Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, September 16, 1905, Page 5

ie ee Published Every Saturday. By E. C. KILEY. TWO DOLLARS A YEAR IN ADVANCE —— ———— Entered in the Postofftee at Grand Rapld Minnesota, as Second-Class Matter, ——— It is said that the strongest argu- ment presented at the St, Paul meet- mg of the Mississippi dam commis- sion and citizens of the state was that of the Grand Rapids Commercial club by Hon. C C McCarthy. —__>_——_— Tue Virginia Virginian notes that Itasca county has 7.454 males 4,035 females, and advises the girls to come to northern Minnesota. ~— ‘Tue Duluth Herald wants to know: “Has too much sympathy been wast- ed upon the ‘unemployed?’ or are the ‘unemployed’ out of jobs because they do not hke Yes. but the unemployed who targely to work?” There may be ex- ceptions; are idle through no fault of their own would form a very small army. — C D Lin the Cass Lake Times puts “The difference he- it patly thusly tween peculation and speculation— e former makes the latter possible— the two combined make the peniten- tiary probable, if the amout involved it—small enoung” ees TATIVES of northern Min- REPRE nesota met the Mississippi dam com- mission in St. Paul last Tuesday and presented arguments that should re- sult in doing some good “for this de- a zed district. lug sca ge Japs are dissatisfied with the THE Roosevelt treaty of peace and te show their disapproval of the deal they are extetminating American mission houses, assaulting Americans, assault- ing Japenese officials and making themsslves generally disagreable. ‘Ihe Jap appears to be so full of fight that he just can’t help gom’ agin anything that happens to be within reach, He may cool off with the approach of cool weather, en Huntinc accidents for the season have been inaugurated and Editor Atkinson of the Mesaba Ore, Hibbing, has the honor and distinction of mak- ing the first report. A young married man of that town was oiling up his 3°93 Savage last Saturday evening prepara- tory to go gunning on the Sabbath. He threw out all the cartridges, but as usual there was one more, and its presence proved fatal. ‘Io make the incident more dramatic than ordinary the victim’s young wife and child were witnesses to the awful accident. cpg cena WE MADE MURRAY MAD Murray ‘Taylor of the Deer River News says: “It is evident from a blatant disgorge of gush contained in the last issue of the Grand Rapids Herald-Review that the leisure editor thereof has truly returned from his long spree, and that he has taken a cure or someone has bought him a drink.” This was probably inspired by a few pointed comments in the last is- sue of the Herald-Review relative to the ingratitude, inconsistency and im- becility of the Deer River rag ranter. It was most unkind, uncharitable and ungrateful of Murry to give it out so fierce and frigid that the Herald-Re- view responsibility had been spreemg instead of touring the continent, as re- ported generally by the. press here- abouts. As was said in this column a week ago, Murry 1s not a good fellow in any bunch, Murry isa mongrel any place and under any circum- stances. If he were not an ingrate of the meanest mould he would have re- membered that this paper refrained from publishing anything about wife beaters and _ has refrained trom pub-| lishing some other things that would any guilty creature, however steeped in vice, to some coast where his repu- Con- tinuing Murry reiterates his oft repeat- tation is not generally known. edclaim to having rid that community of undesirables and thereby under- went “years of labor and financial suftering.” He claims to have driven “to the coast, to prison and to the fire proof gates [to hell] the ilk who used to be Kiley’s friends in Deer River.” You never Murry, you'r a_ liar. drove anybody any place. Irmt the name ot man—not dead and claimed by you to be in hell—who one left Deer River through your instru mentality. Where are