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Corona Colt is conceded to be the Patent Leather made. SEND FOR CATALOGUE GIVING FULL INSTRUCTIONS HOW TO ORDER BY MAIL. W. L. DOUGLAS, Brockton, Mass. —NO. 40— 1904. N. W. BEGGS’ BLOOD PURIFIER CURES catarrh af the stomach, \ N. Ue “7h 4 aerate Hed te siesta ev fr Scandinavians IBSEN’S IDEAS REVOLUTIONARY. His Letters a Sensation in Literary Circles. Henrik Tbsen’s letters, which are now appearing in a fragmentary form and will be published in full, will at- tract a great deal of attention in the literary world. The most entertaining | are those written to Dr. Georg Bran- des, the Danish critic. All are force- ful and independent, as will be seen from the following extracts: “I am disgusted with Rome since the Eternal Gity passed into the hands of politicianS’ Before the era of Vic- tor Emanuel Rome was the only place in. Europe where a man of any sort could live in peace. There was liberty —that is, freedom from political lib- erty-tyranny: “I do not want to see Rome again. Everything precious, including the his- | toric dirt, will be swept away; for ev- ery statesman trained in Rome, an artist will be ruined, while the shout- ing for liberty ceases because the Ital- ians grant it as a matter of course. And what I love in liberty is to fight for it; to me. “Old, historic France is dead. The destruction of Prussia will mark the beginning of a new age. Then you will witness such a crashing of ideas. we live off the crumbs that fell from the banquet board of the French revo- | lution a century and more ago. Do you not think we chewed that cud, and rechewed that cud long enough? “There must be a change of ideas, a new interpretation of things. Lib- erty, The poli- tician will not understand that. Hence I hate politicians. “Nowadays people want only partial | revolutions; they want to abolish ex-/} terior things, which is all rot and nonsense. What is wanted is the revolutionizing of man’s imagination, his intellect. “The state must go. a gun myself if a revolution is started for purposes of undermining the state | idea, which should be the alpha and omega of all intellectual movements. “Transmutation of the mere form of | government will not do: one degree more or less of*the present state idea does not cut the least figure. Only a radical change will do. “But the main thing is not to allow myself to get frightened by that venerable bugbear, ‘property,’ ‘possession.’ The state roots in time; it will die in time. “And still greater things than the} Neither | state will perish: religion. our ideas of morality nor of art will endure. we in perpetuating them? “Who will answer for it that two plus two are mot five on Jupiter, for instance? Of course, the Paris com- mune spoiled my state theory, even for poetical purposes; but there is truth in it, nevertheless, and that it will con- quer some day I am sure, without cari- catures. “As to co-operation, as exemplified in the commune,I neyer had much | faith in it—accepted it simply with the rest as a sort of traditional creed. If it yere thrown overboard one would get rid of much ballast that now op- presses the individual. “The more! thing about the world’s history the more it appears to me in the light of a shipwreck—every man for himself, and for himself only.” ATTACK ON LABOR UNIONS. Parry’s Association Has Been Dupli- cated by Swedish Employers. An organization has recently been formed in Stockholm, Sweden, for the virtual purpose of fighting labor unions, although it bears the title of} “Central Committee for Securing Pro- tection of the Freedom of Labor.” It is said to be composed of employers and workingmen. The resolutions adopted recite at some length the treatment accorded to non-strikers, the general tendency of the officers of the law on occasions of Jabor troubles, and | the complaisance of the press in dis- cussing such nfatters. The resolutions demand the same| protection for labor as is given to property interests; that all deeds of violence or persecution be punished as | crimes; that all unions be adjudged to be legally responsible for their acts, and the workingmen be assured ot | their freedom to join a union or re- main outside. Monument Is Located. The unfortunate Pultowa monument, which was originally intended as a memorial for the Swedish soldiers who | fell at Pultowa, a decisive Russian vic- tory, will be placed on the grounds of the artillery headquarters in Stock-| holm. The monument has been altered so as to be a memorial for all Swedes who have fallen in battle. King as Sponsor. When King Christian visited Aero recently, Pastor Brix reminded him that the last king to visit the little town was Frederick V., who was there in 1750. On that occasion the king stood sponsor at the baptism of one of the village babes. The pastor sug- gested that history could be repeated, as he had a baby in waiting, the lusty son of a local merchant. King Chris- tian willingly consented, blessed the youngster, and on his return to Copen- hagen sent a baptismal gift of a hand- somely chased silver pitcher. its possession does not appeal And | | after all, it’s high time, seeing that equality, fraternity are not the | same to-day that they were in the time | | of the departed guillotine. political customs, etc., | I will shoulder | And, pray, what interest have | FHOLES | Bhd Through the Other. In Newport Marshall P. Wilder con- tributed to the gaiety that followed the elaborate dinner given by Mrs. ‘William B. Leeds at Fairlawn. He was feeling, well—“as fit as a wasp at a campmeeting,” was the simile that oc- curred to him as best describing his condition. But the breath was knock- ed out of his body by a preliminary request of the hostess. “Now, Mr. Wilder, you will give us some new jokes—at least one—won’t you?” Thus, | then, he led off: “Ladies and gentlemen, the eyes of the world to-day are at the portholes. The men are looking)at Port Arthur, | and the women at Newport.” There was a rustle of silken petti- coats ,a flutter of fans, and, bowing low in the direction of Mrs. Leeds, the triumphant humorist went on with the budget of polite ribaldry he has made familiar to the vaudeville houses of this country and Great Britain. Later in the evening,- during the | dancing interval, Mrs. Leeds ap- | proached him, shaking a dainty gloved finger. “How could you do it—that | wicked thing about ports?” “Forgive me, madam, forgive me. *'Twas a case of any port in a storm.” —New York Mail. 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