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5 a & CAN'T KEEP HER DOWN. FROM MISERY TO HEALTH. A Society Leader and Ciub Woman ef Kansas City Writes to Thank Doan’s Kidney Pills for a Quick Cure. Miss Nellie Davis, of 1216 Michigan Ave., Kansas City, Mo., society leader and club wo-:an, writes: “I can- not say too much in | praise of Doan’s Kidney Pills, for they ef- fected a complete cure in a very short time when “1 was_ suffering | not. from kidney troubles brought on by a | ence. “In one case before me he tried to Resourceful Man Completed Quotation. to Suit Himself. Judge Henderson M. Somerville of the board of general appraisers tells the following story of a lawyer who used to practice before him when he was a judge of the supreme court of Alabama. “The old man,” he said, ‘‘was power- ful. with a jury and had a big practice. He was fond of quoting from the class- ics, and it didn’t matter to him wheth- er the quotations were accurate or The jury never knew the differ- cold. I had severe pains in the back and sick headaches, and felt miserable | Wind up his peroration by quoting the all over. A few boxes of Doan’s Kid- | lines beginning, ‘Truth crushed to ney Pills made we a well woman, | carth will rise again.’ He began: ‘Gentlemen of the jury, truth squashed to earth will rise again.’ “Then he hesitated and tried to re- member the rest of the quotation, failed, and went on, ‘and all hell can’t keep her down.’ He won his case.”— | New York Times. without an ache or pain, and I feel compelled to recommend this reliable remedy.” (Signed) NELLIE DAVIS. A TRIAL FREE—Address Foster- Milburn Co., Buffaso, N. Y. For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cts. False Figure of Speech. DIAZ’S STREET CAR. Rev. Pious—I am surprised, Mr. Soaker, to see you in this condition; you are beside yourself. Soaker—Hic, look here, parson; I The street car company has just re- thought I was fulish, but you got mej ceived two palatial cars, destined one beat whensh you are seeing double.— | especially for President Diaz and the Butte Inter-Mountain. other for other prominent officials of the Mexican government. The two ears are richly decorated with velvet hangings, mirrors, marble and bronze. For these cars it is understood special crews will be appointed. Each car will have two motormen, one of them a professional electrician, and two conductors.—Mexican Herald. Palatial Conveyance Built for Mexico’s Chief Executive. Important to Mothers. Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORTA, 9 esfe and eure remedy for infants and children, and see that it Signature of Z, A a Im Use For Over 30 Years. he Kind You Have Always Bought, Was Too Far Away. Tet ot eee et A veteran clerk in the government service tells this reminiscence of a young applicant who was being put through a seyere examination by the civil service commissioner. The ex- aminer asked many questions, some of which seemed to the applicant decided- il irrelevant to the position for which he was trying to qualify. Finally a question was put to him which seemed so remote from the mat- ter in hand that he rebelled. It con- cerned the distance of the sun from the earth, and the applicant answered promptly and to the point: “T don’t know,” was the reply, “how far the d—d thing is in feet, but I'll tell you one thing—it isn’t near enough to interfere with this job, if I get it.” One May Wish. Mother—Tommy! Didn't I tell you not to ask for any cake? Tommy—I ain’t askin’; I’m just wishin’—Philadelphia Public Ledger. Home at the World’s Fair. D. C. Kolp, ex-Chiet Clerk of Iowa House of Representatives, is manager Hotel Alta Vista, near Agricultural entrance and is prepared to entertain guests with rooms at 81.00 and cots 50 ecnts. Electric lights, toflet and bath rooms, cafe. Market street cars direct from Union Station. Highest and coolest point around St. Louis. Official maps of Fair and other informa- tion sent on application. Make reservations now. Crushing. “TI live by my wits,” he explained. “It is really surprising,” she retort- ed, “how very little some people can live on.”—Cassell’s Journal. Many Children Are Sickly. Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children, atte ay ieee tickers ; ted ome, New York, cure Summer Com: edy. It's my best friend.” Garrett Lansing, Troy, N. Ys Feverishinese Headache Stomach Croahies. Teething Disorders and Destroy Worms. At all Druggists’, 25c. Sample mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. 