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FB By E. Kiley. GRAND RAPIDS - MINNESOTA, Only what we have wrought into our characters during life can we take away with us. Laziness is contagious, while it is al- mest impossible to spread industry, even by inoculation. + There are too many people who im- agine they are privileged to worry their living out of their neighbors. There is nothing which marks more decidedly the character of men and os nations than the manner in which they treat women. The fact that you cannot change the whole world should not prevent yout trying to smooth over a few of thq rough spots in the path that somebody has to walk. Some of the experts employed dur4 ing the trial of Maria Barberi charged $300 a day for their services. The en- tire cost of expert testimony in this | trial was $10,000, and in the case of Dr. Meyer the expert testimony cost $62,- 000. District Attorney Olcott intends to draft a bill to be presented to the New York legislature enabling the city to employ its own experts at a stated salary, A short time ago some of thepupils attending the Riverside schoo] in Mon- treal took into the school a quantity of cured smoking tobacco. By way of punishing them, W. A. Kneeland, the principal, made an infusion of the | weed in a glass of water, and compelled | a number of the offenders to swallow some of the nauseating dose. Mr. Knee- land was summoned before tha board of school commissioners and _ repri- manded for infraction of the regula- tious on punishments. The board de- clared that in future the av*horized | modes of punishment must be adhered to. Summaries of the results of estab- ing postal savings-bank’ systems in li a few important countries have been | printed. Among these countries are England, France, Russia and Austria- Hungary. The main feature of the sys- tems is that the government, through its post-offices, is the custodian of de- posits in small amounts, especial at- tention being paid to encouraging the young to acquire the habit of saving. In England one person in every seven is a depositor in a pestal bank, and the total amount of the deposits in the keeping of the government is more than four hundred million dollars. Al- though the system has never been test- ed in the United States, its adoption has been urged by various public offi- cials of high rank; and it is probable than the more than satisfactory results ° in foreigh cviiitries will lead to its ' establishment here. The largest national debt is that of ; France, which is $6,000,000,000, or near- ly double the debt of England, which is second on the list with $3,300,000,000. | Austro-Hungary is third, with $3,030,- 000,000; Russia fourth, with $2,875,000,- 000, and poor old Italy fifth, with. $2,- 530,000,000; the United States seventh, with $996,141,952. Though Spain is sixth, she is the only one of the lot which may be said to be completely bankrupt. Her debt is $1,395,000,000. As far as lending power is concerned the French are altogether the richest people in the world, for it is an invaria- ble rule in France to lay aside a certain percentage of one’s income, no matter how small the income is. Fotlowing is the comparative list of the debts of all countries owing over $500,000,000 in 1896: France, $6,000,000,000; England, $3,300,000,000; Austro-Hungary, $3,030,- 000,000; Russia, $2,875,000,000; Italy, $2,- 530,000,000; United States, $996,141,952; ' Spain, $1,395,000,000; Germany 420,000,- 000; Australasia, $1,200,000,000; Turkey, $300,000,000; Portugal, $765,000,000; In- | dia, $635,000,000; Brazil, $590,000,000; Egypt. $530,000,000. The total amount of interest on the world’s debts approx- imates $1,115,000,000 annually. Twen-' ty years ago it was as much as $1,000,- 000,000, in spite of the fact of the pres- ent increase in the indebtedness of more than $5,000,000,000. In 1875 Spain and Mexico were,paying as high as 15 and 18 per cent. Considering the amount of her indebtedness, France pays the lowest amount of interest. She pays out $185,000,000 a year in interest, as against England’s $125,000,000, Rus- sia’s $120,000,000, Austro-Hungary’s $185,000,000. In round numbers, / but in fact, almost $1,000,000 more than France, though her debt is only $30,000,600 more than half as much, Italy’s $117,000,000, and Spain’s $56,000,- 000. Every Frenchman pays toward the interest on his country’s debt each year $4.75, every Russian $1.20, every Englishman $3.15, every Austrian or Hungarian $7.50, every Italian $3.80, which comes harder than the Austrian’ | $7.50, every