Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, March 10, 1906, Page 7

: i ee ‘The Schoolmaster’s Sentiments. Bargain counters are for the blind. There are some things even the president of a university may not know. Prosperity throws the fool into fits; adversity makes him melancholy. A man may not be as bad as he is painted, but he looks bad painted that way. Tt is difficult for the master of finance and the politician to look each ether in the eye without winking. Rich, Juicy Radishes Free. Everybody loves juicy, tender radishes, Salzer knows this, hence he offers to send you absolutely free sufficient radish seed to keep you in tender radishes all sum- mer long and his great SALZER’S BARGAIN SEED BOOK. with its wonderful surprises and greaé bargains in seeds at bargain prices. The enormous crops on our seed farms the past season compel us to issue this special catalogue. SEND THIS NOTICE TO-DAY. and receive the radishes and the wonder ful- Bargain Book free. Remit 4c and we add a pase of Cos- mos. the most fashionable, serviceable, beautiful annual flower. John A. Salzer Seed Co., Lock Drawes W., La Crosse, Wis. The godly man is not likely to be good unless he believes in the good- ness of his God. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup. For children teething, softens the guras, reduces in- famumation, allays pain, cures wind colic. '25¢.a bottle. Man's general trend is toward mak- ing others feel his superiority. TWO OPEN LETTERS IMPORTANT TO MARRIED WOMEN Mrs. Mary Dimmick of Washington tells How Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound Made Her Well Itis with great pleasure we publish the following letters, as they convine- ingly prove the claim we have so many times made in our columns that Mrs. Pinkham, of Lynn, Mass., is fully qualis iedtogive helpful advice tosick women,’ Read Mrs, Dimmick’s letters, Her first letter: Dear Mrs. Pinkham:— “‘T have been a sufferer for the past eight years with a trouble which first originated from painful periods—the pains were excruci- ng, with in! mation and ulceration ofthe female organs, The doctor saysI must have an operation or I cannot live. _I do not want tosubmit to_an operation if I can possibly avoid it. Please help me.”—Mrs, Dimmick, Washington, D. C. Her second letter: Dear Mrs. Pinkham:— “* You will remember my condition when I last wrote you, and that the doctor said I must have an operation or I could not live. Ireceived your kind letter and followed your advice very carefully and am now entirely well. As my case was so serious it seems @ miraclethatIamcured. I know that lowe not only my health but my life to Lydia E. | Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound and to Raed ! 6 Or advice. I can walk miles without an ac! a pain, andI wish every suffering woman | would read this letter and realize what pats can do for them.”—Mrs, Mary Dimmick, 59th. and East Capitol Streets, Washington, D. C. How easy it was for Mrs. Dimmick to write to Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn, Mass., and how little it cost her—a two-cent stamp. Yet howvaluable wasthereply! As Mrs. Dimmick says—itsaved her life. Mrs. Pinkham has on file thousands of just such letters as the above, and offers ailing women helpful advice. ° THe BEST COUGH CURE Many a lonesome and expensive trip to Florida, California or the Adirondacks has been saved by the use of * Kemp’s Balsam 1e best cough cure. Ifthis great nedy will not cure the cough, no dicine will, and then all hope restsin a change of climate—but Kemp’s Balsam first. Sold by all dealers at 25 ind s50c. S tt TWENTY-FIVE BUSHELS OF WHEAT TO THE ACRE Means a pro- N ductive cas A pacity in dol- Aa lars of over S16 per acre. ‘This on land which has cost the farmer noth: ing but the price of tilling it, tells its own story. The Canadian Government gives absolutely free to every settler 160 acres of such land. Lands adjoining can be purchased at from $¢ to $10 per acre from railroad and other eorpor. ations. Already 175,000 farmers from the United States bave made their homes in Canada. For pamphlet “Twentieth Century Canada” snd @)] information apply to Supt. of Immigra- tion, Ottawa, Canada, or to following authorized Canadian Government Agent—E. T. Holmes, $15 Jackson Street, St. Paul, Minnesota. (4ention this paper.) re stnimeiiii | PRINCE MAY. WED AN ACTRESS. Eugene of Sweden Is Unofficially Re- ported Engaged. No confirmation has been made of the rumored engagement of Prince Eugene of Sweden to a