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a Quick RESULTS. W. J. Hill, of Con- cord, N. C., Justice of the Peace, says: “Doan’s Kidney Pills proved a very efficient reme- dy in my case. I used them for disordered kid- neys and back- ache, from which I had ex- perienced a great deal of trouble and pain. The kidney secretions were very irregular, dark colored and full of sediment. The Pills cleared it all up and I have not had an ache in my back since taking the last dose. My health generally is improved a great FOSTER-MILBURN CO., Buffalo, N. Y. For sale by all dealers, price 50 cents per box. Extracted From Forest Plants Nature’s laws are perfect {f we obey them, but disease follows disobedience. Go straight to nature for the cure, to the forest; there are mysteries here that we can fathom for you. Take the bark of the wild-cherry tree, the root of man- drake, stone root, queen’s root, bloodroot and golden seal, make a scientific, non- alcoholic extract of them with just the right proportions and you have Doctor Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery. It took Dr. Pierce, with the assistance of two learned chemists, eight years of hard work experimenting to make this vegetable extract and alterative of the greatest efficiency. Just the sort of spring saned you need to make rich, red blood, and cure that Jassitude and feeling of nerve ex- haustion. Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery bears the stamp of PUBLIC APPROVAL and has sold more largely in the past forty years than any other blood urifier and stomach tonic. The refresh- ing influence of this extract is like Nature’s intluence—the blood is bathed in the tonic which gives life to the blood —the vital fires of the body burn brighter and their increased activity consumes the tissue rubbish which has accumu- A SOLILOQUY. Mr. Henpeck—Yes; it’s fearful hav- in’ so many children. By the time I get the last to bed the first one is up. 4n a Pinch, Use ALLEN’S FOOT-EASE, A powder. It cures painful, smarting, nerv- ous feet and ingrowing nails. It’s the greatest comfort discovery of the age. Makes new shoes easy. A certain cure for ‘eweating feet. Sold by all druggists, 25c. Trial package FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. “My wife has a remarkable collec- tion of curiosities.” “Was she collecting when she mar- ried you?” “Yes. “That's what I thought.” The more heart a man puts into his money the less happiness he gets out of it. Truths that Strike Home Your grocer is honest and—if he cares to do so—can tell you that he mows very little about the butk coffee he sells you. How can he know, where it originally came from, Only Once in ‘ It was a pitiful mistake, an error sad and grim. I waited for the rail- way train; the light was low and dim. It came at last, and from the car there stepped a dainty dame, and, looking up and down the place, she straight unto me came. “Oh, Jack!” she cried, “oh, dear old Jack!” and kissed me as she spake; then looked again, and, frightened, cried, “Oh, what a bad mis- take!” I said, “Forgive me, maiden fair, for I am not your Jack; and as regards the kiss you gave, I'll straight- way give it back.” And since that night I’ve often stood upon that plat- form dim, but only once in a man’s whole life do such things come to him. F Explained, Why doesn’t he call on her any more? She was saying, poutingly, “I know I am not as beautiful as. Gertie, but—” When he interrupted her and said, “Well, never mind it, dear, for I—” That’s why. lated during the winter. Doctor R. V. Pierce, the founder of the Invalids’ Hotei and Surgical Institute, and a phy- sician of large experience and practice, was the first to make up an ali extract of roots, herbs and barks, wiTH- OUT A PARTICLE OF ALCOHOL OR NAR- corics, which purifies the blood and tones up the stomach and the entire system in Nature’s own way. ‘The “Golden Medical Discovery” is just the tissue builder and tonic you require when recovering from _a hard cold, grip, or pneumonia. No matter how strong the constitution the stomach is apt to be “out of kilter” after a long, hard winter; iu consequence the blood is disordered, for the stomach is the labor- atory for the constant manufacture of blood. Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Dis- coyery strengthens the stomach—puts it in shape to make pure, rich blood—helps the liver and kidneys to expel the poi- sons from the body. If you take this NATURAL BLOOD PURIFIER AND TONIC you will assist your system in manufac- turing each day a pint of rich, arterial blood, that is stimulating to the brainand nerves. The weak, nervous, run-down, debilitated condition which so many parle experience at this time of the year is usually the effect’ of isons in the blood; it is often indicated by pimples or boils appearing on the skin, ‘the face be- comes thin—you feel “blue.” Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery cures all blood humors as well as being a tonic that makes one vigorous. strong and forceful. Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery STANDS ALONE as the one medicine for stomach, liver and blood disorders that has the ingredients printed upon the wrapper of every bottie leaving the great laboratory at Buffalo, N. Y., which cures in nature’s own way; ‘not only does it STAND ALONE in respect to its ingredients but also as the onl spring tonic and reconstructive which absolutely contains no alcohol. “I was taken with a severe cough, weak- ness in my back, a ‘glimmer’ over the eyes, had @ bad breath, and stomach was out of order,” writes H, Gaddis, of 1423 South Tanne Avenue, Tacoma, Wash. “I felt sluggish, did not care for anything, had no life, it was almost misery to move, appetite very poor. I read Dr. Pierce's Common Sense Medical Adviser and went right away and purchased two bottles of his ‘Golden Medical Discoy- ery,’ and before I had taken all of one bottle I felt better. If any doubt the truth of this testimonial they may write to me.” Dr. Pierce’s Pellets Cure Constipation. He Filled the Bill. Irate Employer—See here, you young Rip Van Winkle, I only hired you yesterday, and I believe you've been asleep ever since! Sleepy Joe—That’s what I thought you wished, sir. Here's your adver- tisement: “Wanted, an office boy, not over sixteen; must sleep on the premises.” Deafness Cannot Be Cured by local applications, as they cannot reach the die eased portion of the’ ear. Tiere fs only one way to cure deafness, and that {s by constitutional remedies. Deafness n inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube i {nflamed you have arumbiing sound or im- perfect hearing, and when {t is entirely closed, Deaf- ness is the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to {ts normal cond!- tion, hearing will be destroyed forever: nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which {s no! but an Inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for beg 4 case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure, Send for circulars, free. J. CHENEY & CO., Toled, ©. for constipation. F Sold by Druggtste. Take Hali's Fami) The Unreasonableness of Woman. “But you never complain at all about your tailor’s bills and they are bigger than my dressmaker’s!” “Yes, my dear! But, confound it! your dressmaker's bills have to be paid!” ° As Others See Us. Biggs—Is Smawley a man of impor- tance in his neighborhood? Diggs—Well, he’s of almost as much importance as a thermometer on a pleasant day.—Columbus Dispatch. how it was blended—or with what —or when roasted? If you buy your coffee loose by the pound, how can youexpect purity and uniform quality? LION COFFEE, me uzaner or ALL PACKAGE COFFEES, is of necessity uniform in quality, strength and flavor. For OVER A QUARTER OF A CENTURY, LION COFFEE has been the standard coffee in milhons of homes. LION COFFEE 1s caretutty packea at our factories, and until opened in your home, has no chance of being adul- terated, or of coming in contact with dust, dirt, germs, or unclean hands. Wealthy Youth. Devote Themselves to Useful Pursuits. “The secret of Japan's wonderful success,” said a globe trotter, “lies, perhaps, in this: Whereas, the richest and best born and most powerful of other nations’ young men give them- selves over to frivolity and idleness, the flower of the young men of Japan work, work, work. In the pleasure cities of the world—at Monte Carlo, in Paris, in Algiers, in Ostend, in Cairo—you will find young grand dukes from Russia, young baronets and lords from England, all gambling, motoring, ski-ing, yachting, dining and what not. But do you find among them—I don’t mean now only, but ever —have you ever seen among them any of the young princes and earls and millionaires of Japan? No, indeed. Those young men have been working in our universities, working in our machine shops, working in our chemi- cal laboratories—working, working. “How well this speaks for Japan’s future! What a warning it is to the rest of the nations of the world! For if this noble energy continues in the youth of Japan from the lowest to the highest one of two things will happen—either Japan will far outstrip the other nations or else the other nations’ young men, too, from the low- est to the highest, will have to aban- don their sports and their dissipations ‘and turn themselves resolutely to la- bor for the public good.” He