Spaniard $3.25, every United Statesian 42c, every Portugues $3.90, and every German 33c. . The sheriff of Crown Point, Ind., sold | “Buck” and “Jim,” his two man-hunt-: | ing bloodhounds, to the state of Min- nesota, for a handsome price. Minne- sota will use the dogs'to watch the state prison and track criminals whe | escape. A great many have recently | succoeded in getting away and the | state will now adopt this method of catching them. A man can pass unnoticed in a crowd unless he does something to ex- cite envy, and then notoriety comes at | him on wheels, THE NEWS RESUME. DIGEST OF THE NEWS FROM ALL PARTS OF THE WORLD, ‘A Comprehensive Review of the Important Happenings of the Past Week Culled From the Tel- egraph Reports—The Notable Events at Home and Abroad That Have Attracted Attention. The Nation’s Capital. The American Association of Invent- ors and Manufacturers held their an- nual meeting at Washington and elect- ed officers. The secretary of the interior has is- sued a requisition on the treasury for $13,150,000 for next month’s quarterly payments of pensions. The senate committee on Indian af- fairs has authorized a favorable re- port on the bill prohibiting the sale of intoxicating liquors to Indians. The senate committee has voted to report favorably the nomination of W. S. Foreman of Illinois to be commis- sioner of internal revenue. Representative -Sayers has intro- duced a bill for the taking of the twelfth census of the United States underethe direction of Corroll D. Wright. Two resolutions looking to closer trade relations between the United States and the Pacific ocean ports as well as other countries have been in- troduced by Representative Beach of Ohio. e Representative Scranton of Pennsyl- yania has introduced a bill providing for the naturalization as United Sfates citizens of the Alaskans living on the Annette islands who can prove a five years’ residence. The rivers and harbors committee of the house are to make a visit to Mo- bile, New Orleans, Sabine Pass, Hous- ton, Galveston and Chattanooga to ex- amine the government works and needs at those points. The president has approved the act providing for the construction of a bridge over the Red river between Ar- kansas and Texas; the act to validate the acts, appointments and services of certain deputy marshals in Indian Ter- ritory. People Talked About. Lewis H.. Ward of Willmar, Minn., has been appointed railway mail clerk. Ex-Congressman Edward L. Martin died at his home in Seaford, Del., of heart d ie. McNerny’s challenge to wrestle any middle-weight in the United States for front one to five thousand dollars, nas been accepted by Kenny of San Fran- cisco. BE. Ariderson was “appointed post- master at Lamberton, Redwood coun- ty, Minn., vice H. Anderson, resigned. R. D. S. Bennett was appointed at Robinson, Ward county, N. D. Joseph C. Willard, for many years prominent in the business life of Washington, died at his home at thé capital, aged seventy-seven years. He was very wealthy, and was the owner gf the hotel in that city bearing his name. : Accidental Happenings. Barney Thole, a section man, was run down by a switch engine and in- stantly killed at Mason City, lowa. Hé leaves a wife and three small chil- dren, The Farnham block, at Edgerton, O., was entirely destroyed by fire. The ground floor was occupied by the store of Campbell & Felter, and the upper ones as lodge rooms . J. N. Smith, ex-senator from Jerauld county, S. D., while cleaning a gun, was injured by a piece of cap striking him in the eye. Inflammation set in and it was necessary to remove the eye. The Grand Opera house was burned at Winnipeg, with all its contents. The theater was opened only two months ago. The loss is $40,000. The theater adjoined the Hotel Manitoba, and this: had a narrow escape, the interior be- ing flooded with water to save it. Crimes and Criminals. Charles O. Rose in a fit of despond- 'y suicided at Clinton, Iowa, by William E. Jones, formerly manager of Havlin’s theater in St. Louis, a brother-in-law of John MHaylin, has committed suicide. Lewis Muhlner was sentenced to ten years’ imprisonment at Oakland, Cal., for killing his sweetheart, Jennie Lewis. Patrick McCann was convicted of manslaughter in the second degree at Marinette, Wis., for shoeting Dennis Flannigan last August. The defense moved for a new trial. A Hungarian tramp, Sam Palatka, has been arrested at Eastman, Ga., ou the charge of wrecking the Mineral train Dec. 27, whereby twenty-six lives were lost. Charles Meyer, the man arrested for running a