Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, December 20, 1902, Page 3

RECORD OF THE PAST. The best guarantee of the future a the record of the past, and over fifty thousand people have publicly testi- fied that Doan’s Kidney Pills have cured them of numerous kidney ills, from common backache to dangerots diabetes, and all the attendant annoy- ances and sufferings from urinary dis- orders. ‘They have been cured to stay cured. Here is one case: Samuel J. Taylor, retired carpenter, residing at 312 South Third St, Goshen, Ind., says: “On the 25th day of August, 1897, I made an affidavit before Jacob C. Mann, notary public, stating my experience with Doan’s Kidney Pills. I had suffered for thirty years, and was compelled at times to walk with the aid of crutches, Tidbits of News ~ fra Scandinavians TO INSURE WAGES . The Swedish Workingmen’s Union Will Insure Members Against Loss of Employment. Insurance against loss of employ- ment is to be attempted by the Swed- ish Workingmen’s Union., The Move- ment will be watched with great in- terest not only by the world of labor | q | { | Allen 8. Olmsted, LeRoy, N. L. A Golden Opportunity. Cobwigger—I would prefer a literary life, but, as I have business ability, I owe it to myself to go into trade. Merritt—If you have the business in- stinct, you can make more money at literature than anything else.—Judge. STATE oF On10, Crvr oF TOLEDO, ‘Lucas 88. aieeeS. Gheey mak es oath that he is the of the firm of F. J. Cheney &Co., ting Business in the City of Toledo, County Cut Him... Fred—She refused to listen to my suit, but I stood around, in hopes that would turn up. Tom—Did anything turn up? Fred—Yes, her nose.—Chicago News. Proof Positive. “You don’t mean to say you really believe that whisky makes you strong?” “Fact. I bought a five-gallon demi- Piohn only two weeks ago, and, al- though, !I could scarcely lift it then, I can carry it around quite easily now.” —Philadelphia Record. To Cure a Cold in One day. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund money if it fails tocure. 25c, A Planetary Conversation. te aforesaid. and that sald frm will pay uffered {but by students of sociology and the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS f ” frequently passed gravel and # others, as the proposition has always each and every case of Catarra that cannot be | _ Hello, there!” called Mars to the excruciatingly. I took every medi- cine on the market that I heard about and some gave me temporary relief. I began taking Doan’s Kidney Pills and the results I gave to the public in the statement above referred to. At this time, on the 19th day of July, 1902, I make this further statement that during the five years which have elapsed I have had no occasion to use either Doan’s Kidney Pills or any other médicine for my kidneys. The cure effected was a permanent one.”, A FREE TRIAL of this great kid- ney medicine which cured Mr. Tay- lor, will be mailed on application, to been considered by many as imprac- ticable. It is nothing new, of course, for labor unions to give aid to mem- bers out of work but the proposition in Sweden is quite different. The aim to assure the payment of a fixed sum per week for a period when the insur- ed is out of work provided it is not due to strikes or lockouts. The central management adniits that the difficulties are great but will nevertheless experiment. One of the chief obstacles is found in the fact that most of the Swedish labor organ- izations are mixed, that is the mem- bers are of various crafts, some of ‘Woman’s Benevolent Association of Chicago. Mrs, Henrietta A. S. Marsh, President ‘Woman's Benevolent Association, of 327 meget, Park Terrace, Woodlawn, Chicago. is | duffered with la grippe for seven weeks and nothing helped me until I tried Peruna I felt ae once that I had at last | cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh Cure. NK NEY. FRA CHE: Sworn to before me and subscribed _ mm: Se oe A WGLEARON: ieaar-} Notary Public. Shocked Him. Gussie—Yaas, Cholly cut his fingah just a twifle and now he’s in an awful * Ascum—Don’t say. Did mortifica- rae set in? ui Earth, as they whizzed by each other. “Hello, yourself!” answered the Earth. “How are you feeling this spring?” “Poorly, poorly. Got some trouble with my alimentary canal.” “T’m all out of shape, too. Got some kind of an eruption on my face. Do you know of any good spring medi- cine?”