Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, November 11, 1899, Page 7

d Does your head ache? Pain back of youreyes? Bad taste in yourmouth ? It’s your liver! Ayer’s Pills are liver pills. They cure constipation, headache, dyspepsia, and all liver complaints. 25c. All druggists. CURING INEBRIATES. Some Facts About the Method of Giving the Keeley Cure. The management of the Minneapolis Keeley Institute is willing to give in- formation to interested persons who desire to find out something in refer- ence to the Keeley Cure. In a recent interview the manager said: “The Keeley Cure has reclaimed over 300,000 men and women from inebrie- ty. Any person who takes the Keeley Cure is in the best possible physical condition after taking the cure.” “Are patients confined to their room or bed during treatment?’ he was asked. “Not unless some disease other than inebriety has attacked the patient,” he replied. “Do you give whisky during treat- ment?” be “In all cases where the patient de- pose tbsiahare ede tari SAW POSTAGE STAMP WALK. Saloon Customer Dropped It on Floor and It Began to Climb the Bar. He had been out all night, and he looked it all over. Wandering into a saloon near the Brooklyn borough hall he leaned unsteadily against the bar and fumbled in one of his pockets. “Shay, barkeep,” he said, thickly, “gimme zin fiz n’ er postash stam’,” fishing a badly crumpled letter from his pocket. The bartender mixed the drink, got a postage stamp from a drawer and placed both before the inebriated one. The latter, after sev- eral futile efforts, picked up the sticky stamp, moistened it with his tongue, and then awkwardly dropped it to the floor. Stooping to recover it, he sud- Royal Baking Powder Imparts brows Seale tiacky. Thewane * PeeUttl 4) sires or requires it. He usually de-| denly straightened up, passed his hand Royal Baking Powder = BUCKINGHAM’S DYE toni ae clines it after the second or third day | quickly over his eyes and then stared i ep calves Dasibers/ an 36. tac de of treatment, and frequently will not | at the floor with a look of mingled i 7 0.8, oF Davouiers, on R. paseo nN | to Ott after the first day. ‘The whisky pinarertint Gay nice ATE deste: possesses pecu 1ar quali used at the Minneapolis Keeley Insti- | «now p. , i ‘em : _ bells abeslstaiy re” Now I've got "em, barkeep; got ‘e ties not found in other as again!” he yelled, moving toward the how you cram that Does he refuse it because it nause- ‘ se Sandy Pikes—Yesseum; the boys call] “No. Nausea is not produced; he | Pearances, was staggering about the 3 a my mouth « drops the use of whisky because he is | floor. Finally it proceeded to climb up arise from the superior Lady indifferent to it; does not desire it--| the side of the bar. The barkeeper fs Sandy Pi ecause it is d2 deyour- | the remedy promptly relieves the sys- | took a look and he, too, was mystified. e 00 fitness,purity and health- n’ element.—Chicago News. en wee necessity, Bi: liquor, and the } But a light suddenly dawned upon him f 1 f ee a rietlicmne patient stops using it.” and he wh A Way of Escape. “Does a periodic drunkard yield as Sone wena eed pale ulness of Its ingre lents. : f: got lege, righ ff | readily to the trea n n habitual s Pa; 1 want to go to college, right off | readily to the treatment as.an habitual | stamp with a laugh that jarred the Royal Baking Powder leavens the food perfectly you so eager for learning.| “Any manner of drunkenness is | V¢TWrought nerves of the other man. : . : h h : = cured in four weeks, whether habitual | The moistened postage stamp in fall- by its own inherent power without changing or : but ma makes me run so jor periodic, and whether the inebriate | ing, it seems, stuck on the back of a ty Livia ynds, I can’t never git no edu- } has used whisky, beer, wine, brandy, | husky young cockroach foraging for impairing any of the elements of the flour. rum or gin.” free lunch on the barroom floor, The ——_________ Do not patients grow weary and in-| roach with the stamp sticking to his Thus the hot-breads, hot-rolls and muffins, and Cured After Repeated Failures With Others | different during treatment? ? will inform addicted to Morphine, Laudanum. | “Time passes most agreeably at the