Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, March 25, 1905, Page 7

times women call on their family parece suffering, as, thy imagine, m dys ja, another from Aisease, another from liver or kidney dis- another ‘nervous exhai or i) tion, another with pain here and and in this way they all present 6 to themselves and their easy-going ‘and ferent, or over- doctor, sep- arate and distinct diseases, for which he, them to be such. bes his and potions. In reality they are all ppmgnoms: cai ease. The physician, ignorant of the ‘cause of su: ering encourages this prac- ‘ties until large bills are made. The suf- fering patient gets no better, but prob- ‘ably worse, by reason of the delay, wrong ‘treatment and uent complications, A Proper medicine ifke Dr. jerce’s Fa- vorite Prescription, to the cause fwould have entirely removed the disease, thereby dispelling all those distressing po raga and {instituting comfort in- of prolonged misery. It has been well said that “a disease known is half cured.” In cases almost innumerable, after all other medicines had failed to help and doctors had said there was no cure possible, the use of Dr. Pierce’s Fa- vorite Prescription, superna when necess; by medical advice and counsel of Dr. Pierce, has resulted in a perfect and permanent cure. The genuineness of cures is attested not only by the entire disappearance of pain, but by a gain of flesh, a clear complexion a cheerful disposition. A Screntiric Meprcrne.—Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is a scientific med- icine, carefully devised by an experienced and skillful physician, and apted to woman’s delicate organism. It is pately. vegetable {n its composition and per- fectly harmless in its effects in any of the system. It contains no alcohol, opium, digitalis or other injuri- ous in, fent. Da. BV. Prmoe, Buffalo, N. Y.: * Dear Str—I was very low, and our home physician said I would never be well until I ‘went to the Sager Knowing what I did of your medicine I concluded to try it and felt sure it would cure me. To-day I‘ thank God = Dr. Pierce's medicine. I began keeping jouse the 11th day of April and was just able tocrawl about and in three weeks I could do may own work, laundry and all. I have some womb dis- Treating Wroné Disease ? ‘@ ‘taken six bottles of Dr. Pierce’s medicine and feel real good, but #10 not RCInE te. until am sure I am cured. I tell all my lady friends about Dr. Pierce's wonderful medicine. They all say, “ how good Fon are looking Mrs. Tay- lor,” and I answer it is all due to Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. Thanking you once more for, your kind- ness, I remain, Yours traly, E, G. TAYLOR, Box 91. Spring Arbor, Mass. An honest dealer will not urge a substi- tute in place of * Favorite Prescription.” There is nothing in the world “just as good,” although avaricious druggists will sometimes say so for the sake of the eater profit to be made upon the, in- ferior article. Shun all such. Every wise and careful housewife recog- nizes the value of a good home medical book. Dr. Pierce’s Common Sense Med- ical Adviser is that kind of a book and the best of its kind. It used to sell for $1.50 Pee copy. Nowa bes edition is be- ing given away—FREE. For paper-cov- ered copy, Sse! 21 one-cent pete to cover mailing only. French cloth bind- ing ten cents extra. Address Dr. B. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y. ASSIST NATURE a little now and then, with a gentle lax- ative, or, if need be, with a more search- ing and cleansing, yet gentle cathartic, to remove offending matter from the stomach and bowels, to tone up and invigorate the liver and quicken its tardy action, and you thereby ayold a multitude of derangements dis- eases. Of all known nts to accomplish this purpose, Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pel- lets are unequaled. Once used they are always in favor. Their seco! effect is to keep the bowels open and regu- lar, not to further constipate, as is the case with other pills. ence, their t+ popularity with sufferers from abitual constipation, piles and_ their attendant discomfort and manifold de- rangements. n ‘the “Pleasant Pellets” are valuable in all cases of biliousness, sick