Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, September 9, 1908, Page 8

——— er . Thousands of American women | in our homes are daily sacrificing ~ \Seir lives to duty. in order to keep the home neat and pretty, the children well dressed and tidy, women overdo, A female weakness or displacement is often brought on and they suffer in silence, drifting peat | from bad to worse, knowing well that they ought to have help to overcome the pains and aches which daily make lifea burden. It is to these faithful women that LYDIA E. PINKHAM’S VEGETABLE COMPOUND comes as @ boon and a blessing, as it did to Mrs. F. Ellsworth, o: Mayville, N. Y., and to Mrs. W. P. Boyd, of ‘Beaver Falls, Pa., who say: “T was not able to do my own work, owing to the female trouble from which I suffered. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege- tableCompound helped me wonderfully, and I am so well that I can do as big a day’s work as I ever did.. I wish every sick woman .voud try it. FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN. For thirty yesrs Lydia E. Pink--| ham’s Vegetable Compound, made from roots and herbs, has been the standard remedy for female an and has positively cured thousandso women who have been troubled with displacements, inflammation, ulcera- tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, backache, that bear- ing-down feeling, flatulency, indiges- tion,dizziness,or nervous prostration. Why don’t you try it? Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women to write her for advice. She has guided thousands to health. Address, Lynn, Mass. Just because a married man does the things his wife wants him to do it is no sign that-he is stuck on the job. AND FILMS FROM US. r loping and finishing. . 5th st., Minneapolis. The next best thing to knowing how to get a thing is knowing how to get along witout it. BUICK AUTOMOBILES. The Winne end for FREE catalog. Pence Automo! €o., Minneapolis, Minn. Children come into the world heav- ily handicapped because they are not permitted to select their own parents. Allen’s Foot- sweating feet. ¢ nal powder for a Powder for swollen yelief, ‘The origi- c at Druggists. ast, es When you find the truth in your ‘way you may be sure you are on the wrong road. KIDNEY 2 las “makes and sells more ‘and $3.50 shoes than any other manufacturer in the world, shi , fit better, eause they hold their shape, At better, ‘Al Pres, for E ly, Met Baye Nomen, Mises Children When Answering Advertisements Kindly Mention This Paper. PAINT. Everybody should know how simple and easy it is to avoid all uncertainty in buying paint materials, Therd are many so-called white leads on the market, which contain chalk, zinc, barytes, and other cheap adulterants. Unless the property owner takes ad- vantage of the simple means of pro- tection afforded him by reliable white lead manufacturers, he runs great risk of getting an-inferior and adulterated} white lead. It is to protect the paint-buyer against fraud and adulteration that National Lead Company, the largést makers of genuine Pure White Lead, place their famous “Dutch Boy Paint- er” trademark on every keg of their product, an absolute guarantee of its purity and quality. Anyone who wants ' to make a practical test of white lead, ; and who wants a valuable free book | about painting, should address Na- tional Lead Company, Woodbridge Bldg., New York, and ask for test equipment. Where The Octopus Abounds. “The rocky coast of Britany,” said a lifeguard, “abounds in octopus—the pieuvre, as they say down there. Walk at Breton beach at low tide—the béach of St. Lunaire, for instance— and you will easily find in a half mile a score or more of perfect cuttlefish of those friable white bones that birds love. They are from six inches to a foot or more in length, snowy and very prettily shaped; they make nice ash trays. The peasants gather them for bird food, for ash trays and also, I believe, for cigarette cases. They are bones of the octopus, and their abundance is a convincing proof of the octopus in those rock-strewn wa: ters of France. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup. For children teething, softens the guras, reduces in ‘ammation, allays pain, cures wind colic. 25ca bottle. Asleep at the Switch. Guide—“Kindly notice the long time that elapses before the echo of my voice reaches us. HELLO,HELLO, HELLO!” Echo (few seconds later)—“Hello, hello, hello!” operator, absently)—Number, please?” WE SELL GUNS AND TRAPS CHEAP & buy Furs & Hides. Write for catalog 105 N. W. Hide & Fur Co., Minneapolis, Minn. Scientific Prophecy. Knicker—When is your wife coming home? Bocker—The first night I have the boys up for a little game. THREE CURES OF ECZEMA. | Woman Tells of Her Brother’s Terrible Suffering—Two Babies Also Cured —Cuticura Invaluable. “My brother had eczema three dif- ferent summers. Each summer it came out between his shoulders and down his back, and he said his suffering was terrible. When it came on the third summer, he bought a box of Cuticura Ointment and gave it a faith- ful trial. Soon he began to feel better and he cured himself entirely of ec- zema with Cuticura. A lady in In- diana heard of how my daughter, | Mrs. Miller, had cured her little son of terrible eczema by the Cuticura Remedies. This lady’s little one had the eczema so badly that they thought they would lose it. She used Cuti- cura Remedies and they cured her child entirely, and the disease never came back. Mrs. Sarah