—Baltimore American. Only, One Blockhead Left. Conversation became reminiscent at the, Lawyers’ club, the other day, the late Judge James T. Brady being the subject. A Magee Practitioner, who a 2 FREE MEDICAL ADVICE Every working ¢jirl who is no® well is cordially invited to write to Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, for advice; it isfreely given, has restored thousands to health. Tiss Paine’s Experience. “I want to thank for what want mates for wl you Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound to all girls whose worls keeps them standing on their feet tm the store. The doctor said I must any part of the United States. Ad- which are employed only at certain secured the right medicine and kept steadily issie—Yaas, mortification set in knew him well, stop work ; he did not seem to realise & 4 ffalo, N. | Seasons of the year. Should the lat- | improving. Within three weeks I was fully | when he discovahed that the: blood - Ne bi dress Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo ter be cared for tt iv plain thiakeen! Y Sencatta a: o. y “Brady's first A Gaiot at practicing that fe ‘eames ford to stop work> Y. For sale by all druggists. Price 60 cents per box. immense fund would be necessary. The experiment will be tried first with the iron and metal workers and Independent Order of Good Templars, of ‘Washington. wa‘ n't blue—Phildelphia Press.@ . ; Never Heard of It. “It it not soothing,” asked the Jaw.was in very humble quarters, in the rear of a cobbler’s shop in Fulton “Street, near William.- One day an sppette was ae, I could not sleep, and menstrua- tion was scanty and very painful. One day when si ee I commenced te Divided. Mrs. T. W. Collins, Treaeurer I. O. G. Trishman wh should the plan be found practicable io called and inquired for o “Johnny,” said his mother, severely, | j¢ witi pong ary ath an te Meeiade factory | 7.08 Everett, Wash., has used the great | maiden, “to sit here and gaze upon } the cobbler, was told by Brady that he saci dia E. Layee spans : . ‘ “some one has taken a big pjece of catarrhal tonic, Peruna, for an aggravated | the face of Nature?’ ‘was out. Peering about the room of it helped me. I continued its use, anf ginger cake out of the pantry.” Johnny blushed guiltily. “Oh, Johnny,” she exclaimed, “a didn’t think it was in you.’ “Tt ain’t all,” replied Johnny, “part of it is in Elsie.”—Philadelphia Press. PATENTS. List of Patents Issued This Week to Northwestern Inventors. Pehr Christianson, Scriven, minn., nailless horseshoe. Lars Landing, hands, and, later. other industries. FOUGHT AT MAGERSFONTEIN.” A Boer Soldier Returns to Sweden From Ceylon. Recently there arrived in Norrkop- ing, Sweden, a native of the town who, though young in years, has had enough adventures and excitement to last him a lifetime. He was Herr Reis- muller, who left his home several years ago and went to South Africa. When the late war broke out he was in case of dys; ia. She writes: “After having a severe attack of la grippe, Talso suffered with dyspepsia. After tak- ing Peruna I could eat my regular meals with relish, my system was built up, my healthgeturned, and I haye Resa strength and vigor now for peg a '—Mrs. T. W. Collins. If. you do not derive prompt and satis- results from the use of Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. “Yes,” answered the mere man. “Dear old Nature!” resumed she. “Her face is ever fresh and fair. She ever has a smile for us all, and we know that her face is unsulled and untouched: by the artifice of fashion.” “Well,” remarked the mere man, “I don’t know that I ever heard of the artifices of fashion requiring two men and a horse to go over the face of humanity with a two-ton roller every week.”—Cassell’s Journal. The Schoolboys and the Queen. the newly-fledged lawyer, scantily fur- nished with two unpainted chairs and a deal table, he inquired: “‘T say, boss, what do you sell here?’ - ‘Blockheads,” promptly replied Mr. Brady. hy “‘Humph!’ said the Irishman, ‘must be doing a good business, as I see you have only one left.’"—New York Times. Many of us might be happy if we did not suffer from disorders of the soon-found that my menstrual periods were free from pain and: naturals everyone is surprised at the change im me, and I am well, and cannot be tee grateful for eee you have done for me.”—Miss JANET Parse, 530 West 125th St., New York City. — $5000 ferfele va original af of of shove letter proving genuineness mp> Take no substitute, for it i» Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound that cures, 4 Glenwood, Minn., personal account file|the Transvaal, and promptly joined Address Dr. Hartman, President of The liver. Then we ought to use Dr. Au- ease; Alfred Le bAireg nie Base th the Boers. enlisting in the Scandinavi- | Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, O. Two little schoolboys in Holland re- | gust Koenig’s Hamburg , Which T < lis,. Minn, thermostats, 80/3 82s) 7: ( A. Cpntabete, ee SRMEt enter cently sent Queen Wilhelmina a quaint | cure the disorders and bring the ole’s ASTES GOY neapolis, Minn., water guage for boil- ers; John Randall, Deadwood, S. D., settling tank for decanting vessel; Frank Steinkamp, St. James, Minn., ribbon retainer; Howard Turner, Min- ne@polis, Minn., freight car. Lothrop and Johnson, patent attorneys, 91% #12 Pioneer Press Bidg., St. Paul, Minn. In Winter Use Allen's Foot-Ease. A powder. Your feet feel uncomfort- able, nervous and often cold and damp. If you have sweating, sore feet or tight shoes, try Allen’s Foot-Ease. Sold by all druggists and shoe stores, 25 cents. Samples sent free. Address Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y¥. Gave Himself Away. Justice—The witness positively iden- tifies you as the burglar. Bully Bleis—How could he identify me, when he had his head covered up in de bed clofhing ali de time?—Ex- change. A. W. H. Reen, Pharmacist, 303 Main St., Peoria, Ill., says: “I have sold Cole's Car- bolisalye and Carbolisoap for twenty years end can consistently recommend them to all. They always give satisfaction.” ee re oe A movement has been Started in France to erect a monument at Water- loo, in honor of the French soldiers who fell there. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syray For children teething, softens the gum, re rohuces tn- Dammation, allays pain, cures wind colic. 2ca bottle. Got’s promises need no indorser. 20 MILLION BOTTLES SS, SCALDS, BURNS, SPRAINS, BRUISES and all pains for which an external remedy can be applied. It never fails to cure. Thousands who have beende- clared incurable at baths and in hespitals have thrown away their crutches, being cured after using St. Jacons Ort Directions tn eleven Janguages accompany every bottl CONQUERS where the Scandinavians bore the brunt of a bloody fight, he was wound- ed and captured by the British. As a prisoner of war, Reismuller was sent to Ceylon and held in captivity for two years and a half, until peace was de- clared. The Swedish-Norwegian con- sul for Ceylon supplied the means for his long journey to Sweden. NEW RAILWAY IN NORWAY. Country of Much Promise Opened by Gjovik Railway. Gjovik, Norway, was in festal array on Nov. 15, when the new railway line was opened by Prince Carl, assisted by members of the ministry, the stor- thing and high officials. The special train from Christiania to Gjovik was gaily decorated and was greeted with cheers at every station along the line. The railway is standard-guage and is 157 kilometers long. The work was begun in 1895, and cost 13,000,000- kro- ner, not counting the line through Val- ders, which is a private enterprise. The line should open a great field for industrial development, although the country is not particularly rich. There are, however, an immense num- bzer of streams, with numerous water- falls, from which constant and inex- pensive power is always available. AID THE DISTRESSED. Failure of Crops in the Northern Part of Sweden Causes Suffering. The crops in the northern district of Sweden and in a part of Dalecarli have failed entirely, owing to the cold, wet summer, and collections are being made in all cities and towns by banks, corporations: and private individuals for the