Swedish act- ress, and while the press has handled the report in such a manner as to half discredit the story, there are many in this country who believe that it is cor- rect. It probably is known that Prince Eugene has many personal friends in America, artists and art lovers, whose acquaintance he made while an art student in Paris, where he went under the name of Eugene Oscarson. His correct title is duke of Nerike. Democratic as is the house of Ber- nadotte, the youngest son of King Os- car is probably the most democratic of all. He will no more hesitate to re- nounce his rights to the throne of Swe- den in order to wed a woman of non- royal blood than did his elder brother, Prince Oscar, when he wedded Lady Ebba Munck. He is an artist of more than ordinary talent; in fact, is ranked with the best of them. He acquired his mastery of the brush, and incidentally a number of American cronies and personal friends, while studying art at Paris, where he lived for a number of years in the strictest incognito. Few of his fellow pupils in the studio of Gerome, Julien, Puvis de Chavannes, Gervex and Bonnat had any notion of his iden- tity. He lived in the most unpretentious manner in dingy rooms in the Quartier ; Latin, and so realistically did he pur- sue the life of an art student that on one occasion, when he neglected to pay his rent, he returned home late at night to find his furniture and belong- ings in the street, into which they had been pitched by the landlord, who, taught by sad experience, declined to trust artists whose names were un- known to fame. Eugene, during these years at Paris, picked up a vast amount of experience, which was by no means confined to fine art, and became noted for his skill as a connoisseur of “Wein, Weib und Ge- sang,” and as a frequenter of the Chat Noir tavern. He is a good looking young fellow, not quite so tall as his brothers, unaffected in his manner and democratic in his ways and utterances. Eugene’s canvases have figured at many exhibitions abroad, notably at the Columbian world’s fair at Chicago, and at the international exhibition at | St. Louis, and he seems to have inher- ited the tastes and talents in the mat- ter of art of his uncle, King Cha XV., who was a wonderfully bri painter. nt Quite lately he has published at Stockholm a portfolio of reproduc- jtions of his own paintings, entitled “Swenska Landskaps af Eugene,” which may be translated as “the Swed- ish landscapes of Eugene,” and it is having a good sale. Indeed, he now makes a large income by his paintings. TO ANDERSEN’S MEMORY. Birthplace of Writer to Be Converted Into Museum. To perpetuate the memory of the children’s story teller, Hans Christian Andersen, the old building in Odesne, on the island of Funen, in which he was born, is to be restored and kept as an Andersen museum. In this house in Hans Jensen street the visitors will see his bedstead, his writing table, his arm chair, his umbrella, photographs. books which he read in his infancy, his school certificates, his diplomas and decorations—all of these little ob- ,Jects which are of no value except | when they have belonged to a great man. The visitor will also see there a col- lection of engravings which American children had sent to him more than thirty years ago on learning that the} news of his death had been “somewhat ! exaggerated.” The last pen with which Andersen wrote—a present from / Grieg, the famous composer—will be | found by the side of a lock of Goethe’s hair, which belonged to Andersen, as well as some souvenirs of the woman whom he loved, the celebrated singer, Jenny Lind. The library will contain all the books written by him in their editions and in all languages. Need- less to say, the inhabitants of the little | town are full of impatience to see this | mark of honor to their illustrious com- | patriot completed. War History of Norway. Lieut. Col. W. von Munthe, of the | general staff of the Norwegian army, has recently published a war history of Norway. Although primarily in- tended as a textbook at the war col- lege, in which the author is an in-| , Structor, it is likely to obtain general | 1 circulation from the fact that it is the first complete work of this character } The book begins with the | to appear. middle ages and is brought to modern times. It has several charts and maps. | een | That Let Grover Out. “Y wonder why President Rooseveit didn’t invite Grover Cleveland to the | White House Wedding?” “That's easily explained. Didn’t the resident announce in the