Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, May 12, 1900, Page 7

FOR STEAMER SERVANTS. Tips for These Must Be Added to the Expense Accounts of Visitors to Paris Next Summer. rge number of persons with who intend to visit a during the coming ses, Which is not in the programmes of the oucies, and that is the stew- on the Atlantic steamer: on all lines get, on an month, out of which y for uniform, washing Wives and families. , Which are only three , the bedroom steward h n $5 to scrub out his rooms, would not have them time. mn Waiter gets ht se at ch way. A 2 rooms, rs in a room, e $SO each trip. boats they, will not > usual tip, and will to follow 4 nd demand it a ies cannot stop it, they 1 the men would not s, and if they ¢ would be loo New York Journal. An Hlustration Lost. He was the pastor of one of the churches on the t side, frequented lored people. y evening he « d his p: 's on the mir- acles set, forth y writ. At the conclusion of his sermgn he announced he would be pleased to auswer ons anent the subject. zed darky arose from his seat door, : U know jes 1 the pre de top o’ some high buildin’, ut squahr, an’ landed plum on walk wifout hutin’ yo’self, wut idah da * said Br’er Hawkins. ’ yo’ fell from de roof ‘on’ time an’ ’scaped o’self, wut would yo° * said ’ continued the preacher, de- . * yo’ fell off de top * de thud time wifout yo'self, wut woul yo’ osit uid Br’er Hawkins.—But- mnaign moment to take a come now to the bj $e know it is the mar- row?’ interrupted a jeering auditor near tt! loor. feel it in my bones,” instantly re- d the orator. on the enthusiastic crowd for five minutes, to the great erwhelming fusion of the er fellow.—Chi ibune. The Joy of Parting. 10 longer loves me!” cried the ou say that?” ie used to kiss me whenever he the house; now he only iss me when he goes out.”—Phila- celphia North American. OR. HARTMAN'S ADVICE Is Sought by Femate Suffer- ers from Ocean to Ocean. Mrs. Gould with catarrh- fal difficulties and was growing i} worse all the time. I began jiaking your Peruna with a marked im- i] provement | from the first. Independent | of curing | that, the Pe- i runa has j greatly im- proved my general health.” “Every bot- tle of Peruna gold; espec- jially to me, for I owe my_ present good health to Peruna.” All over the country there are women who have been invalids for many years, suffering with female derangements which the family doctor cannot cure. What a boon to such women is Dr. Hartman’s tree advice! So famous has his skill made him that hardly a hamlet or town in the country but knows his name. He cures teas of thousands, and he offers to every woman who will write to him her symptoms and a history of her trouble free advice and treatment. The medicines he prescribes can be obtained at any drug store, and the cost is within the reach of any woman. He describes minutely and carefully just what she shall do and get to make a healthy, robust woman of herself. The Doctor has written a book especially for this class of women, en- titled “Health and Beauty.” This book contains many facts of interest to women, ard will be sent-free to any ad- @ress by Dr. Hartman, Columbus, O. Brer Hawk- | STATE POLITICS Prominent Michigander’s Re- view of the Situation in Minnesota. Lind vs. Pingree—A Distinction With a Very Wide Difference. Gleanings Here and There of the State and National Campaign. Hon. G. R. Malone, who is organiz- |ing traveling libraries in the state, writes to his home paper, the Lansing Democrat, as follows on the Minneosta politics, as he finds it, in an extended tour of the state: my fovernor Lind, like Governor Pin- gree, holds advanced views upon social and political reform questions but, un- like Pingree, he had the good sense to come out of the Republican party when, in 1896, it unblushingly sold out all that was left of its Abraham Lin- coln Republicanism in exchange for the imperialism of Mark Hanna and the money changers which he repre- sents. I would also add that Governor Lind |and “Charlie” Towne are fast friends working together for the common good and that more than anyone else they seem to be the idols of the people of this state. There is little doubt but that Goy- ernor Lind will be renominated and re- | elected ‘by even a larger mapority than before (20,000 against a natural Re- publican majority of 40,000) and even Republicans admit that there is great danger that the electoral vote of the state will be given to Bryan. The disgust of the people of the Northwest at the vacillating conduct of the president and Congress in changing from a course of “plain duty” and “anti-criminal aggression” to one of humiliating subserviency to un- I led green and imperialistic coer- cion and subjugation at the dictation of Marcus Aurelius et al. is so