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They’re not women of thé poorer classes, either, but well dressed matrons and stunning leoking maids. “In Boston neighbors call to one another from stoop to stoop over their after-dinner coffee. There, too, children visit from house to house for all the world as they do in coun- try towns. Neighbors borrow each other’s newspapers, to say nothing of magazines and books, and they use cne another’s telephones. They are not above taking a neighbor’s dog for an automobile ride, and the way the women take their own parcels home after a shopping bout is enough to make a New York sister’s eyes open. For all their cold culture they beat all for asking questions of strangers, quite as villagers are supposed to do. “It’s fine to go there once in a great while when one wants to re turn to simple country life, but for every day living purposes New York suits me.”—New York Sun. DANGER IN A WATERSPOUT. Passed Close to Ocean Liner, Almost Causing a Panic. Such passengers of the Koenigin Luise as had never seen a waterspout had an opportunity of looking one ever, as that vessel was nearing port, and looking it over at such close range as to cause many to shrink back in affright. } it was on Monday noon and on the outer edge of the Gulf Stream when the spout was first discovered. It was about five miles distant and broad off the starboard bow. The word went round that a waterspout was in sight, and the 500 passengers who were pre- paring for luncheon hurried on deck to see. The captain, with his chief officer, joined the fourth officer, who was keeping watch on the bridge, and narrowly watching the swirling mass, calculated that it would clear the ves- sel and that it would not be necessary to alter her course in order to avoid it. The spout rapidly drew near, and with base bubbling and frothing went swirling by a short 50 feet under the ttern, making as it passed a loud hiss- tng, which was described like that of escaping steam. Just then a rain squall came by, and after it passed the spout was seen stern, dim and shadowy, like a long waving ribbon suspended from the clouds. Captain Volger estimated the pyra- mia-shaped base to be 20 feet in diam- eter and the body about 5 feet in thickness.—New York Herald. The Child’s Mistake. She meee before. I couldn’t see her ‘ace. But, as she walked along, with her went grac Beneath her bonnet glistened auburn hair. I followed as you'd follow if you were A Spring day idler as aimless as a wind From sone king's prison newly uncon- fined. I did not wish to speak to her at'all— Still pO aid good to watch the sun rays ‘a Upon that hair and there remain, content In sense of kinship, at their merriment. A man and child came up the other way. The _— looked sad—on such a sunny ay! He was in mourning, and the little child (Oh, how can youth and crape he recon- ciled!) A girl of four, perhaps; the pretty mite Wore cheerless black instead of pink-and~ white. They faced me, me and her who walked before, Some twenty steps away from her, no more, When suddenly the two perceived her, and I saw the child let go it’s father’s hand— Run forward, chubby arms extended, ey' As glad as angels viewing Paradise! Then, running so, the child glanced once again r who walked before me. Then came pain ‘Where joy had been, and, with a little moan, The child turned to its father, left alone. Meanwhile the woman, unconcerned, se- rene, Had passed the two, whom she had hardly seen. The chil@ said to its father, doubly sad: “T thought ‘twas mamma back from heaven, dad.’ icago American, “Father” of the House of Lords. Lord Templemore is not only the “father” of the House of Lords, but of the British Parliament as well. Be- tween his lordship’s debut at St. Stephen’s and that of Sir Michael Hicks-Beach, the “father” of the House of Commons, there is a gulf of upwards of two decades. Lord Tem- plemore took his seat in June, 1842, while the ex-chancellor of the exche- quer did not enter parliament until July, 1864. » Only New Mistakes Condoned. The following is a rule in an Atchi- ' son wholesale house: “Employes are welcome to one mistake, but we sock | it to °em for making the same mistake twice.”