Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, September 8, 1900, Page 5

‘Aoeeanitag: FALL HATS I have jnst received a fine line of fall headwear, including some elegant outing hats and caps for ladies’ rs. M. Brooks and children. : | They Hn gt Fall and Winter Goods. Come in and See Them. Johnson, The Tailor. ite All| OLEAN & MCALLISTER Painters and Decorators... Fresco | Work and Sign Painting a Specilaty Work Guaranteed to be First-Class. Leiand Avenue. Grand Rapids. RIPAN'S sures Doctors find A Good Preseription For mankind Ten for five cents, at Dru -Saloons, News-Stands, hops, They One Cede pax’ do you monials pe Grocers, Restaurants, meal Seoweeslantt Forbes banish pain, induce sleep, and prolong lif ief!_No matter what's the maticr. one: will Ten samples mail to any address on receipt and one thousand test of price, by the Ripans Chemical Co., 1o'Spruce St, New York City. The Herald-Review Does Good Printing DISTANCE STATISTICS. The Nice Young Man and the Grouty Old Chap Mingle in a Mathe- matical Matter. “Did you ever think,” said a nice young man who was trying to sell typewriting machines, relates the New | York Sun, “how far a typewriter’s | fingers travel—oneof those pretty type- writers, you know, whose fingers are like fairy touches? No? Well, here are the figures: Say she writes 40 words a minute, which is slow enough, her fin- gers cover half an inch for each key she strikes, and averaging five letters to the word this will give 200 half inches to the minute, or 6,000 tothe hour. Now say she works six hours a day uninter- ruptedly, which is more than she ever does, her fingers go through 3,000 feet of space each day, and for 26 working days of the month they travel a little less than 15 miles, or let us say, even 15 miles a month. That is pretty fair traveling for those with dainty fingers, isn’t it?” “Huh,” grumbled a grouty old chap, “that’s nothing. Did you ever notice the pink and white peachblow jaw of Heaven's best gift toman? No? Well, observe, if you please the distance it travels in a month. Allowing three- quarters of an inch for each word spok- en, and 150 words to the minute, which I make thus small in order to be fair to the ladies, for a man will talk 200 words a minute on the floor of the house of representatives, her jaw will pass through 112 inches per minute, that is 6,720 inches, or660 feet per hour. Allowing now eight ours for sleep, there are 18 hours when she talks, which gives 11,080 feet, about two miles per day, and she talks every day in the month, or 30 times two miles, which is 60 miles that that pink and white vision of peachblow loveliness swings through every month in the year, and a little more when the month happens to have 31 days in it. Now my little jug of frankincense and myrrh, what have you got to say about the dainty fingers of your flying phantom?” SQUELCHED BY WIDOW’S PIG. The Montana Statesman Got Mixed Up in a Story Intended to Hart David B, Hill, Myron Haskins, of Philadelphia, has been relating a few reminiscences of | past national conventions, and in that connection was reminded of a funny anecdote in which Martin Maginnis, former delegate in congress from Montana, was concerned. Just prior to the democratic convention of 1888, which nominated Cleveland and Thur- man, David B. Hill, then governor of New York, was supposed to have pres- {dential aspirations. In order to squelch them Hill’s enemies started a story to the effect that he had been a prime mover in a scheme to extract money for campaign purposes from the laborers on the new aqueduct by means of a raffle for a pig, which was held at the home of a Widow Magin- nis. When the convention met “the Widow Maginnis’ pig” was a phrase in everyone’s mouth. Gen. “Pat” Col- lins, of Boston, was chairman of the convention, and in its early hours a member of the Montana delegation, which had en obscure position, climbed up on his chair and secured recognition. Collins did not know him personally, and naturally asked him to state his name. “Maginnis” was the answer, followed by a deaf- ening roar. It was too pat, and though he struggled manfully, Martin Maginnis was unable to make that speech. His voice was drowned by inquiries as to what had become of the pig. TRADE OF TIENTSIN. It Is One, of the Most Important Comm mercial Cities of the Chinese Coast. The bund, or water front, gives one some adequate idea of the commercial importance Of Tientsin. The decks of Liverpooi or New York, although many times greater in extent, are not more crowded and busy. Here the lighters, anchored in the river, just across the way from the great ware houses, are loaded with cargo to be sent out or which has just been re ceived from the ships at Taku. There are mountains of bales done up in matting and bound securely with iron | for their protection in