Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, February 2, 1901, Page 7

ee WHERE WE BEAT ‘EM. One Respect in Which American Outelass the Writish, and \ in Which They Cannot Hope to Equal Us. e is from England, and not long from there. He was visiting his friend tn Hyde park, and of course he was boasting. “Oh, yes, my boy, the United States floes very well for a new nation,” he said, kindly, “You are great in some re- spects, but ;pok at us. We have our navy, that t fits the world; our army, never licke our great steamship lines, our b fk, Lombard street, the financial cent ¥ of the world, our loyal colonies and all the rest. What can equal them?” ‘ “And we have age, toa, Look at our s, and our ancie it towns, and s of state. Why, man, in what can you boast of beating us?” His Hyde Park friend studied a mo- nent. Then he replied: “Down in Texas there is an old chap who was talked to just this way once a man from your cou who went e for his health. And after all the asting was done the ttle country winked at me, rolled tobacco over in his mouth 2 pit fourteen feet into the eye of a pig standing that far aw “Kin bloody Englishman on earth do that?" says he. And I asic you: Can he? The Englishman suggested brandy and soda in disgust. A NURSE'S wside Hospital, Tells an Interest- Peshtigo, Jan. 26, 1901. (Spe- | eial.\—One « > most popular mt ever ¢ ted from the Lak side Hospital, Lake Geneva, is Mi Lilian D of this place. Mi Dr is the Vice Templar of the In- dependent Order of Good Templars, and organist of the Rebeccas of Pesh- tigo. During her twelve rience as a trained nurse s many opportunities for and her o) ion in all medical heaith mat ld in very high esteem by thor the have learned to know and love In speaking of her experience she says: “During my twelve years trained nurse. T have often ob how many different pt their patients Dodd's Kidney I cases of Diabetes and Kidney Trou About three s ago I myself e with a weakness ntinual congested condition, « ed to try what the Pills 5 do for me. I soon found: that built ur the affec parts and r to the often lose ile attending w to the propertie of this , hundreds of physicians recor them use them in thelr da most skilled tr use th e and a y They should eure > you, Try them. an lon hate 5 to retire spous iving at the door of w to be his bedroom, and he tapped and No answer came, and more loudly, “Honey! got no reply, becoming he shouted the en- h his full lung pow- ame, and in an voic “Go away, you 's a bathroom, not a bee- Indignant male idiot! hive.” List of Patents Issued Last Week to N vorthwe u Inventors. erick W. ,De Long, Okahena Minn., end gate for wagons; Warren L. Dudley, Watertown, Minn., shing!ling bracke Yalentine Fleckenstein, St. Paul, inn., bottle cover; August P. Johnson, Ada, Minn., dental bridge- work; Benjamin Kienholz, Hallock, Minn., elevated railwa Adolph B. Larsen, Minneapoiis, Minn., germicide device for telephone transmitte’ Lothrop & Johnson, patent attorneys, 911 & 912 Pioneer Pre Bld Paul, Minn. Philadelphia Feline Duplicity. It was during the natural history hour. “Give me,” said the teacher, “an ex- planation of the alleged deceitful char- acter of the cat.” “In restaurants it is sometimes said to pass itseif off for a rabbit,” an- swered the head boy.—Philadelphia Press. : Don’t Get Pootsore A certain cure for Swollen, Smarting, Burning, Sweating Feet, Corns and Bunions. Ask for Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder. Cures Frost-Bites and Chil- blain At all Druggists and Shoe Stores. 25c. Sample sent FREE. Ad- dress Alien S. Olmsted, LeRoy, N. Y. Get FOOT-EASE., Men who reckon without their hosts should be pretty good at figures. The cultivation began about seven of opium in China years ago. Piso’s Cure for Consumption is an infallible medicine for coughs and colds.—N. W. SAMUEL, Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. 17, 1900. The brow of a hill may not be wrinkled, but it is oftea furrowed. Talent resembles a deep well; a fountain. genius, When cycling, take a bar of White's Yucatan. You can ride further and easier, Four thousand tourists arrived in igypt Guring the last season. An expensive habit—the fashionable, tailor-made outfit. The rudder of a ship is a stern ne- cessity. ANIMALS FEAR MEN. flereest of Them Seldom Attack, Save When Wounded, f all questions asked by people who have never been much out of doors, 1one seems so simple to the old-timers 28 that which concerns the dangers to which the camper may be exposed from the attacks of wild beasts, says Forest and Stream, It is chiefly women and children who ask such questions, but it is evident that in the brains of many inexperienced persons is firmly estab- lished a belief that wild animals are dangerous, that wolves, panthers and bears prowl about seeking whom they may devour. This belief is in all prob- ability a survival in part of earlier days, when the most civilized men dwelt largely in the East, where might be encountered lions who would attack them, or hyenas ready to snap up the stray child wandering away from the camp, or bears of the type encountered by the irreverent infants who apostro- phized Elisha; and’ also in part of that time when the weapons of primitive man were so feeble and of so little avail t the wild beasts that these were y to be feared. This feeling