still near Grand Forks, N. D., says he made the whisky for his own use and he did not know it was against the law. Knowing that her aged father had. taken poison with suicidal intent, Nel- lie Curran of Oakland, Cal., 23 years of age, went to bed without calling a physician. The coroner will investi- gate. Robbers took the town of Newkirk, O. T. Saloons were robbed of all money and quantities of whisky and beer. Residences were entered and many things taken out. Officers think the robbers came into town under the guise of tramps. Arthur Palmer of Mamaroneck, N. Y., during a fit of insanity shot his cape. It is reported that all thehrdeta mrether, his sister Gertrude and his brother Leonard, and then made his es- cape. It is reported that all of the wounded are in a critical condition. Silas Crouch, an old and well-to-do farmer of Osco, Ill, has hanged him- self. It is supposed that unfortunate speculation on the board of trade is responsible. He was 55 years old and leaves a widow, six sons and two daughters, Burglars broke into the ofties of Spiering’s dye works and Mausur & Rennert’s mill at Appleten, Wis., and blew open the outer of their safes. Only a small amount of money ‘was secured, but the safes were ruined and the damage is heavy. ° : Secret Service Agent Walter believes he has captured at Denver, Colo., two of the most skillful and dangerous counterfeiters that have ever operated in this section of the West for many years. They are John Davenport Wag- ner, alias John Stevens, alias Booler, suspected of being a fugitive murder- er from Toronto, and John W. McBeth. Foreign Gossip. A new British Pacific railway com- pany is forming. Count Cassel, the pope’s private chamberlain, formerly of Denver, died in Rome on Jan. 10. There was a violent earthquake at Laibach, near Vienna, accompanied by underground rumblings. The government of Dutch Guiana has granted a million acres of selected gold lands to a British syndicate. The czar attended the epiphany pa- rade of the troops and the ceremony of blessing the neva at St. Petersburg. An official denial has been issued that any cases of plague exist at Mas- sowah. For the first time in the history of Russia an attempt is being made to count the inhabitants. The count must be completed by Feb. 9. A Constinople dispatch to the Daily Mail says that the sultan firmly re- sists European control of Turkey’s tinances or administration. No more bull fights, prize fights or cock fights will be allowed to take place in the State of Chihuahua, Mex., the legislature having issued a decree prohibiting the sport. It is announced that on the occasion of the queen’s jubilee her majesty will knight the mayors of the five largest Canadian cities, Montreal, Quebec, Ot- tawa, Toronto and* Hamilton, The London Chronicle’s correspond- ent at Vienna reports that a Constanti- nople dispatch says that the porte has ordered the Persian border to be cor- doned in order to exclude the plague. A London Daily Mail dispatch from Madrid says that the severe weather has resulted in great distress especial- ly in the province of Seville. Bread riots have occurred in several towns. The Official Gazette gives notice that an application will be made next ses- sion for an act to incorporate a rail- way from Victoria, B. C., to Winnipeg, via Butte Inlet, Cariboo, Edmonton and Prince Albert. The official figures of the census of Germany, just completed, show the to- tal population of the empire in Decem- ber, 1895, to have been 52,279,901. The total population of Prussia at this time was 381,855,123, —— A Otherwise. It is officially announced that the deaths from the bubonic plague at Bombay for the week number 470. The non-sectarian international field workers, composed of Sunday school workers, begin their annual session at Louisville, Ky. An appreciable reduction of the pro- duction of cotton cloths and other goods made by Fall Riyer, Mass., mills has been agreed upon, Comunittees in aid of the Indian fam- ine have been instituted by the govern- ors of St. Petersburg, Moscow and Odessa. The Campbell-Eaton Crockery com- pany, one of the largest concerns in Kansas City, failed. The assets are $37,000; liabilities estimated at $22,- The Ohio coal operators have con- sented to an increase of from 45 to 51 cents in January and February mining to meet the increase of from 51 to 60 cents in the Pittsburg district. Representatives of the Pennsylvania, Baltimore & Ohio, Big Four and other roads interested in the soft coal traffic from Pennsylvania mines are in con- ference at