Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, November 23, 1901, Page 6

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In cases of croup and whooping cough in chil- dren St. Jacobs Oil will be found su- perior to any other remedy. St. Jacobs Oil is for sale throughout the world. It is clean to use—not at all greasy or oily, as its name might im- ply. For rheumatism, gout, sciatica, neuralgia, cramp, pleurisy, lumbago, sore throat, bronchitis, soreness, stiff- ness, bruises, toothache, headache, backache, feetache, pains in the chest, pains in the back, pains in the shoul- @ers, pains in the limbs, and all bodily aches and pains, it has no equal. It acts like magic. Safe, sure and never failing. Doesn't Like Consulship. Gerald Carlton, who served as consul at St. Pierre, Miquelon, under appoint- ment from President McKinley, was pointing out how undesirable such po- sitions are: “It cost me $200 to get the said he, “and when I arrived, being one of them ‘literary fellers,’ I hadn’t any more money than I could conveniently carry around with me. There was no salary aitached to the place, it being a fee office. I found that my predecessor had cleaned up everything in sight. “To add to my troubles, the ‘Queen of the Islan a wealthy widow, at- tempted to narry me, and the Pooh Bah, a sort of missing link, had a hab- it of being over-companionable. I at last asked President McKinley to stop considering me a consul. Then I packed my grip and started for the land of the free and the home of the brave. No more consulships in mine, thank you; F've had that and been cured’—New York Times. Disconcerting. “American ideas are making great progress in England.” “¥es, confound ’em!” sald the man with his trousers rolled up. “They get ene all confusei. A lot of the papers ever there have almost quit printing the point of a joke in italics.”—Wash- ington Star. Rheumatism and the Kyes. Chicago, Ill., Nov. 18th.—Mr. R. A. Wade, the celebrated criminal lawyer ef this city, whose opinion on legal matters is unquestioned, has recently made public his unqualied opinion on the matter of medicine. Mr. Wade says that Rheumatism and Kidney Trouble affect the eyesight, and fur- ther that there is no case of the kind that can not be cured by Dodd’s Kid- ney Pils. He has no fear of being set right by any of his medical friends, for both statements have a living and indisput- able proof in the person of the great lawyer himself, who, as a result of Rheumatism and Kidney Trouble from which he suffered for years, became totaly blind. Physicians, the best in the country. pronounced his case incurable and hopeless, but Dodd’s Kidney Pils cured him, restored his sight, drove away the Kidney Trouble and with it the Rkeumatism, and made an all-around well man of him. A Resolute Widow. “When does the next train that stops &t Montrose leave here?” asked the res- plute widow at the booking office win- flow. “You'll have to wait five hours.” “I don’t think so.” “Well, perhaps you know better than { do.” “Yes, sir! And perhaps you know better than I do whether I’m expecting to travel by that train myself or whether I’m inquiring for a relative that’s visiting at my house! And may- be you think it’s your business to stand behind there and try to instruct people about things they know as well as you do, if not better! And perhaps you'll learn some day to give people civil an- swers when they ask you civil ques- tions, young man; but my opinion is you won't!” “Yes, ma’am!” gasped the booking slerk.—London Answers. On the Outlook for New Games. Tourist (in Coyoteville)—I don’t sup- post anybody around here plays golf? Native—Wa-al, no; but we'd be Gead-willin’ ter learn. Hey, barkeeper! Give us a deck o’ cards!—Puck. 