intense that I have yet to see the first Repub- 1 n paper in this. state which does not in the strongest terms condemn the five Minnesota Congressmen who. wnder the hypnotic Influence of the dollar-mark statesman, voted a 15 per cent tariff upon our brethren of Puerto Rico and decided that the constitution does not:go with the flag—that we are an empire and not a republic and can ave citizens in one place and subjects jin another the same as England and other empires. One reason why the outlook for vic- tory in the state is so assuring is be cause the leaders of the “allied forces,” both state and local, are working in the most cordial harmony and friend- ship. Though the Populists polled, 1 think, nearly 60,000 votes for their last candidate for Governor, I do not hear the slightest discord or difference of opinion as to who the candidates shal! be (from what party they shall come) but all—except the middle-of-the-road ers—are planning and working to gether to win a gicrious victory based upon the principle and hope that @ government of the people, for the peo- ple and by the people may not perish from the earth In conclusion allow me to inform your readers of what seems to he an open secret in this state where Charlie Towne and other Silver Republican leaders are active in promulgating the doctrines of Lincoln and Jefferson. It is that at the Silver Republican national convention, to be held in Kansas City July 4, that body wil! not gnly nominate the candidates of the Democretic party—providing that party remains in the regenerated con- dition produced by its new birth c go and does not evidence a dispo- m to go back to the flesh pots of ypt—but will also change its own me from Silver Republican to Lin- n Republican, in honor of the great patriot and statesman whom both Bryan and Towne are the illus- trious Pauline disciples. We shall have two Republican par- ties, Abaham Lincoln Republicans and Mark Hanna Republicans, and it will remain for all the soldiers and true patriots to decide under which ban- ner they will march. Yours for Lin- coln Republicans. “G. R. MALONE. “THINK IT OVER.” Under the caption, “Nailed to the Cross,” the Waseca Times has the following condensation of what Mc- Kinley’s 15 per cent government is to do for poor Porto Rico: A Governor at $8,000 a year. An auditor at $4,000 a year. An attorney general at $4,000 a year. An insular treasurer at $5,000 a year. A secretary of the council at $4,000 a year. A commissioner of $3,000 a year. A United States district judge at $5,000 a year. A United States district marshal at $3,500 a year. A commissioner of the interior at $4,000 a year. A marshal of the supreme court at $3,000 a year. A United States district attorney at $4,000 a year. A chief justice of the supreme court at $5,000 a year., Four associate justices of the su- preme court at $4,500 a year. Three commissioners to codify the laws of the island at $5,000 a year each. Five members of the executive coun- cil whose salaries. are to be fixed by the Porto Rican legislature. Figure them up—$85,500 a year be- sides the executive council of five, the members of the so-called legislature and the revenue Officers, also appointed by him. Think it over. King George III. never usurped as much power as that over his American colonies. Think it over. education at SUPT. LEWIS’ REPORT. The state press speaks highly of the biennial report of the Department of Public Instruction, so ably presided over by Professor J. H. Lewis. A fair sample of thesé comments is at the hands of the Hastings Democrat, which says, in part: “We are in receipt of the brochure of the eleventh biennial report of the state superintendent of public instruc- tion, submitted by Superintendent J. H. Lewis, in which he gives many val- uable ideas and suggestions for the building and remodeling of some of our school houses, especially in the ru- ral districts, as well as other matters pertaining to schools and their re- quirements in general, with cuts of plans and designs. The volume treats of the environment of the school room in detail, plans, models, surroundings, furnishings and equipments, heating, ventilating, etc., also improvement and beautifying of school grounds. Super- intendent. Lewis has carefully consid- ered the subject and in connection with his own practical ideas gives many good ones from superintendents of note in various states. Governor Lind has also contributed some excel- lent thoughts on one of the pages of the book.” MRE = 45, THE “WAYLAND HOYTS.” A Minneapolis Doctor of Divinity, bearing the somewhat euphonious name of Wayland Hoyt, but who found the clime scarcely congenial for his No. 6 head and over-worked vocal ap- paratus and removed to the also effete East, has been “seeing God” in Mc- Kinley