Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, October 30, 1912, Page 5

A burned child dreads the fire, but @ woman wil] always put her hand out to see if the second fire is as/ hot as the first, ~ Says the Washington Star: strong.” Yes, and— how oft am ora- tor must rant, and tear his hair and! sob. that he may land the needifius votes to put him on the job. gee A Wisconsin woman drew a ten} days’ sentence for calling another} “Hom oft an orator must go before tie heediess throng amd sprain his vocal cords to show his mind is good and a book, That youcam read and care just So long, But, presently, You feel thet you will die “ Unless you get the page you're readin’ done And turn another. maybe net so good, i ‘em all, —Kipling. Isn't that a fact? Or are you one woman, who let her chickens rum at.! of the folks who don’t get the wander- large, chosen names. Gazette thinks, however, that it may” have been worth it. Sah cat agitated over the question as to whether one should eat soup cor drink soup. From personal observa- The Stillwater | just, but just go along nicely year after year without the “something hid- | den, go and find it,” whisper that jmakes your more erratic neighbor mew scenes and new faces, always | looking for the pot of gold at the rainbow’s foot, always seeking that tion we incline to the opinion that| beautiful, elusive intangible thing c<l most people drink it—with loud, joy- ful sounds, likewise. ye We are reliably informed that two jled Happiness. And the wonderful | part of it all is that somewhere. | its waiting for one, for every longing, every aspiration of the human heart stars of a grand opera company danc-!comtaims its own prophecy of fuifill- ed the turkey trot at the union sta- tion in St. Paul. Being song birds they naturally take kindly to the poul|'@S d@one—except when awful long— | try dances. —h Small Peeves of Life. The man that makes me maddest, And inflames heart’s inmost core Is the one who makes an exit and Forgets to shut the door! —Quentin in Minneapolis Trib. Another man that causes rage— I fain would shed) his gore Comes in on busy days to tell The jokes of '84 —Ua. a A Chicago woman fell four storie | the other day and managed to escape | without serious injury. If she'd ever done a newspaper stunt that Chicago woman would have been gratefull to get off so easy, as the rest of us fall for more them four ries every day; of our lives. ane “There is only one thing that travels faster than pad news,’ migr@j- izes the Princeton News, “and that is the reputation of being an easy} mark.”’ —M— Dorothy Dix says stockings show a girl’s judgment. Ever hear ’em call- edi ithe before? A Minneapolis clergyman thinks that profanity is being used less thar ever before, which makes the Bemidji | Sentinel hazard the guess that the reverend gentleman didn’t gather his statistics during the pratridge season after the birds became wild. Nor he didn’t gather them in the fish- ing season, when, just as you’re Jand ing a big fellow—the time breaks. —u— When, a gathering of ladies takes place and the hospital reminiscenses begin, the nature of the meeting is usually changed from an, aid) society or bridge whist party into am orgary recital. =e Women. You may talk about women, Their style and all that, But the smaller the woman The bigger the hat. —Yonkers Statesman. You may talk about women Who giggie and flirt, But the fatter the woman The tighter the skirt. —Indianapolis Star. You may talk about women The boid or sedate, But the taller the woman The shorter her mate. —Chicago Record-Herald- You may talk about women As much as you can, But the prettiest woman Picks the homliest man. —Youngstown Telegram. You may talk about women The blondes and brunettes, But the peach of a woman A mal lemon gets. . —Detroit Free Press. You may talk about women But of those you have heard Have you Yet found a woman Who would miss the last word . —Judge. You may talk about women But everyone| knows, _ ‘Thait it takes all our wages ‘To keep ‘em in clothes. - —Nate Collier in Duluth News-Trib. ment. As the “Tramp RoYal’’ said: “God bless this world, whatever she I've found it good; so write, before I g0, '@ liked! tit all!” —The Looker-On. | Tuesday Evening’s Program. | The members of the Woman's chub | will take part in the following pro- gram at their regular meeting mex | Tuesday evening, November 5: | Resporise to roll call: “A Promi- | ;nent American and His Nationality.” | Paper: “Who Is the American?” Review: “The Making of an Amer- | | ican.” | Reading: “Moral Obligations of | Citizenship.” Criticism. | Permission has been received from |the library beard to use the rooms jin the pasement of the libramy for | social center work, amd’ particularily: | |for the use of fanmers’ wives as % |nest room A committee was appoint- ed at last might’s meeting of the |club to take charge of raising tie [finances which will be needed to fit up the rooms for the purposes de- i }sired. Mrs. O'Connell, Mrs. Philip, | | Smith and Mrs. A. A. Reed were the ways and means committee named, and they will be pleased to receive | suggestions from amyone as to ‘the most effective way of raising’ the | needed funds. 1 { Woman’s Club Tuesday. | The woman's club held its regular, meeting last evening, taking up the negative side of the Montessor system for general discusisjon. Next week ithe regular work for the clult year will begin, the program for the year being devoted to “American Progress.”” i The subject “Who is an American,” will be the first topic under discus- sion, followed by a review of the book, “The Making of an American.” “Obligations of Citizenship’ will be another topic of the near future. The program will include an evening devoted to suffrage, when the subdject will be argued pro and con, while progress along the lines of literature, art, invention, science and econo- |mies will form a part of the year's; work. {al ae Wiel id |Party For Mrs. Curto. | Missi Resemary Logan entertained a party of young ladies last Saturday evening, complimentary to Mrs. Pete Curto, of Swan River. | Cards were played during the early | hours, followed by a service of re- | freshmentss, These bidden to meet Mrs, Cur- to were: Miss Peulah Claus, Miss Pearl Gole, Miss Mae Benton, Miss | Viola Burke, Miss Mae Doddridge, | Miss Katherine Burke, Miss Ethel Shook, Miss Lelah Aikin, Miss Lucy Stevens and Miss Mary Brandon. Political Equality Club Meeting. The members of the Political | Equality club will hold their next regular meeting at the public li- brary next Thursday evening, No- vember 7, at eight .o’clock. A program of interest is being { think this bloomin’ world is like| day in the village hall and will also The Louisville Courier-Journal is|strike out into mew paths and among | prepared and several of the members will give short talks on matters ner taining to the question af. ing the suffrage propaganda, aie ef- fectively. Attend Sunday School Meeting. — A number of representatives went. up from here Sunday to attend. the district Sunday school convention held at Deer River that afternoon, Those represemting: the Grand Rapids Sun- a schools ‘were Mrs. C. C. McCar- thy, Mrs Bryan, Miss, Esther Tun- berg, Miss Avery and Mr. Hoising- . serve lunches during the afternoon.. An apron sale will also be conduct- ed by the ladies during the day. Dinner Wednesday Evening. Mrs. Li. M. Bolter entertained at dinner Wednesday evening. Covers w jaid for eight. present being Miss Vogel, Miss Thomas, Miss Stanley, But what you're after is to turn} ye Wapts. Mr. Dailey, Mr. Carley, Mr. and Mrs. Bolter. Cards and music were enjoYed dur- ing the later evening hours. For Mrs. Conway. Mrs. F. EB. Harrison entertained a | party of friends at dinner Wednes- day evening, complimentary to, her Mrs. Conway of Detroit, Minm., who was the guest of Mr. | and Mrs. Harrison last week. Baraca Social Saturday. The Baraca class of the Presbyter- ian Sunday school will be entertain~ ed at the home of Hubert Sawyer | Satunday evening, November 2, ail members of the class are cordial- ly imvited to attend. With Mrs. Mundigel. Mrs. E. J. Mumdigel will entertair the lddics of the Swedish Luther- an Aid society next Wednesday, af- ternoon, November 6. A cordial in- | vitation is extended to all. Entertained Football Team. The members cf the City football team were the guests of Lester Lof- beng Tuesday evening, October 22: A delicious supper was served and the evening passed imformally. Flower Furic Will Meet. The ladies of the Royal Neighbora Flower Fund will de emtertained’ by; | Mrs. Viipond) next Tuesday afternoon, November 5. | Will Dance Friday Evening. A dance will be givem in village hall Friday evening under the aus- pices of the Neeme club. | A Passing Hail. Let us rest ourselves a bit. Worry?