the men who haye repeatedly charged you with things unspeakable on the pubhc streets—the men who have huried in- sults into your teeth that no manly man was ever known to meekly swal- low? Today they are your boon companions You defend them and You did’nt ‘They made defend thar interests. dnve them any place. you honor and respect them. ‘Tue Anoka Herald man comes to town most every week, and keeps both ears open the while he is visiting, yet he asks: Who edits the St. Paul Review any- way? We note that itehappens once aweek on Cedar street, but are un- able to find the culprit’s name on the editorial page. Fix ’1m good and plenty! Shoot the beast on sight! He has no mght to live any way,’ ‘There’s Kiley of the Grand Rapids Herald who insists the malefactor breaks the .game law into little bits, who touts him as the hardest nut in the bunch. the Review cuiprit is fit only to asso- and ex-Prest Huntington ‘The Herald man is nght; ciate with editors of Prison Mirrors.” As told by Berryhill, he of the St. Paul Review, ne Sire CR ‘Time and Troubies. Editor Hamilton of the Aitkin Re- publican finds sweet solace and soul comfort in a little treaty of peace and and expresses his feelings: ‘“‘I'here is nothing hike tmz to mellow the feel- ings. Years ago we remember Edit ors Kiley and Bernard as being con- stantly engaged in the bitterest of newspaper warfare, but things have changed, and we find in the Herald- Review of last week a sentiment akin to sympathy and good feeling. The Cass Lake Voice, Editor Bernard’s paper, 1s not satisfied with the aspir- ants for congressional honors, and Editor Kiley suggests that if Mr. Ber- nard will pick out the right man the Herald-Review will extend its influ- ence 1n the Sixth disirict and help him: cinch the election -of his choice. There is a good exemplification of the brotherly love, So mote it be.” A WINTER LECTURE COURSE A winter lecture course will be con- ducted in Grand Rapids under the auspices of the public schocls. Five attractions will be arranged for by Superintendent Freeman. He has al- ready booked theDixieJubilee singers and Maud Elmer Jones, the talent- ed soloist who delighted a large au- dience at the High school auditorium last season. ‘The Dixie Jubilee sing- ers gave such satisfaction here a year ago that a return visit will be appre ciated. Some of the foremost lecturers now on the forum will be secured. There should be no question as to re- eeiving a sufficient number of pa- trons to insure a financial success of tha undertaking. * ANNUAL FALL EXCURSIONS. To Detroit and Return $12.00—Baffalo and Return $14.00 On September 10th and 12th, the Duluth, South Shore and Atlantic Railway will run their usual popular Rail and Lake excursious to Buffalo, Cleveland, Detroit and intermediate points. Excursion trains leave Duluth at 6:20 p.m. September. 10 and 12, cun- becting at St. Ignace the following morning with the famous palatial steamers of the Detroit & Cleveland Navigation conrpany. For full information, illustrated booklets, sleeping car and stateroom accommodations, please apply to A. J. PERRIN, General Agent, have had a tendency to drive most! 430 West Superior St.. Duluth, Minn. APFPRPEeATIVIC DARE Why Wesley Gave Up Tea. John Wesley wrote in 1748: “I could not imagine what should occa- sion the shaking of ty hand till I ob- served it was always worst after breakfast, and that if I intermitted tea drinking for two or three days it did not shake at all. Upon inquiry | found tea had the same effect on other persons of my acquaintance, and therefore saw that this was one of its natural effects, as several physicians have often remarked.” After a daily practice of tea drinking for twenty- seven years Wesley left it off. The effects of relinquishing it fully an- swered his expectations. “My para- lytic complaints are all gone, my hand is as steady as it was at 15, and I save up 50 pounds ($250) ajyear.” Dagonet. The night King Arthur climbed the dismal stair At Camelot (forsaken by his queen mee by his knights, without a hupe to Tean His grief y upon or comfort his despair), ‘About his feet within the darkness there ‘A Voice clung with low words and sobs between— “Lo! Dagonet, thy fool, weeps here un- seen, Who nevermore a smile shall make thee wear! Alas for him who climbs the dismal steep Of life alone—who must endure the pain Of ap o'erloving heart whose trust was To whom. ‘a Voice comes from the shad- ows deep— “Lo: I on ove, thy poor fool, and I wee] Because. 