back, and with his body hidden from kj d li z h iddl i re d b h R l “e"Sirc Mth Haldwts How His Cheng ik” | Institutes. What with the attendance | Sst under it, had staggered about and ie Seems pat griidiencanms famed ay the maze ———___—_—_— upon treatment four times daily, tak- | 2ttempted to climb up on the bar w: : : : ~- Not an Honest Dollar. ing of the tonic every two repeal the | his burden. When the barkeeper ex- Baking Powder are wholesome and digestible, and Did you ever earn an honest dollar pleasant companionship of men who | Plained things, the other man hastily - : ° f in 7 : can sympathize because thiey have suf- | changed his order to seltzer and lemon, may be eaten without distress, even by persons Oo aswered Meandering Mike. | fered alike, the various entertainments, | —New York Times, ° : . ed two hours for a dollar, | ete., the time passes pleasantly.” delicate digestion. but when I got it 1 found it had a s the treatment hurtful?” plug in it, right over de head of de} “No, on the contrary, it benefits the ORDERING A: TROUSSEAU. American le. what embit-| patient in every respect. There has Sea aa nington Star. never been a single instance in which stam metistt ner gets Sent to the Alum baking powders are sows priced, as alum costs put 3 ES eer any person was injured by it.” ‘rospective le. two cents a pound ; but alum isa c sive poison ani 7 The Alternative. ee “Is it not said to injure the eye- A vast amount of very beautiful and it renders the baking powder dangerous to use in food. 1 Shall n t go out of that door, sit, | sight?” exquisitely skilled work only plays a ab he ir Tiber, “until T have “Instead hes hurting the eyes, isfane secondary and passing part in the econ- pegs ‘ es are o requent occurrence where “Oh, onded the editor. | patients whe bate used glasses have pased of tends, -sayae rue. New. York ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO., NEW YORK. “The window is j handy.”—Phil- | giscarded them after treatment.” ‘ommercial Advertiser. The big dress- . ————____— xdelphia North 4 “Is it not charged that sexuality is | makers’ models are so exclusive and Paradoxical. THROUGH PULLMAN TOURIST Suddenness of It. % disturbed?” precious that they are guarded from “He’s a thorough pessimist.” Meser—Do you believe in love at first = An Excellent Preseription. “This charge is absolutely unfound- outsiders as one would guard jewels or “What do you een bye pessimist?” Sleeping Car Service to Texas, Old: oa ¥ = Dr. our throat de-Jed The home life of every Keeley | ld from a thief. Pattern dresses cost “Why, a man who doesn’t believe RR Licenird epee cig pect aoe | Syndic—It’s the only kind of love. munds bette ion than the drafts | Gradaate will testify to the truth. enormous prices, and the gown build- | there is. any true satisfaction in life.” Via the Chicago Great Western Ry., | If a man could get a second look he’d of the opera house. aie a -| “We will 'be pleased to send litera- } ers use them bit by bit as ideas for “Then he isn’t one. Anybody who ee Kansas City and the Misenurl. AY. | never fall.—Philadelphia North Ameri- Mrs. Your -¥ es, darling, 1 oug' at t© | cure to ‘any person sending name and | “original” costumes, To their far-| gets as much satisfaction out of being | “*5 & Texas, the. San Antonio & Ar! posh have a three-rope pearl necklace for | address ite ithe Keeley Institute, corner 5 Kansas Pass and Southern Pacific Rail- } sach occasions. —Jewele j7Penth street south and Park avenue, | YCS#!™ er Southern customers they | & Pessimist as he does couldn't be 2 | Vays, through Dallas, San Antonio, El! scape op omi0/CiT¥ OF TOLEDS, Minneapolis, Minn + | will send exquisitely dressed dolls to | thorough pessimist”-Washington Star. | p55 'and Los Angeles to San I"rancis- Lucas COUNTY, ' ts. . | demonstrate the specially designed co. The only through car line from the | , Frank J. Cheney makes oath tbat he is the = ‘Wwe Microbe Defeated. costumes they think will suit them.