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Madison, Wis., Nov. 19. — Wisconsin Saturday earned the right to dispute and perhaps claim as her own the Western football championship, The vaunted team from Minnesota, confi- dent and husky, was humbled by a score of 18 to 0—a safety, three touch- downs and one goal were scored against it. The great grandstands on Randall fleld were literal mountains of moving humanity. Thirteen thousand people filled seats within the inclosure. Clouds of cardinal and maroon and gold made the scene most picturesque. All kinds of ear-splitting devices, including whistles from 4 locomotive situated on a sidetrack behind the Badger rooters, served to make life yet more miserable for the impartial on-lookers. But it was a crucial football contest and any- tuIng was excusable. Before the game began Mueller, the Gopher guard, was withdrawn by Minnesota. The Minne- sota representatives were notified that Quarterback Dobie would be protested before the conference if played, but Dobie played and played miserably and his case ts yet to be decided. Minnesota's team slumped badly and did not play its game. ELOPED WITH HIS fEPMOTHER,. South Dakota Farmer in Pursuit of His Wife and Son. Sioux City, Iowa, Nov. 19. — Carl Seivert of Plankinton, S. D., an aged farmer, was in Sioux Cjey yesterday in pursuit of his wife aid son, whom he declares eloped together recently and located at Washta, Iowa. He threatened them with all sorts of ven- geance. The son, Fred, is about thirty years old, while his stepmother, with whem he ran away, is sixty-one. A short time ago Carl Sievert was per- suaded to deed his farm to his son Louie, who was to keep the aged couple. Instead of doing so, he com- pelled them to leave, and they went to reside with Fred, where the intimacy is said to have started which cul- minated in the elopement. FOUR SKATERS DROWNED. Thin Ice uses a Chapter of Acci- depts in the Northwest. Lowry, Minn., Nov. 19—George Pea- ecck and James Campbell were drowned here yesterday while skating. Peaccck was the only son of Robert Peacock, a prosperous farmer living here. Campbell's family lives in Heathertown, Mich. Rib Lake, Wis.—Miss Hattie Al- baugh of Brownsville, Minn., who was employed in the photograph car of J. A. Ennor, yesterday was drowned in Rib lake while skating. Redwood Falls, Minn.—Miss Alma Liebenguth, a popular sixteen-year-old girl of this pleg:, was drowned yestev- daz afternoon while skating on Rei- wood river. DEATH RECORD APPALLS HUNTERS Many Returning From the Woods to Save Their Lives. Duluth, Nov. 19.—The appalling rec- ord of shooting accidents in the woods of Northern Minnesota and Wisconsin during the first week of the deer sea- son, is deterring many persons wno had intended to go deer hunting, and they will remain at home. Almost every day some hunter or party of hunters arrives out of the woods in a hurry to get home and out of danger. In such cases narrow escapes from be- ing shot are reported, and they do not care to take further chances. CRUSHED INTO ETERNITY. Aged Peddler Killed on St. Paal Road Near Winona. Winona, Minn., Nov. 19.—L. D. Mead, an aged peddler of this city, met in- stant death at Minnesota City by teing run down by the north-bound fast mail train on the Milwaukee & St. Paul road as he was crossing the track in a wagon. Mead was muffled ur in a fur coat and did not hear the train approaching. He was struck by the boiler head and badly crushed. She Has Friends. Aberdeen, S. D., Nov. 19,—Aberdeen citizens are generally wrought up over the discharge of Miss Emma Bickel- haupt, one of the city teachers, by the board of education. Public sentiment is strongly in the lady’s favor, and even the board was divided on the question. In order to show their ap- preciation of Miss Bickelhaupt a pub- lic reception was held Friday evening at the residence of Mr. and Mrs. John H. Perry, which was very largely at- tended. Against the Brewerite: Yankton, 8. D., Nov. 18. — Judge Smith has rendered a decision uphold- ing the constitutionality of the liquor law, which prohibith the issuing of a license for a wholesale liquor house in tewns that have voted against the is- suing of retail liquor licenses. The case was that of the Hamm Brewing company against Turner county, man- damus to compel the county commis- sioners to issue a wholesale license to the brewing company. . Fell From a Train, Washburn, Wis., Nov. 19. — A man who came here from the Pennsylvania coal mining districts a month ago, and who has been working in the woods, was accidentally killed by falling from a logging train on’ the Washburn & Northwestern railroad Saturday even- ing, twenty-seven cars passing over him. The remains were scattered along the track for nalf a mile. Hard Luck Story. Fargo, N. D., Nov. 19.—Jacob Thomp- sonson of Balfour came to Fargo with one crippled leg for treatment and now has two. He kept riding on cars that were being switched in the Northera Pacific yards and fell off, breaking his good leg. Instantly Killed. Lincoln, Neb., Nov. 19.