al- ready existing is encouraged and strengthened by a certain amount of he writing of the day. The average n and woman love to read a bear or nther or wolf story not less than do small boys and round-eyed children \listen with pleasure to the tales of some venerable uncle or grandfather oO relates the story of the wolves that used to howl about his cabin or visit his sheep fold when first he set- tied in the country. In this land of America, as many know, there are no such things as dangerous animals, | though there are creatures which may be made dangerous, The wolf, the bear and the cougar are far more anxious to get away from man than man is to get away from them. If given the oppor- tunity they will always slip away and run, and if they fight it is because they believe that they have been cut off from every avenue of escape. Where |an animal has been wounded it is a different matter. Then, often, consid- ns of prudence are forgotten and ing what it knows to be wise; but m so there is much more danger m a wounded deer than from a wounded panther, and vastly more from a wounded moose. ‘him, there is not now, nor more danger from the wild the country than from the Ss which blaze in the summe more people have b ave been ru ing buffalo herds, by unwounded grizzly bea {by all the other animals of the pr: | put togeth tha | fall led by from d inue t stories tk ever was, of 2 “been struck by sorites than have been kill- panthers or wolves. And yet y thie newspapers con- nt bear stories, catamount id wolf stories, and probabl, y will do so until long after the las atamount and wolf shall have from the land. STEALS tN ‘PRISON. Pinces AL Times and Are Emma Ford. Ford, a giant negress who ted several days ago of rob- Hayes of Cripple Creek, Col., tenced to one year in the bride- s transferred from the county house of correction yeste: f{ternoon, says the Chicago Inte Before: she went she is alleged ave stolen a pocket-book from Mrs. lizabeth McDonald, colored parole of- ficer of the Juvenile court and presi- dent of the Bethel House Missionary society. Emma Ford has boasted of her dexterity in relieving persons of their valuables, and while being taken to jail for trial picked a watch from the pocket of a deputy sheriff who had her in charge. Mrs. McDonald was with her for some time yesterday in the corridor of the woman’s depart- ment in the jail. The probation officer ied a hand bag in which was her purs containing a small sum of money and some papers of value. Some time later she had occasion to open the bag and found the purse gone. The prisoner’s boasted skill caused sus- picion to be directed towards her. Meanwhile she had been taken away. The officers at the bridewell were in- formed and the woman was searched but the purse was not found. Alike te Emina well, w Smooth Lady Book Agent. A smartly d reaping a golden harvest in New Yor ied footman. to the home of a wealthy family, she urges a su iption to a “beautifully illustrated edition” of some standard work, giving the name of a societ leader as a recommendation. The vic- tim signs what she supposes to be a only to find later that she has cted for a large number of very | expensive books. The only means of e pe is by “settlement” on j ter list co Queen Receives Gold Medal. When the German Emperor heard ot the courageous act of the Queen of Portugal in saving a boatman from | drowning he asked the Queen to ac- cept the German Gold Salvage Meda!. Her Majesty at first hesitated in a cepting this gracious offer, because, with her usual modesty, she had al- ready declined similar decorations which the Portuguese govetrment and the Humane society at Lisbon wished to confer upon her, but she finally gave way and signified her willingness to receive the medal. the animal acts on impulse, instead of | But for the | ge man who iB traveling ea | ed woman has been | through a proc of book canvassing | which savors strongly of blackmail. She travels in a carriage with a live’ After gaining admission | stiff | Bees and Degrees. ‘A smart girl at Syracuse {is going to pay her way through college by keeping bees.” “She ought to get an sure enough.”—New World. ‘A. B.’ degree Yorx Evening The Nicarazgus Canal. When built, will prove the link between prosperity and many people. It will prove a blessing to hu nity in general, im proving the condition of the nation, as Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters does that of the individual. Nothing to equal this remedy has ever been discovered for all ailments of the stoma’ liver, bowels and kidneys. It will quickly cleanse the blood‘and sharpen the appetite. See that our Private Revenue Stamp covers te neck of the bott!. Sagacity. be wise or beau- tiful?” asked Fate of the Coy Young Maiden. “Beautiful,” replied the damsel. “Ah, you are wise already,” com- mented Fate, as she tied up a package of cosmetics.—Baltimore American. How's This? We offer One Hundred Dollars reward forany case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props.. Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known FP. J. Cheney for the last 15 years and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obliga- tions Bare by thei rm. Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, a Marvin, Wholesale oussurfaces ee. 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