first place ' that there wouldn’t be room for a large party?” | “Did the doctor say you had a to- bacco heart, dear?” “No; he examined one of those ci- ;gars yeu gave me and said I had per- haps been poisoned by a cabbage enake.” In Far Northland Tid-Bits of News for Scandinavians. | of the movement for reviving the peas- MUST CARE FOR PALACES. Additional Task Piaced on King Fred- erick of Denmark. King Frederick, the new ruler of Denmark, has been voted the same civil list as his father, namely, 1,000,- 000 kroner, or upward of $280,000. Crown Prince Christian is to receive $30,000 and the crown princess $3,000 for pin money. The government will not, however, as in the case of his father, assume the care and mainte- nance of several royal palaces. This duty will be turned over to King Fred- erick, but is not likely to worry him very much, as the royal family of Denmark is wealthy in its own right and the new king has been very thrifty. His wife brought him an im- mense dower, combining the great for- tunes of her father, King Carl XV. of Sweden, and her mother, sister of the late king of the Netherlands. It is said that her royal husband has trebled the fortune by prudent investments. Salaries of Ministers. A committee of the Norwegian stor- thing has agreed on a measure reduc- ing the salaries of the foreign minis- ters as proposed by the government by from 3,000 to 5,000 kroner each. Fol- lowing is the list: London and St. Pe- tersburg, 40,000 kroner each; Washing- ton, Paris and Berlin, 35,000 kroner each; Stockholm and Copenhagen, 27,- 000 kroner each. It is further pro- posed that the ministers at St. Peters- burg, Washington, Paris and Berlin shall act as consuls general in order to combine the clerical work of the diplo- matic and consular services. Much Strife in the Press. The Swedish and Norwegian papers are having a hot conflict over the rein- |, NERVOUS DYSPEPSIA deer question in the north and the al- leged banishment of Swedish subjects in the south. The Swedish papers ac- cuse the Norwegian officials of brutal- ity and heartlessness in driving the Lapps and poor Swedes out of the country, and the Norwegian papers deny the accusations in the most posi- tive manner. King Oscar has placed a fund at the disposal of the legation in Christiania for the benefit of Swedes who wish to return home. Emigration From Norway. The emigration from Norway in 1905 was not as great as might be expect- ed in view of the statements that many young men were fleeing from the country to escape probable military service in the event of a conflict with Sweden. Complete reports from vari- ous seaports show that 21,081 Norwe- gians left the country last year, or 1,251 less than in 1894, when no dan- ger threatened. Wilhelm Will Cruise. Smperor Wilhelm will visit Norway in his yacht next summer. The first announcement came through the Ger- man consulate, which has applied for experienced pilots in the various fjords. The visits of the German mon- arch are very welcome, as he is usual- ly accompanied by a number of guests who spend money freely, and his trail is followed by a large number of tour- ists. Honor to Aldersparre. Georg Aldersparre, who raised the revolutionary banner in Vermland, Sweden, in 1809, is to have a monu- ment to commemorate his deeds. It is a large block of stone twenty feet high and six feet wide, and is suitably in- scribed. The site selected is in Eda parish, where the monument has al- ready been raised. It will not be un- veiled until next summer, when elab- orate ceremonies will be held. Big Profits in Liquor. Christiania’s “samlag” or saloon so- ciety reports a profit of 625,618 kroner fo 11905. Of this sum, 65 per cent will be paid to the state, 2 per cent to the amt or county, and 15 per cent to the municipality. The remainder, together with the profits from the sale of beer, the total amounting to 155,472 kroner, will be distributed among various pub- lic enterprises, mostly of a charitable nature. Per Sivle’s Bauta. Funds are being raised for a bauta stone to the memory of Per Sivle, the gifted author and poet, and the indol ant dialects as the nattonal language. It is proposed to raise the monument at Stalheim, at the head of the pictur- esque valley. Grip Becomes a Swede. Minister Grip, who is still serving the Swedish government at Washing- ton, has been granted rights as a Swedish citizen. It is assumed that he has thereby severed all connection with Norway, his native land. Trade With Transvaal. Consul Lithmann, a Swede