Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, May 26, 1900, Page 7

How are the children this spring? Com-. plaining a good deal of headache, can’t study as well as usual, easily fall asleep, and are tired all the time? And strength slipping away? Do you tremble easily, are your nerves all unstrung, do you feel dull and sleepy, and have you lost all ambition? That’s Spring Poisoning Nearly every one needs a good spring medicine; a medi- | cine that will remove impurities from the system, strengthen , the digestion, and bring back the old force and vigor to the nerves. A perfect Sarsaparilla is just such a medicine; a Sarsaparilla that contains the choicest and most valuable in- gredients; a Sarsaparilla accurately and carefully made, and one that experience has shown is perfect in every way. That’s AYERS “The only Sarsaparilla made under the personal supervision of three graduates :a graduate in pharmacy,.2 gradvate in chemistry, and a gradvale in medicine. $1.00 a hottie. All druggists. am perfectly confident that Ayer’s Sarsaparilla and Pills have saved my life by taking them every fall and have kept them in the house for the past twenty years.”— Eva N. Hart, Buffalo, N. Y., March 29, 1900. ’t flighty, the i s, liquor dealers and trapeze rt to be. | performers must be admitted to the — | bar in order to practice their profess- Are You Using Allen's Foot-Face? —_ions. It is the only cure for Swollen, ! Smarting, Burning, Sweating Feet, i Corns and Bunions. Ask for Allen’s | 1 Foot-Ease, a powder to be shaken into ; cst droy pecial | the shoes. At all Druggists and Shoe ; Read their advert Stores, 25e. Sample sent FREE. Ad- | column of this pa ording to their| dress Allen S. Olmsted, LeRoy, N. ¥- os accoyding to their | eke eae He ANY S ’ She—Why didn’t you answer my letter? He She If an air-ship i ventor of it is ve I never Drosy treated free by Dr. Green’s Sons, Atlant: The it was writ- such a peculiar ha dn't » than half of it—Cath- id ‘Times. | More men give 4 anness than ans. stibule and storm — | Double Served in apple-pie order—cheese. | door. OTTERS TOBOCGANING. Canadian Otter Coasts and Slides Down HAM Just for Fun, It seems strange to think that any full grown, four-footed animal should indulge in play like a child, and yet this is what the otter does. His amusement is tobagganing, and his playground is a slope, covered with ice or snow, that goes down grade into a pool of water. No little boy, with a new sled, ever enjoyed a coast down an ice-bound hill more than this beau- tiful creature from the frozen north. The otter is quite large, sometimes weighing as much as 25 pounds. He resembles the seal and the mink, be- ing, however, of heavier build, and is both supple and strong. Living for the most part in water, he preys on fish, which his swimming and divi & ability enables him to catch easily. The entrance to his home, which is a burrow under the bank of a strea water. In the he ice begins to tha animals start on their stream to another, ing. months on the jo’ happen to see When the pared, he lies flat on his belly, thrusts his nose forward, and turning his fore paws \nder his soft sides, goes sail- ing swiftly down. His ed adily increases until he reaches e water. Silently he paris the surface and is lost from sight for a few seconds: then his head appears above the sounds like a whistle. This is a sig nal. The next otter assumes the posi- tion and shoots down to the bottom to join his companion, who has mean- while crawled out on the ice. Then another whistle and the next in order slides. an plunges, and the perform- ance is kept up until h one has several trips ‘to his er xchange. DOGS KILLED BY GAS. Humane M-thod of Disposing of Them Adopted in Chicago. go Humane Society has at jlast hit upo novel but effectuz | means of d fore the h ught y painful process. metal tank closely sealed with a ti filled with common illum ing g atube. A aperture in the cover permits to be forced ont. Into this tank, one at a time, the dogs are dropped, the gas is turned on, and in thirty seconds they are wu din less than a minute th . Two feet of gas is considered sufficient quantity to kill a dog, and the expense amounts to practically the same a: e bullot.