Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, January 17, 1903, Page 7

Thanked ‘by Thousands Hundreds of Grateful Letters Daily tell how the Free trial of Doan’s Kidney Pills brought relief to Invalid-Drifting People. wp OAELAND, Cat.—I got your trial box of ‘Doan’s Kidney Pills and thank you very much for them, I think they are worth their weight ~ fa gold. I gave them to my son and they helped him so much that I bought two boxes. ‘They have done him more good than the doc- torscoulddo. They said he had Bright’s and could not get well. His urine Was green and his back nearly killed him. Now he is nearly well. I have five other sons whom I have advised to write you, as I Would like to convince them of the merits of Doan’s Kidney Pills.”—Mrs. Leicrrr, 762 East 17th Street, Oakland, Cal. New Oxteans, La—“I take pleasure in con- sete you on your Doan’s Kidney Pills. received and used the sample and then pur- chased a box of C. L. Cusack & Co. Ltd. I must say I have been cured of dizziness by them, ynd have not had the slightest sign of this so-called vertigo since the use of Doan’s Kidney Pills. I will recommend them to a great many others whom I know suffering from dizziness and kidney complaint. It is true, since using the pills, every one I meet remarks about how well look. Thanking you for your free trial box.”—Gxo. JuNNOVILLE, care of Preston & Stauffer, New Orleans, La. PATENTS. List of Patents Issued This Week to Northwestern Inventors. Frank Boelk, Waltham, Minn., tire inserter and remover; William Jaco- by, Minneapolis, Minn., fish cleaning device; Horace Lathrop, Long Lake, Minn., kitchen cabinet; George Lee- son, Lake City, Minn., drive well point and strainer; Martin Malen, Osakis, Minn., wrench; Harry Menzie, Minne- apolis, Minn., lantern. Lothrop and Johnson, patent attorneys, 91% 912 Pioneer Press Bidg., St. Paul, Minn. COLE’S COUGH CURE CURES CROUP. Mrs. C. Mason, Black River Falls, Wis., says: “I know of no remedy for croup that compares with Cole’s Cough Cure and I have used many remedies, for my children are subject to severe attacks of this disease. The children like it, it gives immediate relief and it cures. It is a mest valuable cough remedy.” Every bottle @usranteed. 25 and 50 cents, by all druggists. Get what ye can and keep what ye hae.—Scotch Proverb. To Cure a Cold in One day. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund money if it fails tocure. 25, Sh, ames other hidden side is truth.—Victor Hugo. Don’t Die of Consumption. A Positive Cure Found by a Celebrated Michigan Physician—He Sends a Large Trial Secage Rise by Mail to All Write. At last a cure has been found. Increditable @s it may seem, after the centuries of failure, a DE. D. P. YONKERMAN, The Discoverer of culozyne—Endorsed by State Officials test Medical Men of the World @ Only Cure for Consumption. positive and certain cure for the deadly con- sumption has at last been discovered. It re- mained for a great physician of Michigan to find ths only known cure for consumption, after almost a life’s work spent in experimenting and study. Consumptives who have returned from the West—come home to die because they thought nothing could be done for them—have tried this new discovery and are now well and strong. Ifyou are afflicted, do not fail to send at once to Dr. Derk P. Yonkerman, 85 Shakespeare Bldg.. Kalamazoo, Mich., for a free trial package of this remedy, proofs and testimonials from hundreds of cured patients, it costs nothing. .The Doctor does not ask any one to take his word or any one else's, as he sends a trial package free, and a few days’ use will show you how easily and quickly you can be cured. Delay is dangerous. There is no time to lose when the death hand of consumption is tightening its clutch upon you. Write to-day. Why doth one man’s yawning make another yawn?