Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, November 19, 1904, Page 3

igsle Stick => WASH BLUE. Costs 10 cents and equals 20 cents | worth of any other kind of bluing. | (Won't Freeze, Spill, Break | Nor Spot Clothes DIRECTIONS FOR USES Wiggle Stick, around in the water. At all wise Grocers, ) -— Z| The Spread of a Great Idea. “And how about your church debt?” ‘Oh, we're not worrying about that. Our pastor, the Rev. Goetzmorgen, is going to have the official board form } company, take over the church and | transfer the indebtedness into pre- ferred stock.” “Would that be a Christian opera- “Well, in speaking of it he doesn't use just that expression. He calls it} ‘applying the higher finance. —Judge. | Quits. “Gracious,” exclaimed Mr. Swellman, “the baby has eaten a lot of that dog biscuit!” “Never mind, dear,” replied Mrs. Swellman, “dear little Fido has often eaten the baby’s food, so it serves him right.” Ask Your Druggist for Allen’s Foot-Ease. “I tried ALLEN’S FOOT-EASE recent- ly, and have just bought another supply. It has cured my corns, and the hot, burning and itching sensation in my feet which was | almost unbearable, and I would not be with- out it now.—Mrs. W.J Walker, Camden, N. J." Sold by all Druggists, 25c. Once a Day. He—Miss Flipp says she had nearly a hundred proposals at the seaside this summer. She—That is true. He—She must be very popular. She—Oh, I don't know. You see Mr. | Softly proposed to her every day for three months. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup. For children teething, softens the guras, reduces fm Sammation, allays pain, cures wind colic. 25c a buttie. Her Common Sense. He (bitterly)—If I were rich you'd marry me readily enough! She—Don’t, Gussie, don't! votion breaks my heart! He—What do you mean? She—Often you have praised my/ beauty, but never before my common sense! Such de- I ure Piso’s Cure for Consumption saved my ars ago.—Mrs. THOS. ROBBINS, Maple Street, Norwich, N. Y., Feb. 17, 1900. Not Startling. “These reports of the adulteration of alcoholic beverages are very startling.” “They don’t startle me,” answered Col. llwell of Kentucky. “Why, I have seen people purchasing alcoholic beverages and then deliberately dilut- ing them with water.’—Washington Star. Mrs. J. H. Giles, Everett, Pa., rs with kidney and gravel trouble. Cured by Dr. | wid Kennedy's Favorite Remedy, Rondout, N. ¥. 41.00 Suffered | High in the World. “Say, Jimmy Jones, what are you do- ing on those siilts? Trying to imitate Daddy Longlegs?” “No. I'm trying to imitate maw in her new French high-heel slippers.” | more mar'rkin’ down Oi’ll be in the | around watching the tourist trying to | is an unimportant question. The prob- TERRIBLE SUFFERING | Icould not comb my hair or even wash | was torpid, and often I had to be carried | I gave one box of Dr. Williams’ Pink! Pills to a man on crutches because of | rheumatism, nenralgia, nervous head- | forms of weakness in either male or His Conclusion. i “Have you arrived at any conclu- sion as to the age of the earth?” asked the man with a scientific bent. “No,” answered the eminent geolo- gist. “But after reading the Newport news and seeing a musical comedy, I} feel safe in saying that it is old enough to know better.”—Washington Star. Doing His Share. Shea (between sips)—Phwy “don't yez hov a bargain day, Moike, and | mar’rk down ivirything in th’ house? Sullivan (producing slate)—Mar’rk down, is it? Begorra, iv Oi do much poorhouse; thot makes two sivinty- foive yez owe me.—Town Topics. The Problem. “Do you think the automobile will ever take the place of the horse?” asked the man who was standing repair a breakdown. “My friend,” was the response, “that jem now is to get a horse to take the place of the automobile.” THIS YOUNG WOMAN APPEALED IN VAIN FOR HELP. zs When Hope had Almost Settled Into Utter Despair Relief Came from an Unexpected Source, Mrs. Emma Heidebreder, of No. 1823 Joy street, Burlington, Iowa,whose hus- band isan employee of the Rand Lumber Co., tells a story of pitiable suffering: ‘For about five years,”’ she says, ‘I had a host of physical illsthat keptmean | invalid and puzzled the doctors. Some of them thought I was going into con- sumption. At times I was so weak that my face. Then excruciating pains ran suddenly up my thigh and I had to be carried to bed screaming in my agony. Icould no longer do my work and the drain upon my husband’s purse was very heavy. I craved food but what I ate only gave me discomfort. My liver to the door for air to save me from suf- focating. ‘ “The worst was the pain which seemed as if my thigh were being pushed out of my body. The best doctors could do was to deaden it by narcotics. Once they thought I could not live for more than two days. In one of my worst attacks, a friend said: ‘ Why don’t you try Dr.| Williams’ Pink Pills? They are the} only thing that ever helped my rheuma- tism.’ “T took hisadvice. After using one box I felt better, and I continued to use the pills for three or four months with steady improvement until I was well. For four years I have been able to do all my household work, and no longer have to take medicine for any serious trouble.