| JASON CROW, OSCARVILLE, GA. | Northwest to Texas points and con- | SOF partner oft the City of Toledo County “Tam told,” said the griffin, “that | Not long ago as many as two dozen | Writes us, May 31, 1899: “I feel it mY | necting at Spofford Junction for all | and State aforesaid. and that said firm will pay you ‘have taken up a new fad of living| dolls were ‘sent to California to a duty to write and Jet vom Eiow use points in Old Mexico. A new weekly ee eo a One Soe peered in flame oung Ww kone your medicine, ‘5 Drops,’ has done for | soryvice established. on November 3d, | Cured by the tse of Hall's Catarrh Cure. “No ‘fad at all, I assure you,” Found Woman Whose trousseau was to} me. I have had rheumatism about) 4nq continuing weekly _ thereafter. | PRANK J. CHENEY. ‘ ad at all, I assure you,” a0-{ be made in New York. When the dolls | eighteen years, but was able to be up| ;, pete nophhlont a ea si | Sworn to before me and subscribed in m swered the salamander, much hurt “I They will be in charge of an expe this 6th day of December, A. D. 1 can think of ‘no other way. to procure a were returned their frocks were re-| most of the time until a year ago last | «1.64 official, and will leave Minneap- | P*°S°#*® Fe ASON: ] perfectly germless atmosphere.”—Indi- | ™MOVed and destroyed; yet the care tak- | May, when I was taken down and not | (ji. a¢ 40:45 p. m. and St. Paul at 11:20 (Szat.] Notary is Jo ay : ent ke th | able to move about. About six weeks | © ~ eras Belaew, ach Di Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and _ anapolis Journal. o make these miniature frocks per. ».m., every Friday, and reach Dallas ; ’ anapolis Journal. ago I saw your advertisement and | ! é | acts directly en the blood and mucous surfaces SEE eee eT TTS, fect in every detail of cut, fit and trim- wrote for a sample bottle. After tak- the following Sunday, San Antonio On | of the ayatom: eee eo Te Or Ome may wut CURE. | mine was greater tn a way than chai | Taga. fom” doses it Gla ine go auch | Monty, Hl Pasn.on Tuceday. 08 82. |” gag ne pre the cause that produces/ ba Grippe. EW. ie real costu; will require. Jewel-| good that I ordered some more for | 8°1°S # rahe acned agouti Hal's Family Pills. are the best. Grove’s signature is on each box. 25e. ers send out designs or make them up| myself and friends, and in every case | francisco ear a Stanans i ay lie; eee eo to exhibit to a customer, in wax, us-| it has done wonders and given perfect oe eC ose rath ro fies a A Cynical Summary. Cutting Of His Retreat. ing sometimes :paste stones and some- | satisfaction. pile arty artinental lines, and. the |, Jf meu have lands for tillage prized, “My income is small,” said a rather | times real Th Itea| “Dr. Woodliff, my family physician, | 2!! transcontinenta’ ye “To arms! They must be civilized! dilatory lover, “and perhaps it is eruel vigadenso ax is melts who has had ‘rheumatism for fifteen | “harses for berths are about half those | t next they find of gold a store— ofvime.tp take; you feom. your fathers flat and smooth into a box, and then years, is taking the ‘5 Drops,’ and says charged in regular Standard Pullman The os atist be oly a Feeton aoe - roof.” : the jewels are stuck into it. Black | it is the most efficient rheumatic med- | Sleepers. To persons who have sade 2 Washington Star. ““But I don’t live on the roof” was | 4X throws up diamonds to perfection | icine he has ever used.” the trip to California via other routes, 21 Sas i Patan tee the prompt reply.—Harlem Life. and the idea of the pattern, a tiara, “5 Drops” is the most powerful spe- | this Southern route will preve # most Read the Advertisements. Be ring or aigrette is to take is easily| cific known. Free from opiates and | delightful change, and to persons con-| yoy win enjoy this publication mucb 2 FITS Permanently Cured. Nofts ornervousressatter | realized when seen in this form, perfectly harmless. It is a perfect cure | templating a trip to iin oh ae fe ‘1! better if you will get into the habit of ARS ORR “ 3 Send ick FREE @2.00 triel bottle and treaties, | eg a. for Rheumatism, Sciatica, Neuralgia, poe see See pata reading the advertisements; they will Du. R. H. Kiang, Ltd., 931 Arch St, Philadelphia, Pa. Dyspepsia, Backache, Asthma, Catarrh, | Unoffered. 