—Walter Ryan was instantly killed and James Holek was badly wounded by the accidental discharge of a shotgun near Exeter, Neb. INDIANS WANT VENGEANCE. They Believe That One of Their Number Was Killed by a White Huter. Mgrinette, Wis., Nov. 20. — It is learned from Supt. John Burke of the Peshtigo Lumber company, that there is great excitement among the Indians on the headwaters of the Eagle river in the northern part of Marinette coun- ty over the disappearance of one of the Indians, who has been missing for a week. Charles Keshena, one of the best known Indians in that part of the ecuntry, appeared at one of the Pesh- tigo company's camps Saturday and said that his brother Indians were greatly excited over the disappearance of one of their tribe, and ¢laim that he was killed by some white hunter who shot him by mistake, taking him for a deer and then fled. They are search- ing everywhere for his body, and if it is found it may go hard with some of the white hunters in that locality. The Indians firmly believe that he was killed by a white man and are de- termined on vengeance. MIDE LOOT IN A STRAWSTACK. Postofiice Plunderers Meet Sudden Disaster, Fergus Falls, Minn., Noy. 20.—John O’Brien and Hans Johnson were brought to this city yesterday to an- swer to charges of postoffice robbery, preferred before the United States ccurt commissioner. Both are said to admit their guilt. They state that they met in Barnesville two weeks ago, formed a sort of partnership, and, com- ing to this city, broke into Holstrom's grocery store. Finding no money, they took nothing, but went on to Under- wood, where they broke into the post- office and stole $3 worth of stamps and some jewelry. They then went to Millerville where they secured $500 worth of stamps and merchandise. O’Brien was arrested whi selling some of the Underwood “jewelry in Alexandria, and Johnson was found hiding near Brandon. The stolen goods were found in a strawstack. MAY BE MURDER. Kid Silk and Father Confessor Are Sought by Police. Fort Yates, N. D., Nov. 20.—Robert Marshall, a respected citizen of this: place, while hunting deer Sunday, was fatally shot, dying within a few hours. Whether it was an accident or not is not learned. Indian police have been sent to bring in Kid Silk and Father Bede, who alone are supposed to know the facts. To the latter, it is said, a confession was made. Some mystery surrounds the shooting and, as Indian Agent Bingenheimer arrived late last night, it is not learned what further action will be taken. ROBBERS GET $123. Lumber Compnany’s Safe Blown Open at Farmer, 8S. D. oux Falls, 8. D., Nov. 20.—The safe in the office of the Tuthill Lumber Co. at Farmer, a small town west of here, was blown open last night and $125 in money and several checks se- cured. The work is supposed to be that of novices, as black powder was used. The trail of a lumber wagon runs from the office south and the sheriff is in pursuit. The robbers hav2 put the long distance telephone out of working order by lashing two wires together. MURDER SUSPECTED. Ira Reynolds of Farris Found Dead With Two Bullet Wounds. Cass Lake, Minn., Nov. 20.—The body of Ira Reynolds of Farris was found a mile west of Cass Lake yesterday morning. His rifle was lying by his side, one cartridge discharged. The dead man had a bullet hole in the left side and in the face. He was seen last Nov. 3 walking down the track. There is a suspicion of foul play. An inquest will be held. REEDY MURDE RTRIAL, South Dakotan to Be Tried in Law- * rence County. Sicux Falls, S. D., Nov. 20.—The case against Michael Reedy, who is charged with the murder of Charles Bennett, has been set for trial Nov. 25, in Law- rence county. Col. W. H. Parker and R. P. Stewart have been appointed by the court to defend him. The case has attracted considerable attention. Joyous Occasion Ends in Sorrow. Janesville, Wis., Nov. 20. — To the‘ happy golden wedding celebration of Mr. and Mrs. Soverhill of this city there came a sad ending. As the guests were departing William Sanford, the aged brother of Mrs. Soverhill, played “Home, Sweet Heme,” on his violin, and as the last strains of the melody died away he dropped back in his chair, dead. He was seventy-six years of age. When You Order Bzeker’s Chocolate or Baker’s Cocoa ¢x- amine the package you receive and make sure that it bears the well-known trade-mark of the chocolate girl. There are many imitations of these choice gcods on the market. Acopy of Miss Parloa’s choice recipes will be sent free to any housekeeper. Acdress Walter Evker & Co., Ltd., Dorehester, Mass. fonductor Killed. Sioux City, Iowa, Nov. 20. — Con- ductor Larry Stack of the Illinois Cen- tral, was killed yesterday morning, while switching cars at Oyens, Iowa, He lived at Fort Dodge. Mille Lacs Annuity Payment. White Earth, Minn., Nov. 20.