who has lived several years in Transvaal, South Africa, has been in Stockholm this winter for the purpose of forming a Swedish-South African export and commercial company. He maintains We Give Free Tickets to California, Mlustrated Magazine telling all abou’ NIA, | Phigh it bo Se ing tC ALIFORNIA, that there is a good field for Swedish wares in South Africa. Another Family. Mrs. Knicker—I thought your cook ! was a jewel. Mrs. Bocker—So she was, but she has been reset. A Desperately Serious Case Cured by Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills. Brought to the very verge of starva- tion by the rejection of all nourishment, her vitality almost destroyed, the re- Govery of Mrs. J. A. Wyatt, of No. 1189 Seventh street, Des Moines, Iowa, seemed hopeless, Her physicians utterly failed to reach the seat of the difficulty and death must have resulted if she had not pursued an independent course sug- gested by her sister’s experience. Mrs. Wyatt says: ‘I had pain in the region of the heart, palpitation and shortness of breath so that I could not walk very fast. My head ached very badly and I was seized with vomiting spells whenever I took any food. A doc- tor was called who pronounced the trouble gastritis, but he gave me no re- lief. Then I tried a second doctor with- out benefit. By this time I had become very weak. Icould not keep the most delicate broth on my stomach, and at the end of a month I was scarcely more than skin and bone and was really starv- ing to death. “Then I recalled how much benefit m: sister had got from Dr. Williams’ Pin Pills and decided to take them in place of the doctor’s medicine. It proved a wise decision for they helped me as nothing else had done. Soon I could take weak tea and crackers and steadily more nourishment. In two weeks I was able to leave my bed. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills were the only thing that checked the vomiting and as soon as that was stopped my other difficulties left me. have a vigorous appetite now and am able to attend to all the duties of my home. I praise Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills | for Pale People to all my friends because I am thoroughly convinced of their merit.” Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills are sold by all druggists and by the Dr. Williams Med. icine Co., Schenectady. N.Y. “Hamlet Out West. At the Lambs’ club one night a num- ber of the members were discussing the tendency of the average comedian to insist that his forte is really trag- edy, when some one chanced to ask Billy Crane whether he was an ex- ception to the rule in that respect. “No,” replied Crane, “I can’t say that Iam. Years ago in the West I tackled Hamlet.” “I suppose,” continued the question- er, “the audience called you before the curtain?” “Called me?” reiterated Crane. Why, man, they dared me.” “Varsity Betting.” As is the case everywhere in Eng- land, betting on horse races has at- tained a prevalence in Oxford never dreamed of at any American univer- sity. An Oxford man who belongs to one of the “decent” sets (for of course there exist the same social distinctions at Oxford as everywhere else, only more accentuated) knows every horse of note upon the English turf, his rec- ord and his pedigree back a few gen- erations. And they all bet. By the Way. No man ever made money by enjoy- ing the prosperity of his employer. So long as a woman is wrong she can be depended on to stick to her opinion. Many reputations for charity are built up on ability to get the public to donate. it is a great waste of time to figure what you might have made if you had the money to go into speculation. Driven to Drink by Lions. A hundred natives employed on the Fort Hall road, British East Africa, who were recently charged by six lions, sought refuge in the water, where they remained for more than an hour, the lions in the meantime resting quietly on their haunches near the bank of the river, until the report of a revolver dispersed them, much to the relief of the frightened blacks. A Mighty Canal System. Zurich newsparers are discussing a great scheme proposed by a Swiss en- giaeer to unite Switzerland with the North sea and the Mediterranean by two great canal systems. The first sys- tem would connect Lake Constance with Rotterdam by means of the Rhine and the second would join Lake Como and the Mediterranean by means of the River Po. better than Cheer is sometimes cash. THE PROMISED LAND. ‘Write us TO-DAY for particulars and aco} it ABSOLUTELY