Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, September 9, 1905, Page 4

Published Every Saturday. By E. C. KILEY. TWO DOLLARS A YEAIt IN ADVANCE eee Fntered in the Postotice at Grand Rapid Minnesota, as Second-Class Matter, is about the central figure since the close of the Rus- Jap ancident. It will be known in history as the Roosevelt treaty. _ eS and Sweden are talking the situation in an endeavor to Norway pver secure «divorce without coming to blows. ‘They should submit the case to Roosevelt. He would readily tell them where to “head in at.” a Bishop Porrer’s *decent” saluon, established some time ago in New York wouldn’t city, has gone bump, It pay and is now a common groggery. Rehgion and rum does’nt appear to muke a satisfactory nixed drink for the average boose battler. > editor of the Herald-Review hopes he had a good time on his re- THe cent np to. Europe, as reported by several of our neighbor exchanges. The trip going was very delightful but the return was tough—rough sea throughout the entire voyage. anti eigs iene . Lyuis county is not up to date in enterprise. Out of that vast do- have been an im- Not awarticle of any description was dis- should be first among the counties of the state every main there should mense exhibit at the state fair. played. St. Louis year at the big fair. But where there’s lack of enterprise the commu- pity must suffer. partes Bek It isa good campaign, that inaugur- ated by the Duluth Evening Herald to elect only strong men _ to the state Jegislature from northern Minnesota. This section has long enough been misrepresented by such upstarts as Pandy Dowling over at Eveleth. Set ihe example in St. Louis county by Fetiring to political oblivion such non entities. a eg BERRYHILL, be a man and acknow- ledye the fact. There is no longer any danger, The debt you owe the great state of Minnesota and the greater Sam Fullerton for fish caught in Itas- ca county was contracted many years ago and has long since been cancelled by Father Time. The game and fish Jawa change yearly but the fishy fame that attaches to the name of Berryhill through that one monumental catch of black bass will never change or grow less glorious. Tue Borper Bupger takes notice that “even the Grand Rapids Herald- Review, is willing to shelf the Demo- cratic party long enough to help A L Cole climb into the state senate.” Cole would certainly be an improve- senatorial ma- furnished by this district in the It’s a pity that ex-Senator Mc- Carthy of Grand Rapids cannot be in- ment on some of the tenal past. duced to again become a candidate for the upper branch of the legislature. he has brains McCarthy 1s_ honest, and commands respect. ‘THe Virginia Virginian quotes from the Herald-Review a brief editorial on forestry fanatics and_reservonr root- ers and comments thereon not The “There is much land very logically. Virgimian says: included in the tract recently withdrawn from settle- ment in Northern St. Louis and Itasca counties that is good for nothing ex- If it was good for anything else it would We according to the cept forestry or game preserves. have been taken up long ago.” are to understand, foregoing, that all the lands in North- ern Minnesota worth taking for agri- cultural purposes are already gone. An apology from the Virginian is due this section of the state. There are a a a ee ee thousands upon thousands of acres of land yet held by the government as valuable for agricultural purposes as any that has been patented. SPOR OLS 3 Sea Sol IN MENTIONING the premium list just issued by the Itasca County Agri- cultural soci:ty, the Northome News notes the announcements therein of Grand Rapids business firms and con- cludes its comment thusly: “‘Evident- ly the county seat 1s the ‘whole ‘The Herald. Review takes yo cheese’, it that the News considers Grand Rap- ids too conspicuously identifted with the county fair. ‘The quoted sluris akin to many such that appear from time to time in the little mushroom rags that sprout here and there in the wilds of Itasca county. ‘They are | harmless, of course, but are calculated to cast disparagement upon the peo- What object these alleged editors have in throwing ple of the county seat, out such insinuations is not easily un- derstood by anyone outside the sanc- tums from which they eminate. Is the county fair not a desirable institu- tion? Is it a detriment or a benefit to all people of the whole county? Are the people of Northome and other towns protesting because they have not been solicited for aid to sus- tain the fai? Every citizen of the county is under obligations to the en- terprising businessmen of this commu- nity who have dug into their pockets year after year to keep up the organ- zauon and make an annual fair pos- sible. ‘Io them alone 1s due the exist- ence of the agricultural society of this county, which has an official standing and is recognized by the laws of the While the benefits