—Notice has been sent ut to the effect that the regular annuity payment of the Mille Laes Indians will commence on Nov. 25 at Pine Lands, Mille Lacs county. Agent Simon Michelet and party will leave White Earth ‘Nov. 24, Farmer Mysteriously Missing. Mason City, Iowa, Nov. 20. — Joseph Dawson, a well-to-do and popular farmer of this county, is missing. Last evening at 8:30 he left his neigh- bor’s home for his own, a half mile dis- tant, and has not since been seen. i CLOSE CALI. FROM DEATH. Minneapolis Man Caught on a Long ‘ Prestle by a Freight Train, Hinneapolis, Nov. 21.—H. A. Tuttle, general manager of the North Amer can Telegraph company, had a narrow escape from death Saturday afternoon. With a party of friends Mr. Tuttle had been out on a hunting trip in the vi- cinity of Clearwater, a little town near South Haven, on the Soo road. At that point the Soo has a trestle 500 feet in length and seventy-five feet high. Across this trestle Mr. Tuttle started to walk. When part way over he heard a freight train approaching be- hind him and he was compelled to throw himself upon the ties, just with- out the rails, and take his chances cf being injured. He feared that the cylinder would catch in his clothing, and he knew if it did nothing could save him. However, nothing more could be done and he lay there while the train thundered over him. THREE C ALDREN CREMA’ Farmers’s Home Destroyed Daring His Absence. Antigo, Wis., Nov. 21. — The farm- house of John Sewitzke, living in the town of La Glade, twenty-four miles inland, has been totally consumed by fire. Three little children ranging in age from three months to five years lost their lives. The parents were away at the time of the tragedy. FELL FROM A TRAIN. Trains Pass Over the Body of a Princeton Man. Sandstone, Minn., Nov. 21 The a lumberman supposed to be Charles Olson of Princeton, was found in the yards here. It is thought he fell off a train and was run over and killed. His remains will be shipped to his friends, if they can be found. DESTRUCTIVE FIRRE, Ashland Lumber Firm Suffers Heavy Loss. Ashland, Wis., Nov. —The east tram- way of the Keystone Lumber company was burned yesterday. Three million feet of lumber and the steel tug Keystone, by far the finest tug at the Head of the Lakes, were totally destroyed. The loss will not exceed $75,000, fully covered by insurance. . CHILD’S INSTANT DEATH. Run Over and Killed by a Hay Wagon at Benson. Benson, Minn., Nov. 21.—A little four- year-old son of S. F. Nichols was run over here yesterday by a heavy hay wag- on. He was trying to get on for a ride and was instantly killed. Saloonkeepers Sued for Damuges. Sioux Falls, S. D., Nov. 21. — Mrs Mary Garrigan has brought suit for damages in the sum of $5,000 each against Samuel Kennedy, Thomas Thompson and Jor Huntimer. The three defendants are saloonkeepers at Dell Rapids. Last summer Mike Gar- rigan, husband of the plaintiff, com- mitted suicide while under the influ- erce of liquor. Plaintiff sets up that she time and again forbade the de- fendants selling her husband liquor, but they paid no attention to her or- ders. Mrs. Kohl € ot Have Children, ‘Fargo, N. D., Nov. 21.—Judge Pollock has denied the writ of habeas corpus in the case of Mrs. Ida Kohl's children and remanded them to the custody of the managers of the children’s home. Mrs. Kohl’s children were ordered sent tu the home by the authorities of Giiggs county. Mrs. Kghl began a fight to regain possession of the chil- dren, and will now carry the case io the supreme court. Neck Broken by a Fall. Alden, Iowa, Nov. 21. — Ike Benson fell down a flight of stairs in his boarding house and broke his neck. Benson came from the East on the af- terncon passenger, and required the assistance of the conductor and two brakemen to help him off. He is thought to have been intoxicated. _Receiver for Minot Land Office. Fargo, N. D., Nov. 21.