FREE. Address 443 Bo. 8 8t., Cal. N W N U —NO.10— 1906. PATENTS. List of Patents Issued Last Week to Northwestern Inventors. Reported by Lothrop & Johnson, patent lawyers, 911-912 Pioneer Press building, St. Paul, Minn. Frank A. Boern, Groyer, S. D., spring wheel; John Feucht, Brainerd, Minn., grain door for cars; Isaac Hodgson, Minne- apolis, Minn., vehicle wheel rim; Lars Holm, Bryant, S. D., band cutter and feeder; Louis Hronish, Geddes, S. D., hoof trimmer; John Johnson, Mount Vernon, S. D., railway tie; Christian Morsing, Plummer, Minn., road grad- er; George Thiss, Minneapolis, Minn., wardrobe rack. Poor Doctors. Bacon—I see the higher grade of Chinese physicians are never paid a fee unless a patient recovers. Egbert—There must be an awful lot of poor doctors in China. Many Children are Sickly. Mother Gray’s Sweet Powders forChildren, used by Mother Gray, a nurse in Children’s Home, New York, cure Feverishness, Head- ache, Stomach Troubles, Teething Dis orders, Break up Colds and Destroy Worms, Atall Druggists’ 25c. Sample mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. ¥. Cheer Up! Be still, sad heart, and cease repining, Behind the clouds is the sun still shining. Dream thou of spring—her fragrant channels— But—don’t take off your winter flan- nels. To provide for Good Health throughout the term of a long life, take Garfield Tea, Nature’s medicine; it insures a natural action of the liver, kidneys, stomach and bowels and keeps the blood pure. Send for sample. Garfield Tea Co., Brooklyn, N. Y. Mention this paper. Thirst Remained. “Yes, lady,” said Frazzled Franklin, after she had given him a chicken leg and a wedge of bread, “it wuz only yesterday dat I turned me back on whisky.” “Oh, how noble of you,” she cried. “How did you come to do it?” “I wuz leanin’ wid me back against a saloon, mum.” A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES. Itching, Blind, Bleeding, Protruding Piles. Dru; ists are authorized to’refund money if PAZ SINTMENT fails to cure tn 6 to 14 days.” Sc. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a ] plED SUDDENLY OF HEART DISEASE. How frequently does a head line stmi- lar to the above greet us in the news- papers. ‘The rush, push and strenuous- ness of the American people has a strong tendency to lead up to valvular and other affections of the heart, attended by ir- regular action, palpitation, dizziness, smothered sensations and other distress- ing symptoms. ‘hree of the prominent i: tents of which Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Dis- covery is made are recommended by some of the leading writers on Materia Medica for the cure of just such cases. Golden Seal root, for instance, is said by the Unirep States DisPENSATORY, a stand- ard authority, “to impart tone and in- creased power to the heart’s action.” Numerous other leading authorities rep- resent Golden Seal as an unsurpassed tonic for the muscular system in general, and as the heart is almost wholly com- osed of muscular tissue, it naturally Follows that it must be greatly strength- ened by this superb, general tonic. ut probatly the most important ingredient of “Golden Medical Discovery,” so tar as its marvelous cures of valvular and other affections of the heart are con- cerned, is Stone root, or Collinsonia Can., Prof. Wm. Paine, author of Paine’s Epitomy of Medicine, says of it: “I, not long since, had & patient who was so much oppressed with valvular disease of the heart that his friends were obliged to carry him up-steirs. He, however, gradually recovered under the influence of Collinsonin (medicinal principle extracted from Stone re. and is now attending to his business. eretofore physicians knew of no remedy for the removal of so distressing and so dan- gerous a malady. With them it was all guess-work, and it fearfully warned the afflicted that death was near at hand. Col- lnsonin unquestionably affords relief im such cases, and in most instances effects s cure.” Stone root is also recommended by Drs. Hale and Ellingwood, of Chicago, for valvular and other diseases of the heart. The latter says: “It is a heart tonic of direct and permanent influence.” “Golden Medical Discovery,” not only cures serious heart affections, but is & most efficient general tonic and invigor- ator, strengthening the stomach, invig- orating the liver, regulating the bowels and curing catarrha: affections in all parts of the system. Dr. Pierce’s Pellets cure Constipation. Repetition. 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