‘ rheumatism and advised my market woman to buy a box when she was com- plaining of the same trouble. I heard that he was soon able to throw his crutches away, and she told me she had got rid of! the rheumatism by the use of one boxi and could not thank me too much.’” Testimony multiplies as to the mag- nificent curative powers of Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People in cases of ache, palpitation of the heart and all female. They are sold by all druggists throughout the world. People who pay too many compli- ments are not often ,good at paying anything else. AYegetable Preparationfor As- Similjating the Food andRegula- ling the Stomachs and Bowels of Promotes Digestion.Cheerful- ness and Rest.Contains neither |} Opium, Morpitne nor Mineral. Nor NARCOTIC. Aperfect Remedy for Constipa- | tion, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea |f j| Worms Convulsions Feverish- ness and LOSS OF SLEEP. Atos nthscold Jp Dasts—Z5CENTS ‘The Kind You Have |CASTORIA: CASTORIA For Infants and Children. Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Thirty Years ‘THE CENTAUR COMPANY. MEW YORE CITY. The girl who is most popular with men in general is likely to make one gman miserable for life. SUNSHINE AND SHADE DUE PROPORTION OF BOTH IN MARRIED LIFE. Writer in New York Weekly Tells Some Wholesome Truths and Gives Good Advice—Differences in the Household Best Kept From Friends. Married -life is not all made up of sunshine and peace. Shadows will sometimes darken the domestic hori- zon; the sun will often hide behind a cloud which apparently has no silver lining. But don’t fret over it. Make up your mind to begin anew. Take a clean, new leaf in your book of expe- rience, and try to forget the blots and erasures on the last one. Above all things, preserve sacredly the priva- cies of your house, heart and married life. No good is gained by imparting to relatives or friends the sorrows and disappointments you endure, because, sooner or later, you are sure to re gret making such a confidence. There are few friends who can be There are few who can be trusted with the secrets of your daily life; there are few who will not whisper the story of your marital difficulties to some “dear, confidential friend,” and soon your private affairs will be free- ly discussed by all your acquaintances and commented upon without stint, furnishing food for gossip over many a tea table. Build your awn quiet world, not allowing your dearest earthly friend to be the confidant of} aught that concerns your domestic peace. Let moments of alienation, if they occur—and they often do—be heeded at once. Never let the sun go down seeing you at variance with each oth- er. Women cling to men, lean upon them for protection, care and love. It a man would have a woman do him homage, he must be manly in every sense; a true gentleman, ready at all times te treat his wife’s wishes with | deference and respect, because she is a woman. Such deportment, with no- ble principles, a good mind, energy and industry, will win any woman in the land who is worth winning. Women all have their faults, and sometimes they are very provoking ones. But with certain virtues are al- ways coupled certain disagreeable characteristics, and we must make up our minds to accept the bitter with the sweet. he seldom thinks to praise his wife for her excellent regulation of the household machinery; and if she re quests him, on entering, to use the doormat or footscraper, he is apt to give vent to an impatient expression. But what a mortification it would be to him if his house were in such a state of dust and disorder as to cause unkind remarks from the neighbors! It is a poor return when a wife has made everything bright and fresh, te see her husband unwilling to take a little pains to keep it so, or hear him object with forcible language to being reminded of those small points which all men are apt to forget occasionally. Don’t worry about feminine extrav- agance and -feminine untruth, young man. Be true to your wife, love her sincerely and frequently declare your affection, and gratification will surely tend to keép her a loyal, devoted wife —Florence H. Birney, in New York Weekly. Tearful Subjects. Taking an illustration out of his own calling, Dr. Gunsaulus delivered by im plication a stinging rebuke to a kind of histrionism of which Mrs. Leslie Carter, Miss Olga Nethersole and Miss Clara Morris are leading exemplars and to a kind of player who is es teemed by some people to be doing) sound emotional work when he pump! up real tears. “T’ve known,” he said dryly, “preach ers who cried so much that nobody else wanted to cry. A good man ] will call John Biggs was one of these When one of the elders heard of his assignment to a certain circuit he said musingly, ‘Well, we'll be having a long wet spell soon.’ “And that would be all. “John Biggs couldn’t risk the expe rience with his hearers. So he had it himself. There are such actors. They can let nothing go by intimation. ‘mney must have it themselves. This leaves no responsive effort for the audience. Simplicity in music and in dramatic art belongs on the same high grade oj character that makes for self-restraint in man.” In Search of the Unusual. Donald’s ten-year-old idea of what may properly be offered one’s guests was well formed. He knew exactly what he had a right to expect. So, at the first party which his youthful eyes had looked upon save under the s watchful gaze of the maternal chap eron, he never hesitated a moment when they passed him some sliced boiled ham. “Naw,” said he, with more of sin cerity than polish. “I can get that te lSiaan:” Bee ee aes The World Is Mine. For me the jasmine buds unfold And silver daisies star the lea, The crocus hoards the sunset gold, And the wild rose breathes for me I feel the sap through the bough return- | ing, I share the skylark’s, transport fine, I know the fountain’s wayward yearning, | I love, and the world is mine! I love, —_ thoughts that sometime eves Still well remembered, grieve not me; From all the darkened and deceived BEGGS’ CHERRY COUGH SYRUP cures coughs and colds. | Upsoars my spirit free. For soft the hours repeat one story, Sings the sea one strain divine; My clouds arise all flushed with glory— I love, and the world is mine! Florence Earle Coates, For instance, every hus-, band in the land desires a cieanly,; comfortable, well arranged abode, but, Faint Reminder. “What's the matter, Mr. Crabbe?” asked Mrs. Starvem. “The way you sip your soup and stare up at the ceil- ing in that faraway manner it would seem reminds you of something.” “Yes,” replied the sarcastic board- er, “it reminds me of soup, faintly.” $100 Reward, $100. ‘The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn 1d disease that science that th i ahere is atleast one dreade so much faith in tts curatt thi ft Gne Hundred Dollars fer any cave that it fails to eure. Send for listof testimonials, Address F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0. Bold by ali Druggists, 75c, Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation. A Sad Tale. A descendant of Lucretia Ba, On a bank way down South tried to fa. Note that was “queer,” But the cashier said “Here, That game does not go down in Ga.” Strong. “You needn’t tell me,” averred Miss Batchgurl, “that golf isn’t good exer- cise. It makes the young men so strong in the arms that—that you can scarcely breathe.” Write MURINE EYE REMEDY Co., Chicago, if ur eyes are sore or inflamed, and get oculist’s vice and freesample MURINE. It cures all eye-ilis. Under Cross-Examination. An Irish barrister not noted for good ®@ vesse] named the Albatross had run down a steam launch in Lough Foyle. |A very collected looking young Eng- lishman on board the Albatross at the time was examined for the defense. The Irishman, in rising to cross-exam- ine, saw he would prove hard to han- dle, and cleverly began#to bait him, as an angry witness is usually an incau- tious one. The following duel en- sued: “Were you ever in an accident be- foore?” “Tm glad of that.” “So am I.” (Laughter, which some- what nettled counsel.) “What was your business?” “I was there on pleasure.” “What is’ your business, sir, when you condescend to work?” “T’m a china manufacturer.” ih, you make cups and basins and —and\ that sort of thing?” (Counsel shaped them™>with his hands, amidst much laughter.) “Yes,” said the Englishman, coolly, when the amusement subsided, look- ing very hard at counsel, “and mugs.” An Honest Opinion. Mineral, Idaho, Nov. 14th.—(Spe- eial.\—That a sure cure has been discovered for those sciatic pains that make so many lives miserable, is the firm opinion of Mr. D. S. Colson, a well-known resident of this place, and he does not hesitate to say that eure is Dodd’s Kidney Pills. The reason Mr. Colson is so firm in his opinion is that he had those terrible pains and is cured. Speaking of the matter, he says: “I am only too happy to say Dodd’s Kidney Pills have done me lots of good. I had awful pains in my hip so I could hardly walk. Dodd’s Kid- ney Pills stopped it entirely. I think they are a grand medicine.” All sciatic and Rheumatic pains are caused by Uric Acid in the blood. Dodd’s Kidney Pills make healthy Kidneys, and healthy Kidneys strain all the Uric Acid out of the blood. With the cause removed, there can be no Rheumatism or Sciatica. It #@ singular how suddenly the pos- session of a diamond ring will cause the nose to itch. | A Marvel of Relief St.Jacobs Oil Safe and sure for Lumbago and tica Itis the specific virtue of penetration in this remedy that carries it right to the pain spot and effects a prompt cure, a , No smoky chimneys, dirty lamps, Safe, reliable. All grocers. Paul. Minnea| CORNPLANTER ‘he proprietors have looks was engaged in a case in which. | speech. OIL CO. sit a she was cured of backache, dizziness, pain- ful and irregular periods by the use of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. “Dear Mrs. Prvxnan:— Gratitude