—wave your hand to it— Kiss your finger tips and ‘smiile It farewell a little whiie. Weary of the weany way, We have come from yesterday, Let us fret us not, instead Of the weary: way alread. Let us pause and catch our breath, On the hither side of death— While we see the tender shoots Of the grasses—not the roots. Voyage off, beneath the trees, O’er the field's enchanted seas, Where the lilies are our sails And our sea-gulls, nightingaies. Where no wiider storm shall beat Than, the wind that waves the wheat And no tempest bursts above The old laugh we used to love. Lose all trouble—gain release, Languor, and exceeding peace: Cruising idly o’er the vast Calm) midocean of the past. Let us rest ourselves a bit. Weary?—wave Your hand ito dit— Kiss your finger-tips and smile It farewell a iittle while. —James Whitcomb Riley: AGED COHASSET PAIR PLEDGE TROTH Only Nine Couples Chose October as Good Month to Assume Marriage Vows. A couple whose combined ages total 124 years were granted a licensa to wed from’ the clerk of court's of- fice this month. They were Skeffing- ton T. Bonmes and Mrs. Amy Baldwin of Cohasset, each aged 62 years, who sectped a license October 24, Thi¥ is the groom’s first venture in mat- rimony, but the bride has two mar- riages to her credit in the past, prov- ing her faith in-the institution of matrimony by a third venture. Re- iturms on the license have not yet been received at the'clerk’s office. © Besides the Cohasset couple only | eight other matrimonially inclined pairs secured licenses during October the list including Charles Murphhy and Emma Pahl of Deer River; Joe Krugel and Miss Letty Betts, Grand Rapids; Fred-Ahiskog and Miss An-| The na Bergman, John Kanand Miss Kus: taa Lehato, Deer River; Leslie Ed- ward Patterson and Miss Myrtle Voss| of Cohasset; Albin Deneyer and Miss Sophia Ghequire, Deer River; Horace] our PPR EOEPSOOHETEH OEE OOOO EHS & |Over 3,000,000 Repabitions. Will |John J. Blaine af Wisconsin, one of GRAND se MILLINERY ig = one Children’s » trimmer who knews 3 her business. DRESS MAKING You will “have a fit’’ and be delight- ed if our expert designer make your clothes. Fit, Style and Workmanship | guaranteed. | DRESS | MATERIALS Silks, Voi Chiffons, Mar- H quisettes, Etc. 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As the campaign draws to a closq it is certain that Woodrow Wilson! vill receive more that 3,000,000 Re- publican votes for president. This announcement was made at the Western headquarters of the Wil- son National Progressive Republican League fdllowimg a review by Rudolph Spreckels of San, Francisco, president of the league, and) Senator the vice-presidents, of the work ac- complished. A number of strong Republican states were placed in the Wilson col- umn, by these men who said that Wilson. would carry them with the aid of Progressive Republican. votes. “Not only wili the progressive re-} publicans vote in lange numbers for}; Wilson,” said Mr. Spreckels, “but it is the intention of those who dis- approve of Taft put who will not sub mit to Mr. Roosevelt’s attempt to disrupt the Republican party, to go right along with the Progressive Re- publican movement, re-organize and place it upon the same substantial footing it held prior to the national conventions, this Year when it was; led by the fighting Republican insur-|% gents in the United States senate.” Mr. Spreckels said that California would be carried for Wilson by the aid of Republican votes. Senator Blaine said that the same would hap-| pen in Wisconsin, Frank EB. Packard, editor of the Bismarck, (N. D.), Times, in a written report said that Roosevelt will not get as many votes im( North Dakota as he did at the presidential primary when he was de feated by Senator La Follette, and that Wilson will carry the state. Among the other Republican states placed in the Wilson column by Re-~ publican votes, according te the an- nouncement, are Minnesota, Nebraska. Kansas, Michigan and Ohio. The list of names gaithered by the league has reached a total of more tham 800,000. This number of letters, each contain- ing literature, has been mailed from the hearquarters. Progressive Re- publican organizers have visited the states where the Progressive Republi- can, movement is strong. Louis D. Brandies of Boston, and’ other Progressive Republican speak- ets have been on the stump work- ing for Wilson. 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