Chicago. Representative Fisher has presented a fayorable report on a Dill granting right of way to the Galveston & Great Northern railway to construct and op- erate a railroad through Oklahoma and the Indian Territory. At Denver, Colo., Special Master Marshall E. Johnson sold under de- cree of foreclosure granted by the cir- cuit court of the United States, all the property of the Platte River Paper Mills company. In the case of Braman, a bondholder in the San Francisco and Santa Fe roads, against the Santa Fe, the United States circuit court at Topeka, Kan., overruled the Santa Fe’s motion to dis- miss. Goy. Charles A. Culbertson and Lieut. Goy. Gester was inaugurated at Aus- tin, Tex., there being an immense crowd out to witness the ceremony notwithstanding the fact that a drench- ing rain fell during the entire time. Bertha Beighler, a schoolgirl thirteen years old, was married at Kokomo, Ind., to Charles Barker a few weeks ago. Now the girl applies for a divorce and will resume her studies in schooi as soon as the decree is granted. ‘The senate has confirmed the follow- i ing nominations: David R. Francis of pe 3 ouri to be secretary of the interior; Irederick Treeon of Crow Creek, S. D., to be agent for the Indians at Crow Creek agency, S. D. The London Times correspondent at Georgetown, British Guiana, says: Venezuela has paid an indemnity of $7,500 for the Uruan outrage. Iam un- able to say whether this sum repre- sents the total indemnity, Peoria, Ill., Grape Sugar company will at once proceed with the work of increasing the capacity of its 15,000 to 25,000 bushels of corn per day. Glucose and commercial starch as well as grape sugar and kindred products will be manufactured. Members of the Northern Pacific un- derwriting syndicate have been called upon for 6 per cent of their pro rata subscriptions, bringing the net pay- ments up to 16 per cent. The profit thus far on the transaction is comput- ed at 7 per cent. Careful inquiry fails to discover any ground for the assumption that the re- turn of Baron Fava, the Italian amhas- sador, grows out of any discontent on his part of his government with the baron’s course. The ambassador gave notice months ago of his intention to take leave of absence. a ln a De SE SIRES Samco ogc SII SRR AT SS ay Nhu ve Sc a A SI REA AE SA vlc See SORE tare Ste Se A er pe Sat fee ANTS PELs aca te ISELIN. WACO Nee) MeO Se ea Coe RI Te IN WOMAN’S CA ANNUAL CONVENTION OF THE NA- TIONAL SUFFRAGE ASSOCIATION, Delegates From Twenty Statex As- semble at Indianapolis in Annual Convention—Susan B. Anthony Is Given an Ovation When She De- livers Her Annual Address—Suf- fragists Are Jubilant. Des Moines, Iowa, Jan. 27. — The twenty-ninth annual convention of the National Suffrage association opened in this city, Susan B. Anthony presid- ing. The attendance at the morning ses- sion was not large. The weather was intensely cold. In the afternoon the large audience room was crowded with men and women eager to hear Miss Anthony deliver the annual ad- dress as president. She was given an ovation which moved her visibly. She spoke of the welcome which had come after years of labor in a cause once un- popular but now gaining strength. She reviewed the work during the past year, the admission of Utah as a state of equal rights for men and women, ‘and of the victory for the cause in Idaho, first in popular election and afterward, in the supreme court of the state. Miss Anthony said that the time had come when the suffragists must recognize wise political methods and not depend upon generalities. She said that. the cause was never stronger than it is now with four states in line. Before she laid down the work to which her life has been given she hoped to see the stars on the suffrage flag multiplied four-fold or more, and, in the end, the triumph of the cause. A large number of committees were appointed. Miss Harriet Upton of Ohio was made chairman of the com- mittee on credentials; Miss Mary G. Hay of California, of the committee on finances and Mrs. Mary B. Brad- ford, of the committee on resolutions. The rest of the afternoon was devot- ed to hearing reports from the states which were in the main encouraging to the suffrage workers. LITTLE PETE’S SLAUGHTER. Chinatown in San Francisco in 2 Turmoil. San Francisco, Jan. 27.—Chinatown is in a turmoil. Little Pete’s violent death, the feuds and animosities which led up to it and the consequences, re- sults vaguely conjectured but distinct- ly feared, have caused a state of af- fairs which the authorities describe as the worst they ever saw there. An ex- tra detail of police patrols the streets nd alleys with the vigilance that at- ches to recognized dangers, A $100,000 Blaze. Logansport, Ind., Jan. 27.