—Atchison Globe. Gold Quartz in Ceylon. Gold bearing quartz has been found ja Ceylon, but it remains to be seen whether it is present in sufficient panenticy: to be commercially success- ful. “Hymn to Apollo.” A song called the “Hymn to Apollo,” written 280 years B. C., has just been sung for the first time in England. Women Taxpayers May Vote. The Evangelical church council of Hungary has given taxpaying women the right to vote. é Methods to Be Adopted in Women’s School. \ Miss Raquel Santoyo, directress of the Miguel Lerdo de Tejada school, re- cently inaugurated, has been commis- sioned to go to the United States to study the organization of commercial schools for women. Miss Santoyo will take with her Mrs. Carmen Kraus de Alvarez de la Rosa, English teacher of the school. The two ladies will spend from six to ten months in the United States, and upon their return\they will render a report to the department of public instruction suggesting a plan for the reorganization of the school after the plans and methods of similar institutions of the neighboring coun- try.—Mexican Herald. ~ Aiberican What Chicago Is. “Heard a new one the other day,” said a man, “and in my modest opin- ion, it’s one of the best of its kind that ever went the rounds. Here it is: What is three-sevenths of chicken, two-thirds of cat and one-half of goat? “Of course you give it up. Well, the answer is Chicago. ‘Chi’ is three-sevenths of chicken; ‘ca’ is two-thirds of cat, and ‘go’ is one-half of goat. Pretty good, isn’t it?”—Phil- adelphia Press. . The Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. send Home Eye Book free. Write them about your eyes Doctoring Melons. “There are two ways of fixing water- melons,, said a Californian the other day. “This is one: Cut a hole in it when it’s green on the vine, and in- s rt the neck of a pint flask full of Jamacia rum. Then let the melon and the rum age together, and if you are around at the cutting time of that I'll guarantee that you will be glad. But that takes some time, and you might not be around when the cutting comes off. So here’s the other way: Take your nice ripe melon, cut a plug out of it just big enough to hold all; of the neck of a pint of chamgagne. The minute you get the plug out un- cork the wine and jab it in, pack some ice around it and put it away in the cooler. In two hours serve it.”—New ¥ork Sun. Piso’s Cure for Consumption is an infallible medicine for coughs and colds.—N. W. SAMUEL, Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. 17, 1900. MISTAKES IN QUOTATIONS. Little Errors That Are Everyone. “When Greek meets Greek, then comes the tug of war,’” said a young man. “You are wrong in that quotation,” his companion objected. ‘That is one of a number of famous sayings that are misquoted always. It is from Nathaniel Lee, and its right reading is, ‘When Greeks joined Greeks, then was the tug of war.” “Another misquotation is, ‘Its’ an ill wind that blows nobody any good.’ This is from Thomas Tasser, a six- teenth century worthy, and it should run, ‘It is an ill wind that turns none to good.’ “‘Out of sight out of mind,’ is from Lord Brooke, but is was out of mind as soon as out of sight, as Lord Brooke wrote it. “‘First in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen,’ should run, ‘First in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his fellow citizens.’ This famous sen- tence is from a resolution laid before the house of representatives in 1799 by General Richard Lee.—Chicago Journal. ‘Made. by Old Man’s Secret. Alpena, Mich., Sept. 5 (Special).— Seventy-five years of age but hale and hearty is Mr. Jerome K. Four- nier of this place, and to those who ask the secret of his splendid health he gives the good advice, “Use Dodd's Kidney Pills.” When asked for his reason for so strongly recommending tne Great American Kidney Remedy, Mr. Four- nier related the following experience: “I recommend Dodd’s Kidney Pills because they cured me of Diabetes. I suffered with my kidneys for a long time and suffered terribly from those Urinary Troubles that are so general among aged people. “Then I started to use Dodd’s Kid- ney Pils and eight boxes of them cured my kidneys, regulated my wa- ter and made me feel like a hearty young man.” Dodd’s Kidney Pills make the old feel young because they make sound kidneys. Sound kidneys mean health and health is the other name for youth, What's the Use. The Lady—Young man, run right home and wash that dirty face. The Kid—What for? Dis ain’t Sun- day.” Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup." For children teething, softens the guras, reduces in- Alammetion, allays pain, cures wind colic. '25ca bottle. The Lawn Mower Fiend. Brown—Spring grass is lovely, Jones—Yes, but it is so mean. Brown—Mean? Jones—Before we have time to ad- mire it it is ready to cut.