowing are popular and inexpensive: Baked With Cream. Baked Mackerel.—Split and clean two small mackerel. Place in a but- tered dripping pan. sprinkle with salt and pepper and pour over one-half cup- ful thin cream. Bake in a hot oven. Broiled Flounder With Sauce.—Clean and skin a flounder. sprinkle both sides with pepper and salt and squeeze over it a little lemon juice. Dip the fish in warmed batter, cover well with finely grated breadcrumbs, place on a gridiron and broil over a clear fire, turning to brown both sides equally. Bone an anchovy, put the fiesh into a mortar with a small lump of butter and pound it; then place it in a small saucepan with the strained juice of a lemon and stir over the fire for a few minutes. When cooked place the founder on a hot dish, pour the an- shovy sauce over it and serve. For Sea or Fresh Trout, Baked Trout.—Take two pounds of trout, a tablespoonful of butter, a ta- blespoonful of onion juice, a table- spoonful of flour, a cupful of milk, a teaspoonful of salt, a dash of paprika and a tablespoonful ef chopped pars- ley. Brush pan with drippings, lay on it the fish, which has had scales, head, tail and backbone removed. Cover with cream sauce and bake thirty minutes. Serve on a hot plat- ter sprinkled with chopped parsley. Fish and Cereal. Bluefish With Rice.—Five cupfuls water, two cupfuls boiled rice, quarter cupful of olive oil. a pound of blue- Ash, some salt and pepper. Place olive oil in a deep vessel and bring to the smoking point on a moderate fire. Add the water gradually and when this tomes to a boil put in the rice, place the fish over the rice, seasen to taste, cover and leave slowly boiling till all the water has evaporated. Serve hot. 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