Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, September 22, 1906, Page 7

i =e Pe ESE SALESMEN WANTED. OT We wanta {ive,activeand thoroughly experienced Salesman in this tocaiity wirn sufeteny money to ay Outright his first month's supply of our plicity Low Pressure Hollow Wire Gaso- lime Lights. A utility needed in every store and bome and fully compiving with insurancerules.: To such a man we will give exclusive sales right and werantee to refand money If goods not sold In es. Further particu arsonrequest. The Standard- Gillett Light Co., @BO N. Halsted St., Chicago, Lil, W. L. DOUGLAS $3.50 &*3.00 Shoes BEST IN THE WORLD W.L.Douglas $4 Gilt Edge line cannotbe equalledatany price se i ein this comntry, Send for Catalog A: , SHOES FOR EVERYBODY AT ALL PRICES. Men's 1.50. Boys’ Shoes, $3 ‘Women’s Shoes, .00 to $1.50. Misses’ & Children’s Shoes, $2.25 to $1.00. Try W. L. Douglas Women’s, Misses and Children’s shoes; for style, fit and wear they excel other makes. il could. take you into my large factories at Brockton, Mass.,and show you how carefully W.L. Douglas shoes are made, you would then understand why they hold their shape, fit better, wear longer, and are of greater value than any other make. Wherever you live, you can obtain W. L. Douglas shoes, His name and price is insane on the bottom, wiich protects you against high prices and inferior shoes. Take no substi« tute. Ask your dealer for W. L. Douglas shoes and insist upon having them. Fast Color Eyelets used; they will not wear brassy. Write for ilustrated’ Catalog of Fall Styles. W. L. DOUGLAS, Dept. 11, Brockton, Mass. SUMMER Soothed by Baths with uticurg Y SUAP And gentle applications of Cuti- cura, the great Skin Cure, and purest and sweetest of emollients. For summer rashes, irritations, itchings, chafings, sunburn, bites and stings of insects, tired, aching muscles and joints, as well as for preserving, purifying, and beau- tifying the skin, scalp, hair, and hands, Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment are Priceless. Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Sole Prot 8g Mailed Free, “How to Care for 5! THE POMMEL ipAND.SLICKER <LIKE ALL 417 STICK TOTHE SIGN OF THE FISH 90,000,000 BUSHELS N THAT'S THE WHEAT A CROP IN WESTERN E CANADA THIS YEAR This with nearly 80,- 000,000 bushels of oats ,000,000 bushels of barley means a con- n of good times for the farmers of West- ern Canada. Free farms, big crops, low taxes, healthy climate, good churches and schools, splendid railway service. The Canadian Government offers 160 acres of land free to every settler willing and able to comply with the Homestead Regulations, Advice and information may be obtained free from W. D. Scott Superintendent of Immi- ration, Ottawa, Canada; or from authorized Emuad:an Government Agent—E. T. Holmes 225 Jackson Street. St. Paul, Minnesota WOMEN’S NEGLE SUFFERING THESUREPENALTY «i | Health Thus Lost Is Restored by Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. How many women do you khow who are perfectly well and strong? We hear every day the same story over and over again, ‘Ido not feel well; Lam so tired all the timet” : "MA = G Miss KateM:Donala More than likely you speak the same words yourself, and no doubt you feel far fromwell. Thecause may be easily traced to some derangement of the fe- male organs which manifests itself in depression of spirits, reluctance to go anywhere or do anything, backache, bearing-down pains, flatulency, nerv- ousness, sleeplessness, or other fe- male weakness. These symptoms are but warnings that there is danger ahead, and unless . | heeded a life of suffering or a serious operation is the inevitable result. ‘The never. failing remedy forall these symptoms is Lydia E. Pinkham’s Veg- etable Compound. Miss Kate McDonald of Woodbridge, N. J., writes: Dear Mrs. Pinkham: “ Restored health has meant so much to me that I cannot help from telling about it for the sake of other suffering women. “For a long time I suffered untold agony with a female trouble and irregularities, which made me a physical wreck, and no one thought I would recover, but Lydia E. Pink- ham’s Vegetable Compound has entirely cured me, and made me well and strcng, and I feel it my duty to tell other suffering women what a splendid medicine it is.” For twenty-five years Mrs. Pinkham, daughter-in-law of Lydia