8 car may be taken at | afford a most amusing study, and will ACTS GENTLY ON THE Aa CL ‘The Jolly Egyptians. ‘La Grippe, Neuralgic Headache, etc. | any point along the line of the Chicago put yon in the way of getting some ex- Pointed. { An interesting papyrus recently dis- | If you or any of your friends are suf- | Great Western Railway between Min- cellent bargains. ‘Our advertisers are Z Ki DNEYS LIVER “Diamonds have had a sharp advante } covered shows that many of the an-| fering, do not delay, but send for a | neapolis and Kansas City. For full in- altaanies they aan what they adver- ? in pri remarked J. Barlow Wilson, | cient Egyptians were quite as fond oi | bottle of “S Drops.” Large-sized bot- | formation and assistance call on oF | ji.6 Pa as he and Miss Amelia Simpkinson sat | drinking good liquor as are any of the tles (800 doses), $1. For the next | address J. P. Elmer, Fifth and Robert 3 AND BoweELs Iking of nothing in particular. | moe . In thi, ny 7 thirty days we will mail a 25-cent | Streets, St. Paul. While cursing his daughter for mar- But I know a jeweler who is selling | MOderns. In this papyrus, which is | sample bottle for 10 cents. SWANSON ————. er ete a - Ss THE YSTEM aires at the old figures,” added the | 3,000 years old, the philosopher Ani} RHEUMATIC CURE CO., 160 to 164 E. Richesse Oblige. rying against his wishes a Texas man CLEANSE : writes the following words of warning | Lake Street, Chicago, Ill. Clubb—How exclusive these million- | fell dead. SxS) y ——————_— j on the subject of intoxication to a ———— s are growing. — see mse EL’ SS 3S EFFECTUALLY Free Dewey Souvenir Spoon. student in Channu: “I have been in- Transferring His Affections. ff—Yes; such sticklings for pro- We will forfeit $1,000 if any of our pub- - pis? Vs Eso =. patriotic girl who will send Us} formed tnat you are not only neglect- Blade—I’m surprised to hear you Why, when Mrs. Trillion was | lished testimonials are proven to be not +f a pach yERS nd address with stamp, will] ing your studies, but that you are alsc | BaVe broken off your engagement with ¢ to Europe with young Melton, | genuize. Tux Piso Co., Warren, Pa. v , EA cad xy return mail, free, an Ad- j ‘ ¥ that Boston girl. What was the mat-| her husband telegraphed her not to eo OVERCOMES af & a) Dewey Souvenir Spoon, hand- indulging in the most frivolous pleas: | top7 : : disgrace him by going over a liner; he | American trade with Australia in TE TIPATION somely engraved and of exquisite de- pre aanlsyt rie ig ig ie! Pigotte—{ found it was cheaper to | insisted on her taking her yacht.— | leather goods has quadrupled in five ‘ i of your time in drinking. ow, how] join a library.—Puck. Brooklyn Life. years. Hapituat Cons | REED & CO. Jewelry, Dept. | can it benefit you to drink so much PERMANENTLY. 9 Hudson St., New York City. beer every day? Take advice and shun ITS BE 40 GEp TS oo that insidious liquor.” From other - NEF prFeC . Broke. s sources we learn that students in the ICIAL money.” quoted Miles. x land of the pyramids enjoyed their BUY THE GENUINE - MAN’FD BY een male a Bes I he eee beer, and were quite as fond of play- ; Boe ong ay SA 3 Sera ing practical jokes as any of their de- CAUBR IA [ic Syrve@ News. Laer scendants. From the diary of an WEY te gat HANES we“ NOM | In iidlencss there is perpetual despair, | Egyptian lieutenant who flourished 2 S ‘ : FOR SALE BY BLL ORUSGISTS PRICC SOc PER SOTILL —Curlyle. about 2,000 years ago we obtain the PE Lie tee ; f ey 675: 7 interesting information that a quart oj % zn beer cost about 5 cents, and there are} A DOLLAR STRETCHER Sapper til elie on ar | various entries in the book which al-| method by which J. C. Hubinger is introducing his latest invention, “Red Cross” | % low us to infer that the average Egyp- | and “Hubinger’s Best” starch. She says: With your Endless Chain Starch j 4 id variety of Sl adopted tian never dreamed of quenching his} Book, I received from my grocer one large package of “ Red Cross” starch, +t ontencel eae nt a seereed tO thirst with less than a quart at a time. | one large package of ‘‘Hubinger’s Best’’ starch, and two beautiful Shakespeare MARKET GARDENING “Indeed,” says the erudite Egyptolo-; panels, all for 5c. How far my dollar will go, Iam unable to figure out. Ask GENERAL FARMING gist who has deciphered this diary,| Your grocer for this starch and obtain the beautiful Christmas presents free. | AND STOCK RALSING WEST MADISON &T' “there are various facts which justify 2 H lL _—-+ Q CHICAGO us in describing the thirst of the an. | §T. LOUIS WHITE LEAD $3.75 PER (00 LBS.