—Philadel- phia Inquirer. Visitor—What’s the matter with this one? Attendant—Poor fellow! He’s been reading the war news and trying to pronounce the names.—Judge. Facts in the case—twelve bott’<s of beer. ~ NO GS EE ® Fibroid Tumors Cured. A distressing case of Fibroid Tumor, which baffled the skill of Boston doctors. Mrs. Hayes, of Boston, Mass, in the following letter tells how she was cured, after everything else failed, by Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. Mrs. Hayes’ First Letter Appealing to Mrs. Pinkham for Help: “Dear Mrs. Prvxnam:—I have been under Boston doctors” treat- ment for a long time without any relief. They tell me I have a fibroid tumor. I cannot sit down without great pain, and the soreness extends up my spine. I have bearing-down pains both back and front. My ab- domen is swollen, and I have had flowing spells for three years. My ap- petite isnot good. I cannot walk or be on my feet for any length of time. “The symptoms of Fibroid Tumor given in your little book ac- curately describe my case, so I write to you for advice.” —(Signed) Mrs. E. F. Hayes, 252 Dudley St., (Roxbury) Boston, Mass. Note the result of Mrs. Pinkham’s advice—al- though she advised Mrs. Hayes, of Boston, to take her medicine— which she knew would help her — her letter contained amass of additional instruc- tions as to treatment, all of which helped to bring about the happy result. _ “Dear Mrs. Pivcraw:— Sometime I wrote to you describ- ane my symptoms and asked your advice. You replied, and I followed all your directions carefully, and to-day I am a well woman. “The use of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound entirel expelled the tumor and strengthened my whole system. I can yale miles now. “Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound is worth five dol- lars a drop. I advise all women who are afflicted with tumors or female trouble of any kind to give it a faithful trial.”— (Signed) Mrs. E. F. Haves, 252 Dudley St., (Roxbury) Boston, Mass. Mountains of gold could not purchase such testimony — or take the place of the health and happiness which Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound brought to Mrs. Hayes. _ Such testimony should be accepted by all women as convincing evidence that Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound stands without a peer as a remedy for all the distressing ills of women; all ovarian troubles; tumors; inflammations; ulceration, falling and dis- placements of the womb; backache; irregular, suppressed or painful menstruation. Surely the volume and character of the testimonial let- ters we are daily printing in the newspapers can leave no room for doubt. _ Mrs. Hayes at her above address will gladly answer any letters which sick women may write for fuller information about her illness. Her gratitude to Mrs. | inkham and Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound is so genuine and heartfelt that she thinks no trouble is too gieat for her to take in return for her health and happiness. Truly is it said that it is Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com- pound that is curing so many women, and no other medicine ; don’t for- get this when some druggist wants to sell you something else. S5OD) Sosecttsrs cases syrassie restos oct Ager and toate Igdia E. Pinkham Medicine Co,, Lynn, Mass. Gle’s @rbolisalve ° Instantly stops the pain of Burns and Scalds. Always heals without scars. 2% and 60c by druggists, or mailed on reesipt of price by J.W. Cole & Oo., Black Hiver Palle, Wis mums KEEP § 8OX HANDY J. P. Morgan’s Surrey Home. Dover house, Roehampton, is owned by Mr. Pierpont Morgan. He only oc- cupies the house, which is surrounded by beautiful grounds, for a fortnight | in the year. Yet a full staff of serv. ants is kept up, horses and carriages are in readiness, and the establish- ment is in such apple-pie order that if the millionaire arrived unexpected- oF ly he would find the house in just the same state as if he had left it the day aries aCe cenilis sontias Positive, Comparative, Superlative «1 have used one of your Fish Brand Slickers for five years and now want a new one, also one for a friend. | would not be without one for twice the cost. They are just as far ahead of acommon coat as a common one is ahead of nothing.” (NAME ON APPLICATION) One From Many. Miss Bragg—Oh, yes; I’ve had six proposals since I saw you last. Miss Wise—-Indeed? And did you finally reward his perseverance by ac- cepting him?—Philadelphia Public Be sure you don’t get one of the com. 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