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The latest American wonder is a complete skeleton of the human nerves, prepared after an incredible amount of work and patience by Dr. Rufus B. Weaver, professor of anatomy at the Hahnemann college, Philadel- phia. There is nothing to equal it in any museum in the world. , The nerves of the hand, the foot, or some portion of the human anatomy have been sep- arated from the body and shown in the same fashion as the remarkable skeleton made by Dr. Weaver, but no one has had the patience to prepare a complete nerve chart, using as the ma- terial the actual nerves withdrawn from the body. A picture of the nerve chart has been sent to the Museum of Medical Curiosities at Lincoln’s Inn Fields, London, and the creator of the chart has been congratulated by the great surgeons of London on having built up one of the most marvelous an- atomical structures of the age.—Chi- cago Journal. Gave Her Husband Notice. A woman with a little money and a house at Versokley, in Hungary, re- cently married a workman on the un- derstanding, which was put in writing, that she allowed him 5s a week for pocket money, and that she could get rid of him by giving him a fortnight’s notice. As the husband behaved rath- er badly to her and drank heavily, she gave him the notice agreed upon and asked the aid of the law to turn him out. She was much disappointed on being told that the contract she had made was not valid.—London Express. PATENTS. List of Patents Issued Last Week to Northwestern Inventors. Edward Cannon, Minneapolis, Minn., puzzle; John Carlson, Hallock, Minn., harvesting machine; David Getman, Browns Valley, Minn., wagon jack; Richard Holland, Pipestone, Minn., harvesting machine; Frank Huot, Big Timber, Minn., saw set; Frederick Leavitt, St. Paul, Minn., surgical in- strument; Charles Manlove, New Brighton, Minn., animal shears. Lothrop & Johnso! patent lawyers, 911 and 912 Pioneer Pi Bldg., St. Paul. Well Prepared for Suicide. An elderly priest committed suicide by throwing himself beneath a wagon which was being being driven along the road from Senlis to Silly, in Bel- gium. Evidence of the priest’s deter- mination to end his life was found in a revolver, a vial of laudanum, a razor, and a couple of strychnine pills.— ress. Tactful. The minister of marine was all things to all men. Once it fell to him to select the war- ship which should go to the rescue of some missionaries who had become embroiled with the heathen they were saving. “Send a converted cruiser,” said his excellency, with rare delicacy and tact. —Puck. The Induigent Father. “Old Roxley says he is going to make that son of bis paddle his own canoe.” “Yes, but I notice he’s bought him the canoe, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he’d buy him a yacht next.—Phila- delphia Public Ledger. Love its like quinine in whisky. 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The young man who aspires to the intense was walking with the young Woman who doesn’t quite understand all he says, but nevertheless thinks it simply grand. “Look on the glories of the western sky!” he exclaimed. She seemed puzzled for a minute and said: _ “Let me see, you face to the north —that’s the way our house fronts— and then on your right hand is east and on your left is, west. Why, it’s the direction we're walking in, isn’t it?” { He looked a trifle gloomy, but re- sumed: ‘ “How the great masses of color are piled one upon another in nature’s lavish and transcendent art!” “Yes,” she sighed. “It makes me think of Neapolitan ice cream.” “And there, close and closer to the horizon, sinks a great crimson ball, the setting sun.” “Right over there?” “Fees, “Straight ahead of us?” “To be sure.” “Well, I've been wondering about that for the last five minutes. You know my little brother is so mischiev- ous. He broke my glasses this after- noon, and I am so near-sighted that I couldn’t be sure whether that was the crimson setting sun or somebody playing golf.” Jilted at 75. A short, white-haired old man trot- ted into the North London police court a few days ago and complained, in a feeble voice, that he had been robbed and forsaken by a young woman who had promised to marry him. The magistrate was surprised. “To marry you?” he repeated. “Yes,” said the old man. “Well, what has she done?” “She promised to marry me. I gave her £10 to furnish a home, but she has married somebody else, and won't give back my money.” “How old is she?” “Twenty-five.” “And how old are you?” “Nigh on seventy-five, ship.” your wor- Why Pope Didn’t Have a Tooth Pulled “I have drawn 2,000,644 teeth,” said the dentist-monk of Rome recently be- fore his death. No charge was made and the priest worked in the open air in the gar- den of his monastery and used no instruments but his thumb and fore- finger. Leo XIII. was one of his clients, and Pope Pius IX. said to him once: “Dear brother, I should like very much to have a tooth pulled by you.” “Oh, Holy Father!” “But it is impossible.” “Oh! Why?” said the monk. “Because,” returned the Pope quiet- ly, “I have none left to pull.” I am not fair, But you have thought me so, And with a crown IT go More rich than beauty’s wear. I am not braye, But fear has made me so ‘And dread lest I forego The honor that you gave. I am not wise, But you loved wisdom so That what I did not know I learnt it in your eyes, I am not true, But you have trusted so That I faithfully go Lest I be false to you. if heaven I win, I can no virtue show —Ethel ¢ “Songs of Dreams.’ Only One Black Hawk Pensioner. William H. Lee of Shobonier, IIl., is the sole pensioner of the Black Hawk war, and so far as known the only survivor of that struggle between white settlers and the Sac and Fox Indians. He was born eighty-nine years ago in Cayuga county, New but was brought west by his parents three years later. He was only 16 when the Black Hawk trouble broke out in 1832, but he went to tne front and fought well. He went over- land to California during’ the gold excitement of 1850. Later he made two more trips to the Pacific coast. The Sleeping-Car Pillow. A Cincinnati man recently returning from the East was about to get into his berth on a sleeping car, when he heard the voice of a huge Kentuckian, who was hdlding up a pillow between his thumb and finger while he roared out to the porter: “I say, you boy, come back and take this away!” “Wha’ for, sah?” “Because I'm afraid the derned thing will get into my ear!” None other, however, was to be had, so, placing his head on the feather or two inserted in the tick, he was soon asleep. ey A Bit of Realism. Alexis came home one night with his clothes full of holes. “What has happened to you?” ex- claimed his mother. “Oh, we’ve been playing shop ever since school closed,” Alexis replied. “Shop?” echoed his mother, “Yes. We opened a grocery, and everybody was something,” Alexis explained. “I was the cheese.”—Sun- day at Home. Dean of American Drummers, Col. “Nate” Flaisig, who represents an English firm of needle-makers, is believed to be the dean of American drummers, having been with his firm for fifty-four years. He has traveled about 1,600,000 miles since first he went on the road, has crossed the At- lantie 100 times and has circled the globe six times. ) he has resigned his position, sold his Liberal Education In China. i - Within a very few weeks active work will b in China upon what is undoubtedly ‘destined to be the larg- est college in that country devoted to broad educational principles in the English language, and in accordance with the most modern high school and college methods. The institution is the Canton Christian college.—Chicago Journal. Ido not believe Piso’s Cure for Consumption has an equal for coughs and colds.—Jouw F. Boyen, Trinity Springs, Ind., Feb. 15, 1900. He Wouldn’t Do. Railroad Superintendent — Yes, I have decided to open a bureau of in- formation for the accommodation of passengers who wish to know about trains, and I am looking for.a good man to run it: Applicant—Well, sir, I have been a railroad ticket agent for a good many years. 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Mother Gray’s Sweet Powders for Children, used by Mother Gray, a nurse in Children’s Home, New York, cure Summer Complaint, Feverishness,Headache,Stomach Troubles, Teething Disorders and Destroy Worms. At all Druggists’, 25c. Sample muiled FREE. Address Alien S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. Can Bulld Fires; Not Put Them Out. For the remainder of his working life Cornelius Hennessy will build fires instead of putting them out. After one night in the fire department uniform and announced that he will return to work as a stoker on a river tug. ““It ain’t in my line, that fire fighting business ain’t,’” he explained. Every time I see a blaze I feel like whooping it up instead of throwing wa- ter on it. It’s all according to a fel- low’s training, I reckon.”—Chicago Record-Herald. Hats In Cold Storage. “We put away Panama hats for the winter just as we do furs,” said a Broadway hatter, “Take Lyman J. Gage’s Panama that he paid $500 for year before last. It cost $150 before it left the isthmus in its rough state. He thought he got a bargain when -we disposed of it to him as the most ex- pensive Panama ever sold in New York. Do you think he is going to leave that lying around the house as if it was a discarded Mackinaw. For- mer Mayor Van Wyck has a good Pan-| of earth as she?” ama for which he paid $150. Like oth- er men who own them, he puts it in storage every fall. | “Since King Edward paid £90 for! what is believed to be the best Pana- ma hat in London, I surmise he is go- | ing to wear it again next year. If he wears his, other men who like to fol- low the fashion will wear Panamas. | All things considered, I think the Pan- | ama hat fad has been the most expen- sive ever invented. right to compete with women in lavish expenditure for headgear.—New York Press. | The Reason Why. Drummond, Wis., Sept. 19 (Special) Whole families in Bayfield County are singing the praises of Dodd’s Kid- ney Pills and the reason why is given in experiences such as that of Mr. T. T. Wold, a well-known citizen here. “T had such pains in my back that I did not know what to do,” says Mr. Wold, “and as I came across an adver- tisement of Dodd’s Kidney Pills I sent for a box. That one box relieved me of all my painns. My wife also used them and found them just what she needed. I recommend Dodd’s Kidney Pills as a sure cure for Backache and other Kidney Troubles.” Backache {is one of the earliest symptoms of Kidney Disease. Dodd’s Kidney Pills cure it promptly and per- manently and prevent it developing into Rheumatism, Dropsy, Diabetes or Bright’s Disease. | | | ! Well-founded Superstition. The Bird—Are you superstitious? The Fish—I am about some things. For instance, with our family Friday has always been an unlucky day.— Puck, The Murine Eye Remedy Co... 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