the long jour- | ney to the uttermost quarters of the | globe; there are boxes and casks of | Chinese make marked London or Hamburg, and in the midst of all this merchandise throngs of half-naked coolies swarm like insects, insects fur nished with lusty and never-silent voices. There are tons of wool from Mongolia, camels’ hair, skins, © char- coal, and soda from Siberia, mats and grain. One now and then has whiffs of musty perfume, the breath of ori- ental bazars, spice and sandalwood. world and can furnish a succinct ob- ject lesson to one at all interested in’ the problem of our commercial rela- tions with the far east. Wisconsin’s Deep Well. The well on the grounds of the Good Shepherd in the town of Wauwa- tosa, Wis., has been bored to a depth of 2.330 feet, one of the deepest wells in the world. The contractor has con- eluded that he cannot obtain a flow- ing well, and therefore stops. The water rises within 80 feet of the surface. It will have to be pumped up by an engine. Where the Norse Hair Comes From. There is a vast amount of horse hair annually used in the United States for making and repairing violin, violin- cello and bass viol bows. All of the hair comes from Germany and Russia, in which countries the tails of horses longer than here, It is one of the busiest spots in the | PDIREET. CONNEC! SGEO. W HIBBARD MARGUET TE; MicHe HE STRAIGHT “AWAY Line MAROQUETTEO;M DULUTH, SOUTH SHORE & ATLANTIC RY HONS IN eke aNd SUPERIOR UNION STATIONS <— DULUTH; MIAN TO HELP THE CAUSE. Novel Method Adopted in New Brunse wick, New Jersey, to Assist the Church, , The Pitman Methodist <Pplsenat church of New Brunswick, N. J., does not depend for an income a ign is put into its collection plates, ports the New York Journal. It the up-to-date methods of raising money. At the last church meeting the wom- en ‘of the congregation announced that the leading members must all either sing a song, tell a funny story or do some sort of an entertaining “turn.” Those who failed were to be fined such sums as the woman's vig- | ilance committee should decide upon. Henry Arbogast, because his name begins with the first letter of the al- phabet, was called upon to start. He blushed and started singing “Annie Rooney,” the only song he knew. They fined him $5 on general principles. William Ciark recited “Curfew Shall Not Ring To-night,” and had to pay $1 for being guilty of conduct calculated to create a breach of the peace. Some of the men provided substitutes and escaped punishment.® | Five of the congregation were so un- | accustomed to public speaking that when they were called upon they could only sit as if glued to their seats and blush. One man was s0 overcome with bashfulness that he couldn’t put his hand in his pocket to get the money to pay his fine, and an usher had‘to fish it out. The church netted $100 from the en- tertainment, and it will hold another of the same kind next time it needs money. NOT PIETY, BUT PORK. Dinners, Not Doubts, Are What Most Men Are Wrestling With, Say These Women, The following bit of non-conformist humor {s taken from “The Farring- dons,” an English romance. The i speakers are Mrs. Bateson and Mrs. Hankey, worthy wives, but not al- together above feeling a certain pleas- ure in showing up the ways of hus- bands. “They've no sense, men haven't,” said | Mrs. Hankey; “that’s what's the mat- { ter with them.” “You never spoke a truer word, Mrs. Hankey,” replied Mrs. Bateson. “The very best of them don’t properly know the difference between their sou!s and their stomachs, and they fancy they | are a-wrestling with their doubts when really it is their dinners that are a- wrestling with them, } “Now, take Bateson himself,” con- | tinued Mrs. Bateson. “A kinder hus- ! band or better Methodist never drew | breath; yet, so sure as he touches a bit of pork, he begins to worry himself about the doctrine of election till there’s no living with him. And then | he’ll sit in the front parlor and en- gage in prayer for hours ata time till | I says to him: - | “‘Bateson,’ said I, ‘T’d be ashamed | to go troubling the Lord with a prayer, when 4 pinch o’ carbonate o’ soda would set thincs straight again”” +- ‘rand Bxcusions- 9 SI RATE FROM DULUTH DETROIT. MICH and ncn. Sl | : GOING Sept. Ith and 16th. Via DULUTH, SOUTH SHORE & ATLANTIC RAILWAY TO ST. IGNACE, Thence via the Palatial Steamers of DETROIT & CLEVELAND NAVICATION CO. Return Limits Allow @ Ten Days fifty-three and seven one-hundredths dollars | *Stop in Detroit. Beige 3 Car and Stateroom Berths | gay of Au be secured in advance. T. H. LARKE, . Ass’t Gen’l Pass. Agent, DULUTH. Driving) Shoes and Pacs Kurtzman, “the : Dudley? Dray and Express Line L. W. HUNTLEY, Manager. Package Delivery a Specialty ‘WOOD FOR SALE Leave Orders at Ponti’s Confectionery Store or Kremer & King’s Office. IN RE PARTISAN