1 never shall make thee smile agi —Lucile Tatiana in the Cosmopolitan. Realism of a Sort. “My Ownest Own Lovey Dovey,” wrote the road hardened traveling man, “your eyes are as blue as hotel cream your hair is as yellow as the napkins, your teeth as white as the butter. Your cheeks and lips are as red as the face of the angry hotel clerk when you have asked him the second time in one day for stationery. Your form is as willowy and lissome as my collars on their arrival from a jay laundry, and your voice is as low and soft as the inaudible knock of the porter at 2 g. m. when you have warn- ed him to be sure not to let you miss jour train.”—Baltimore American. Birds Driven Out to Sea. In the far North, and. particularly along the ocean coast, birds are fre- quently storm driven and lose their bearings, so that many of them are lost at sea. They keep floating in the air, aimlessly striving to live, until exhaustion compels them to drop into the waves, which engulf them. There is a well-authenticated case on record *f an ocean liner bringing into New York on a winter’s day a large white owl which had dropped to one of the forward spars in an exhausted condi- tion more than 800 miles off the coast of Newfoundland. Trouble Enough for All. Two city merchants were convers- ing on business matters outside a west end hotel. One of them was commenting upon the slackness of trade, and, perceiving at the moment a flight of pigeons passing overhead, he exclaimed: “How happy are those birds! They have no acceptances to meet.” To this the other merchant replied: “You are rather in error, my friend; they have their bills to provide as well as we!”—Exchange. SAW THE FEET OF CLAY. Charlotte Bronte Disturbed at Appe- tite of Her Ideal. As a child Charlotte Bronte adored Thackeray, long before the author of “Vanity Fair” became known to her personally. At last the two met, and here is Thackeray’s version of that memorable first meeting, as related by one-of his bigraphers. “Behold a lion cometh up out of the North!” the girl quoted under- neath her breath, as Thackeray en- tered the drawing-room. Some one re- peated it to him. “Good gracious!” said Thackeray, “and I am nothing but a poor speci- men of an Englishman, ravenous for my dinner.” At dinner Miss Pronte was placed opposite Thackeray by her own re guest. “And I had,” said he, “the miserable humiliation of seeing her ideal of me disappearing down my throat, as ev- erything went into my throat and nothing came out of it, until at last, as I took my fifth potato, she leaned across, with clasped hands and tears in her eyes, *»d breathed imploring: “Oh, . Thackeray, don’t!’” SURELY A GOOD EXPLANATION To All Who Know the Nature of That Kind of Animal. An Irish judge, in ccnsideration of the defending counsel being English and unable to get any results from his cross-examination of the plaintiff, who was also of Hiberian descent, un- dertook the examination himself. The case was that of an employe who had brought an action of damages against his employer for being kicked by one of the animals in the stable, while | performing his duties. “You say you were very careful in attending to this horse,” said the judgo, “and that you did not prod him on the legs with the fork, or excite him in any way; now what reason can you give for him having kicked you?” “Because he was a mule, sir,” re- turned the witness. Last Summer's