relief of the sufferers. * From the country, especially from Scania, large quantities of supplies are sent daily to the distributing commit- tees. The members of the royal family are deeply interested and are lending their aid to the relief movement, though no A Wrong Interpretation. A bright young woman was vefty deeply interested in her Sunday school class, and endeavored to make the lit- tle ones understand different verses in ie Bible more clearly by letting them each sentence. “The idol had eyes,” sh esaid, it couldn’t—” “See!” cried the children. “It had lips, but it couldn’t—” “Speak!” the children answered. “It had ears, but it couldn’t—” “Hear!” they once more correctly re- plied. “It had a nose, but it couldn’t—” ‘“Blow it!” the children confidently shouted.—New. York Evening Sun. “but Municipal Aid. “Well,” remarked Miss Innocence, “the government may not believe in women taking the initiative in mat- ters of love, but this city certainly does.” ved “I don’t see how,” replied Miss Antike, with more interest than might have been expected. * “It’s plain as print. The city clerk 4s advertising in the newspapers for ‘sealed proposals,” replied Miss Inno- oe en Commercial Tri- une. Bret Harte Comforted. Bret Harte was once shooting in Scotland and met with a serious gun accident. While he was being stitched together, the son of the house came on tip-toe to the door of his room and whispered to the surgeon: “Tell Mr. Bret Harte it’s all right; he killed the hare.”—London Globe. A HARVEST OF COLDS. Nearly everybody is now suffering from baer ona of a cold. The best and most known is Cole’s Cough Cure, Gate Ail geal Guerin: 25 and 50 cents. The fool’s weakness may be the wise little letter, which, translated, reads: “Dear Queen—Do, please, say that our teacher is not to be sent away. She is so good to us, and we love her so much, and really she hasn’t done any- thing. Father says you are powerful ard good, and that you even pardon murderers, because you wish bad people to become good again.” Quee: Wilhelmina sent a reply promising that the case of the teacher threatened with dismissal should be investigated. -—Leslie’s Weekly. Fifty Dollars to Sit Down. Carmel, Ind. Dee. 15th—Mr. Jo- seph L. Duffy rélates an experience that has aroused considerable inter- est in this locality. It is best given in his own words. “When I was working in the fields,” says Mr. Duffy, “I would be ready to quit, but I could not get to the house I. was- so. weak. It was worth fifty dollars to get to ue down. “I had no strength and a person without strength is not much use. “But bless the Lord I took four boxes of Dodd’s Kidney Pills and they gave me health, strength and appe- tite. “IT might say I am cured, but I will keep on taking Dodd’s Kidney Pills. Yes, I’ll get them if it takes _the last thing on the farm.” Dodd’s Kidney Pills have effected quite a number of other cures here and it seems safe to say they are an effective and permanent cure for all diseases arising from the Kidneys. . Won by a Hair. First Fusser—What do you,see at- tractive in that girl, anyhow? Second Ditto—Why, man, her hair. First Ditto—Oh! I see. Just capil- lary attraction.—Yale Record. Carpets can be colored on the ‘floor with PUTNAM FADELESS DYES. whole system to a healthy condition. First and Last. Casper—Among the ancient doctors bleeding a patient was the first opera- tion in treating a case. Charlie—And now it’s the last.—Har- vard Lampoon. Piso’s Cure cannot be too highly spoken of as scough cure.—J. W. O'BRIEN, 322 Third Ava, N., Minneapolis, Minn., Jan. 6, 1900 No effort to do good is wasted. Sprains and Stiffness © are quickest reached by HOFF’S uniment The Quick, Clean Cure for Aches and Pains in general. Druggists, 25¢ and 50c. bacaiag ts & JENNINGS, oka, Minn. AND JS GO@ CHILDREN LIKE IT, SO WILL YOU. * oush ure JOIN W.. Lopes “ar aeeineens (ed NSIO ras Frone, 1 HSN es ots ema Wan ate boone irarinate ich a Z aa, Wheo Answering Acvertisements Miedip Mention This Faper. —NO. 51.— NwWwnvovo - GET READY FOR BAD WEATHER, Cold weather is sure to ripen a crop of Old Aches and Pains. . MEXICAN MUSTANG LINIMENT cures aches and injuries. 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