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ay \. A GRY FOR HELP. Result of a Prompt Reply.— Two Letters from Mrs. Watson, Pub- lished by Special Permission.— For Women’s Eyes Only. March 15, 1899. To MRS. PINKHAM, Lyyx, Mass.: “Dear Mapam:—I am suffering from inflammation of the ovaries and womb, and have been for eighteen months. continual pain and soreness in my back and side. L from pain when lying down, or sitting in an easy chair. I stand I suffer with severe pain in my side and back. I have a I am only free When I be- lieve my troubles were caused by over work and lifting some years ago. “Life is a drag to me, and I sometimes feel like giving up ever being a well woman; have become careless and unconcerned about everything. did me but little good. “Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound has been recommended to me by a friend, and I have made up my mind to give it a fair trial. “I write this letter with the hope of hearing from you in regard to my case.”— Mrs. S. J. Watson, Hampton, Va. ‘a I am in bed now. I have had several doctors, but they November 27, 1899. “Dear Mrs, Pinknam:—I feel it my duty to acknowledge to you the benefit that your advice and Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound have done for me. “JI had been suffering with female troubles for some time, could walk but a short distance, had terrible bearing down pains in lower part of my bowels, backache, and pain in ovary, I used your medicine for four months and was so much better that I could walk three times the distance that I could before. “I am today in better health than I have been for more than two years, and I know it is all due to Lydia E, Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, “JT recommend your advice and medicine to all women who suffer.” — Mrs. 8. J. Watson, Hampton, Va. This is positive proof that Mrs, Pinkham is more competent to advise sick women than any other person. nothing. [Ss000 EE ABSOLUTE mission. SECURITY, Genuine Carter’s Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of FOR DIZZINESS. FOR BILIOUSHESS. 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Method of Determining the Origin of Blood Stains. In trials for murder it is often of the first importance to determine the origin of blood spots found on cloth- ing, weapons, etc. Do they come from human blood, or frm that of animals, is the question asked. Recent expetl- ments have shown that if red blood sorpuscies—leucocytes—from any ani- gal are introduced into the blood of another animal the serum of the lat- ter acquires the property of destroying other corpuscles of the sort subse quently introduced. This specific prop- erty of the serum can be utilized as 4 test iz medico-legal matters. To carry out the test it is necessary to have ut hand serums already treated with the red corpuscles of the tiood of sheep, cattle, fowls, etc. Each one of these prepared serums will destroy the red corpuscles of one kind of blood very quickly. The skeep serum will, for instance, destroy red corpus- cles of sheep’s blood in a minute or so, and its effect on the red corpuscles of any other blood is very much less rapid and effective. If then, in any special criminal case, the accused de- clares that certain blood stains on ‘his clothing are spots of sheep’s blood, and not of human blood, a decisive test can be made by treating this blood by the serums previously prepared by the introduction of the red corpuscles of the bloea of different animals. If the serum ‘viously prepared by the in- tre2y.éion of sheep’s blood at once xyes the stains*found on the clotsing of the accused then his plea ‘vas correct and the stains:did, in fact, atwe from the blood of a sheep. If h rum so prepared does not rapidly destroy the stains his statement is salse. By trying other serums, pre- viously prepared, one.can be found that will dissolve the stains on the clothing and in this way the origin of the stains can be quickly and sure- ly assigned. This procedure, pro- posed by M. Ladislas Deutsch of Buda- pest, is apparently destined to be of great service in many criminal trials —New York Sun. A BOY’S AGE. Doctor and Barber Disagree and Court Sides with Barber. A youth clad in the shabbiest gar- ments imaginable, but wearing a one- karat diamond ring, furnished a prob- | lem in the criminal court that required j the wit and ingenuity of experts to j solve, says the Omaha Bee. It was necessary to ascertain the lad’s age and before a satisfactory estimate was made several attorneys, a barber, a veterinary surgeon and a judge had passed judgment unsuccessfully. The boy is known to the police as “Doc” Sileote. He was before Judge Baker on the charge of having stolen 284 pounds of bullion from a freight. car on a Union Pacific: sidetrack jnear the smelter. When arraigned Silcote en- tered a plea of not guilty. His attor- ney informed the court that he desired to withdraw the plea and admit his guilt. If he were of legal age, as al- leged in the complaint, the admission of guilt would send him to the peni- tentiary; otherwise he would escape with the reform school. “Doctor, come here,” commanded the court. “How old are you?” “I never knew,” re- plied the lad. “It’s going to be hard work to tell this boy’s age,” observed | the court. “Do any of the complain- ants know anything about him?” De- | tective Vizzard of the Union Pacific Railroad Company attempted to prove that Silcote has been stealing so long he must be more than 16, but the court would not accept deductions for evi- (dence. One of the attorneys then jok- ingly made a remark that was taken i y. “There is a man skilled in secraft,” he said, pointing to.a vet- erinary surgeon among the spectators. “Bring him up,” instructed the judge, “and let him see if he can give us a clue.” The veterinary expressed the opinion that Silecote is more than 16, as he had several teeth youngsters do hog enumerate among their molars. As a precedent for expert testimony had been established, an attorney for the defense asked leave to call a barber from the crowd to express an expert opinion on Silcote’s beard. The bar- ber thought he must be younger than 16. The court ruled finally that Sileot2 is under legal age and cannot be sent to the penitentiary. He will be sen- tenced to a term in the reform school. U. & Judge in Porto Rico. The judge of the United States in Porto Rico is Sulzbacher, and comes from New Mexico, where he learned Spanish and became the friend of Sen- ator Elkins, which accounts for his appointment. Judge Sulzbacher is .a diplomatist and. a man of ready re- sources. Before the policy of congress and the administration toward our new po: ions was developed, Judge Sulz- bacher prematurely decided that the constitution follows the flag. This ju- dicial precedent might have troubled other people, but it gave him no con- cern whatever, because the first time any one questioned his decision he re- plied: “It is true that I held that the constitution follows the flag, but I did not say with what speed it does the following.”—Chicago Record. EES ES Senator Carte’s Opportunities, The friends of Thomas Henry Car- ter, United States senator from Mon- tana, are figuring upon securing for him a professorship in the Catholic university of this city, but Mr, Carter says he has not yet been defeated for re-election, and consiters his chances very good, although the legisiature of Montana, is largely Democratic. Mr Carter was a school teacher in his younger days and knows how to do i¢ |—Washington Letter =e Beyond That Stage. Bhe—Is your knee tired, dear? He—Oh, no. I can’t feel it at all now.—Life, Gold! Geld! Gold! ‘The latest El Dorado is reported to be on Nome City Beach, Alaska. 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