Girl. Last summer's girl! 1 see her pass; phe eyes me with a stony giae; e, like one who ee Imalodorvus in the air pon are We forgot. engaged full fifteen days August! Now she deals ihis swat And sweeps imperious on Ler ways. Revenge! A poison will I pour Into yon — expansive Whom now she has in tow, 1 Her, calilik Yes, false or you up will i show: Your tricks will T ieveal, all right The kind of a cold storage plant For ices you become Ly night. I need not tell him of the belt Whose buckle galls affection’s Seer, Or of the plant-a mines of pins; He'll tind that vut. ‘There 1'll be dumb. But lil descrive that dark day when ‘The cork oozcd out your bathing dress. A broken ribbed umbrella then Would best describe your shapeliness. He! fickle onc I called divine, Til wrest trom you your shallow prey. I have prepared a pickling brine kor what you did to me to-day. What rankles most and makes me dance, One feature that I feel the worst, Is that 1 didn’t get a chance ‘To snub this haughty ge first! —E. D, P&rson. Wanted—Woman cook at Brook- ston. Call on or address the Sher- man house, Jircokston, Minn. iWhen You Want. Confectionery Ice Cream Or most anything else in the line of luxeries, go to oa oa of oa MILLERS’ It on Fourth Street in the building formerly occupied as a Bowling Alley. Soft Drinks, All the Best Brands of Cigars, Smokers Articles, Etc ~ ~ LEMP’ AAT A OO aa | BEER IS HERE The Famous Beer of \Vm, J. Lemp is now on Rapids Ww. C. TYNDALL Call up 180 and Order a Case. the Market in Grand LEMP’S IS PERFECTION} ~~ AT LAST and is sold by eet * 7 * i cure dealers on theranxious seat. f ‘ } % Grand Rapids FACTORY LOADED SMOKELESS POWDER SHOTGUN SHELLS Good shells in your gun mean a good bag in the field or a‘good score at the trap. Winchester “Leader” and “Repeater” Smokeless Powder Shells are good shells. Always sure-fire, always giving an even spread of shot and good penetration, their great superiority is testified to by sports- men who use Winchester Factory Loaded Shells in preference to any other make. ALL DEALERS KEEP THEM The Herald-Review For Up-to-date Printing a Sensibie boy, that, He made a bull’s eye wnen he spoke. We make shoes which put the corn- We cure corns by fittmg the feet scientifically. ‘The best way to cure corns is to prevent heir growth in the first place. The Menominee Seamless Union Made Shoe 1s_casy-to- wear, eisy-to-buy, easy-to-sell, For Sale By J. $. KURIZMAN, The Shoe Man GUARANTEED TO7OUT-WEAR Mnnesoa ANY SHOE ON THE MARKET. SLSLELETSLSLTLSLSLEMSLENSLELTLSL ESM aS SLSSSLEVES S8626SE9 52 SISWSSSLSVSLSVSLISLSVSWSLVSE 1: SISVISVISLOSVVSS “i Pioneer Meat Market, 7 THOMAS FINNEGAN, Prop. ee } [es and & Fish, Game sree Salt Meats | Poultry. etc | ASK ANY OF OUR RE } AND THE . WILL TELE YO v oy x ATS OF ALI KINDS ARE Kk mt NEE } STORE. .-. SC smite io 43 Butter, Eggs, Cheese and Canned Goods dj ODD FELLOWS’ BUILDING, LELAND AVENUE., GRAND RAPIDS. SISLSVSVSLSVSLSLSLVOST SOSVHVSE SWS LS PSLISF FF SOSLSVSLS ISLE Concrete Building Blocks Manufactured at Grand Rapids by oF. FREESTONE & CO. The most substan- | tial and = ecomic | building materia. were placed on the market, | ‘ ' For the erection of Business and Residence, Buildings, Sidwalks, Ornamenal Fencing, Chim- neys, Etc. > . - rs A 3 : Investigate and Be Convinced. see SHER HH HOG SHANA HHS CHT SS IHS OA TSS EHTS OSS B Favorite Resort for refreshments and where may be seen and heard one of the largest phonographs in the world is at JOHNORILEY’S Sainple Room The Northern. Cabinet Rye Whiskey a most delightful beverage always in 'Y stock—we are Agent for it in Grand Rapids. We handle the finest whiskeys ever distilled. NORTHERN CAFE Peter Meit, Cher. All delicacies of the season ADS A Re a at ae ak a ah a ae a a a a eee: In connection—open day and night. served at all hours, JOHN O’RILEY,Prop. HOST ECTE SCH ORTAGE AT | HS TRESERES STAR REED REE 22 Pa ta. 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