JUDGES. Continued from First Page. W. C. GILBERT, Pine Lands «a [Loans Grand Rapids, - - Minn. ‘City and Vicinity. Notice of Mortgage Foreclosure Sale. Notice is hereby given that George Lo ‘and M. Louise Lothrop. his wife, and JeShaw of the county of Itas nnesota, did execute and de! to Theodore La Schurmeier of Si Ramsey county, Minnesota, their mor deed dated the thirteenth day of Oc! tober. A. D. 1897, and duly filed for record in the office of the register of deeds for the county of Itasca, state of Minnesota, at two o'clock in the afternoon on the twenty-sixth day of October, A, D. 1897. and du ed in Book F of Mortgages on page 74; that default hus been made in the performance of the conditions in said’ mortgage contained, by non-payment at maturity of the principal and interest secured by said mortgage, and by non-payment of the taxes assessed aga ae ee oom ‘aged property for the yours 1805, 1896, 1807, 1898, amcunt- of one hundred and fifty- one-bundredths dollars and se (3153.07); that the power of sale contained in Gia mortgage has thereby become operative: and that no action, either at law or in equity, has been brought to recover the debt secured by said mortgage or any part thereof. ‘And whereus, there is now due and claimed to be due upon said mortgage, at the date of this notice, the sum of eight hundred and thirty-one and fiftv onc-hundredths dollars (3831.50), and in addition thereto the sum of one hundred and fifty-three and seven one- handredths dollars (3158.07), taxes on the mortgaged property paid by’ the mortgagee for the ‘years above mentioned. Now. therefore, notice is hereby given, that by. virtue of the power of sale contained in said mortgage, and pursuant to the statute iu such case made and provided, the said mortgage will be foreclosed by a-sale of the remises described in and covered thereby, ag: and being in the county of Itasca and state of Minnesota. described as follows, to- wit: Lots number ten (10). eleven (11) and twelve (2), in block thirty-nine (39), in Grand Rapids Firse Division, according to the recorded plut thereot on file in the office. of the register of deeds in and for said county, which sale will be made by, the sheriff of said county of Ltasc the front door of{the court house in the village of Grand Rapids. Minnesota, on Tuesday. the eighteenth (18th) day of September, A. 1900, at One o'clock in the afternoon, at orb ne auction. tosatisfy the umount due on said ortguge and the sum of one hundred and 07) taxes so as aforesaid paid by the mortgagee. and fifty dollars (350.00) ai torney’ 's — and the costs and charges of notice and “Dated at St. Paul, Minnesota, this second ae A. D. 1900. DORE L. Listetiy psat op NORMAN Darcpe. Aetoeres, for said National Garni aiead Bank Building, St. Paul. M! Herald-Review. a Agia W.E. NEAL, Dealer in Pine and Farming Lands. The finest List of Agricuitural Grazing Lands in the County. and The Most Excellent Sites for facturing Enterprises. Manu Prospective Settlers Lucated. Corres,ondence Solicited. Grand Rapids, - - Minn, fe B. CLAIR, Register of Deeds of Itasca County. Mineral, Pine ana Farming Lands Pine Stumpage Bought. ABSTRACTS OF TITLE. GRAy D RAPIDS. Itasca County Abstract Office KREMER & KING, Proprietors. ABSTRACTS, REAL ESTATE, FIRE INSURANCE, Conveyances Drawn. Taxes Paid for Non-Residents, MINN, GRAND RAPIDS, - S W. E. MARTIN, MANAGER Irasca Lap Co. PINE AND FARMING LANDS Bought and Sold. SEITLERS LOCATED. Choice Farming Lands for Sate on Long and Easy ‘Terms. GRAND RAPIDS, — - > MINN Notice for Publ Hetiae and Office, maluth, Minn. Augyst 10th, 1900. Netico is hereby given that in compliance with the provisions of the of congress of June 3, 1878, entitled “An act for the sale of timber lands in the states of California, Ore- gon. Nevada and Washington Barriers, os extended to all the Public Land States by of August 4, 18%, Carrie Coffron of Decry River, county of Itasca, state of Minnesota, has this day filed in this office her sworn stateme nt No, 545, for the pu 4 of swi and sw ofse¥ of At; nw’ of ne of section No. No, 9 N. range No. 27 W 5th offer proof to show more valuable for its timber or store than for agricultural purposes, and to establish her claim to sald land before the Register and Receiver of this office av pa, Minne- vendeh at the land ‘sorght is Sota, on Wednesday, the 24th day of October, 1900. She names as witnesses: James Bailey. Chester W. Robinson, Francis Culdwell an James Anderson, the post office address of all of whom is Deer River, Minnesota, nee and all pore claiming adverse! irsely he above described lands are request iahie their claims in ls one on or before Mortgagee said 4th day of October. 1! W. EL oe Pe tg MacDonat} & Suarei eras phage s 2 Palladio slay Herad-Review Aug. 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