Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, March 31, 1906, Page 7

MIDDLE LIFE SATISFIED WITH HIS QUIBBLE. New Hampshire Man Stuck to Letter of the Deed. 5 and daring adventurer. Guyer—So I have heard. He mar- | Ee | ee . 4 >» | Just as clear as it ever was. I told| ¢o form and begin their | blade BAL ten you Lbs ae eo all my friends about my remarkable | gestructive st | continued the old man. “I'll give you! cure. I felt so thankful I want ev-| Such warning symp- the price you mentioned for your land | erypogy far and wide to know what | toms as sense of suffo- and this flail, And you musn’t forget | Guticura can do. It is a sure cure | cation, hot flashes, head- i the flail. It must be included in the} ¢, eczema. Mrs. Emma White, 641| aches, backaches, dread ? deed.” a : A of impending evil, timid- etable aration for As- cing ie oaterdeg ting the Stamachs of Promotes Digestion Cheerful- ness and Rest.Contains neither Opium, Morphine nor Mineral. Not Narcoric. Aperfect Remedy for Consti li age Stomach, Diarrhoea, Worms Convulsions, Feverish- ness and LOSS OF SLEEP. FacSimile Signature of NEW YORK. __ Ato months old For Infants and Children, The Kind You Have Always Bought Thirty Years CASTORIA THE CENTAUR COMPANY, NEW YOAK sITY. HAVE YOU COWS? If you have cream to separate a good Cream Separator is the most profitable investment you can possibly make. De- lay means daily waste of time, labor and product. DE LAVAL CREAM SEPARATORS save $10. per cow per year every year of use over all gravity setting systems and $5.- per cow over all imitating separators. But He Wouldn’t Tell. Gayboi—I had the bulliest chance to kiss another fellow’s girl in the dark the other night. What would you have done under the circumstances? Rounder—I would have kissed her, sure. What did you do? Gayboi—Well, I won’t say what I did, but I am glad you approve my course of action.—Judge. $100 Reward, $100. ‘The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all its stages, and that is There are some literal minded per’ sons who are never satisfied with the spirit of the law, but who consider it necessary to enter into compromises with the letter. Of such was an old citizen of Hopkinton, N. H., a good many years ago, and his juggling with his conscience is recorded by Mr. Lord in the records of the town. The old man used to boast that he never went back on his exact word, but had no compunction in going round it. Once he wished to buy @ certain tract of land, and when the owner named the price he exclaimed: “I. won't give it! I tell you I will never give it!” The owner did not yield, neverthe- less. A few days afterward the old man called again. He said nothing about the land, but stepped into the owner’s barn and picked up a flail. “What's that?” he asked. “That? Oh, that’s a flail.” “So you call that a flail, do you? Well, what would you take for it?” The owner named a very small sum. So the legal instrument was duly made out, signed and delivered, re- cording the purchase of a_ certain tract of land situated thus and so, and bounded as follows, and also a certain flail—Youth’s Companion. Truth. What is truth that through the ages man ould rifle earth and star i ever in the unknown where its mystic fountains are. For the law of righteous living, for the _ love that shall not die, While the soul ha: irations to be glor- itied on high? What is truth that in the distance it should blaze with holy light, Beating back the hosts of darkness in the wrold’s enfolding night, Making man a_ nobler creature, states a wiser aim, Giving virte kno ige, valor, bright, mortal name? giving each a Lo, the world is ever changing, and the new is ever old, And who fights with human progress is a warrior overbold; And the truth is what we make it by the light of that wreat love Which forever lifts the planet toward the singing stars above. Truth is simple as the sermons nature tells us on our way, Gentle as the thought of brothers who were parted yesterday; ried the wife of the late millionaire and gossip says she idolizes him. Gunner—You mean idleized him. He has not done a stroke of work since the wedding. DISFIGURED WITH ECZEMA, Brushed Scales From Face Like Pow- der— Under Physicians Grew Worse—Cuticura Works Won- ders. “I suffered from eczema six months. I had tried three doctors, but did not get any better. It was on my body and on my feet so thick that I could hardly put a pin on me without touch- ing eczema. My face was covered, my eyebrows came out, and then it got in my eye. I then went to anoth- er doctor. He asked me what I was taking for it, and I told him Cuticura. He said that was a very good thing, but that he thought that my face would be marked for life. But Cuti- cura did its work, and my face is now Cherrier Place, Camden, N. J.,. April 25, 1905.” For Its Vocabulary Sake. “Indirectly, more forcibly sometimes than directly,” said Senator Foraker at a dinner, “a man may be accused.* “Thus d good woman of Cincinnati called her cook one morning and said: ““Mary, come and take the parrot out of the bedroom at once. The master has lost his collar button.’” mc ce Spring! ime to cleanse the system and ify the blood. Take Garfila Tea, atte jetted laxative ; it is the best blood-purifier own. It cures sick headache, regulates the liver, kidneys, stomach and wels. 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At this time, also, cancers and tumors are more liable ity, sounds in the ears, palpitation of the heart, sparks before the eyes, irregularities, constipa- tion, variable appetite, weakness, inquietude, and dizziness, are promptly heeded by in- telligent women whoare approaching the period in life when woman’s great change may be expected. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com- | pound was prepared to meet the needs of woman’s system at this trying period of her life. It invigorates and strengthens the female organism and builds up the weakene#l nervous system. For special advice regarding this im- portant period women are invited to write to Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn, Mass., and it will be furnished absolutely free of charge. The present Mrs. Pinkham is the daughter-in-law of Lydia E. Pink- ham, her assistant before her decease, and for twenty-five years since her advice has been freely given to sick women, Read what Lydia E. 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DOUGLAS, Brockton, Mass. $16 AN ACRE! in Western Canada is the anes farmers wil realize from their wheat crop this year. 25 Bushelis to the Acre Will be the Average Yield of Wheat. ‘The land that this was grown on cost many of the farmers absolutely nothing, while those who wished to add to the 160 acres the Govern- ment grants, can buy land adjoining at from $6 to $10 an acre. Climate splendid, school convenient, railways it is constitutional; it is Democratic. The position of the Democrats in the United States senate on the Philip- pine tariff bill is logical and politic. In after-years when a man meets his first love he is happy in the belief that it were better to have loved and lost. URES CONSTIPATION Relief that comes from the use of pills or other cathartics is better than suffering from the results of constipation,. but relief and cure combined may be had at the -same price and more promptly, for Lane’s Family Medicine is a cure for constipation, and the headache, backache, sideache and general debility that come from constipation stop when the bowels do their proper work. Sold by all dealers at 25c. and 50c. during seventy years of increasing sales, Remember this when you want water: Proof oiled coats. suits. hats, or horse {004s for all kinds of wet work, WE GUARANTEE EVERY GARMENT. ug A.J. TOWER CO. BOST( TOWER CANADIAN CO. Une TORONTO CA Athletes * Know and use light of love and peace, Help and hope unto the toiling who would give the soul inc ‘w York Press. Unreasonable. . Irving G. 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