— Chicago Tribune. BILE Causes bilious head-ache, back-ache and all kinds of body aches. Spring is here and you want to get this bile poison out of your system, easily, naturally and gently). CASCARETS are just what you want; they never grip or gripe, but will work gently while you sleep. Some people think the more violent the griping the better the cure. Be careful—take. care of your bowels—salts and pill poisons leave them weak, and even less able to keep up regular movements than be- fore. The only safe, gentle inside Spring cleaner for the bowels are sweet, fragrant CASCARETS. The don’t force out the foecal matter wit violence, but act as a tonic on the whole 30 feet of bowel wall, strengthen the muscles and restore healthy, natural action—buy them and try them. You will find in an entirely natural way your bowels will be promptly and permanently put in good order for the Spring and Summer work. CURED BY 25c. 50c. DRUGGISTS To any needy mortal suffering from bowel troubles and too poor to buy CASCARETS we will sen& a box free. Address Sterling Remedy Company, Chicago or New York, mentioning advertisement and paper. vod MOCKING BIRD That Talks as Well as Sings Is the Wonder of a Georgia Town, A mocking bird belonging to Mrs. William Neill has actually been taught by her to talk. is very interesting indeed to hear it utter the words that have, by pe ont and pai aking ht it. This. bird’s cognomen arlie, and it has a rep- utation that is envied by m bird owners. It mimics ever noise it hears if it is repeated a number of times, and can repeat all the call whistles that the boys of the various cliques and clans use as signals. Mr. Neill used to own a dog, and their favorite call for the pet animal was “Hear, hear, hear, hear,” and a short whistle; and repeated. Now the bird tCharlie can tell that dog as dis- tinctly as any person might. It very clearly says ‘Hear, hear; (whistles); hear, hear,” étc. While living at the Planters’ hotel, Mr. and Mrs. Neill were frequently treated to a cat ser- enade, and the bird learned to mimic them to a surp: ng degree. Now that they are residing in presumably a cat- less neighborhood they are often fooled by the bird, who can mew so muca like a cat that one is loath to believe that the sounds issue from the bird’s throat unless actually standing near the cage. —Augusta (Ga.) Herald. A New Word. A New York correspondent in the Pittsburg Dispatch says that a French waiter uptown walked out of a window in his sleep the other morning, and al- though he may die as a consequence of his injuries, it might be some con- solation to him to know that in giv- ing his life he has also given to the world a new verb, “to somnambulate.” It is employed in a description of the disaster in one of the evening papers of this city. Every one must admit that “somnambulate” is good, even if} it is unusual. Children in Japam From one end of Japan to the other | a child is treated as a sacred thing, be it one’s own or a stranger’s. Each; one carries its name and address on | a ticket round its neck; but should it Well ‘Guarded. “Jonas Junius employs two lawyers constantly.” “Why two?” “He gets business advice from one, and then he consults the other about how much he ought to pay of the first one’s bill.”—Chicago Record. PATENTS. List of Patents Issued Last Week to Northwestern Inventors. George A. Elder, St. Paul, Minn., liquid tempering apparatus; John O. Ingrebetson, Moe, S. D., self-dropping mechanism for self-binding harvest- er Iver P. Meloos, Stony Brook, Minn., key wrench; Charles H. Mel- vin, St. Paul, Minn., back-pedaling brake; Edward G. Regli, Duluth, Minn.. combined carriage and sleigh. in, Lothrop & Johnson, Patent Attor- 11 & 912 Pioneer Press Bldg., St. Paul A Foreign Tongue. “As T und: * said the talk- ative one, ders trekk from the voorlooper to the kopj dorped it from the spruit to the dis fc * the other Bazar. Do Your-Feet Ache and Barn? Shake into your shoes Allen’s Foot- Ease, a powder for the feet. It makes tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures Corns, Bunions, Swollen, Hot and Sweating Feet. At all Druggists and Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, LeRoy, N. ¥. Lots