—Burton, TASTES GOOD AND IS GOOD. ole’s oush Wie CHILDREN LIKE IT, SO WILL YOU. SOLD AND GUARANTEED BY DRUGGISTS RE YOU SATISFIED ? Are you entirely satisfied with the goods you buy and with the prices that you pay? Over 2.000.000 people are trading with us and getting their goods at wholesale prices. Our 1,000-page catalogue will be sent on receipt of 15 cents. It tells the story. CHICAGO ‘The house that tells the truth. WESTERN CANADA HAS FREE HOMES FOR MILLIONS. Upwards of 100,000 Americans have settled in Western Canada during the past 5 years. They are CONTENTED, HAPPY, AND PROSPEROUS. Aching backs are eased. Hip, back, and loin pains overcome. Swelling of the limbs and dropsy signs vanish, Hl They correct urine with brick dust sedi- ment, high colored, pain in ana Ste bling, frequency, bed wetting. "s Kidney Pills remove calculi and gravel. Relieve heart palpitation, sleeplessness, headache, nervousness, dizziness. iFRE ei : ASK AND YOU WILL FIND. ; G o Please send me by mail, without charge, Name. Post-office. State... (Cut out coupon on dotted It mail to Foster-Miburn Gor Butaios An Ideal Playmate. One day Jack, overcome with loneli- ness, said: “Oh, I wish I had a little brother to ' play with me!” “Well,” said mamma, “if you had a little brother, it would be mamma’s little boy, and mamma would be his mamma, too, and you would have to be unselfish and kind to him.” Disheartened at the prospect, the lit- tle fellow exclaimed: “I don’t want a little brother. I wish | I was twins, so I could play with my- self!”—Little Chronicle. DR. COFFEE Discovers Remedies That Restore Sight to Blind People. Dr. W. O. Coffee, a noted oculist, 360 Good Block, Des Moines, Iowa, has discovered med- icines for the eyes that people can use at home and cure Cataracts, Scums, Granulated Lids, Ulcers or Blindness and restore sight. j Dr. Coffee has published an 80-page book on Eye Diseases which he will send Free to every reader of this paper. This book tells how to Crorent old sight and make weak eyes strong, rite Dr. Coffee today for his book. Much Better. “Well, that’s the best I can do for you,” said the theatrical manager. “You’ve been idle so far this season; now, will you remain idle for the rest of the season or take the small part?” “Tll take it,” said the low-comedy man. “In this case a small role is bet- ter than a whole loaf.”—Cassell’s Jour- nal. STATE oF Ox10, Clery OF TOLEDO, Lucas County, ss. Frank J. Cheney makes’ oath that he fs the senior lomplty4e of the firm of F. J. Cheney &Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and that said firm'will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh Cure. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed in m: presence, this 6th day of December, A. D. . GLEASON, Pas] ‘Notary Public. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O Sold by Draggists, 758. Hall's Family Pills are the best. Some of the unhappiest people on earth have more money than they know what to do with. Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children Successfuly used by Mother Gray, nurse in the Children’s Home in New York. Cures Feverishness, Bad Stom- ech, Teething Disorders, move and reg- ulate the Bowels and Destroy Wo; Over 30,000 testimonials. At all drug- gists, 25c. Sample FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, LeRoy, N. L. Anger never made good guard for it- self—Shakespeare. Sufferers From Consumption ‘should write Derk P. Yonkerman & Co., Kalamazoo, Mich., who have a wonderful remedy for this dread Uis- ease. Piety that costs nothing is worth nothing. ST. JACOBS OIL POSITIVELY CURES Rheumatism Neuralgia Backache - Headache Feetache : All Bodily Aches CONQUERS PAIN, | ‘| wide utility. , moderate quantities. TEMPTATION OF THE DEACON. He Came Near Getting Into Trouble a Few Nights Ago. “Bredren,” said Deacon Snowball at the experience meeting, “I cum moughty neah backsliding las’ Sat- urday night. De temptah cum ter me and put er wheat sack in ma han’ }and led ma sinful feet to’d Mistah Johnsing’s tuhkey coop.” “Amen!” moaned some one in @ back seat. “I done tried my bes’ ter resist,” went on the deacon, “but all de time mah conscience said ‘stop’ de temptah said ‘Go on’; and so I kep’ a gittin’ closah all de time.” “Glory!” came from the back seats. “But, praise de Lawd, just when I’s gwine ter climb de fence and maik foh de coop mah old houn’ dog trees a ‘possum in Mistah Johnsing’s wood lot, an’ de back-slide leabe me dat minnit.” “Amen!” roared a brother in the rear, “An’ 'fore I git up dat tree,” con- tinued the deacon, “de moon cum out frum behind de clouds, and dar stood Mistah Johnsing behind dat coop, wif er shotgun in his han’,” “Um-m-m! Lawd!” from the elders’ corner. “An’ I call to Mistah Johnsing and fast him, ‘Please, sah, won’t he come an’ shoot dat ‘possum?’ and dat he do; an’ an I want ter say dat dere was a mos’ powerful big load ob shot in dat gun.” “Go on, bruddah!” “An’ dat’s why I say dat w’en de temptah cum ter us an’ show us whar dere’s er turkey coop we oughter rej’ice dat Providence done gib er houn’ dawg and er ‘possum ap pertite to de po’r brack man.” WAX MINES OF GALICIA. One of the Most Curious Fields of Industry Imaginable. Mineral wax—generally known as ezocerite—has taken the place of beeswax in making candles, and is ob- tained from Utah and California, in America, and from Wales and Galicia and Roumania, in Europe. When found it is a dark, rich brown color, translucent in thin films, but when refined it resembles well-bleached beeswax. The wax mines of eastern Galicia, which a syndicate of Ameri- can capitalists leased, form one of the most curious fields of industry imag- inable. They are at and around Boryslaw, which is also the center of the eastern oil district of that part of Austria. The wax lies in beds, like clay, at depths of from 350 to 600 feet, and shafts are sunk to the beds. The Boryslaw wax field is only 50 acres in extent, and upon that 1,000 shafts were sunk. Six thousand men live and work on that tract. The owners of the deposits have made immense for- tunes from the products, as it is very valuable, fetching fourpence a pound at the pits. The manifold uses to which paraffin has been adapted has given this Galician deposit a very inches thick, and is dug out with shovels, and then raised from the shaft with buckets and a windlass. How a Woman Handles an “Ad.” A woman comes into a newspaper office, comments on the condition of | D the weather, removes her gloves, raises her veil, gets out her $4 lace handkerchief, digs into her chateline bag and brings out a little scrap of paper, upon which is written. a sim- ‘ple advertisement for a hired girl. She then inquires the price, which is to run at the head of the want column 213 days in the year, asks for the best location possible, expresses a hope that she will get a good girl this time, puts her gloves back on, and, picking up her skirt, says: “Well, I guess that’s all, and deps ‘s, leaving her handkerchief on the ‘unter. When she trots her 10-year-old boy on the errand he dashes in, drops a quarter and a slip of paper on the counter, says, “Mom wants this in the paper,” and is gone, after having slammed the door. But he has transacted the same business.—Atchison Globe. —_ ‘ Tired of Duplication. A teacher in a national school, who had been much annoyed by truancy, has recently been stringent in en- forcing the rule that her scholars, on their return to school after an ab- sence, must bring her a note stating in full the cause of such absence, the note to be in the writing of a parent or guardian. The following is a note brought by one of her pupils after two weeks’ absence: “Louisa was absent monday, please excuse her. “Louisa was absent toosday, she had @ sore throte. “Louisa was absent wensday, she had a sore throte. “Louisa was absent thursday, she had a sore throte. “Louisa was absent friday, she had a sore throte, “Read this over again for the next week.”—Stray Stories. ‘The Nestor of Engineers. Charles H. Haswell, whose “En- gineers’ and Mechanics’ Pocket-book” is known to engineers all over the world, is in his ninety-fourth year, but a hale fellow yet. By way of ac- counting for his remarkable mental and physical condition he says: “I take a great deal of exercise. I never drink ice water or touch condiments and I use stimulants only in very After a hard struggle I gave up smoking three years ago. It’s for the heart, you know.” At their convention in 1897 . the Institute of Naval Architects of Great Britain gave Mr. Haswell the title he has worn eyer since—“the Nestor of engineers.” - It is found in veins 16 | 5 ee = HEALTHY wy OMEN ‘Praise Pe-ru-na as a Cure for Colds and ‘a Preventive of Catarrh, Mrs. M.J. BRINK FIRST STAGE OF CATARRH. A Serious Mistake Which Thou- sands Are Making. The first stage of catarrh is what is commonly known as ‘‘catching cold.’’’ It may be in the head, nose, throat or lungs. Its beginning is sometimes so severe as to cause a chill and considerable fever, or it may be so slight as tonot hinder a person from his usual business. In perhaps a majority of cases little or no attention is paid to the first stage of catarrh, and hence it is that nearly one-half of the people have chronic catarrh in some form. To neglect a cold is to invite chronic the first symptoms of catching cold he should at once begin the use of Peruna according to directions on the bottle, and the cold is sure to pass away with- out leaving any bad effects. Unless this is done the cold is almost sure to end in the second stage of catarrh, which is making so many lives miserable. If Peruna was taken every time one has acold or cough, chronic catarrh would be practically an unknown disease. Miss Elizabeth Uber, No. 57 Bassett street, Albany, N. Y., writes: “Ihave always dreaded unsettled weather because of my extreme liability to catch cold, when a catarrhal trouble would quickly develop through my entire system, which it would take weeks to drive away. I am thankful to say that since I have taken PERUNA I do not have any reason to dread this any more. If I have been at all exposed to the damp, wet or cold weather, I take a dose or twoof PERUNA and it throws out any hintof sickness from my system.’’—Miss Elizabeth Uber. Mrs. M. J. Brink, No, 820 Michigan avenue, St. Joseph, Mich.. writes: “This past winter during the wet and cold weather I caught a sudden and severe cold, which developed a catarrhal condition through my entire system, and so affected my general health that I was completely broken down, and became nervous and hysterical and unfit to supervise my home. My physician prescribed for me, but somehow his medicine did me no good. . Reading of PERUNA I decided to try it. After I had taken but three pees I found myself in fine health.”—Mrs, M. J. Brial Sibyl A. Hadley, 26 Main street, Hyntington, Ind., writes : “Last winter after getting my feet wet I began to cough, which gradually grew worse until my throat was sore and raw. Ordinary remedies did not help me and cough remedies nauseated me. Reading an advertisement of what PERUNA could do I decided to try a bottle, and you can imagine | / i i / L ; MISS. SARA M°GAHANS how glad I felt when it began to relieve me in = very short time, In less than two weeks I wae completely cured.”"—Sibyl A. Hadley. Miss Sarah McGahan, No, 197 Third stree> Albany, N. Y., writes: “A few months ago I suffered with a severe attack of influenza, which nothing seemed te relieve, My hearing became bad, my eyes became irritated and feverish. Nothing seemed right and nothing J ate tasted good. I took PERUNA an@ within two weeks I was perfectly well.”"—Sarah: McGahan, If you do not derive prompt and satis- factory results from the use of Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case, and he will be glad to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus. O. Cause and Effect. “T understand he is married and has tecently come into considerable money.” “Which was cause and which effect? TO CURE A COLD IN THE HEAD. Apply Cole's Carbolisaive in each nostril at night and your head will be clear in the morning. 25 and cents. All good druggists sell it. Nobody is wise enough to teach a fool anything wise. Old Sofas, Backs of Chairs, etc., can perazed with PUTNAM FADELESS Hypocrites prove the truth of re- | ligion. Catarrh. As soon as any one discovers —————— SS You and Your Horse For Lameness, Sprains, Cuts, Burns, Bruises Need a good Liniment at times—one that penetrates and heals. You can always depend upon THE OLD RELIABLE Don’t hesitate—get it at once, MEXICAN MUSTANG LINIMENT. in your town. Small capital required an@ START A STEAM LAUNDRY 222823222208 Write us. Paradox Machinery Co., 181 E. Division St., Chicago. Sharing pleasure multiplies it. N. w. N. U. —NO3— IGS ‘Acts Gently; Acts Pleasantly; cts Beneficially: Actsitruly'as-a_Laxative. 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