E. Pinkham, has under her direction, and since her decease, been advising sick women free of charge. Her advice is free and always helpful. Address, Lynn, Mass. CURES COHSTIPATION Relief that comes from the use of pills or other cathartics is better than suffering from the results of constipation, but relief and cure combined may be had at the same price and more promptly, for Lane’s Family Medicine is a cure for constipation, and the headache, backache, sideache and general debility that come from constipation stop when the bowels do their proper work, Sold by all dealers at 25c. and soc. Fallacy Exploded. “Talk is cheap,” remarked the man with the quotation habit. “Not always,” replied the practical wife talked me into buying her a $50 gown this morning.” PATENTS. List of Patents Issued Last Week to Northwestern Inventors, Reported by Lothrop & Johnson, patent lawyers, 911 Pioneer Press building, St. Paul, Minn.: Thorvald O. Berg, Little Falls, Minn., tooth-bar; Francis J. Britton, Brainerd, Minn., scriber; John E. Dowden, Manchester, S. D., hay loader; George L. Guyer and A. C. Gamble, Wessington, S. D., incubator; Halvor G. Homme, Granite Falls, Minn., mail box; Clark E. Twam- ley, Alexandria, S. D., seed corn test- er; Henry B. Zimmerman, Raymond, Minn., hay-ricker. He Dodged. It is said of a noted Virginia judge that in a pinch he always came out ahead. An incident of his childhood might go to prove this. Well, Benny,” said his father whgn the lad had been going to school about a month, “what did you learn to-day?” “About the mouse, father.” “Spell mouse?” his father asked. After a little pause Benny answered: “Father, [ don’t believe it was a mouse after all; it was a rat.” Where Nature Stopped. The single woman was protesting against increased water rates, and the town clerk was waiting his turn, but not expecting to get it. “It’s a shame, anyway,” she conclud- ed emphatically, “to have to pay for what nature supplies so bountifully.” “But nature doesn’t supply the pipes, ma’am,” replied the town clerk, rather happily, it seemed to him, — Youth’s Companion. GOOD LUCK, BUT NO FISH. Governor Russell’s Query Came at Just About Right Time. One afternoon, some years ago, the late Governor Russell, of Massachu- setts, put out from Cedar Grove lodge to enjoy a few hours’ fishing on Ponk- apoag pond. Down at the other end of the pond was a boat containing Willard G. Brown, of Rardolph, and a “What Luck?” party of fishermen friends who were unaware of his excellency’s presence. Brown’s party having been out all day without getting a bite, some one suggested a little game of “seven up.” So they seated themselves in the bot- tom of their boat, which was a typical Ponkapoag craft, built on the mud scow pattern, and the game was on. After playing for some time they noticed a strange boat approaching, and one of its ocupants, who was leveling a field glass at them, was heard to exclaim: “Those fellows must have struck a school. They’ve been cleaning fish ever since we came out.” : As soon as the boats were within hailing distance Governor Russell in- quired, “What luck?” to which Brown replied: “Talk about luck! I just begged on the ace and deuce of trumps, and made high, low, jack, gift, game and all the trimmings!” LEFT HIM WITHOUT FEELING. Remarkable Effect of Operation for Tic Doloureux. “The red-hot wire,” said the electri- cian, “burned the man’s cheek till it sizzled and smoked. Yet he never moved out of the way. He continued to laugh and joke and pull on his clay pipe, and the smell of burning rose into the air. I pulled him_to..one side. “‘Would you stand there,’ I said, ‘and be burned to death?’ “Was I burning?’ he said, with a scared look. And he put his hand to the side of his face—the wrong side. Was it possible that he couldn't feel that horrible hurt? Gentlemen, that man had no feeling in his face whatever. He told me that he had been operated on for tic doloureux, and the operation, while it cured the tic, had left his face dead to all sensation. I had often read of tic doloureux in English novels, but I thought it was a trifling disease. This chap said it was a facial neuralgia so painful that 90 per cent. of its victims either went crazy or killed themselves in the past, but now there is an op- eration that gives relief. Every vi tim of tic undergoes the operation. Hence there are