and bili- ous headache, dizziness, costiveness, or | constipation of the bowels, sour stomach, windy belchings, “ heart-burn,” pain an distress after Sune and kindred de- rangements of the liver, stomach and bowels. Shake hands with every man you ineet. That only leaves him one hand to pick your pocket. Rapid transit is all right for those who do not happen to step in front of it. ‘A man of words seldom is a man of mind. VERY FEW, IF ANY, CIGARS SOLD AT 6 CENTS, COST AS MUCH TO MANUFACT- URE, OR COST THE DEALER AS MUCH AS “CREMO IF THE DEALER TRIES TO SELL YOU SOME OTHER ASK YOURSELF WHY? Around the World , “lL have used your Fish Brand Slickers for years in the Hawaiian islands and found them the only article that suited. 1 am now in this country ) ((Africa) and think a great of your coats,”” (wama on appuicaTion) HIGHEST AWARD WORLD'S FAIR, 1904. ‘The world-wide ita- tion of Tower's Waters vu proof Oiled ae (' ‘ qusures the buyer ot Jeai@o<? © positiv O55 RA! all garments bearing this Sign of the Fish. A. J. TOWER CO., Boston, U.S. A. TOWER CANADIAN CO., LIMITED, 353 Toronto, Canada. Greatest oat of the century. Yielded in Ohio 187, in Mich. 281, in Mo. 255, and in ‘N. Dakota 810 bus. per acre. You can beat that record in 1905, i « For 10c and this notice we mail yon free lots of farm seed samples and our big catalog, tell- ing all about this oat wonder and thousands of other seeds, JOHN A. SALZER SEED CO. wxy b& Crosse, | EXCURSIONS TO THE Free Grant Lands OF Western Canada. During the months of March and April, there will be excursions on the various lines of rail- way to the Canadian West. Hundreds of thousands of acres of the best Wheat and Grazing Lands on the Continent free to the settler. Adjoining lands may be purchased from rail- ‘way and land companies at reasonable prices. For information as to route, cost of transpor- tation etc., apply to Superintendent of Immi- gration, Ottawa, Canada, or to authorized Can- ‘dian Government Agent—E. T. Holmes, 315 Jackson Street, St, Paul, Minnesota. gs in abundance in fall and win- ter when prices are high, from hens made strong and healthy, are ass if you use b/ SHERO Sogo An economical, safe, scientific preparation used and endorsed or thirty years by successful ultry keepers everywhere. pa — rs Pa] $1.00. pot » $1.20: six, '$5.00, 8 y L'8'JOHNSON’ & CO., Boston, Mass. $100 Weekly Easily Made writing health and accident insurance ;experience un pocessary. Write Bankers’ Accident Co.,Des Moines, Ie, i An Indorsement. “Is our present system of finance strictly honest?” asked the economist. “I should say so,” answered Sena- tor Sorghum. “No financier ever promised me anything that he didn’t pay.” $100 Reward, $100. ‘The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn ‘that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all its stages, and that ie Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh | Deing a constitutional disease, requires @ constitu- tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken in- ternally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the constitution and assist ing nature in doing its work. The proprietors have so much faith in its curative powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails te cure. Send for list of testimonials, Address F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0. Sold by all Druggists, 75c. Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation. The principal thing a bigot believes is that all new ideas are born of the devil. Millions in Oats, Salzer’s New National Oats yielded in Mich., 240 bu., in Mo., 255 bu., in N. D., 310 bu., and in 30 other states from 150 to 300 bu. per acre. Now this Oat if gen- erally grown in 1905, will add millions of bushels to the yield and millions of dol- lars to the farmer’s: purse! [VOVOVO| Homebuilder Yellow Dent Corn grows like a weed and yields from 157 to 260 ‘bushels and more per acre! It’s the big- gest yielder on earth! Salzer’s Speltz, Beardless Barley, Maca- roni Wheat, Pea Oat, Billion Dollar Grass and Earliest Cane are money makers for you, Mr. Farmer. JUST SEND THIS NOTICE AND 100 in coda to John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis., and receive