Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, September 15, 1906, Page 3

STOMACH PAINS Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills Brought Re- lief, and Cure for Splitting Headaches as Well. Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills, a remedy which has been before the American peo- ple for a generation, is still accomplish- ing wonderful results as is evidenced by the following interview with Mrs, Ra- chael Gardner, of Wilsey, Kans. “It was very strange,’’ she says, ‘I never could tell what caused it and neither could anybody else. Fora long time I bad bad spells with my stomach. The pain would commence about my heart and wa deadly agonizing that I would have toscreamaloud. Sometimes it would last several hours and I would ake landanum to stopit. Be- is I had a headache almost con- stantly, dayand night, that nearly crazed me, so you see I suffered a great deal. And when I think of the agony I en- dured it still makes me shudder. «* ‘Doctors,’ did you say? Their medi- cine made me sicker. I couldn’t take it and I kept growing worse until a friend advised me to take Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills, and I did. I began to feel better and was soon wholly converted to this wonderful medicine. It did me more good than I had ever hoped for. I kept on with the pills and now I recommend them to all who suffer:” Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills have cured severe cases of indigestion, bloodlessness, influenza, headaches, backaches, lum- bago, scis neuralgia, nervousness and spinal weakness. The genuine Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills are guaranteed to | be free from opiates or any harmful drugs and cannotinjure the most delicate system. At all druggists, or from the Williams Medicine Co., Schenectady. | _ PROMINENT IN THE PUBLIC EYE 8 * Ss SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE JAMES WILSON, Cabinet member who is condugting a gum shoe investigation of the packing plants—Though 71 years old he can’t take time for a vacation. N.Y., postpaid on receipt of price, 50 cents per box, six boxes for $2.50. i Parachute Advertising Bottled Goods. Merchant—Didn’t you agree to put my liquor advertisement next to pure reading matter? Solicitor—Well, sir, we did so, did we not? Merchant—No, you didn’t. You pat it in next to a column about Thaw and the chorus girls. Domestic Light Plants. Is your home as modern as you would like to have it?) We have small water and light that are just the thing for country or suburban homes. Can be in- stalled a very small cost. Ask for Catalog. St. 164. FAIRBANKS, MORSE & CO., St. Paul. Lifetime Job. “Have you decided on your life work yet?” asked the first sweet girl graduate. “Yes,” replied s. g. g. No. 2, “I’m going to marry a Pittsburg millionaire to reform him.” ‘ Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup. For chiluren teething, softens the gums, reduces in- hammation allays pain,cures wind colic. 2c a bottle. Acclimated. The flood of social invitations that poured in on Mr. Bryan in Bngland ve acclimated him to the popu: in his favor that is sweeping this country. — New Orleans over Times Democrat. Important to Mothers. Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORTA, safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it In Use For Over 30 Years, The Kind You Have Always Bought. Bears the Signature of Double Entry and Double Dealing. Judge Lindsey of Denver, who re- refused an offer of $5,000,000 from John D. Rockefeller for the Na- tional Juvenile Improvement Associa- tion, is a foe of the modern business methods have been brought such world-wide contempt upon America. “A great business hereafter are to be conducted as they were conducted in the past,” said Judge Lindsey, “all our business terms and definitions will have to be readjusted. “We might begin, for instance, with double-entry bookkeeping, and in the business colleges, when the instructor asks what this sort of bookkeeping is the pupil will reply, winking and smil- in, ‘Double-entry bookkeeping is the keeping of two sets of books, one of which may be produced in court, is re- quired.’” Also receive Veal Po Ege H. A. Ertz, 24 East 3rd 8t., st. What Shall | Do for this strained muscle? nt dootytefiniine It was originated 96 years ago to MME. DU GAST, Plucky French millionaire’s widow who will go to Morocco to explore for her government. JOHN HICKS OF OSHKOSH, WIS., United States minister to Chile, who asks American aid for Chileans. SENATOR JOHN C. SPOONER, ‘anls| Recently returned from