Meant Ali Right. In connection with the annual spring exposition of the Pennsylvania Academy of Fine Arts, which drew only the other day to so successful a close, Philadelphians are hearing a story which is almost too good to be true—though it arrives well vouched for. According to this the young and de- cidedly pretty wife of one of the un- successful applicants for admission to the gallery’s walls called upon a cer- tain highly talented and well known member of the jury to plead her hus- ‘band’s cause. She was sincere; she was eloquent; the great man’s heart was touched—but what could he do, for he remembered only too well the huge and glaringly colored canvas which had been turned down. At last he said: “Madam, go back and tell your good husband that when he will send us in a picture as small and as charming as pretty and well painted, as you—” There the story ends, with not a word as to what followed the speech. —Philadelphia Ledger. ‘One of the Stages. Over in New Hope, .rk., last week the farmers of Green county held a meeting of the Educational and Co-op- erative association for the purpose of electing delegates to the state conven- tion to be held in Hot Springs. Among the prominent men in attendance was Gen. N. Y. Crowley of Independence, who is making the race for railroad commissioner. While the session of farmers was under way a New Hope maid with musical talents in the bud opened up a piano across the way and began that process known as cultivat- ing the voice. “For goodness sake,” exclaimed Gen. Crowley, “what noise is that?” “Gently, General,” exclaimed Will Burton of Caddo township, who had just been elected one of the delegates. “That noise is from a young lady who is having her voice cultivated.” “Cultivated, huh,” said the general; “then it is evident the process of cul- tivation has reached the harrowing stage.”—Memphis Commercial Appeai. Haly's Industrial Advance. Not many people in the United States are fully aware of how rapidly Italy ts advancing in industrial impor- tance. In some way northern Italy has in the last ten years shown as promising development in an indus- trial way as is to be found anywhere in Burope. The never-failing water supply of the snow-topped mountains is being utilized by the electrical en- gineers in a way which promises to convert northern Italy into a great in- dustrial state. Nowhere in Europe is there a population better fitted to aid in an industrial development. The people are dexterous, quick to learn and industrious, and up to the present time the general wage scale compares favorably with that of any competitors which they have to meet. The result of these favorable conditions has been, for instance, the development of the silk industry at a rate which sounds like statistics of American indus- trial growth.—Scribner’s. Misinformed. A member of a temperance society heard of a man in the southern part of the city whose wife, in popular par- lance, “had driven him to drink.” The advocate decided to call on the inebri- ate and his wife and to plead with him to give up drink. The. evening she called she did not find the toper at home, but the temperance worker and his wife talked on other topics. At! last she asked the woman if it was true that her husband was driven to drink. “Driven to drink!” was the answer to the surprised white ribboner’s ques- tion, “why, no, my man is willing to walk, no matter how far he has to ga | to get it."—Philadelphia Ledger. The Question. L “He was very rich, and, as is not so ‘unusual as some think, he was suc- cessful in love. At last he had found his ideal. She was gay, frivolous and poor, and she: loved the great world and its ways. Money was an object to her. There are many who do not dif- fer from her very widely. The day for the wedding was set and he began to grow careless. She did not, be- cause she had always been so. One day they quarreled and she said some things to him that set him to asking questions of his friends. Then he came to see her again. He was in a bad humor. “So,” he said, harshly, “you are like most women.” “I hope so,” she replied. He wasn’t expecting that answer. “You are like them in loving mon- ey,” he continued. “Well, and what of it?” she ques- tioned, with scorn. “Everything,” he said, angrily. “You accepted me because I am rich, and are to marry me for my money.” It was a home thrust, and the girl blushed and hung her head. “Answer me,” he commanded. “An- swer me, 1 say. Would you marry me if I had no money?” The girl’s wits returned on the in- stant. “Good gracious, Mr. Cashinhand,” she exclaimed, “you don’t think I'd marry a man without one redeeming trait, do you?” And Mr. C was sorry he hadn’t