to be de- rived, through advertising and other- state, wise, extends throughout the entire county the business men of Grand Rapids have alone borne the expense required to keep the organization alive during the past- fourteen years. About the only recognition given them for their public spiritedness from outside papers has been ndicule and innuendoes, ‘Ihe kickers are deserv- ing of pity coupled with contempt. Communities are never built by such barnacles, Some admrring friend of the antel- lectual luminary and presiding elder of this great family journal mailed the following clipping in the local post- “A South who started in poor is now worth office: Dakota editor $100,000. An exchange explains it al) by saying his present wealth is due to years of close economy, frugality, strict attention to business, and to the fact that $99,998.” and strict attention to business clause hus uncle died and ieft him The economy, frugality is all right, as 1s also the sum neces- sary to raise the legacy to a hundred thousand, but where’s the uncle? pele ier eas Chocolate, chop suey, strawberry, pineapple. orange, nut and peach sun daes at Millers. > To Trade for Stove Wood 1 Voss piano, square, and one Stand ard organ, and one Singer sewing machine. Apply to Box 3u1. 5-8 roo AUT Ce TERS ANNUAL FALL EXCURSIONS. To Detroit and Return $12.00—Buffalo and Return $14.00. On September 10th and 12th, the Duluth, South Shore and Atlantic Railway will run their usual popular Rail and Lake excursions to Buffalo, Cleveland, Detroit and intermediate points. Excursiontrains leave Duluth at 6:20 p. m. September 10 and 12, con- necting at St. Ignuce the following morning with the famous palatial steamers of the Detroit & Cleveland, Navigation company. For full information, illustrated bovklets, sleeping car and stateroom accommodation, please apply to A. J. PERRIN, General Agent. 430 West Superior St., Duluth, Minn. Low Rates to Street Carnival, Superior, Wis. On account of the street carnival at Superior, Wis., August. 14th to 19th, 1905, the Great Northern rail- way is selling tickets at reduced | st yh why Wesley Gave up has John Wesley wrote in 1748: a could not imagine what should occa- sion the shaking of my hand till I ob- served it was always worst after breakfast, and that if I intermitted tea drinking for two or three days it did not shake at all. Upon inquiry 1 found tea had the same effect on other persons of my acquaintance, and therefore saw that this was one of its natural effects,’as several physicians have often remarked.” After a daily practice of tea drinking for twenty- seven years Wesley left it off. The effects of relinquishing it fully an- swered his expectations. “My para- lytic complaints are all gone, my hand is as steady as it was at 15, and I save up 50 pounds ($2509 a year.” Dagonet. The why King Arthur climbed the dismal stair At Camelot (forsaken by his queen ares by his knights, without a hope to slean His gxict upon or comfort his despair), About his feet within the darkness there A Waive cn ous with low words and sobs t “Lo! Dagonet, thy fool, weeps here un- seen, Who nevermore a smile shall make thee earl’ Alas for him who climbs the dismal steep Of life alone—who must endure the pain Of an o’erloving heart whose trust was vain; To whom a Voice comes from the shad- ows deep— “Lo! I am Love, weep Because I ne’er shall make thee smile thy poor fool, and I again!” -—Lucile Rutland in the Cosmopolitan, Realism of a Sort. “My Ownest Own Lovey Dovey,” wrote the road hardened traveling man, “your eyes are as blue as hotel cream your hair is as yellow as the napkins, your teeth as white as the butter. Your cheeks and lips are as red as the face of the angry hotel clerk when you have asked him the second time in one day for stationery. Your form is as willowy and lissome as my collars on their arrival trom a jay laundry, and your voice is as low and soft as the inaudible knock of the porter at 2 g. m. when you have warn- ed him to be sure not to let you miss your train.”—Baltimore American. Birds Driven Out to Sea. In the far North, and particularly along the ocean -coast, birds are fre- quently storm driven and lose their bearings, so that many of them are lost at sea. They keep floating in the air, aimlessly striving to live, until exhausticn compels them to drop into the waves, which engulf them. There is a well-authenticated case on record *f an ocean liner bringing into New | York on a winter’s day a large white owl which had dropped to one of the forward spars in an exhausted condi- tion more than 800 miles off the coast of Newfoundland. Ait LOL Yeh Trouble Enough for All. Two city merchants were convers- ing on business matters outside a west end hotel. One of them was commenting upon the slackness of trade, and, perceiving at the moment a flight of pigeons passing overhead, he exclaimed: “How happy are those birds! They have no acceptances to meet.” To this the other merchant replied: “You are rather in error, my friend; they have their bills to provide as well as we!”"