a trip abroad. DAVID E. THOMPSON of Nebraska, United States minister to Mexico, who has made an exhaus- tive report on reports of bitter anti- American feeling in the Republic of Diaz. * PRINCE RUPRECHT OF BAVARIA, Who was thrown from his automo- bile Thursday while on his way from Berlin to attend the army maneuvers at Breslau.. The car struck a stone pillar, throwing the occupant down an embankment. z SAMUEL GUMMERE, United States minister at Tangier, Morocco, who placed Paul O. Stens- land in custody of the men who trailed him across the Atlantic, through Europe and to the Moorish metropolis. eingripprmparrninnninonnenpinnrrinnRnnhininnnppn cin Transmission of Facial Characteristics It would appear that the transmis- sion of facial traits is subordinate to a definite law, that is to say, that an- cestral facial expressions and appear- ance are more often than not trans- mitted through the female members of the family, who generally do not ex- hibit the same characteristics to the male offspring, and that the younger generations show, as a rule, all the facial. conditions and signs which |: were present in a remote ancestor. Another Theory. Another old Georgia darky’s theory of the spots on the sun is: “Satan lives in de sun, en wen you sees a black spot dar it’s a sho’ sign de weather’s too hot fer him, en he’s holdin’ a umbreller over his head!” Perfectly Safe. Cholly—Mr. Jones, would you let me Marry your daughter? Mr. Jones—No, sir! . RELIC OF THE CONSTITUTION Used to Accelerate Speed of Famous Ship. About the only relic of the frigate Constitution at the Charleston navy yard, not even excepting the historic hulk, which is now known as the famous ship, is a huge parachute com- Posed of a weodén handle, eight feet fa length and two inches in diameter, from the top of which projects, like the ribs of an umbrella, an iron frame- work which has a sliding and spread- img action on the handle similar to that of the common rain shedder. This deyice, it is said, on an at- tached card is the contrivance which was utilized by the Constitution’s offi- cers on July 12, 1812, off the coast of New Jersey to accelerate the speed of the rather slow old sailer as she was being chased by the vessels of a British squadron. EARTHQUAKE IN @LD ENGLAND Shock of 1587 Rang Church Bells and Set People to Praying. Writing in 1587, a chronicler tells of a sudden earthquake in England that did a good deal of damage among the churches in London: “The great. clock bell in the palace at Westminster strake of itself against the hammer with the shaking of the earth, as d* vers other clocks and bells in the steeples of the city of London and elsewhere did the Ine. A piece of the Temple church fell down and some stones fell from St. Paul’s church, and at Christ’s church, near to Newgate market, in the sermon while, a stone fell from the top of the same church, which stone killed out of hand one Thomas Grey, an apprentice, and an- other stone fell on his fellow servant named Mabel Everett and so bruised her that she lived but four days after. This earthquake endured in or about London, not passing one mimate of an hour, and was no more felt. But after- ward in Kent, and on the sea coast it was felt three times.” It goes without saying that the people all fell a-pray- ing. FRIGHTENED HORSE FELL DEAD Unable to Get Over Its Scare at Sight of Elephant. Innate antipathy between the equine “species and the pachyderm caused the death of a fine black horse when it caught sight of an elephant in a cir- cus parade at Springfield, O. The ani- mal was a young one, belonging to the Capital City Dairy company, and had probably never seen an elephant before. Most horses are badly fright- ened on their first glimpse of the bulky. beast, but usually-take out their scare merely in an attempt to run away. This horse was so frightened that it fell dead. it was apparently in the best of health, but fell to the ground the in- stant it beheld the elephant. IK cour- ageously arose, only to fall again in a few seconds. This time it failed to get up and in a few moments was dead. Grain Quickly Made Bread. A record time for converting grain into bread has been established by a Canadian farmer. Wheat which was in the sheaf at three o’clock in the afternoon was made into scones before six. When operations began a wagon stood in the barn with about half a load of grain in the sheaf. Beside it was a thrasher; connected with this was a gasoline engine. The engine was started, the sheaves were fed into the thrasher, and the grain was depes- ited in a bin. The power was then