Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, June 13, 1903, Page 7

——_— : | a: | \\ » es |i} | ee | | | ———}- ’ | a ( TESTED BY TIM Mrs. Robert 4% ‘Broderick, ‘who resides at 1915 Vir. _-®inia st, in San Antonio, Tex., tells an experience that will in- terest every reader; it shows as well that Doan’s cures are lasting cures, She says: “Up to the early part of the year 1902 I had been a sufferer from kidney troubles for many years, The pain in my back became worse €nd worse until it was a daily burden that interfered with every duty.. I was much afflicted with headaches and izzy spells and was unable to rest well nights, In May, 1902, after using Doan’s Kidney Pills I made a state- ment for publication, declaring that they had entirely relieved me of the pain in my back. I have since then had a year’s time in which to study the effects of the medicine, and while I have had slight touches of the trou- ble since, the use of the pills has al- ways driven away all signs of the dis- order and I have become convinced of the fact that the first treatment Was practically permanent in its ef- fects, and I know that a box of Doan’s Kidney Pills kept on hand are a suffi- cient guarantee against any suffering from the kidneys or back. I should advise every sufferer to take Doan’s Kidney Pills and I know that they wil) raat surprised and pleased with the re- sult.” A FREE TRIAL of this great kidney medicine which cured Mrs. Broderick will be mailed on application to any part of the United States. Address Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. 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SPANISH DISHES THAT ARE POPULAR IN Sidney Smith, when he said “My idea of heaven is eating foie gras to the sound of trumpets,” ‘probably never had the experience of a Spanish breakfast. In fact, no one without this experience could have his natural prejudice to Spanish cooking over- come. The memory of a breakfast in Lima, Peru, or in Valparaiso, Chile, in a real Spanish home, will sharpen the appe- tite of anyone who has ever enjoyed it, and a senorita of a real Castillian type is especially charming at the ta- ble, especially so when with her dain- ty fingers she picks up a sweet morsel of food and puts it fo a guest’s mouth. And a guest would hardly invite criticism if he made so bold as to kiss the tips of the fingers for so great a compliment, although a strictly fas- tidious person might not approved it as the highest form of table etiquette. Breakfast is not served till 11 o’clock, and as one takes his seat at the table the senoras and senoritas are present in their white gowns, with their long black hair hanging in two loose plaits down their backs. Greetings are exchanged, and then breakfast begins. First, a soup, called chupe, which is made of a kind of crab, is served. Then comes fruit. The next course is broiled carbina, which resembles fresh mackerel. Then follows the more substantial foods—fritd bananas with poached eggs, lamb chops breaded or beef- steak, with fried potatoes and lettuce salad, or ham and eggs. Anuique, a native dish; is served at the same time, and this is a com- pound of red peppers and potatoes, CUB REPORTER MAN DO The old-time reporter had an audi- ence, so he began: “I never faked but once, and then I didn’t make a howl- ing success of it.” He waited reminis- cently until the rapping on the table was responded to, then concluded: “It was down in Cincinnati, back in the 80s. We had a crazy city editor whose specialty was chasing a man over the edge of the earth on an impossible story about the time the paper was going to press in the morning. I was young in those days, but after two or three months of chasing obits at 2 a. m. I was ready for rebellion. “One night at midnight I was just starting home when’ the old man, pull- ing his hair and in a fenzy of excite- ment, rushed after me and yelled: ‘Jump in a cab; go to 137 May street, Walnut Hills, see Henry Johnson. In- terview him about ——. Git, hustle,’ and I got. “T ran downstairs, but slowed up outside. I figured the story was not worth printing, that it wouldn’t be printed if I got it, that I couldn’t get it, and finally I arrived at the con- clusion that I would drop over to Jake’s, drink a few beers, play a cou- ple of games of penuchle, and then come back and tell the old man I couldn’t get that fellow out of bed. “IT gollowed out that program. About 2 o'clock I rushed into the office all out of breath. The old man was rag- ing. ‘Did you get it?’ he yelled. ‘No,’ One of the best known wits in the Mohawk valley was the ex-sheriff of Montgomery county, Alfred J. Wagner of Fort Plain, who died recently. Mr. Wagner was a distant friend of the late Senator Webster Wagner of Wag- ner sleeping car fame, who for many years previous to his death in 1882 in the awful Spuyten Duyvil accident had the eighteen senatorial district almost in his pocket. One campaign, however, the senator felt a little scary as to the result and he unbosomed himself as to his fears to “Alf.” The latter told his distinguished relative that he was being denounced by the whisky element and that he would needs go around and see the boys or he would be beaten. “Alf” could drink a little, but the senator was a tem- perance man and a member of St. Mark’s Lutheran church in Canajoha- rie. ——“—"—"“_—~"“_~-"’"_"/_ean"nrvvvrerenrnekeeeee—ee—eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen eens | AS TO CHARITY AND JUSTICE. Prof. Finley Punctures an Old and Well-Worn Proverb. As an illustration of the original, common sense views and methods of Prof. John H. Finley, president-elect of the College. of the City of New York take this episode, for the authen- ticity of which a leading Presby- terian clergyman of vouches: It happened that a lady prominent in social reform movements waited upon Mr. Finley, while he was secre- tary of the State Charities Aid asso- ciation, and invited him to co-operate in some special plans she had on foot. She was urgent and he was sympa- thetic. Finally, seeing that she need do no more persuading, she brought her appeal to a close with the remark, “I am so glad to find, Mr. Finley, you | SOVTH AMERICA made so hot that the tears will start irom tae eyes of tae novice as ue swallows it. Then come rice and pi- cantie, another fiery dish, its chief component being mustard or curry. Coffee is next served in tiny cups. The breakfast ends with claret and cigars, the women not only lighting the cigars for the men, but cigarettes for themselves. Pescado is a common dish, but in- dulged in most in the Lenten season. It is simply fish, generally served with some elaborate sauce, usually mayon- naise. Sometimes it is prepared with oil and baked. Cacido puchera is a dish that may mean any one of several different foods, since cacido puchero really means “boiled in an earthen pot.” Alla cacido puchero is a dish com- posed of some kind of meat, Spanish peas and other vegetables boiled in an earthen pot. Garbanazos, which are universally on the dinner table, are} the common chick peas. And, as at breakfast, soup is the first course, one kind being la sopa de ajo, or garlic soup. It is made of water, oil, red pepper well ground and a little garlic. Slices of bread are also put into it, and often poached | eggs. It is a favorite dish with all) classes, and is considered the thing to| give anyone who feels a “little seedy from the night before.” | ‘Gazpacho is a refreshing stimulant, | it being composed of raw cucumber, onion, tomatoes and lettuce finely chopped up and passed through a sieve, there being added to it oil, vine- gar, water and bits of bread.—New ' York Tribune. HAD WRONG THE SWEARING “why I screamed vack, all excited. not?’ | “Well,” I vrent on hurriedly, lying | as fast as I could think, “I went up there, rang the bell, beat the door, jumped up and down on the porch, and pounded the pillars with my cane, and finally he stuck his head out or the window and said: “What the blankety, blankety, blankety, blankety, blank do you want, you blankety blanked blank, blank double blanked idiot?’ And I told him: ‘I’m a reporter. I want to see you about ——’ Well, then he broke loose for fair, aud said: ‘I don’t want to see any blankety blankety, blankety double blankety dash blanked, blankety blank reporters at this hour of the morning,’ and slammed down the window and went to bed. “T finished up the description with a flourish of profanity, for I had been reporting the river news and knew some of the mates. All the time I was describing the interview the old man was slipping lower down in his chair and I knew something was wrong, but I couldn’t figure out where my story was faulty. When I got through the old man sized me up and} asked: “Whom did you go to see?’ “Why, Henry Johnson, 137 May street, Walnut Hills.’ . “*Yes—the Rev. Henry Johnson, pas- HAD HIS CHOICE BETWEEN BEING DRVNK OR DROWNED Manhattan | tor of the Tenth Street Baptist church.’ “I resigned the next morning.” At last it was fixed up that the two! Wagners were to make a campaign) round among the saloons. “Alf” had suggested as a scheme for his fyiend| to always call for gin with a little | water as a chaser. He was to drink) the chaser and let the gin stand. Thus| he would: be “one of the boys,” but) would save his stomach and square, himself with his convictions. The/ two continued to “set ’em up” nearly | one whole day around Fort Plain and! St. Johnsville. About 5 in the after- | noon the senator remarked to “Alf”: | | “Well, I've got to quit here. I’m all) ne? | “Why, how is that?” asked “Alf.”! “You haven't disregarded the plan and| been drinking the gin, have you?” | “Oh, no,” answered the senator. “I haven’t drunk any of the gin, but I’ve swallowed so much water that I'm! nearly drowned.”—New York Times. agree with me that charity begins at home.” “Pardon me, madame,” was the re ply, “for differing from you on that point of doctrine. To my way of thinking, charity does not begin at! home; and the theory that it does has been just condemned =s a.cheap pock- et edition of selfishness. Charity be-| gins abroad. It is justice, madame, justice that begins at home. Let us not forget that the sound foundation for all social reform is not charity, but justice."—New York Mail and Ex- press. 7 British Military Folly. Or eighty recruits sent him for mounted irregulars in South Africa three-fourths did not know how to saddle a horse, said Col. Gemp, M. P., recently at the United Service Institu- tien in England. | humor highly. Still Belligerent. Miss Peacemaker—“Come now, why don’t you and Miss Oldun become friends again?” Miss Snappe—“Oh, 1 don’t see the nicl of going to all that trouble for er.” Miss Peacemaker—“But it isn’t any more trouble for you to make up than it is for her.” Miss Snappe—“Don’t you believe it. She's used to making up, for she’s been doing it for years.” His Only Hope. “You have $50,000 debts and you want to marry my daughter?” “Perhaps you know a better way out of it.” Right for Once. Tess—“Mr. Brusk is nice looking, I admit, but he’s not much of a talker; never seems able to say anything in the right place.” Jess—“Oh, I don’t know. He said the right thing last evening, although you may not think it wes fn the right | place.” Tess—“Where was that?” Jess (displaying her ring)—“In our parlor,” Truth Out at Last. When Cain and Abel reached the ‘age of manhood they took counsel as to what they should do for a living. “I'm strong and ambitious,” said Cain. “The strenuous life for me. I'm going to work.” “As for .me,” said Abel, “I’m too lazy to work. I have executive abil- ity. I'll be your boss.” About a month later Cain did the rest. He Was Next. “And so this is Tommy, is it?” said the visitor. “Let me see, you are the third of the family, aren’t you?” “No’m,” replied Tommy, “I’m the sixth.” “Indeed! I thought you were next to your sister, Miss Eveline.” “Next to her,” repeated Tommy promptly. “Well, I just guess, yes! I’m next to her all right, all right— she kissed him three times last night!” Fixing the Limit. “Excuse me,” said the good old dea con of the village church to the new parson, “but some members of the con- ‘gregation complain that you do not speak loud enough.” “Well, deacon,” replied the parson, “money talks, you know; but you can ardly expect $600 a year to give an imitation of a foghorn.” A Market Valuation. “Tm afraid you have no sense of humor.” “My friend,” answered Senator ‘Sorghum, “you wrong me. I value If I had a speech to make I'd be willing to pay as much as | anybody for a few good guaranteed anecdotes to put into it.” A man who carries everything before him. Not the First One. Oh, she’s so sweet, so angelic and fair,” sighed Lovett Fursyte. “But I know I shall never succeed in winning her love.” “Nonsense!” exclaimed May Sharpe. “Lots of other men have succeeded. Why shouldn’t you?” Not Very Catching. “_ “I understand that in Russia they disinfect their money every now and then. Seems to me that would be a good idea for this country to try.” “Oh, I dunno. I never noticed that money here was alarmingly con- tagious.” Something More important. “Yes, I explained the whole theory of the new discovery to my wife.” “And what did she say?” “She said, ‘George, can you remem- ber who the Sourfield girl married? I’ve been trying all day to think of his name.” Sarre Give Warning of Approach of _TMore Serious Trouble. Do you experience fits of depression with restlessness, alternating with extreme irritability, bordering upon hysteria? 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