imperialism, as he saw the hand of Providence in Bryan’s defeat in 1896. It was before a body of deavorers that Hoyt made an imperi- alist speech, which is thus mentioned, and.the results, by Chicago Public: “Had some non-militant reverend ex- pressed anti-imperialist views on that subject before such a gathering he would have been denounced for talking politics at a religious meeting, and Rey. Dr. Wayland Hoyt would doubt- less have been among the first to com- plain. Yet the anti-imperialist could have justified himself with quotations from the Prince of Peace. There has been an assumption, however, among the Wayland Hoyts of the country that in some way the church and the ad- ministration are in partnership in the new sport of hunting down little brown men. But on this occasion this par- ticular Wayland Hoyt had counted without his hosts. The 900 Christian Endeavor delegates are reported as having looked at him with something between anger, disgust and pity; and as having, when he concluded, all united in hissing.” THE DANGER FROM LAWLESS WEALTH. “ Self-preservation is the first law of society, as well as the first law of physical existence. A monopoly tends toward industrial aristocracy; it tends ‘o create a condition wherein a few will contro] all-the means of produc- tion and transmit that control from zeneration to generation, while the masses struggle for a bare living, with no hope of progress or independence. The influence of concentrated wealth is so great in the social and political world that a government of the people, by the people and for the people can- not long survive if industrial inde- oendence disappears.’ When the mo- nopoly idea is carried to its natural ind logical conclusion we will have a zovernment of the trusts, by the trusts nd for the trusts, with the large ma- ‘arity of the people more helpless than hev’are under an absolute monarchy. There is no hostility to capital in this country. On the contrary, everybody 's desirous of accumuluating that val- nable thing called capital, but there is rostilitv to some of the methods em- nloyed by those who possess large cap- ‘tal to overreach those who possess les -apital. There is some hostilit ‘hough not as much as there should be —toward those who use large accumn- lations of capital to corrupt govern- ment and purchase special privileges, and then use the power acquired to Aestroy competition and trample upon ‘he rights of weaker members of so- ‘iety. There is some hostility toward ‘hose who, in the acquiring of capital, nave not furnished to society an ade- quate return for the capital acquired. at society is in danger the danger Joes not come from those “who are vithout.mesans and who wish to have ‘t without work,” but for those who have means for which they did not work. Bismarck, in addressing an audience of farmers a few years ago, told them that they would have to act together in order to protect themselves ‘from the drones of society, who produce nothing but laws.” If we could to-day divide the people of the United States into two classes, placing in one group the producers of wealth and in another the non-producers, it would be found that the non-producing produced far more laws than the producers. So long as_ the non-producing element controls legislation the laws will be more favorable to those who speculate than to those who toil. WILLIAM J. BRYAN. In New York Journal, July 2, 1899. Reports of the Lincoln Republican movement are that it is progressing with great promise. The only objec- tion encountered so far is from the exe treme silver regions, but as a general thing the strongest of the silver men are most earnest in their desire to see the old silver organization broadened so as to take in the newer issues. How very appropriate that English school children should send a message of sympathy to the -Republicans that McKinley’s soldiers are fighting in the Philippines, in return for our messages to the South Africans. The Metropolitan Trust company, Minneapolis, measures its McKinley prosperity by retiring from the loan and trust business. Thisis the more note- worthy from the fact that some of its officials have been the loudest mouthed to criticise those who long ago pointed out the inevitable result of the policy of which the said officials were so loud in their praise. One by one they all come down to taking their own medicine. A forecast of what organized labor will ultimately do for McKinley in the Twin Cities, is seen at Chicago, where his name is likely to be erased from the honorary membership it had received, on account of his connection with the ae You know all about it. You are a perfect slave to your work. It’s rush through the day and worry through the night. 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