—It is reported that State Senator Sanborn of Lisbon has been selected by Senator Hans- brough to be the next receiver of the Minot land office. The present receiver is Mr. Hanscom, father-in-law of ex- Gov. Devine, and was supposed to be in line for reappointment. Chicago Men Fined. Iron Mountain, Mich., Noy. 21. — Three men were arrested here for hunting deer without licenses. David Pyott and James Hanrahan of Chi- cago put up $34 to get away. The third, supposed to be from Pennsyl- vania, escaped from an officer and was not retaken. Boy Dend Under a Log. La Crosse, Wis., Nov. 21. — John Brown, a boy of sixteen years, was found dead under a heavy log in Lewis valley, only a short distance from his heme. He had been hunting, and it is supposed when returning, stepped .on a pile of logs,when one rolled down and across his body, pinning him there un- til he expired. He had been dead sev- eral hours. Caused by Spontaneous Combustion. Lake Crystal, Minn., Noy. 21.—Fire caused by spontaneous conbustion de- stroyed Graef Bros. flour mill. Loss on building, $60,000; on grain and flour, $15,000. Total insurance, $24,000. The electric light plant, water works and telephone systems also burned, in- creasing the total loss to over $100,000. Indicted for Murder. Sioux City, Iowa, Noy. 21, — The Buena Vista county grand jury at Storm Lake yesterday convicted the two Greenville bank robbers for mur- der in the second degree. During a fight with citizens the robbers shot and killed John Sundbald. Meets Instant Death. Dickinson, N. D., Nov. 21.—Michael Goodale, an old resident of this place, was run over by a loaded wagon and instantly killed. He leaves a large family. and get acquainted with themselves. The Trials of Gen! “John, dear,” she said, in her sweet, affectionate voice, which she only used on rare occasions, “are you well up with your Chdistmas work?” “Pretty well,” he sighed, as he put a period to a poem which had almost giv- en him nervous rrostration. ‘““‘Why do you ask?” 4 “Because, my dear, I am afraid you are undermining your health, and I want you to take 2 recess and write\me a short story to oay for my new dress, a couple of poems for my hat and gicves, a good, stirring campaign song that will bring in enough for a ton of coal, and one or two of those darling love poems for some lard and a sugar- cured ham; and ham, dear, is only 12 cents a pound.”—Atlanta Constitution. Child Training in Germany. In the German cities it is rcfreshing to fimd, scattered through each park, many good-sized beds of clean sand. These beds are confined by a wooden border, to prevent the sand being scat- tered or washed away by rains. No matter how small the park, or in what quarter of the city it is situated, one is sure to find at least four or five of these small spots of delight for the children, and from early morn until sometimes far into the twilight you will never find one of these little enclosures entirely deserted.—Harper’s Bazar. Easy to Trace Him. When you see a young man with a mop of hair, a sweater and a bulldog pipe, you can locate him without diffi- culty.—Chicago Tribune. Not the Same. Cholly—I understand you said no girl would ever marry Gussie Gayboy or me because we were too fastidious. Miss Peppery—You didn’t catch it quite right. I said you were ‘two fast idiots.’—Philadelphia Press. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup. For children teething, softens the gums, reduces tn- Hlammation, allays pain, cures wind colic. 25c.a bottle. A Gentle Little Knock. “Ah, yest” sighed the very young po- et, “when I’m dead I suppose people who neglect me now will be making pil- grimages to my grave.” “Why?” she asked—‘to make sure that the news is not too good to be true?"—Chicago Record-Herald. How's This? ‘We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any gase of Catarrh thst cannot be cured by Hall’t Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, O. Cheney for the last 15 tered and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obliga~ tions made by their frm. ‘West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.; haben 3 Kinnan & Marv! Wholesale Dru its. Toledo, Ohio. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act- ing directly upon the bloodand mucoussurfaces of the system. Testimoniais sent free. %c per bottle. Sold by all druggists. Hall's Family Pills are the best. He Would Enjoy It. “Did your father use to whip you when you were a boy?” asked the youngster who had been chastised. “Did he?” repeated the old gentle- man, reflectively. “In those days pa- rents were made of sterner stuff, and he used to whale me with a strap.” The boy’s eyes brightened instantly. “Golly!” he cried. “I’d like to see him do it now!""—Chicago Post. Brooklyn, N. Y., Nov. 15th—A medical authority says: “In many _ families throughout the world Garfield Tea often takes the place of the family physician, for practically everyone suffers at times from disorders of stomach, liver, kid- neys or bowels. Certainly, from no oth- er medicine can such good results be obtained. This Herb remedy makes peo- ple well, thus greatly increasing their capacity for enjoying life; it is good for young and old.” Sounded Familiar. “You wretch! You micreant! You worst of villains!” exclaimed the hero- ine at rehearsal. The heavy villain, who had just joined the company, looked patiently aggrieved, and said: “Excuse me; is that in the part, er are you acting as stage manager?”— Washington Star. Are You Using Allen’s Foot-Ease? It is the only cure for Swollen, Smarting, Burning, Sweating Feet, Corns and Bunions. Ask for Allen’s Foot-Ease, a powder to be shaken into the shoes. At all Druggists’ and Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Ad- dress Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. ¥. An Astonished Surgeon. “Why, there’s rothirg wrong with your veriform appendix!” remarked the surgeon, after he had performed the operaticn. “Nothing at all, doctor,” murmured the patient, ‘‘nothing but the name of it, and you might as well cut that out.” —Detroit Journal. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES do not spot, streak or give your goods an un- evenly dyed appearance, Sold by drug- gists, 10c. per package. The Union Idea. “Did you tip him off to the police?” asked the burglar. “Sure,” answered the confidence man, “Why?” “He's a non-union safe-blower.” Some men ought to take a day off PRINGESS VIROQUA, M. D. Endorses Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound After Following Its Record For Years. “Dear Mrs, PrnxHaM:—Health is ths greatest boon bestowed on human- ity and therefore anything that can restore lost health is a blessing. I anaes Lydia E. Pinkham’: Veg- etable Compound asa blessing to State and Nation. It cures her moth- ers and daughters and makes them well and strong. <a PRINCESS VIROQUA. Practicing Physician and Lecturer. “For fifteen years I have noted the effect of your Vegetable Compound in curing special diseases of women. “JT know of nothing. superior for ovarian trouble, barrenness, and it has prevented hundreds of dangerous operations where physicians claimed it was the only chance to get well. Uleeration and inflammation of the womb has been cured in two.or three weeks through its use, and as I find it purely an herbal remedy, I unhesitat- ingly give it my highest endorsement. —Fraternally yours, Dr. P. Viroqua, Lansing, Mich.”—$5000 forfeit if.above tes- timonial is not genuine. If youare ill do not hesitate to get a botile of Lydia E. Pink- ham’s Vegetable Compound at once, and write to Mrs. Pink- ham at Lynn, Mass. for special advice; it is entirely free. Literal Application. Children,” said the teacher, while in- structing th2 class in composition, “you should not attempt any flights of fancy, but simply be yourselves, and write what is in you. Do not imitate any other person’s writings, or draw in- spiration from outside sources.” As a result of this advice, Johnny Wise turned in the following composi- tion: “We should not attempt any flites of fancy, but rite what is in us. there is my stummick, lungs, hart, Iiv- er, two apples, one piece df pie, one stick lemon candy, and my dinner."— Baltimore American. Commonplace. “Some people seem to think he’s @ genius.” “Oh! he can’t be. He's too method- ical.” “Is he, really?” “Very. Somebody gave him a silver match safe over a month ago, and he still keeps his matches in it’*—Phila- delphia Press. It is pure white—does not soil Sold Sent Sold by most druggists in. gic. and boc. ; GOODRICH & JENNINGS, ANOKA, MINN. Pet a °“UNION*MADE?* In me’ t