their big catal and lots of farm seed samples. [' TN. Ud A Poser. “There, my son; that will do for this time,” sternly interposed the !ong- suffering parent. “I don’t know who was the first man to invent wrestling, nor how many mickles make a muckle, nor how many is many, nor how few is few, nor how a sailor smokes his hornpipe, nor why Good Friday never comes on a Tuesday, nor why our war fleet is called.a Pacific squadron, nor why rabbits can’t add, divide and sub- tract as well as multiply, nor why an owl should hoot and not howl, nor the answer to any one of the other foolish questions that your abnormally devel- oped bump of inquisitiveness incites you to propound.” “Yes; but father, I don’t want to ask any silly questions. This is a most im- portant one. Please, do you think when a stout man is self-contained he has more room inside of himself to contain himself in than a thin man has, or is himself so big that he is just as tightly crowded inside of himself as the thin man is, and how much of himself is it that is self-contained, and how much is on the outside doing the containing, and—” “Clarence, go to bed this instant.” An Ex-Sheriff Talks. Scott City, Kan., March 20th.—(Spe- cial.)—Almost every newspaper tell of cures of the most deadly of kidney diseases by Dodd's Kidney Pills, Bright’s Disease, Diabetes, Rheuma- tism and Bladder troubles, in fact any disease that is of the kidneys or caus- ed by disordered kidneys is readily cured by this great American remedy. But it is in curing the earlier stages of Kidney complaint that Dodd’s Kid. ney Pills are’ doing their greatest work. They are preventing thousands of cases of Bright’s disease and other deadly ailments by curing Kidney Dis- ease when it first shows its presence in the body. Speaking of this work, Ex-Sheriff James Scott of Scott County, says: “I have used eight boxes of Dodd’s Kidney Pills and must say that they are just the thing for Kidney Disease, We have tried many Kidney medicines but Dodd’s Kidney Pills are the best of all.” Repartee during courtship degener. ates into plain back talk efter mar riage. Tidbits of News ~ for a Scandinavians NORWAY’S NEW PREMIER. Michelsen’s Risé Has Been a Rapid One. P. C. K. H. Michelsen, the new pre- mier of Norway, has come to the front with unusual rapidity. Hardly more than two years ago he was a business man in Bergen, and in that short time has been elected to the storthing, held a portfolio in the ministry, and called by the prince regent to form a minis- try. Now he is the strongest man in Norway and a world figure. It is true that he had a seat in the storthing in 1891, and although recognized as an alert, active and independent young man by his colleagues, he attracted no particular attention. He withdrew from political life in order to devote himself to his business interests, which had grown to considerfable propor- tions, but kept in close touch with his party and was returned to the stor- thing in 1903. : Michelsen was born in Bergen in 1857 and prepared for law at the Uni- versity in Christiania, taking the exam- ination in 1879. He practiced law in his home town, but gradually became interested in shipping, eventually be- coming the largest vessel owner ib Bergen. Early in his career he took an active part in local politics and held various positions. After his election to the storthing in 1903 he was called into the coalition ministry by Prof. Hagerup in Febru- ary, 1904. After remaining in the min- istry barely a year, first as a member of the council of state in Stockholm and later as minister of finance, he re- signed because the ministry was pro- ceeding too slowly with the settlement of the controversy between Sweden and Norway over the proposition for a Norwegian consular service. Then the whole ministry resigned in order to give Crown Prince Gustaf a free hand. Premier Hagerup recom- mended that either Mr. Michelsen or Mr. Schonning be invited to form a new ministry. The advice was acted upon, and Mr. Michelsen promptly ac- cepted the invitation. His policy, as is well known, is to proceed at once to establish a consular service for Nor- way independent in every respect from Sweden. The ministry consists of Jergen