of men n r succeed in getting there simply because a dread of failure keeps them from starting. Archeological explorations in Algeria are lagging owing to lack of funds. The love of mone: he root of all evil. but sot all money is bad. " ANegetable Preparation for As- similating the Food andRegula- ling the Stomachs and Bowels of Promotes Digestion. Cheerful- ness and Rest.Contains neither Opium,Morphine nor Mineral. Nor NARCOTIC. PPecipe of Ola lr SSSCEL PITCHER Prerpleie Seed~ Ax, Sana + Kochelle Sale Payermmnt -, 5 Miter Aperfect Remedy for Constipa- tion, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea Worms Convulsicrs,Feverish- ness and LOSS OF SLEEP. Fac Simile Signature of An Illustration. Miss Willing (after the proposal)— “But are you quite sure you believe in second love?” Mr. Woodby (a widow)—“Cer my dear. Now supp a2 man b a pound of sugar; i eet, isn’t it? Miss Willing: , of cource. But gone he naturally wants another pound—and the ond pound is just as sweet, isn’t it? A Wise Parent. “No, I never take the newspaper e; I've got a family of grown-up apers too full of crime, eh?” too full of bargain sales.”— Weekiy. $3 & 3.50 SHOES pnion Worth $4 to$6 compared with other makes Indérsed by over ; 1,000,000 wearers. [7 The genuine have W. L.f 4 4 Douglas’ name and price k {4 stamped on bottom. Take no substitute claimed to be s food. | Your dealer 4 should keep them —if not, toro send a pair : aon receipt of price and asc. WA extra for carriage. State kind of leather, s size, and width, plain or cap toe. Cat. free. ST ee W. L. DOUGLAS SHOE CO.. Brockion, Mase. Don’t STOP TOBACCO SUDDENLY It injures nervous system to do so. BACO- CURO is the only cure that REALLY CURES and notifies you when to stoj Sold with a guarantee that three boxes will cure any case. BACO-CURO is vegetable and harmless. -Ithas ao cured thousands. It will cure you. Dp RO P SY. NEW DISCOVERY, gives quick relief and evres worst cases. Book of testimonials and 10 DaYs’ treatment: WREE. DR, H. ML. GREEN'S SONS. Box B, Atinata, Ga. N. W. N. U. —No. 21,— 1900. indeed stray from home food and shelter and kindness would meet it i | anywhere. selboom. It stands to reason, too, The debilitating drains and discharges which y many women are tarrh of the distinct}; organs. The sufferer m her trouble Leuchorrhoea, or Weakness,or Female Diseas some other nae, but th trouble is th of the female organs‘and nothing else. Pe-ru-na radically and perma- nently cures this and all other formsofCatarrh. Itisa positive specific for female troubles caused by catarrh of the delicate lining of the organs peculiar to women. It alwayscures if used persistently, It is prompt and certain, Mr. Woodby—‘And when that’s j W. L. DOUGLAS CASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature Use For Over Thirty Years CASTORIA THE CENTAUR COMPANY, NEW YORK CITY. A Swallow fs one cf the earliest harbingers of spring—an BR equally cure indication is that feeling of lan- guid depression. Many swallows of H I A ES Rootheer are best for a spring tonic—and for a sum: beverage. 5 gallons for 25 cents. re Uist of premiums offered free for label Charles E. Hires Malvern, Pa. Ge. IN 3 OR 4 YEARS | AN INDEPENDENCE ASSURED If you take up your homes in Western Can- ada. the land of plenty. trated pamphlets, viving experiences f tarmers wno have be- come wealthy in grow- ing wheat, reports of delegates, etc., and ful information as to reduc2d railway rates can be ; had on application to the Superintendent of Immigration, Department of Interior, Ottawa, Canada or to Ben Davies, 15444 East Third St, St.Paul, Minn. J-THOMPSONa SONS yUFACTURERS = SS S GEMUINE NORWEGIAN THREE WHEgy SULKY PLows, At all a its or by mail prepaid $1 a. box; 3 boxes. Booklet free. Write EUREKA CHEMICA! La Crosse, Wis. F House Paints 60c to95cGallon Weare pfcring ay Ay nd 5 stamps for Catale JOSEPH, MICH, TRUSCOTT vamiced “i00! Thompson's Eye Water, OAT MFC. CO. ‘eys, Phaetons, Barn Paints 45c to 60c Gallon Carts.Etc., at 40 percent tesa thanvavals Others have advanced their prices on Paints. We hada heavy contract and have not. No cere made. Sample color cara . T. M. 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