} a sat fe ober arose S — fae ™ P So 7 97. £5 Climate superb, sc! : STD cient Egyptians as pyramidal nbggahited Ol, rnunale es, aah Walt Leet seand, Mast Gunires S| of. chores well Hl cde bags ae ae f 3 ice list. Wholesale prices on all goods to material and Fu aie 0 SAVED TO THE PURCHASER OF THIS : rigs. Hons, and Bacon meet, | Soames” A'pSstal susd'wiil Seing'Youpriceoffisods.“Wehaverome heaty conwmmciwat || j SealfpritSbralSdcescptne malar F Pe. jast year’s prices S \ - q le pri t inted steel Brick Siding, per hundred . :UU High Grade Top Buggy G5 $) sesh sncet ster te othe ay | satiate hate cae See at et tea wu -rnanruapoOn go comin eee ——— the register of the Savoy hotel looked The above prices Include 1 pound of dry paint and I pound of roofing nails with each square. These Box U, GlobeBidg 5t-Paul, Minn. AT OUR SPECIAL OFFER PRICE OF ONLY more like an inventory book of a pack- | Sige "9fad Sopa tart time, fu cen en brn ts Sm Reo ’ pS ts HSU Wo offer tHis buggy at actual ing house than a hotel register. Early T M. RUBERTs SUPPLY HOUSE, M1NNEAPOLIS, ML = o * factory wholesale | it ae in the morning a stranger entered cs a SG | - sald by the dealers at not less the hotel and signe: “J. R. Pigg, | 0 May Wheat will sell at ; ” . le a sf k= | Sea faah me Dat ins xo Windsor, Mo.” A few minutes iater | W. Ee DOUGLAS | WHEAT $1, ID, ina pce Sut Book | .00 and get a better b a two men stepped up and signed just UN mailed Free. 1 ; Se ete fee ee: SL ee ate eee tema, ust | $3 & 3.560 SHOES fave: W:1; HAMMOND & CO., ing style body, end elow Mr. Pigg’s signature: “C. B. Worth $4 to $6 compared, Corn xchange Minneapolis, | or Brewster side-bar Hogg, Canton, Ohio,” and “Brown Ba- or with other maxes. : aes Ay springs, marrow owing sek; con, Chicago.” The three gentlemen Iadorsed by over : 5 | Clete ve weer .€? ther trim, who attached such names in juxtapo- ee BR ARNOLD S$ COUGH Sussersttes Prosec: r—?r i : cs ; Slee wit oxen boty lL sition were not acquainted’ with each eegorcing ters Ts CURES COUGHS AND COLDS. | MSsisisehaar adios , { rubber top, brussels carpet other, but when the hotel clerk saw the stamped on bottom. ‘Take - PREVENTS CONSUMPTION, a KILLER ame I oR APH ee wees! B | strange signatures, the three gentle- oy ge Pate ais OR IVA Netto Hors, oto. Painting te perfect men whose names attracted so much should keep them —if D pongcta eka at kat { Ba a a etd attention were eagerly sought out by A oe erteal wien.” Bade z y ZixGuen Co. 718 Monon Bldg.Chicago j r eee the curious, and it was but a short kind of leather, size, and width, plain or ARTERS INK Se aT GE Rig ac ORR Ee j e bound to make this buggy so perfect that it will sell many moro for us. " ee cap toe. Catalogue A free. | Onty a limited number will bo sold at o ial price of $34.95. We will shipC. O. D. time before Messrs. Pigg, Hogg and peas iy ‘tht ane \afflicted with %, i Posi iero inthe United Btatesenstat Gon Green caamaioe oaeacton Cre aeee Bacon were good friends. Mr. Pigg “@%"~ WL, DOUGLAS SHOE 00., Brockton, Mass. the best ink” made amictod went Thempson’s Eye Water, 1 but no dearer than the poorest. | WEWANTMEN evidence of good faith. — said that he had nothing to do with any packing house, as he was a gov- ernment mail contractor of Windsor, When Answering Advertisements Hindly H | listed at lovvest wholesale prices . 4 3 3 to. eat wear end use,is furnists Mention This Paper. ‘ed on reteipt cf only 10¢ to parti Bi everythi INVENTORS encugh to imprison a great soul, : i ly pay hy ic NOstase or ex se ldeae and as vide Mo. Mr. Hogg said that he and Mr. Send to-day for. our handsomely engraved j socd faith fhe 10e-se allowed on firs Bacon were traveling men.—Kansas] alga VENWICK & LAWRENCE, | THe IEWELENURSERY 60% Las cur mice | : g/purchase amounting to $199 or above. City! Journal. Patent Lawyers. ‘Washington, D. C. aig ae agg Ae zh Syrup Good $ fee fa, OUR haonT nae ERY PRICE tiet FREE , a Agswering semeats Hind! Sold by druggiet - Clrnmiatinpes: ase meter o mtOne, > Ee ey | wars aaea | Meation This Paper. NSUMPTION