E. Lusk, Cold- water, Mich., Aug. 15 and Sept. 2, 1907.” “So your daughter has married the titled stranger,” said the romatic woman. “Yes,” answered Mr. Cumrox, glanc- ing up from his check book. “Was it a case of love at sight?” “Yes. Now it’s a case of draw at sight.” His Advantage. “The bachelor is worse off than the married man.” “How do you make that out?” “The married man is afraid of only one woman, the bachelor is afraid of all of them.” yrupy Fiss SBlinivs nna acts gently yet prompt- onthe JJ Peantes e ste effectually ‘assists one in overcoming habitual cooper ermanently. To get its Pensficial effects Quy the enume. lanufactured by the . RNIA Fic Syrup Co. SOLD BY LEADING DRUGGISTS- 50t pe- BOTTLE. ESTABLISHED 1879. DWARD&CO. GRAIN COMMISSION . ‘A SIMPLE SAFEGUARD IN BUYING | Mrs. Newrich(formerly a telephone |. A NEGROS BANDIT LEADER. — His T-'ck to Secure the Allegiance of the Superstitious Islanders. A war of extermination against the bandits in the Island of Negros, in the Philippines, with the killing of several hundred natives, is the prediction of Rev. Harry Maxfield, missionary of the Tabernacle Baptist church to this island, who is now at home on a fur- lough. “The bandits of the island gave the Spaniards trouble for eight years, and it was only a year ago that our troops wiped out the leader and broke up the band,” said Rey. Mr. Maxfield. “The leader of the band was an ox driver named Dionici, who was oppressed by the Spaniards in 1890 and fled to the hills, where he quickly gathered a band around him. The band he later increased to several hundred men. In 1900 he could muster 2,000 men. “He found that it was difficult to govern such a large band of wild and unruly spirits, and so manufactured a scheme of worship. He dressed one of his lieutenants in a black suit, put a moquito net over him, and between the mosquito net and the suit placed thousands of huge fireflies. “Then he manufactured a mechani- cal device to slide up and down, by which this man slid down during the night, making it appear as though he came from the heavens and as though he were clothed in fire. The bandits thought he was the Lord, and when he spoke every one grovelled on the ground. The manufactured lord then appointed Daniel his mountain pope and called him Pap Ysio. “After that the bandits were very superstitious, obeyed every command. Every time they began to forget their obedience Yncenlos, the manufactured god, would appear and frighten them again. Finally they were stirred up to such a fanatical frenzy that they would do anything for the pope. In a battle with the Spanish troops in 1896 200 soldiers were killed. When the Americans took the islands Papa Ysio was at his height, but the troops drove him into the mountains. Later the troops were recalled from the islands and the native scouts left in charge.” FARM WORK BY PRISONERS. A Danish Plan to Improve Barren Heaths of Jutland. “Realizing that crime in many in- stances is the result of early environ- ment; which made the criminal what he is, the Danish government takes a paternal interest in those who are brought within the charge of the pris- On authorities,” said Eric Herland, a lumber merchant of Traverse City, Mich., who has been on a visit to his native land, Denmark. “Denmark still possesses in the heaths of Jutland a large undeveloped territory that requires much labor to make it suitable for agricultural pur- poses,” continued Mr. Herland. “Of late years, however, many farms have begun to dot this Jutland landscape. Through persistent efforts trees are now in evidence where formerly the heaths |were barren except for un- broken ' stretches of ling. Acres of garin bearing soil have replaced the tough undergrowth That was good for nothing but the torch. “The work of reclaiming the Danish heaths has been accomplished largely through the co-operation of the Danish prison authorities and individuals who wished to embark in farming on their Own account and had no means of buying ground. In such instances every inducement is offered the agri- culturist to become the owner of a plot of ground on the heath. For him to break up the earth single handed and start business would be a physical impossibility, It is here the-prisoners do the preliminary work. “A freedom which will not infringe on the regulations necessary to keep up discipline is enjoyed by the pris- oners on the Danish heath, but the work is no child’s play. Severe as is the labor, however, seldom is a pris- oner heard to complain, for if such complaints should reach the ears of the officials the convict would at once be deprived of his semi-liberty and r turned to the confinement of the pris- on. The average human being loves liberty too well to voluntarily ex- change it for the prison cell. “An important adjunct is found in the large dogs which are a feature of the prison colony on the heath. There is little doubt that these four footed guards inspire respect.” IN DENVER’S ELECTRIC AIR. All the Trolley Cars Stop When a Thunderstorm Comes On. There ig one city in this country where motormen and conductors of trolley cars don’t mind a bit when they see a thunderstorm approaching, because it means that they can have a rest and won’t be called down for being behind their schedule. That city is Denver. The atmosphere of Denver seems to have an extra supply of electricity, and whenever they have an electric storm there it is apt to play hob with dynamos and anything that runs