stopped before he began. Private Car Lines. The railroads seem very willing to have the private car lines brought under the jurisdiction of the Inter- state Commerce Commission. A rail- road president is authority for the statement that lines are paid mileage, without discrimination, and the ques- tion of excessive charges is a matter for the shipper to settle with the car lines, so long as there is no law to govern their rates. Car mileage pay- ing has been decided to be as legal as the payment of rental for property. Thought He Knew Her. Mrs.Minks—I don't want to make a scene, but that man over there is staring at me very offensively. Mr. Minks—He is, eh? I'll speak to him. Mrs. Minks (a few moments later) —Dod he apologize? “Y-e-s; he said he was looking for his mother, and thought at first that |-be you were she.” Why, Indeed? Nice Old Lady Visitor—And remem- ber, Sissy, it is age that improves and perfects one. Sissy—(four years old and ready to learn—Well, then, what has my baby brother got two teeth for and my gran'pa ain’t got none? Iam sure Piso’s Cure for Consumption saved my life three years ago.—MRs. THOS. ROBBINS, Maple Street. Norwich, N. Y., Feb. 17, 1900, Uncertainty. “It is hard for a young man to tell just what he is fitted for.” ‘That is true,’ answered Mr. Storm- ington Barnes. “Those who see me play tragedy advise me to play com- edy, and those who see me in comedy recommend tragedy.” “Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Kemed: cured my wife of a terrible With pleasure t testify to its marvelous efficac: jweet, Albany, N. ¥, If you have God’s approval you can worry along without men’s indorse- ment. FITS permanentty cared. No Stsor nervousness after at Gag» as 6 Die, Rue's Groat Nerve Resta SSS EEE 92,00 iriai bottle and treation, &. H. Kung, » 931 Arch Street, Philadelphia, Pa It is poor religion that is always talking about a bigger church and nevy- er thinks about a better city. Actual Sterility in Women Is Very Rare—Healthy Mothers and Children Make Happy Homes. Many women long for a child to bless their homes, but because of some de- bility or displacement of the female organs they are barren. Preparation for healthy maternity is accomplished by Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound more successfully than by any other medicine, because it gives tone and strength to the entire female organism, curing all displace- ments, ulceration and inflammation. A woman who is in good physical condition transmits to her children the blessings of a good constitution. Is not that an incentive to prepare for a healthy maternity ? # expectant mothers would fortify themselves with Lydia E. Pinkham’‘s Vegetable Compound, which for thirty years has sustained thousands of women in this condition, there would be a great decrease in miscarriages, in suffering, and in disappointments at birth. The following letters to Mrs. Pink- ham demonstrate the power of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound in Such Gases. ~~ Mrs. L. C. Glover, Vice-President of Milwaukee Business Woman’s Associa- tion, of 614 Grove Street, Milwaukee, | Wis., writes: Dear Mrs. Pinkham:— “‘T was married for several years and no} children blessed our home. The doctor said | Thad a complication of female troubles and | I could not have any children unless I could cured. For months I took his medicines, trying in vain for a cure, but at last my hus- Beat besarte disgusted and suggested that I try Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com- pound this I did, and I improved steadily in ealth; and in less than two years a beautiful child came to bless our home, Now we have something to live for, and all the credit is due to Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com pound.” Mrs. Mae P. Wharry, Secretary of the North Shore Oratorical Society, The Norman, Milwaukee, Wis., writes, Dear Mrs. Pinkham:— “T was married for five years and gave birth to two premature children. Lydia EB. Pinkbam’s Vegetable Compound was recom- mended to me, and I am so glad I took it, for it changed me from a weak, nervous woman to a strong, happy and healthy one within seven months. Within two years a lovely little girl was born, which is the pride and joy, of our household. Every day 1 oless wWdia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound for the light, health and happiness it brought to our home.” If any woman thinks she is sterile, or has doubts about her ability to carry a child to a mature birth Jet her write to Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass., whose advice is free to all expectant or would-be mothers. She has helped thousands of women through this anx- ious