G. Lovland, minister at Stockholm, who will have associated with him as coun- cillors of state E. Hagerup-Bull and H. Bothner; Gunnar Knudsen, minis- ter of finance; Gen. Olsson, minister of defense; A. Vinje, minister of agricul- ture; Councillor Wexelsen, minister of church and education; S. A. B. Are- Yander, chief of department of com- merce and industry, and K. D. Lem- kuhl, chief of the department of pub- lic works. Mr. Michelsen himself takes the portfolio of justice. It is to be taken for granted that the whole min- istry is in accord with the premier and that there will be developments in a short time. LAST OF COLONY. Survivor ‘of Ole Bull Colony Dies in Pennsylvania, A few days ago Ole Olson, the last survivor of the Ole Bull colony at New Bergen and Oleona, Pa., died at the age’ of 87. His éeath removes the last representative of that impractical scheme of the hardy Norwegians who in 1840 went into the wilds of Potter county, led by the famous violinist, Ole Bull, and a year later, driven out by starvation, scattered to various parts of the United States. Oleson was one of Bull’s closest friends, and when a majority of the colonists accused the great violinist of cupidity, Oleson stood up to defend his name. Oleson re mained at Bergen, and he and the two old log houses built by the colonists, for many years have been all that con- nected the past with the present. SUFFRAGE IN SWEDEN. Government Seeks to Force Passage of a Vicious Law. The Bostrom ministry hopes to pass its proposed suffrage law through the riksdag at the present session. There is desire for the law among the peo- ple as though nominally supposed to extend the rights of suffrage, the measure is so continued as to retain the present minority government in control of both chambers. In a recent debate the government Was accused by one speaker after an- other with not keeping faith with the riksdag and the people. The promise of a law to extend the electoral fran- chise, by which several votes had been obtained for the new army law, had not been fulfilled, as the measure pro- posed was a deception. They Live Long. Of European nations, the Norwegian and Swedish are the longest lived and the Spaniards the shortest. According to a foreign statistical concern recent- ly published, the average duration of life is as follows: Sweden and Nor- way, 50 years; England, 45 years and 3 months; Belgium, 44 years and 11 months; Switzerland, 44 years and 4 mdhths; France, 43 years and 6 months; Austria, 39 years and 8 months; Prussiz and Italy, 39 years; Bavaria, 36 years, and Spain, 32 years and 4 months, the Earth is 1,400,000,000. One Million Die Annually o Catarrh. known and used for catarrhal diseases. The Peruna Girl has traveled *round the globe. Her face is familiar everywhere that civilization reaches. Universally Praised. From Africa to Greenland, from Man- churia to Patagonia, the face of the Peruna girl is familiar and the praises of Peruna as a catarrh remedy are heard. Successful in North and South. Peruna crossed the Equator several years ago, to find in the Southern Hemisphcre the same triumphant ‘suc- cess that has marked its career in the Northern Hemisphere. A Standard. Peruna is a standard catarrh remedy the world over. It cures catarrh by eradicating it | from the system. ° Permanent Cure. It obviates the necessity of all local treatment and its relief is of permanent character. Without a Peer. No other remedy has so completely dominated the whole earth as Peruna. In Every Tongue. In all languages its glowing testi- monials are written. 4n all climes the demands for Peruna increase. NQUERS CATARRH THE WORL ~ An Extensive Laboratory. Tosupply this remedy to the whole world taxes to the utmost one of the best laboratories in the United States. A Word From Australia. Walter H. Woodward, Bomadier Royal Australian Artillery, Hobart, Tasmania, writes: “I suffered for several years with a distressing condition of the head and throat, caused by continual colds. “My head and nostrils were stopped up most of the time and there wis a discharge, and my sense of smell was affected badly. “After two weeks use of Peruna I found this condition quite changed, and soI continued to use this remarkable