elec- trically, For that reason it is a rule of the street ear company that at the first sign of lightning every car must stop and stay right where it is until the electric display has ceased. It is a common sight in Denver to see the street cars stalled all about the streets before the pavements are even wet. On these occasions the motormen and conductors settle them- selves comfortably, read the newspa- pers and enjoy themselves. So do most of the passengers, who hayen’t the impatience of the East. But it’s the employes who really have the snap for it means a good rest for them. ET TT TIT TET IT SES ME IIE EET TTT Physicians Recommend Castoria (CAstoRra has met with pronounced favor on the part of physicians, pharma- ceutical societies and medical authorities, It is used. by physicians with results most gratifying, The extended use of Castoria is unquestionably the Tesult of three facts: First—The indisputable evidence that it is harmless: Secont—That it not only allays stomach pains and quiets the nerves, but assimi- lates the food: 7hin¢—It is an agreeable and perfect substitute for Castor Oil. It is absolutely safe. It does not contain any Opium, Morphine, or other narcotic and does not stupefy. It is unlike Soothing Syrups, Bateman’s Drops, Godfrey's Cordial, eto, This is a good deal for 2 Medical Journal to say. Our duty, how- ever, is to expose ddager and record the means of advancing health. The day for poisoning innocent children through greed or ignorance ought to end. To our knowledge, Castoria is a remedy which produces composure and health, by regulating the system—not hy stupefying it—and our readers are entitled to the information. Hall’s Journal of Health. Letters from Prominent Physicians addressed to Chas. H. Fletcher. oe similating the ing tie Sto a Worms Convulsions.Feverish: FacSinile Signature of ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT. | ANegetable Preparation fords. ness and LOSS OF SLEEP. | Dr. B. Halstead Scott, of Chicago, Castoria often for infants during my p! Dr. William Belmont, of Cleveland first in its class. Ills., says: “I have prescribed your ractice, and find it very satisfactory.” , Ohio, says: “Your Castoria stands In my thirty years of practice I can say I never have found anything that so filled the place.” Dr. J. H. Taft, of Brooklyn, N. Y., says: “I have used your Castoria and found it an excellent remedy in my many years. The formula is excellen household and private practice for i? Dr. R. J. Hamlen, of Detroit, Mich., says: “I prescribe your Castoria extensively, as I have never found troubles. I am aware that there are see that my patients get Fletcher’s.” anything to equal it for children’s imitations ‘n the field, but I always Dr. Wm. J McCrann, of Omaha, Neb., says: “As the father of thirteen children I certainly know something about your great medicine, and aside from my own family experience I hav ‘e in my years of practice found Cas- toria a popular and efficient remedy in almost every home.” Dr. J. R. Clausen, of Philadelphia, Pa., says: “The name that your Cam toria has made for itself in the tens o! ‘presence of children, scarcely needs ment of the medical profession, but I, believe it an excellent remedy.” f thousands of homes blessed by the to be supplemented by the endorse- for one, most heartily endorse it and Dr. R. M. Ward, of Kansas City, Mo., says: “Physicians generally do not prescribe proprietary preparations, but in the case of Castoria my experi ence, like that of many other physicians, has taught me to make an ex- ception. I prescribe your Castoria in to be a thoroughly reliable remedy fo. my practice because I have found it r children’s complaints. Any physi- cian who has raised a family, as I have, will join me in heartiest recom- mendation of Castoria.” GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS ears the Signature of The Kind You lave Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years. ‘THE CENTAUR COMPANY, 77 MURRAY GTREET, NEW YORK CITY. His System. “Why worry about little things?” “Well, if I didn’t,” explained the cau- tious citizen, “something big might happen.” PATENTS. List of Patents Issued Last Week to Northwestern Inventors. Reported by Lothrop & Johnson, patent lawyers, 910 Pioneer Press building, St. Paul, Minn.: E. Eckstrom, Cromwell, Minn., tool tray; E. H. Gregory, Sioux Falls, S. D., automatic belt guide; G. M. Ingebo, Veblen, S. D., sliding door fastener; L. D. Koch, Dewey, S. D., cross line buckle; F. Schimmel, Faribault, Minn., piano ac- tion; J. G, Smith, St. Paul, Minn., box; J. Tessier, Antler, N. D., car coupling. Wanted to Know. ‘ Hix—“I always have Dr. Emdee. When my mother-in-law was death’s door, he pulled her through.” Dix—“Which way did he pull her?” Catarrh Cannot Be Cured with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, tutional disease, and in order to cw internal rem: it you must take ‘Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken in- ternally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's Catarrh Cure ts not ck medi- Cine. It was prescribed by one of the best physicians fm this country for years and is a regular prescription. It is composed of the best tonics known, combined ‘with the best blood purifiers, acting directly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect combination of the two ingredients 1s what produces such wonderful re- sults in curing catarrh. 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