—The most de: ve fire in the history of this city was caused by a gas explosion in the Murdock hotel, which completely gutted the building and then went to Elliott's wholesale grocery. Every building within reach of the destruct- ive blaz2 caught fire and was greatly damazed, The loss is estimated at $100,000, Another Treaty. Paris, Jan. 27.—It is semi-officially stated that negotiations for a treaty of general arbitration between France and the United States were commenced about a year ago, but were only re- sumed when it was announced that the Anglo-American treaty had been definitely concluded Foot Ball and Hats. Indianapolis, Jan. 27. — Among the bills recommended for passage in the house is one making it unlawful to play foot ball in the state. The com- mittee reported favorably on the Dill prohibiting the wearing of hats in pub- lic gatherings where an admission is charged. . Sledding Party’s Fall. Altoona, Pa., Jan. 27. — A sledding party of forty persons from Tyrone drove into a quarry at Pemberton, six miles below this place. The sled, horses and pleasure-seekers were precipitated fifty feet where they lay in a great mass. Twenty persons were badly in- jured. To Relieve C o's Destitute. Lincoln, Neb., Jan. 27.—In the senate introduced a concurrent ing that, whereas great ists in Chicago, that resolution reci distress now ¢ the people of Nebraska contribute their surplus of the products of the state to the relief of the needy of the great city. Invited to St. Petersburg. Paris, Jan. 27.—It is reported that Count Muravieff, the newly appointed Russian minister of foreign affairs, has been charged to formally invite President Faure to St. Petersburg and to make arrangements for the visit dur_ ing his approaching stay in Paris. South Carolina’s Senator. Columbia, S. C.. Jan. 27.—The sep- arate houses of the legislature voted for United States senator. Joseph H. Earle, the nominee of the Democratic primary, got every vote except that of R. H. Anderson (colored), the only Re- publican member. Distress in St. Louis. St. Louis, Jan. 27.—Sixty-six desti- tute families have applied to the police for aid. No systematic attempt to re- lieve the suffering caused by the in- tense cold has been made. Bank Closes Its Doors. Olympia, Wash., Jan. 27.—The First National bank has closed. Liabilities, $100,000; assets, $226,000. The failure was caused by the withdrawal of the state deposit of $25,000. A Disastrous Explosion. Toledo, Jan. 27.—The explosion of a gasoline stove in the harness room of Joseph Popp’s livery barn caused a hot fire. Twelve valuable coach and blooded horses were suffocated by the smoke, while twenty others were so badly burned that the majority of them will have to be shot. Nine People Injured. Chicago, Jan. 27.—Seven firemen and two spectators were badly hurt at a fire which destroyed the Williams block. KAVANAGH TRIED TO SELL. Melrose Authorities Then Placed the Auctioneer Under Arrest. St. Cloud, Minn., Jan. 27.—P. J. Kav- anagh of St. Paul, who purchased the general stock of the assignee for M. Boyle of Melrose, who recently as- signed, is having a rough experience at Melrose. After taking an inventory of the stock he announced that the entire line of goods would be sold at auction. To this the merchants of Melrose ob- jected, and Kavanagh was notified by the village clerk that he must not at- tempt to sell the stock at auction. He decided to test the law, believing that it was unconstitutional as set down in the Melrose village ordinance govern- ing auctioneers. He started in on his auction deal but was at once placed under arrest for violating the ordi- nance. A POSTMASTER’S MANIA. He Would Pay Up Old Debts, but Took the Government’s Money. Norway, Mich., Jan. 27.—For the sec- ond time within eight months the bondsmen of Postmaster Gee have been calle:t upon to make good a short- age in the cash due the government and have put up about $1,300, the fam- ily of Mr. Gee securing $250 additional. On checking up a further deficit of $200 was found and Mr. Gee was at once suspended and Robert C. Hender- , son appointed as acting postmaster pending action. There is no evidence that Mr. Gee used the government’s money for speculation or fast life of any kind. It is thought that he has a monomania for paying up some old debts. IS HE, A BR'BE John A. Gilman cf Minneapolis In- dicted for Accepting a Bribe. Minneapolis, Jan. 27.