—Exchange. When Y Confec Ice Cream Or most anything else in the line of luxeries, go to MILLERS’ It on Fourth Street in the building formerly occupied as a Bowling Alley. Soft Drinks, All the Best Brands of Smokers Articles, Etc: } Cigars, LEMP’S. “SAW THE FEET OF CLAY. ~ Charlotte Bronte Disturbed at Appe- tite of Her Ideal. “As a child Charlotte’ Bronte adored Thackeray, long before the author of “Vanity Fair” became known to her , personally. At last the two met, and here is Thackeray’s version of that memorable first meeting, as related by one of his bigraphers. “Behold a lion cometh up out of | the North!” the girl quoted. under- | neath her breath, as Thackéray en- | tered the drawing-room. Some one re- peated, it to him. “Good gracious!” said Thackeray, “and I am nothing but a»poor speci- | men of an Engliskman, ravenous for | my dinner.” At dinner Miss Pronte was placed | } Opposite Thackeray by her own re- quest. “And I had,” said he, “the miserable humiliation of seeing her ideal of me disappearing down my throat, as ev- erything went into my throat and nothing came out of it, until at last, as I took my fifth potato, she leaned across, with clasped hands and tears in her eyes, -nd breathed imploring: gules | “‘Oh, Mr.. Thackeray, don't!’” | SURELY A GOOD EXPLANATION To All Who Know the Nature of That Kind of Animal. An Irish judge, in ccnsideration of the defending ccunsel being English and unable to get any results from his cross-examination of the plaintiff, who was also of Hiberian descent, un- dertook the examination himself. The case was that of an employe who had brought an action of damages against his employer for being kicked by one of the animals in the stable, while | performing his duties. “You say you were very careful in attending to this herse,” said the judge, “and that you did not prod him on the legs with the fork, or excite him in any way; now what reason can you give for him having kicked you?” “Because he was a mule, sir,” re- turned the witness. Last Summer’s Girl. Last summer's girl! 1 see her pi a siony glaie one Wao bre sous in the a we furgot. cd tuil lifleen da: she deals Uns swat us On her Ways. And sweeps impe Revengs A poison will I pour Into yon yout exp ansive r Whom now sie li Her, caliiike, with admirin: Yes, false one, you up will 1 Your ticks will ! .eveal, The xind ot a cold sto all iight ge plant For ices you become by might. T need not tell him of the belt Whose b > galls aifection’s thumb, rea auigoesue pins; at out. ‘There 111 be dumb. i ye that dark day when he cork vozcd out your bathing dress. A broken rilbed umbrella then Would best desciibe your suapeliness. He} fickle one 1 called divine, Til wrest trom you your shallow prey. I have prepared a pickling brine bor what you cid tou me to-day. dance, t a chance e teat Is that 1 didn’t ge To saub this haughty Hebe fir —E. D. Pierson. Wanted—Woman cook at Brook- ston. Call on or address the Sher- man house, Brookston, Minn. Pee i eeD ou Want tionery . oa oa Ff goa su FACTORY LOADED SMOKELESS POWDER SHOTGUN SHELLS Good shells in your gun mean a good bag in the field or a good score at the trap. Winchester “Leader” and “Repeater” Smokeless Powder Shells are good shells. Always sure-fire, always giving an even spread of shot and good penetration, their great superiority is testified:to by sports- men who use, Winchester Factory Loaded Shells in preference to any other make. ALL DEALERS KEEP THEM The Herald-Review For Up-to-date Printing SSeS ne te He made } We make shoes which put the corn- Sensibie boy, that a bull’s eye wen he spoke. cure dealers on theranxious seat. We cure corns ky fitting the feet scientifically. The way to cure corns is to prev: heir growth in the The Menominee Seamless Union Made Shce 1s wear, e.sy-to-buy, easy-to-sell, PP SLISS #1 SVSTSLSVSS best first place. casy-lo- SPSL SLSSLE: ad ete For Sale By 1. §. KURTZWAN, |”. % The Shoe Man GUARANTEED TO: OUT-WEAR % Grand Rapids Mnnesoa ANY SHOE ON THE MARKET. » $SWSLSLSI BOSOSOSL SOS PSOOSV GLO So Fol 4 "GOST SBSLWSS t a BG SWSLSWSLSLS VSBSLISE i: SHSVIS ISLE VS A®SVSISVSLEISSI ES ; Pioneer Meat Market, $ THOMAS FINNEGAN, Prop. ‘Fresh and || Fish, Game Salt Meats i Poultry. ee ASK ANY OF OUR & Wik — TELL or ae ~4 fy: or t <AND. Tu g Bu utter, Eggs, ‘Cheese and Canned Godds ODD FELLOWS’ BUILDING, LELAND AVENUE., GRAND RAPIDS. PSSSBSWSLSVSVSLO> GSLSPTFWSGF SBS SOSLISV i: SNSCESLVGST ES SLOSS — SIST SLSASLSSGM crear Concrete Building Blocks | — Manufactured at Grand Rapids by »F. FREESTONE & CO. The most substan- tial and building econic materia were placed on the market, — For the erection of Business and Residence, Buildings, Sidwalks, Ornamenal Fencing, Chisa- neys, Etc. : ; : a - Investigate’ and Be Convinced. 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