medicine for over a month. “T am very glad to say that at the end of that time I was cured and felt in fine health generally, and am pleased to give Peruna my honest endorse- ment.” D OVER. Prince Jonah Kalanianaole, delegate in Congress from Hawaii, writes from Washington, D.C., as follows: “I can cheerfully recommend your Peruna as a very effective remedy for coughs, colds and catarrhal trouble.” A Cuban Minister. Senor Quesada, Cuban Minister to the United States, writes from Washington, D.C., as follows: “Peruna I can recommend as a very good medicine. It is an excellent strengthening tonic, and is also an efficacious cure for the almost universal complaint of catarrh.”—Gonzalo De Quesada. From All Quarters of the Globe. We have on file thousands of testi- monials like those given above. We can give our readers only a slight glimpse of the vast number of grateful letters Dr. Hartman is constantly receiving from all quarters of the globe in behalf | of his famous catarrh remedy, Peruna One trouble with most of our re- forms is that we are more anxious to remove the things that offend our taste than we are to get rid of those that form another’s temptations. Mother Gray’s Sweet Powders for Children. Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse in the Children’s Home in New York, cure Constipation, Feverishness, Bad Stomach, Teething Disorders, move and regulate the Bowels and Destroy Worms. Over 30,000 testimonials, At all Druggists, 25c. Sample FREE. Address A.S.Olmsted, LeRoy, N.Y. “How much will you give me for a novel of 40,000 words?” “Let me see,” replied the editor. “You ought to get six months for that.” A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES. Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles. Your Graggtat. will refund money {f PAZQ OINTMENT fails to cure you In 6 to 14 da You may have a rubber conscience and still find it hard to erase your sins. Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever used for all affections of the throat and tungs.—WM. ©. EnpsLey, Vanburen, Ind., Feb. 10, 1900. One kind word to the living is bet- ter than a long-drawn-out eulogy over the dead. “Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy ia excellent for the liver. Cured me aftor eight years of suffering.” 5 Pepron, Albany, Y. Y. Werid famous. @1, Life is like a poker game; that is, a good deal. St.Jacobs Oil Let Common Sense Decide Do you honestly believe, that coffee sold loose (in bulk), exposed to dust, germs and insects, passing through many hands (some of them not over-clean), “blended,” you don’t know how or by whom, is fit for your use ? don't. fis another story. Of course you But LION COFFEE The green Straight. strong. sure, is the best household remedy for Rheumatism Neuralgia Sprains Lumbago. Bruises BacKache Soreness Sciatica Stiffness Price, 25c. and 50c. N W N U —NO.12— 1906 BEGGS’ BLOOD PURIFIER stomach, CURES catarrh of the berries, selected by keen judges at the plantation, are skillfally roasted at our fac- tories, where precautions you ‘would not dream of are taken to secure perfect cleanliness, flavor, strength and uniformity. From the time the coffee leaves the factory no hand touches it till it is opened in your kitchen. ‘This has made LION COFFEE the LEADER OF ALL PACKAGE COFFEES. Millions of American Homes welcome LION COFFEE daily. There is no stronger proof of merit than continued and increas- ing popularity. ‘Quality survives all opposition.” (Sold only in 1 Ib. packages. Lion-head on every packege.) (Save your Lion-heads for valuable premiums. ) SOLD BY GROCERS EVERYWHERE WOOLSON SPICE CO., Toledo, Ohio. Made expressly for romping, tearing school children. is the toughest in the world. The sole leather used in these shoes Uppers made of specially tanned calf—every seam sewed to hold. Ask your dealer for Mayer schoo] shoes and look for the trade-mark stamped on the sole. We also make “Honorbilt" shoes for men and ‘Western Lady" shoes for women. F. Mayer Boot & Shoe Co. Milwaukee, Wis. Ir amicted with! Thompson’s Eye Water When Answering Advertisements, Kindly Mention This Paper. ¥_ PISO’S CURE FOR e ¢ a By ead Ueastytup, Peston Good G nn in time. Sold by druggists. “ CONSUMPTION $19 ¢2