—John A. Gil- man, city building inspector and trus- tee of the soldiers’ home, was arrested on an indictment in connection with the latter office. He is charged with accepting a bribe from John P. Eng- strom in consideration for which he was to help award a’ soldiers’ home contract to the Phoenix Sash and Door Manufacturing compan The date of the alleged offense is July 27, 1896. TAKER? FARMERS ARE LOSERS. Grain-Buyer and Their Wheat Have Both Disappeared. Winnebago City, Minn., Jan. 27.—Jo- seph W. Barber, who has been buying grain through a warehouse here and at Huntley for some years, has left for parts unknown. Mr. Barber has been dealing extensively in options on wheat, and it is reported that he has lost heavily in the past few months, and that he shipped out the farmers’ stored wheat to make his losses good. The wheat is gone, so is Barber. MAYO HELD FOR TRIAL. He Set Fire to His Barn in Order to Get the Insurance. + Montevideo, Minn., Jan. 27. — Dan- ville Mayo, charged with arson in the second degree, had his hearing before Justice E. D. Washburne of Otsego, County Attorney J. C. Tarbox fer the state and J. H. Wendell for Mayo. He waived examination and was bound over to the grand jury in the sum of $500, and in default of bail was com- mitted to the county jail and sent to Hennepin county for safe keeping. A COWARD'S ACT. George Sullivan Shoots His Oppc- nent in the Back—Death Likely. Elroy, Wis., Jan. 27.—George Sul'i- van shot one Gorham, probably fatall~. They had quarreled over a woman and had a fight in which Sullivan shot twice with a revolver. One shot took effect in Gorham’s neck. Gorham dis- armed him and started for home. Sul- livan then took a rifle and shot Gorham in the back. Caught at Boys’. Tricks. Winona, Minn, Jan. 27.—High school circles are all torn up over the suspen- sion for the rest of the school year of four young men, three of whom are leaders in the younger society circles. The semi-annual examinations were held last week, and these four young men undertook to secure a high stand- ing by opening the desks of five of the teachers and abstracting in advance therefrom the examination papers. A Boom for Gogebic. Bessemer, Mich., Jan. 27.— Gogebie county is to have one of the most ex- tensive manufacturing industries ever built up in the Northwest. It is pro- posed to erect a large tannery, saw mill, paper and pulp mills. Hundreds of men will be employed. See ae Telephone Trouble at Worthington. Worthington, Minn., Jan. 27. — ‘The telephone company and the city fathers are at outs. The trouble is as to where the poles shall be placed, the city wanting them in an alley and the com- pany wanting to place them on the main street. Caught at Last. Baraboo, Wis., Jan. 27.—Carl Herwig was taken from this place by the sher- iff of Cavalier county, N. D., to answer to the charge of obtaining money and other property by false pretenses while operating a thresher outfit a year ago last summer. Illicit Dealings Flourish. Wahpeton, N. D., Jan. 27.—Since the city council passed an ordinance charging so-called temperance saloons $25 per month fines the blind pig busi- ness is flourishing exceedingly. Failed at Sping Valley, Spring Valley, Minn., Jan. 27, — W. W. Washburn, in the grocery business here for twenty years, has made an as- signment to H. T. Cummings. Sherburne’s Treasurer Dead. Elk River, Minn., Jan. 27. — County Treasurer D. R. Houlton died last night of pneumonia. Died on the Way Home. New Richmond, Wis., Jan. 27.—Word has just been received here announcing the death of W. G. Gillispie, a well Known railroad man. He has been in New Mexico the past two months for Hs health, and died while on his way ome. Bumb Animals Frozen to Death. Eagle Grove, Iowa, Jan. 27.—Several trains of cattle and hogs passed through on Sunday during the severe cold and a number of frozen and dead animals were unloaded here. | grinds his own food and gives the rocks a She Lost Her Head. This girl thinks that trainmen are just horrid. One of them nearly gates es her into a fit the other day. She wa going down to the levee ferry landing to go over to Hast St. Louis to visit a friend whom so unkind fate had . driven over there. It was her ae a) trip and she had heard awful stories : how murder was committed severa times a day down on the levee, whose - denizens she had been, told thought less, of cutting a throat than of wringing chicken’s head off. we She was nervous and scared as she penetrated the city’s purlieus. A long freight train was being switched down there and a loud-mouthed switchman 4 was giving instructions to another of~ ’ his craft. Switchmen have a language all their own, which is incomprehensi- ble to the plain, everyday, non-railroad- ing citizen. Among other things they call a train “her” and “sbe,’’ just as @ sailor refers to a ship, afid just as she neared the switchman Ahis is what he yelled: 4 “Head her off, Jim, cut her in two and send the head end up here.” She fied from the murderous villain and postponed her voyage across the ; raging Mississippi. Meantime the other i switchman obeyed orders. He cut the f train in two and sent the head end j back.