period. Women suffering with irregular or painful menstruation, leucorrheea, dis- placement, ulceration or inflammation of the womb, that bearing down feel- ing or ovarian trouble, backache, bloat- ing or nervous prostration, should re- member that Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege- table Compound holds the record for the greatest number of actual cures of woman’s ills, and accept no substi- | tute, ! Many Women Have Been Benefited by Mrs. Pinkham’s Advice and Medicine. PATENTS. List of Patents Issued Last Week to Northwestern Inventors, Reported by Lothrop & Johnson, patent lawyers, 911-912 Pioneer Pr building, St. Paul, Minn.: Arsneau, Duluth, Minn., road grading apparatus; Axel Carlson, Ely, Minn., sash fastener; Benjamin Fowler, Min- neapolis, Minn., lamp burner; Harvey Happer, Minneapolis, Minn., worm gearing; Ira Johnson, Sioux Falls, S. D., wrench; Thomas Lorenzen, Brook- ings, S. D., automatic feed regulator; Francis Wheaton, St. Paul, Minn., lo- comotive; Hubert Zins, Nicollet, Minn., valv: Opening the Season. The Office Boy (to his employer)— Me gran'mudder’s funer come off to- morry an’ I'd like to— Employer—Here, don’t lie to me, you young scamp! There’s no base- pall match to-morrow. The Office Boy—No, sor, but de fish is bitin’ bully. The man who sells his soul usually accepts a cut rate. No intoxicant breeds such exhilir- } ation as success. ma AVegetable Preparation forAs- Similating the Food andRegwia- ting the Stomachs and Bowels of |} Promotes Digestion Cheerful | ness and Rest.Contains neither | ium,Morphine nor Mineral. OT NARCOTIC. Aperfect Remed for Constipa- hep our Stomach, Diarrhwes Worms Convulsions Feverish- ness and LOSS OF SLEEP. Fac Simile Signature of Betti CASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Edward ; Nothing Else Left. What did your cashier leave you for?” “J don’t know unless it was because I was out. He took everything else.” Heaven will be a sad place for some folk; there will be nothing left to kick about. Many Children Are Sickly. Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children, used by Mother Gray, a nurse in Children's “ai | Home, New York, Cure Feverishness, Head- ache, Stomach Troubles, Teething Dis- orders, Break up Colds and Destroy Worms. Atall Druggists',25c. Sample mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. ¥. Returning a Favor. Jinks—I’m ever so much obliged for this favor, and if I ever have a chance I'll do as much— Halloa! Here comes Bilkins. Let's dodge into an alley- Way. Binks—Don’t you like Bilkins? Jinks—He did me a favor once, and the fellow may want me to return it. Barbers Gas Away. “Why don’t you get your hair cut?” “T wail, some day.” 4 “You'll have to take gas when you do, I'll bet.” “Naturally; I'l] have to go to a bar- ber.”—Philadelphia Press. } When people who are not very well acquainted begin to gossip, a boy on thin ice doesn’t fee] his way more carefully. T "Wothcsts Mother’s Mother lias handed down to the present generation the valuable knowledge that coughs, colds, croup, cholera-morbus, cramps, and many other common ills are promptly cured with 'S dont Tes For Internal and External use. Nothing like it to remove soreness and lameness, heal cuts, burns, bruises, etc. 25 cents, three times as much 30. cents. Use For Over Thirty Years 1.8. JOHNSON & CO., Boston, Mass. Three great pursuits have again shown wonderfa) results on the Free Homestead Lands of Westers Canada this year. Magnificent climate—tarmers plowing in their abirt sleeves in the middle of November. “Allare bound to be more than pleased with the final resuits of the past season’s harvests.”—Extract, Coal, wood, water, hay in abundance. Schools, cburclies, markets conventent. Apply for information to Superintendent of Immt gration, Ottawa, Canada, or to authorized Cansdias Government Agent—E, T. Holmes, 815 Jackson Btreet, St. Paul, Minnesota. Please si ou w this advertisement. whe: Thompson’s Eye Water If affiicted with | sore eyes, use f This is the cry Ar F i i 2 ; ; ‘ | NEW YORK. When Answering Advertisements | In each package-of LION COFFEE you get one full That eciees Trough the wilderness of | A) Re Kindly Mention This Paper. i ound of Pure Coffee. Insist upon getting the genuine. | Marough zopeane sorrow, day and death Ato months old Foon head on every package.) “Lwhyt Dosrs—35 CNIS N W N U_ —NO, 20— 1905 (Save the Lion-heads for valuable premiums.) Ir. It is the high Wail of the child with all his life to ace. : ’Man’s last dumb question as he reaches 1 space: ‘Why? SOLD BY GROCERS EVERYWHERE WOOLSON SPICE CO., Toledo, Ohio. EXACT COPY OF WRABPER. SCASTORIA ‘THE CENTAUR COMPANY. NEW YORE CITY. —Japan Mall.