compels me to acknowledge the great merit of your Vegetable Compound.. I have suffered for four years with irregular and pai menstruation, also dizziness, pains in the back and lower limbs, and fitful sleep. I dreaded the time te come which would only mean suffering to me. “Better health is all I wanted, and cure if possible. Lydia E. Pinke ham’s Vegetable Compound brought me health and happiness in a few short months. I feel like another person now. My aches and pains have left ae Life seems new and sweet to me, and everything seems and easy. “Six bottles brought me health, and was worth more than months under the doctor’s care, which really did not benefit me atall. Iam sat- isfied there is no medicine so good for sick women as your Vegetable Compound, and I advocate it to my lady friends in need of medical help.” — Mrs. B. A. Buancuanp, 422 Broad St., Nashville, Tenn. When women are troubled with irregular, suppressed or painful menstrua- tion, weakness, leucorrhcea, displacement or ulceration of the womb, that bearing-down feeling, inflammation of the ovaries, backache, bloating (or flatulence), general debility, ancigeenon and nervous prostration, or are 1y with such symptoms as dizziness, faintness, las- situde, excitability, irritability, nervousness, sleeplessness, melancholy, ‘‘all-gone” and “want-to-be-left-alone” feelings, blues and hopelessness, they should remember there is one tried and true remedy. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound at once removes such troubles. Refuse to buy any other medicine, for you need the best. A Severe Case cf W »mb Trouble Cured in Philadelphia. “Dear Mrs. Pinkuam:—I have been cured of severe female troubles by the use of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. I was nearly ready to give up, but seeing sous ene I aoeeee one bottle of your medicine, and it did me so mueh ee that I purchased another, and the result was so satisfactory that I ught six more bottles, and am now feeling like a new woman. I shall nevér be without it. I hope that any testimonial will convince women that your Vegetable Compound is the greatest medicine in the world for falling of the womb or any other female complaints.”—Mrs. May Copy, 2660 Birch St., Philadelphia, Pa. * Remember, every woman is cordially invited to write to Mi Pinkham if there is anything about Hen symptoms she does Ee understand. Her address is Lynn, Mass., her advice is free and cheerfully given to every ailing woman who asks for it. Giles G@rbolisalve Instantly stops the pain of Burns and Scalds. d PATENTS. | List of Patents Issued Last Week to Northwestern Inventors. | Reported by Lothrop & Johnson, pat- ent lawyers, 911-912 Pioneer Press ‘Always heale without scars. Blanding, Harvey, N. D. latch; John | Peers eres tee mee - ¥, NN. i“ , | Ke BOX HA Clayton, Minneapolis, Minn., plow; | ee > any — Milton Ellison, St. Paul, Minn., filled | bag sewing machine; Knud Knudsvig, | Buxton, N. D., adjustable mesh seive; | Hugh G. Maewilliam, cast offs for sus- penders; Charles Sawyer, Minneapolis, Minn., wheel scraper; Bengt Young, Minneapolis, Minn., plate holder kit. Dear Old Soul. A battleship which put into a port where a man-of-war is a rare sight was visited by large numbers of the coun- try people, amongst the visitors being | an old lady whose son was a member | of the crew. | “Where be our Jack, mister?” she | asked an officer. | “Your Jack? We are all Jacks here, madam,” said the officer, with a smile. “All Jacks!” exclaimed the old lady, in astonishment. “Lawks-a-mussy, you | don’t say so! But I wants my son, Jack Potson.” | “Oh, Potson! He’s up aloft there.” | | Home-made bread makes American men the tallest and strongest in the world—and no wonder. The most and best of it is raised with the cele- brated Yeast Foam. Such Home-Made Bread is light, sweet, nourishing and productive of men of size and strength. Yeast Foam is @ pure vegetable yeast, made of the finest malt, hops and The old lady looked up at the mast- | head, where Jack Potson happened to be engaged upon some necessary duty. “The scamp,” she cried, in horri- fied tones. “Up to ’is monkey tricks, | corn. Try it. — as usual! Call ‘im down, mister, and | The secret is in the yeast. give ‘im a good ’idin’ for riskin’ ‘is | PL a pigs csi fone sg precious neck.” | make 40loaves. “Howto Make Bread” —/ree. NORTHWESTERN YEAST C0., Chicago. Le ¥ Bound to Beat ’Em. “Do you ride on free railroad pass- es?” shouted a man in the audience to the candidate making a stump | Btamictea with! Thompson’s Eye Wator “You bet I do. It’s anything to beat | _""" crease! : ye esa the railroads with me.” |} N. W. N. U. —NO, 47— 1904. E WART YOUR NAM and will send you prospectus and full particulars of NINE SUCCESSFUL COLD, SILVER, COPPER, LEAD, ZINC AND QUICKSILVER Mining Companies, if you will send us your name and address. Mining Maps Free. ARBUCKLE-GOODE COMMISSION CO., 325 Olive Street, St. Louis, Me gues, Woodward & Co., Grain Commission. ESTABLISHED 1879 BULUTR, i ORDERS FOR FUTURE DELIVERY EXECUTED IM ALL MARKETS.