transferred to the cleaner, and .the work of changing the newly thnashed wheat into flour was quickly carried*| through. easy. The rest of the task was Cumbersome Harness. Harness for oxen used in Laos. Engine Killed a Deer. A peculiar incident happened during the run of train No. 16, which arrived in Portland last night from San Fran- cisco. While going through the wilds of Cow Creek canon about nine o’clock Thursday evening the engine struck and killed a deer that was standing in the middle of the track. The animal was evidently. blinded by the head- light and kept its place, too terrified to move. The train was stopped while STOP, WOMAN! AND CONSIDER THE ALL-IMPORTANT That in addressing Mrs. Pinkham you @re confiding your private ills toa woman —a woman whose experience with wo- men’s diseases covers twenty-five years. The present Mrs. Pinkham is the daughter-in-law of Lydia E. Pinkham, and for many years under her direction, and since her decease, her advice has been freely given to sick women. Many women suffer in silence and drift along from bad to worse, knowing full well that they ought to have immediate assistance, buta natural modesty impels them toshrink from exposing them- selves to the questions and probable examinations of even their family physician. It is unnecessary. Without money or price you can consult 2 woman whose knowledge from actual experience is great. Mrs. Pinkham’s Standing Invitation: Women suffering from any form of female weak- ness are invited to promptly communicate with Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn, Mass. All letters are received, opened, read and answered by women only. A ‘woman can freely talk of her private illness to a ‘woman; thus has been established the eternal confidence between Mrs.Pinkham and the women of America which has never been broken, Out of the vast volume of experience which she has to draw from, it is more than possible that she has gained the very knowledge that will help your case. She asks noth- ing in return except your good-will, and her advice has relieved thousands. Surely any woman, rich or poor, isvery foolish if she does not take advantage of this gen- bam Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass. Following we publish two let- ters from a woman who accep- ted this invitation. Note the result: First letter. Dear Mrs, Pinkham:— ‘ “For eight years I have suffered something terrible every month. The pains are excru- ciating wee can hardly stand them. My doctor says I have a severe female trouble, and I must go through an operation if I want to get well. I donot want to submit to it if Ican possibly help it. Please tell me what to do. I hope you can relieve me.”—Mrs, Mary Dimmick, 59th and E, Capitol Streets, ‘Washington, D. C. Second letter. Dear Mrs. Pinkham:— ‘ “ After following carefully your advice, and taking Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, I am’ very anxious to send you my testimonial, that others may know their jue and what you have done for me, erous offer of assistance.—Lydia E. Pinke * As you know, I wrote you that my doctor said I must have an operation or I could not live. I then wrote you, telling you my ail- ments. I followed your advice and am en- tirely well. I can walk miles without an ache or a pain, and I owe my life to you and to Lydia Kk. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. I wish every suffering woman would read this testimonial and realize the value of writ- ing to you and your ee oars Mary Dimmick, 59th and E. Capitol Streets, Wash- ington, D, C. When a medicine has been successful in restoring to health somany women whose testimony is so unquestionable, you cannot well say, without trying it, “T do not believe it will help me.” If you are ill, don’t hesitate to get a bot- tle of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound at once,and write Mrs Pink- ham, Lynn, Mass., for special advice— it is free and always helpful. THE BEST COUGH CURE Cough syru are all cheap enough, but i you should get a gallon of cough syrup that does not cure for the price of a small bottle Kemp's Balsam the best cough cure, you would have made a bad bargain—for one small bottle of Kemp’s Balsam may stop the worst cough and savea life, whereas the cou%h ‘‘cure”’ that does not cure is worse than useless, Sold by all dealers at 25c, and soc. matter how’ ‘the weather: ‘You cannot afford to be without a TOWER'S WATERPROO) OILED SUIT OR SLICKER Wor ore” SIGN OF THE FISH ad CREAM and POULTRY ASK FOR INFORMATION, R. E. 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