—St. Louis Post-Dispatch. Calendars and Coupons. So many beautiful calendars and enter- taining novelties have been issued by the proptietors of Hood’s Sarsaparilla, that we are hardly surprised to receive this season not only one of the very prettiest designs in calendars, but with it coupons which en- title the recipient to attractive novelties. Every one who gets a Hood’s Sarsaparilla calendar for 1897 secures something that will prove interesting and valuable as well as a Beautiful specimen of the lithographer’s art. The calendar is accompanied this season by an amusing little book on ‘I'he Weather.” Ask your druggist for Hood’s Coupon Calendar, or send 6 cents in stamps for one to C. I. Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass. » The Hardest Blow Yet. A story about Arditi that does not ap- pear in his ‘Reminiscences,’ tells of a trip taken by him through the “Shake- r speare country.” ‘They had driven Ar- } diti to Warwick castle and to Kenil- } worth, and along the valley of the | Avon, and it was nearly 6 o'clock when } they reached Stratford, and took the i weary old musician into the church to see the Shakespeare monument. He did not appear to recollect the name, and Mr. Hutchinson volunteered to ex- — plain: “Shakespeare, Romeo e Giul- jetta, Macgeth, Amlete, Falstaff.” “Ah!” exclsimed tke conductor, a light evidently dawning upon him, “I ; understand. Ze librettist.” Beware. Of free cures. Do not expect some- thing for nothing. For $1 I will send > you recipes that will positively cure you of semnal weakness or lost man- hood, from whatever cause. Address W. H. Baker, Grand Opera House Block, St. Paul, Minn. A Sign. “T feel that I am getting old.” “You don’t look it.” “No, I don’t. But all'the same I find myself taking it as a sort of personal affront every time the styles change.”~ Cincinnati Enquirer. + Difference Between the Two. | “Ostriches swallow rocks to help grind their food.” “Yes; and poor, downtrodden man } t } to his landlady.”—Free Press. When bilious or costive eat a Cascaret, candy’ cathartic; cure guaranteed. 10c, 25c. The house of representatives has twice elected presidents of the United States; first in 1800, when Thomas Jefferson was chosen: over Aaron Burr; and in 1824, when John Quincy Adams was chosen over An- ¥ drew Jackson. Mrs. Winsiow’s Soothing Syrup For children teething,softens the gums, reduces inflam- } mation, allays pain, cures wind colic. 25 centsa bottle. Yellow stains left on wilite cloth by sew- ing-machine oil can be removed by rub- bing the spots with a cloth wet with am- monia before washing with soap. Hegeman’s Camphor ice with Glycerine. ‘The original and only genuine. Cures Chapped Hands and Face, Cold Sores, &c. C. G. Clars ©o., N. Haven, Ct. Pink ahd blue ginghams of a washable make can be kept from fading by first washing in a weak solution of vinegar and water. Rinse in the same way and dry in the shade. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All Druggists refund the money if it fails tocure. 250 Ink stains on white goods can be removed by soaking in water and then covering the spots with powdered salts of lemon; bleach in the sun for half an’hour, wash in suds, rinse, and dry. FITS stopped free and permanen‘ly cured. No fits after hest day's use of Dry Kline's Great Nerve torer. Free $2 trial bottle and treatis~, ‘Send to Dx. Kiinx.931 Arch St., Phil elphia, Pa, A Detroit paper announces, as an astonish- ing fact, that a young lady of that city had a needle enter her waist about a year ago, and that it recently worked its way out of the arm of a young man who dwells in another city. To remove tar from any kind of cloth, saturate the spot and rub it well with tur- pentine, and every trace of the tar may be removed. mental unrest, despondency and fear of death or impending danger, are symptoms arising from the poisoning of the blood by uric acid. 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