a lot of people walk- ing the earth with no feeling in their faces. The condition is a dangerous one, because you are liable to get hurt without knowing it.” GATHERED FROM THE SEA. Annual Seaweed Harvest of Much Value to Channel Islanders. In the Channel islands, the annual seaweed harvest is a very important affair. The seaweed, some 100,000 tons of it, is plowed into the fields as a fertilizer; it is also dried and used as fuel in the cottages, the ash selling readily as a dressing for cornfields. When the time—regulated by law— arrives for cutting the long weed from the rocks, all the people, men, women and children, turn out, armed Gathering the Seaweed. with sxort sickles, knives, rakes, forkes, and so forth. Carts with sides formed of hurdles are used for bring- ing in the weed, the sea water thus draining away as the vehicles bump along. At the ebbing of the tide, men go out in boats and cut the weed from the more distant rocks. Any weed cut that cannot be gathered before the tide rises is anchored with large stones. “Vraicking,” as this annual seaweed- gathering is termed, is real hard work; but the return of the long line of carts, each heaped high, is hailed by the toilers as a veritable harvest home. “A NERVOUS WRECK Mrs. Green Gained 26 Pounds and Recovered Her Health by Taking Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills. General debility is a term that covers @ multitude of cases where there is no acute disease, yet the patient continues to lose strength and the doctor’s medi- cines have uo apparent effect. This is the decline that leads to death if means are not found to check it. In a great majority of cases Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills will check it and restore health and strength because they actually make hew blood and so send renewed vitality to every organ and tissue of the body. Mrs. S. A. Green, whose address is Box 29, R. F. D. No. 4, Franklin, Ga., says: “For three and a half years I suffered with weakness and nervous- ness, complicated with stomach trouble. At times I was confined to my bed for periods ranging from three weeks ti months and was under the ph; care most of the time for three years. I do not know the cause of my trouble but I was prostrated with weakness and, al- | though I took a great deal of medicine, nothing seemed to give mestrength. At times my stomach hurt me something fearful and my head often troubled me. I was sleepless and what sleep I did get did not refresh me. ‘When I began taking Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills, I weighed but 104 pounds. I knew I was so bad that a few doses would not cure me and I had patience. Soon the pills began to give me strength, my blood got in better condition, I could sleep wellat night and help some with the housework. Now I weigh 130 poundsand think nothing of walking half a mile. | Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills have done won- ders for me and the neighbors all know this statement is true.’ Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills are sold by all druggists, or will be sent by mail, post- paid, on receipt of price, 50 cents per box, six boxes $2.50, by the Dr. Williams Med- icine Co., Schenectady, N.Y. Last but Not Least. The great prima donna was about to Indorse another piano, She needed the money. “The Blank” she wrote “is the best piano I ever indorsed.” In a Pinch, Use ALLEN’S FOOT-EASE, A powder. It cures painful, smart- ing, nervous feet and ingrowing nails. It’s the greatest comfort discovery of | the age. Makes new shoes easy. A certain cure for sweating feet. 30,000 testimonials of cures. Sold by all druggists, 25c. Trial package, FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. The figures “23” appear everywhere of late except the place they are most suitable: In the floral emblems at a funeral. Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup. For children teetuing, softens the educes in fhamimation allays pain, cures wind c %e a bottle. Why doesn’t some scientist an- nounce himself as a candidate for a niche in the hall of Fame by inventing a sure tonic for intellect? PUTNAM FADE DYES color more goods, per package, than others, and the colors are brighter and faster. Even the man who expects the unex- pected is apt to be surprised when it happens. AVegetable Preparation for As- similating theFood andRegula- ting the Stomachs and Bowels of INFANTS “CHILDREN Promote’ Digestion Cheerful- |} ness and Rest.Contains neither | pag pe nor Mineral. || Nor NARCOTIC. Secipe af Old Lr SAMUEL PITCHER Sets foe set chellp Salle — Aaise Seed # Bete tete Warne Seed - ein. Aperfect Remedy For Consti - tien So ur Stomach, Diarrhgea | Worms Convulsions, Feverish- ness and LOSS OF SLEEP. Fac Simile Signature of Ato months olds, 5 Doses 35 CENTS EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. CASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought In Use For Over Thirty Years SCASTORIA THC CENTAUR COMPANY. NEW YORK CITY. Ouch! “I find it hard to get the speaker’s eye.” “If my wife was here with her para- sol she could get it, I'll bet.” The Oldest Scale. The Fairbanks Scale upon which thousands of people are while fair to be the oldes It passed the half century mark ber of years ago. Fairbanks noted for their durabili Write for free catalo: FAIRBANKS, MORSE Idiotic, “I can tell whether a man is going to his work or coming from it by the way he walks.” “Indeed?’ How do you tell?” “Well, you see, when a man is going to his work he walks toward his officé, and when he’s returning he—why, where are you going?” Diligence is the mother of good luck. be naped to make a large egg yield? hy not, as well as helping cows to give extra milk? 1% SHER SWE is a scientific medicine invented to enable hens get the full benefit from all kinds of food. It’s the pioneer of tonics to make hens lay. In use over forty, years. One pack, 25c.; five, $1; two-Ib. can, $1.20; six, $5.00. Express paid. At all dealers, | I. 8. JOHNSON & CO., Boston, Mass, em Send for Our Free Harness Booklet If you are about to buy a harness, §S &R) don’t fail to write us to-day, or ask your dealer to show you our line. SCHEFFER & ROSSUM CO., St. Paul, Mina, CONSIGN VEAL Poultry, Eggs, Apples, Etc. To H. A ERTZ, 2 East 3d St . St. Paul, Minn. CREAM and POULTRY ASK FOR INFORMATION, i| R. E. COBB, St. Paul, Minn. ° | "To Every Home as with joyous hearts and smiling faces they romp and play—when in health—and how conducive to health the games in which they indulge, the outdoor life they enjoy, the cleanly, regular habits they should be taught to form and the wholesome diet of which they should partake. How tenderly their health should be preserved, not by constant medication, but by careful avoidance of every medicine of an injuri- ous or objectionable nature, and if at any time a remedial agent is required, to assist nature, only those of known excellence should be used; remedies which are pure and wholesome and truly beneficial in effect, like the pleasant laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. Syrup of Figs has come into general favor in many millions of well informed families, whose estimate of its quality and excellence is based upon personal knowledge and use. Syrup of Figs has also met with the approval of physicians generally, because they know it is wholesome, simple and gentle in its action. We inform all reputa- ble physicians as to the medicinal principles of Syrup of Figs, obtained, by an original method, from certain plants known to them to act most beneficially and presented in an agreeable syrup in which the wholesome Californian blue figs are used to promote the pleasant taste; therefore it is not a secret remedy and hence we are free to refer to all well informed physicians, who do not approve of patent medicines and never favor indiscriminate self-medication. e cor ° only. e Please to remember and teach your children also that the genuine Syrup of Figs 8 always has the full name of the Company— California Fig Syrup Co.—plainly printed on the front of every package and that it is for sale in bottles of one size If any dealer offers. any other than the regular Fifty cent size, or having printed thereon the name of any other company, do not accept it. the genuine you will not get its beneficial effects. Every family should always have a bottle on hand, as it is equally beneficial for the parents and the children, whenever a laxative remedy is required. If you fail to get ESTABLISHED 18%. WOODWARD @, CO. Minneapolis GRAIN COMMISSION. VIRGINIA FARMS exiciaces arf acronm Stamps. Southern Timber & Land Co., Inc., > Vibe 1 amicted with! Thompson’s Eye Water Duluth! nN wos u —No. se— 1906 ———-